Section 41: I am a madman in Chu, and Feng Ge laughs at Kongqiu

Li Anlan agreed with a smile, picked up the two letters on the table, looked at them, and said, "Since you have such an important official business, why do you talk about family affairs?" Every time Zhao Hao, a famous general in the Warring States Period, received official duties, he would never stop asking about family affairs, so you can't learn from others? ”

Yun Ye nodded, indicating that he was taught, and then pushed Li Anlan out of the door and said to her: "My father and son should study the route of the army carefully, from now on, you are not allowed to see me, and you and I will meet again in ten years.\\"

After finishing speaking, the door was closed, Li Anlan kicked several times outside, and saw that no one opened the door for her, so she had to leave stupidly.

"Son, you Lao Tzu and I hate this kind of compelling and motivated woman the most, if you become Zhao Hao today, you will dare to become Zhao Kuo tomorrow, the matter of a man's family, it will be a bad thing for a woman to get involved, you Lao Tzu and I can say that the lesson is painful in this regard, I will regret it when I think about it, you have to accept the lesson of your Lao Tzu, and you are not allowed to run behind women without interest when you grow up."

The child should be with Yun Ye, opening his small mouth and drooling out.

Hasn't Li Er always been empathetic, why did this become so tough? Over the years, he has been invincible, invincible, the only one who makes him lose face is now living a life that is worse than death in Honglu Temple, as long as he thinks about it, he will be pulled out of the exhibition, and perform a song and dance for the Tang Dynasty monarchs, the last time I heard Cheng Mo say, this guy has two small drums tied around his waist, and he has a red flower on his head, and he sings and dances at the celebration, and the dance is very beautiful, which has won the applause of the house, Li Er specially rewarded him with a hundred taels of gold, and allowed him to go out to visit Chang'an every year, just three hours.

Li Er overestimated his strength? Impossible, this guy is the ancestor of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, whenever Li Er becomes unconscious, Yun Ye knows that he is actually not far from victory, what do you want to do this time?

Yun Ye is not worried about transporting food, as long as it goes with the monsoon, this strong wind will send him all the way to the Liaodong Peninsula, and there will be no strong winds and waves during the period, this is a gift from God, as long as the ship does not leak and sinks by itself, there will be no danger, but he will not draw a chart, this voyage is very important, it is necessary to mark out the reefs and waterways on the spot, and pay attention to the hydrological situation along the way.

The ships ahead must be dangerous, but finding some winter fish-like ones shouldn't be a problem. They like to sit on a shipwreck, and Dongyu always told Liu Jinbao that if the ship sinks, he will definitely be able to bring Hou Ye to the shore, and the water surface of twenty or thirty miles is not a problem. Dog things, don't look forward to my goodness, the sea says shipwreck, bad luck.

A refreshing warmth woke Yun Ye from his contemplation, his son lay in his father's arms and fell asleep, the little finch was gushing a column of clear water, not daring to disturb the child, and when he finished urinating, he put him on the table and checked his clothes.

is worthy of his own son, peeing is so level, his clothes and pants are not stained at all, but his father's crotch is wet, as if he has peed pants.

"There is a future, son, this is how things will be done in the future, this is the standard strategy of the nobility."

shouted Li Anlan to come in, no one answered, and was about to go to the front hall to find it, and only after passing through the moon gate did he hear Liu Fulu's flattering voice.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, now that Lingnan has been swept away by the Hou Ye, in fact, this is a good opportunity to govern, the mountain god beat the drum and killed a lot of unruly guys, now you only need to send the five hundred military attachés down, and then the other five hundred remaining sergeants will form a military service, and hand them over to me and other civil officials, and the lower officials will assure you that within three years, the bureaucracy will definitely be governed at night, and you can rest assured, at that time, you have time to go to Chang'an, and nothing will happen if you live for a year and a half."

"Well, I am just a woman, unlike you men who can do great things, I only want to govern the territory well, be rich, peaceful, peaceful, and happy, and be satisfied with the children I will leave to me in the future."

This woman will pretend to be pitiful as long as she has the opportunity, although this will make Liu Fulu and their liver and brains ruined, but she will be very faceless.

This angered, forgot that his crotch was still wet, stepped into the door with the child, and said to Liu Fulu: "Govern Lingnan well, if you can wear the guilt and make meritorious service, maybe you will return to Guanzhong, Guanzhong people say that you can't enter Sichuan, you don't go out of the customs when you are old, work for a few years, as long as you have the opportunity, let yourself bury yourself in the ancestral grave." If you give me trouble here, I will send you to the deep mountains and old forests, and be in the company of blind bears. “

More than a dozen prisoners bowed down to thank each other, and under the prestige of the Hou Ye, they trembled and exited the living room like quails.

"Oh, the Hou Ye who pees his pants is so majestic, the little woman is considered to have seen it, but can you change your pants after peeing your pants, just teach your subordinates like this, and you will inevitably lose a little majesty."

