Chapter 925: Peak Duel! Maragby vs Coote (Fog)
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"The eldest sister seems to be very happy."
Behind. Paladin Maragher whispered to the wizard Cook Road walking next to him, and then turned his gaze to the girl who walked in front.
Excitedly flicking a beautiful brown fox tail, the head is also brown but with a little white tip of the plush cute fox ears, and also shakes from time to time.
After decades of experience together, Maragby swears in the name of his grandfather that his captain, the eldest sister of Lousia, is now in a very good mood.
"Then you still need to ask." Cook rolled his eyes.
"Let me ask you, where did Sister Lousia go just now?"
"Huh? Didn't you go to Marat-sama? Don't take me for an idiot, bastard. ”
Malagby, who felt underestimated, relied on his strength, so he deliberately grabbed the collar of Cook's mage robe and shook it.
"Ahem, let go, you idiot, you're an idiot."
Not to be outdone, Cook pulled out the mage staff and stabbed Malacabi in the stomach, resulting in one bending over and hugging his belly, and the other panting and coughing, which can be described as a lose-lose situation, making the team that was already particularly eye-catching because of Lou Sia's charm and beauty, and added a crowd of onlookers.
"A pair of fools."
The white wolf muttered with a cold face, keeping a distance from the two and detouring to show that he had dissociated himself.
"What...... What the? ”
Maraghby and Cook glanced at the white wolf indignantly. Maraguby then turned his gaze to Cook.
"Tell me, who said I'm an idiot?"
"Yes, do you want to ask Sister Lousia?" Cook sneered.
"......" Maragby was speechless.
is also the experience of getting along for many years, so that Maragby knows that if she really runs to ask like that, even if Loucia is in a good mood, it will not prevent her from making a categorical "idiot" evaluation.
"Well, let's get down to business, you haven't sued me yet, why is Sister Lou Xia so happy."
Coughing twice, Maragby obviously wanted to change the subject, and Cook, who felt that he had gained the upper hand, was happy to continue explaining for the idiot Margakuby.
"You really didn't hear what Marat-sama and Lousia-sama said?"
"Ah...... I was playing with those bottles and cans. Maraghby grinned as he grabbed the back of his head.
Is this guy still a kid playing with mud and sand?
Looking at Maragby like this, Cook couldn't help but start worrying about the future of the team.
"Ahem, then listen up, Master Marat said......"
Cook pretended to be stern and looked at Maragby, making the other party nervous.
"Master Marat said, Maraghby will stay and help me pick herbs in the future, you can find a new paladin partner."
"No, why ~~~~~~~ me?!!!"
Maraguge reacted by the god looking up to the sky and hugging his head and letting out a terrible scream.
"Because, don't you see? Because there is a word "horse" at the beginning, maybe Lord Mara feels very kind and treats you as his own grandson. ”
Cook gave a hearty thumbs up.
"I don't want to be so kind! And if that's the case, why does Sister Lousia look so happy, is it ......?"
With tears streaming down her eyes, Maragerby reached out and grabbed the tail-flicking petite figure in front of her. I only felt that I was getting farther and farther away from each other, and finally I was swallowed up by the bottomless black hole vortex.
Don't...... Am I a burden?
"Be strong, maybe you can take this opportunity to usher in a new life, oh yes, Lord Marat is very popular in Harlogas, if you follow her, maybe you will be immediately favored by some barbarian beauty, and say goodbye to the miserable single life."
Cook continued to fall into the trap.
"I don't want any barbarian beauties...... Uh, but if it's Chassi...... No, what qualifications do you have to say that I, you virgin wizard!! ”
Maragby suddenly pointed indignantly at Cook.
"What...... What the? You guy, you think of the things I mind the most...... Guts, you bastard! ”
Enjoying the pleasure of the flirtat, Cook immediately tasted the bitter fruit of Maragby's counterattack, clutching his heart in pain, glaring at him like a bull in red cloth.
"Hmph, how's it going, do you want to have one?"
Maragby bowed slightly, like a full-stringed arrow containing a powerful force, and claws in both hands, comparing the trajectory of a Pegasus constellation in the void.
"Let you taste the bitterness of my Tianma Gobi Fist again."
"This sentence should be said by me, eat my blue and white striped panties."
Cook's countenance. As if on a pilgrimage, he took a deep breath, tied the loose mage robe around his waist with his belt, and slowly clenched his hands into fists above his head, making his body standing straight look more like a water bottle, and then shouted out the name of the move with angry eyes.
"Bumper" twice, it was not the two of them who made their ultimate, each hit each other, but Lou Xia, who didn't know when to flash behind their butts, kicked each of them in the buttocks.
"You two guys, what idiots are you playing on the street."
I don't know when, Loucia, whose charming and seductive face was already full of sneers, wagged her fox tail, crossed her waist with one hand, and glared at the two of them and scolded loudly.
"And such a shameful name is like that? If you don't make it clear, I'll send you to the Twin Sea Ocean Fishing Boats!! ”
"No, Sister Lousia!!"
