Section 42 is a chaotic mandarin duck spectrum
Xiao Cangsheng yawned lazily before saying: "This is after reading all the books of the Lingnan Fifth Family, on the top of the high mountain, watching the waves of the big river, I only feel that the words in the world are boring everywhere, and the words are grotesque, so I compare it to a Chu madman, and I laughed at Kong Qiu as a phoenix song, you are also a reader, what do you think?" ”
Listening to his words, it would be strange if these two poems were made by him, Li Bai used allusions at the beginning of the poem "Lushan Yao Sends Lu Shi Yuxuzhou", it is not surprising that anyone can say it, but it is by no means something that the liar in front of him can say. Yun Ye smiled and returned to the soft couch, preparing to feed another plate of mung bean cake to Wangcai.
Dongyu grinned, grabbed Xiao Cangsheng's hair, and was about to ask him to drink some water again, this guy obviously didn't see his situation clearly, and at this time he was still ready to lie to Hou Ye, which Dongyu couldn't tolerate, since he followed Yun Ye, he ate well, dressed well, and saved some money, as long as he returned to Shandong, handed over the money to his mother-in-law to raise the baby well, he was ready to follow Yun Ye, it seems that this is a good master.
The reason why I hated being an official in the past was because I was bullied, but now that my worth has doubled, I will forget the suffering I suffered in the past and join the ranks of bullying people without mercy, even more vicious than the previous officials. Once you do it, you can't tolerate it, and it's a sad reality.
Xiao Cangsheng was about to speak, but the winter fish didn't give him a chance, so the water began to bubble again, and he grabbed the edge of the urn with both hands, trying to stand up, but it was just in vain.
Hua Niang began to cry again, and she felt that Xiao Cangsheng had drowned.
When Xiao Cangsheng was lifted up again, he was already rolling his eyes, and Dongyu threw him on the ground and stepped on his stomach, and a jet of water erupted high from Xiao Cangsheng's mouth......
"There is no white-clothed prime minister in the Tang Dynasty, and there is no white-clothed prince to be proud of the prince, since you have attracted me with poetry, you must be very confident in your talent, those two lines of poetry have indeed attracted my attention, you have succeeded halfway now, as long as you show the same tone as you, I will not hesitate to recommend to the court."
Xiao Cangsheng turned over and lay on the ground with difficulty, and his feet were indeed losing his demeanor.
"The source of those two poems is in the cliff carving of Gongxiu Mountain in Yuezhou, the villagers don't know, I found out that I made Yunhou, I just took these two poems to ask for a chance to be lucky, since you know it, why do you want to humiliate me so much?"
Yun Ye's heart was let go at this time, the ancestors always had a bad habit of carving on the stone when they had nothing to do, at that time, Chu Di was literary and charming, and he didn't have much good impression of Confucianism, they were wild, they were beautiful They chanted in the mountains and rivers, and it was not impossible to leave their own good sentences on the bluestone.
"Laughing at Cangsheng, don't blame me for beating you, the reason is that you really deserve to be beaten up with a name that makes people want to beat you when they hear it, you don't have to give birth, you mess around the Qinglou all day long, and you hear the old bustard say that you still need your own good relief to live, isn't that the case? A handsome talent who can't even support himself, do you think Datang is rare?
Looking for chapters and excerpts, Hao's head is poor, drilling old paper piles, mixing rice by chance, eating a bite of food, laughing at the people, since you are ready to mix rice like this, you must be ready to be humiliated, with a sentence of poetry you want to be a guest, you are dreaming. “
Laughing Cangsheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he has been paying attention to the princess's mansion every day for the past two months, just to find an opportunity to recommend himself to the Hou Ye from the city of Beijing, hoping to use his power to leave the smoky land of Lingnan, it is rumored that Chang'an Xungui likes Washington articles the most, difficult and strange, and the strange orange sentences are the most likable, some people rely on a poem to rise to the top, feasting and drinking endlessly, he accidentally found those two poems, thinking that God blessed himself, who expected that as soon as he opened his mouth, there was no imaginary dialogue between the guest and the host, There is only endless humiliation.
He was originally the son of a fisherman, uneasy about his ancestral business, and by virtue of knowing a few words, he hoped to live a superior life, but it turned out that this qiē was just daydreaming.
"Yun Hou, Xiao Cangsheng has been taught, I am the son of a fisherman, what do you dream of ascending to the sky in one step, what is offended, and ask Hou Ye for forgiveness, go home, find a boat shop, honestly draw a few charts, earn some money, and redeem Hua Niang, if it weren't for this stupid woman to help me these days, I might be starved to death, she just asked Hou Ye to spare her for her unreasonableness, and a courtesan, and spread it out is not good for Hou Ye's reputation."
When a person returns to himself, he naturally has a clear look, not hypocritical, not pretentious, and only calm, so Dongyu naturally let go of him, and watched him crawl out of the urn wet, and lifted the flower shelf, so that the flower girl could climb out from underneath.
"Hua Niang, I originally wanted to remember your kindness, and wait for me to repay a hundred times after I developed, but now it seems that I have failed, I am not as omnipotent as you think, and I may still be a poor ghost in the future, if you don't dislike it, I will make some money to redeem you, and we will live together in this life."
The chubby flower girl cried as if she was going to die, and the courtesans on the second floor who came out to see the excitement were rippling with tears, even the old bustard kept wiping the corners of her eyes, the corners of Liu Jinbao's mouth were upturned, Dongyu was thoughtful, everyone likes beautiful things, although the happy ending is not very satisfying, Xiao Cangsheng did not have brocade clothes to marry the flower girl, but this kind of poor boy's love is more comfortable, who does not praise and laugh for a while, Cangsheng is a good man with affection.