"The climate of Lingnan is hot and dry, which makes people upset, Ben Hou is asking the boy to detoxify his urine, my Lin'er is anxious about the old man's urgency, raining down Ganlin, relieving his father's worries, it is at that time, what's wrong, you are a woman, you meet these obscene people in the living room, there is no elder supervision, there is no servant to accompany you, it is already a loss of women's morality, how dare you be so arrogant."

Li Anlan smiled when he heard this: "This is being caught, what is Lang Jun going to do?" If the concubine enters the door of the Yun family, it will scare you to death, if I wasn't a petty character back then, now the main lady of the Yun family should be mine, Rong'er is also the righteous young master of the Yun family, Xin Yue is at most a concubine, and she dares to play a temper with me sourly? Otherwise, I will give my father the emperor tomorrow, and how about I am going to remarry you? My innocence is ruined in your hands, and you will not lose anything if you marry me. “

Yun Ye touched his nose, or forget it, and she couldn't explain this matter clearly, women are born to think that they are victims and suffer losses, I don't know when this theory started, in short, men can't take care of it, this marquis is not as knowledgeable as women, and he flicked his robe sleeves, and he was ready to run away.

"I haven't changed my clothes, what are you running, Hou Ye Lingnan, who smells of urine, doesn't have it." Li Anlan now knows how to say those words, seeing Yun Ye turn around to run, his heart is sour, but it doesn't appear on his face, two years of torment have turned a proud woman into a little woman now.

Pull Wangcai out of the horse pen, this guy is not going anywhere for a day now, just go around for a few mares in this circle, Yun Ye told the groom, Wangcai is not allowed to get close to the mare here, the horses in the south are short, in order to prosper the wealth, let him bear with it, the war horse is haired for a month at most, and it will pass after a while.

After wandering around for a while, I heard a person standing on the railing of Cuifeng Tower, shouting: 'I am a madman in Chu, Fengge laughs at Kongqiu.' Hearing this, Yun Ye was almost stupid, and his blood surged up to his brain, it was really a blessing to be able to meet Li Bai here.

With Wangcai into the Cuifeng Building, ready to meet the idol in his mind, the old bustard saw three men and a horse into the building, and hurriedly greeted him, but Liu Jinbao took his arm to the side, and asked in a low voice: "Who was the man who recited the poem just now?" Tell him to come out, and my master will see him. ”

The old bustard's professionalism is excellent, and he is not annoyed when he is pushed aside, and he said with a smile: "Ah, yes, what you are looking for is Xiao Cangsheng, he has no money, he wants to jump off the platform because of his debts, and he was dragged back by Hua Niang, are you his friend?" The old bustard asked angrily in a low voice, Yun Ye ignored him, and Dongyu couldn't speak, so he naturally had to ask Liu Jinbao.

"Bring him out, I have something to ask him." Yun Ye found a soft couch and sat down, and put the pastries on the table to Wangcai's mouth.

Uncle Liu Jinbao, the old bustard recognized him, and when he saw that he could only stand behind the young man, he immediately knew what to do.

"Hua Niang, carry your man down, there are guests who want to see and laugh. Hurry up. After saying these words, she was a little embarrassed, she didn't see a beautiful girl in the Qinglou, but she was anxious to see a man, she hadn't seen it in all these years.

The loquat in the Qinglou tastes good, and the yellow and clear ones make people like it when they look at it, Yun Ye twisted one and put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly, ready to wait for this laughing man to come out, and take a good look at who it is. Why do you read Li Bai's poems, this right has always been unique to you, can it be said that the origin of this guy is also vague?

A fat woman in brocade walked down the stairs with a drunken man in green clothes on her shoulder, came to her, put the man on another soft couch, and said boldly: "Nobleman, Xiao Cangsheng is just a down-and-out scholar, and his mouth may stink a little on weekdays, but he doesn't dare to offend the nobleman." “

Yun Ye didn't answer, and said to Dongyu, "Wake him up." ”

Winter fish grinned, stepped out of the door, with both arms, lifted the huge rain urn, the urn was full of water, came in, put the rain urn on the floor, grabbed the chicken-like pick up Xiao Cangsheng and stuffed it into the water urn, even the head did not fall, gurgling blisters,

Hua Niang was in a hurry to save Xiao Cangsheng, but Dongyu's arms were thick and powerful, and she was not a woman who could pull them, so she could only open her mouth and bite down.

As soon as Dongyu frowned, shook his arm, threw the fat flower girl out, knocked down a flower stand, and was pressed under the shelf and cried mournfully.

"Live...... Hand, what's the matter, rush to ...... I'm here, what kind of man is bullying a woman. ”

Xiao Cangsheng lay on the edge of the water urn, wiped a handful of water on his face, and said a sentence intermittently.

Yun Ye spit out the loquat, this thing was bitter in his mouth after eating too much, wiped his hand, squatted in front of Xiao Cangsheng and asked, "Where did that poem come from?" (To be continued.)

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