Only Yun Ye was furious and said to Dongyu: "Beat this guy again, I'm angry." “
Dongyu looked at Hou Ye in embarrassment, and saw that Hou Ye seemed to be angry and almost turned his back on his back, and the trace of unbearable in his heart immediately ran to the clouds, and hit Xiao Cangsheng in the stomach with a punch, seeing that he was pitiful, he temporarily withdrew a little bit of strength, so Xiao Cangsheng's body immediately bent down, like a big shrimp curled up in a ball, Hua Niang rushed over like crazy, with a terrible cry in her mouth, her teeth and claws, but Liu Jinbao grabbed her neck by the collar, and she couldn't move forward a step.
The atmosphere in the Qinglou changed all of a sudden, the people who were smiling and watching the excitement just now all tightened their faces, and the old bustard wanted to step forward several times, but was stopped by a guard with a big waist and a round waist, and could only look at Yun Ye with disdain with all the prostitutes and courtesans, which reminded Yun Ye of the scenes in later movies where he was ridiculed by the group after doing evil, but there were no righteous knights, and the rest were all there, disdain, unscrupulous, angry, dare to be angry and dare not speak, there is no shortage.
Knowing that this was the result, Yun Ye was even more angry, and kicked several times on Xiao Cangsheng's ass and waist several times before letting Dongyu pick up this guy and face him.
"Bastard, there are two times, in the blink of an eye, he has made this Hou Ye into a wicked young man who does all kinds of evil, good skills, his mother will be wild and uninhibited for a while, and tenderness will be like water for a while, in order to sell yourself to the princely family, you bastard is really unscrupulous, such a poor woman has to take advantage of it, and she is dizzy to be deceived and help you desperately, you still have a little fucking humanity, and you performed a beautiful love between a down-and-out genius and a courtesan in public, and you also got this Hou Ye out as a negative role, you are purely tired of life. In order to take revenge on Benhou, you fucking painstaking efforts. ”
After listening to Yun Ye's words, Liu Jinbao came to his senses, it turned out that this bastard was making a show, and he had slandered Hou Ye in his heart just now, and he was going to beat this bastard so much that he couldn't even recognize his mother.
Xiao Cangsheng, who was still in pain just now, shrank his neck and actually escaped from under the hands of Dongyu, and ran upstairs with a sigh, standing on a high place and said: "Master Hou, this little careful thinking in the next can't escape your eyes, and you just ask for an errand to draw a sea chart, you can see it, why don't you forgive, I am a small person, you will reward me with a bowl of rice to eat." ”
Speaking of this, when I looked back at the smiling and forced up to Jinbao and Dongyu, they shouted in a sharp voice: "Don't come, if you want to come, I'll jump down." ”
Jian Yunye waved his hand to signal his subordinates not to push him too much, sat on the soft couch and asked, "Do you really know how to draw sea charts?" ”
"I really know how to draw, I have been wandering on the Hu people's boat for three years, these things will be done a long time ago, the small ones can speak the Hu people's language, Hou Ye, the small ones really can, I don't believe you can just look at the small ones drawing charts." After speaking, he reached out and took out a large handful of pulp from his arms, wanting to cry without tears.
"Lie to me again, the charts of the Hu people are all written on sheepskins, and you use pulp to fool me?" For this kind of guy, Yun Ye felt that it was impossible to be too cautious.
"Master Hou, the little one dares to be a little clever in other things, the sea chart will kill people if it is wrong, the little one doesn't have the guts, I am familiar with these drawings, you see, I am a poor ghost, how can I have the money to get sheepskins, just these papers, or Hua Niang secretly tore them off from the old bustard's account book."
Hearing him say this, Yun Ye was immediately relieved, as long as this guy has real skills, and he will slowly train after entering the Yun family, Lao Jiang and they must be bored now.
When I quieted down, I heard a low cry in my ears, and a series of scolding, only to see the old bustard in the shape of a teapot, and one hand was twisting and pinching the fat flower girl.
"You little, it's just a matter of sticking to a man by yourself, and you dare to secretly tear up the old lady's account books, if you don't teach you a good lesson today, Cuifeng Lou will have no rules."
Yun Ye turned his head helplessly when he saw Xiao Cangsheng, he couldn't bear to see Hua Niang suffering, and said to himself, "This bastard is not hard-hearted, since I performed with Hua Niang just now, how can I not be an adult?" Laughing at Cangsheng, you bastard can't do it in this life if you don't want to be affectionate and righteous. ”
After muttering, he felt more and more that he had thought of a good idea, clapped his hands, piled up the old bustard and said, "Old bustard, how much is the flower girl worth, and the old bustard has redeemed it." ”
The old bustard immediately smiled, the flower girl is old, there are few guests looking for her, and now the Hou Ye wants to buy her, this is a great thing, she can be sold for a good price.
The look in Hua Niang's eyes disappeared immediately, and she looked at Xiao Cangsheng upstairs with tears and despair, hoping that he could intercede for himself, Xiao Cangsheng wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh and arched his hand and said to Hua Niang: "Hua Niang's carp jumped into the dragon gate, congratulations." “
"Old bustard, how much is the flower girl worth, go to the shopkeeper Liu to ask, I want to borrow the treasure land to do a happy event today, the pomp should be big, the guests should be more, the food should be good, I don't care about the cost, or go to the shopkeeper Liu to ask, I just need the flower girl and Xiao Cangsheng to have a good love for a lifetime, not love!" Yun Ye said it categorically. (To be continued)
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