Maragby and Cook were scared suddenly, with the navigation technology of the Dark Continent, the so-called ocean-going fishing ship is simply a punishment, generally only the death row prisoner who has made a life and death contract will be sent to it, if you are lucky enough to win the survival rate of that 1, and get back a large number of precious fish in the open sea, it is possible to be pardoned.
"Sister Lou Xia, you have to call the shots for us, actually...... Actually, it's like this......"
The two of them sat on their knees like abandoned new wives, tearfully accusing someone of their criminal history.
The tragic story takes place when they don't know much about someone's attributes, and three people who meet by chance in a bar get together, talk to each other, and then reveal the hidden identity of the god of song to someone who is slightly drunk. Maragby and Cook naturally didn't believe it, and were enraged by the other's arrogant phrase "Sing until you obey", so they made a bet.
Then, the two men gave in and fulfilled their bet, and the move they had received was forcibly named so humiliatingly, and they were required to shout it out loud when they performed it.
Lousia: "......"
Even the silly duo Maraguby and Cook don't have such vulgar taste, and if it's the villain, it makes sense.
Thinking of this, Lousia wanted to get angry, but her lips curved a sweet arc out of her control.
"Look, Sister Lousia is here again!"
At this time, Maraguby and Cook were surprisingly compatible, as if they were suddenly standing on the same front.
"Damn, it's deliberate, it's deliberate, doesn't she know how dazzling this light is to us."
The sad two single men, unable to stand the sweet smell of this young girl, turned their faces away like vampires screaming like the sun shining, and put their arms up in front of them.
"Ahem, let's talk about it, why did it suddenly start fighting again."
Lousia, who felt out of her temper, quickly withdrew her smirk. Cough a few times and reassert the captain's presence.
"By the way, Sister Lou Xia, you don't mean to let me leave the team."
Maragby finally remembered this important event, and couldn't help but look at Loucia with a sad face.
"No, I've never said anything like that."
Loucia, who was full of joy, rarely did not use her little devil personality to tease Maraphy, but directly denied it.
"Cook~~~~~ you guy!!"
Maraguby, who immediately understood what was going on, threw himself at Cook with a roar.
"Hmph, I don't care about you."
Lousia, who had roughly understood what was going on. Coquettishly snorted, as if there was something urgent, and strode away with her beautiful and haughty fox tail.
"I'll sue you, I'll sue you."
The wizard confronted the paladin, and in the face of unfavorable melee combat, Cook finally wisely chose to give in.
"Actually, it's like this, Lord Mara said, a few days ago, Boss Fan also came to Harogas, and then Sister Lou Xia she XDDD~~~~"
"So that's the case, no wonder Sister Lou Xia is XDD~~~~"
“XDD~~~~”
“XDDD~~~~~~”
Cook and Maragerby whispered to each other, and from time to time they cast their meaningful eyes into the distance ahead with a sly smile, the tail of the fox flicking excitedly as it faded away.
If these words are heard by the adventurers passing nearby, then tomorrow, the bar will definitely be filled with "One or two stories that the Alliance Elder and His Highness the Sky Fox have to say", "The Alliance Elder has not yet lost his feelings, and he is chasing His Highness the Sky Fox to Harogas to be strong", "Beauty loves heroes, His Highness the Sky Fox makes a trick, and the alliance elders' harem is in turmoil", "Shocking!! His Royal Highness Tianhu is pregnant out of wedlock, and the identity of the child's father is self-evident", "Illegitimate daughter? The elders of the alliance and His Royal Highness Tianhu traveled through the streets together, who was the girl in his arms? (with color map)" and so on.
Then, wait until tomorrow, and the gossip will turn into "Anger of man and god!" The alliance elder envoy forcibly caused His Highness Tianhu to become pregnant", "Forbidden Love! His Royal Highness Tianhu seduces the illegitimate daughter of the Alliance Elder" and other even more tongue-in-cheek gossip.
Back at the hotel, Loucia had nowhere to go, but moments later, White Wolf, Maragby, and Cook had received a message from her and were called over.
In front of the three of them, there were more than a dozen vegetable boxes full of steaming dishes, and it seemed that the time between Lousia's hurried return and mysterious disappearance was spent in the kitchen.
"Try it."
White Wolf: "......"
Cook: "......"
Maragui: "......"
Although I always knew that their captain was a man of action, this momentum was too ......
And most importantly, these things are subtle in terms of taste.
It's not that the craftsmanship is bad, but I don't know if His Royal Highness Tianhu's taste is a little different from that of normal people, or if he often sees salt as ice and snow and sprinkles it casually, in short...... It's very salty.
"What? The old lady cooks for you herself, don't you want to eat?! Lou glared at the three of them fiercely.
"No...... We were so moved that we couldn't speak. "Under the austeress of Lousia. The three of them said things against their hearts.
"It's all the fault of Boss Fan, and this account will be recovered from him another day."
Maraguby muttered quietly, and the other two nodded in agreement.
Then, stiffly stretched out his hand, each took a dish, you look at me, I look at you, and the three of them closed their eyes and ate it in one bite.
The next moment, the three of them opened their mouths slightly in shock, looking sluggish, and tears welled up in the six elements.
"I seem to have dreamed of a big river, and I can't see the other side, but there is a very kind voice beckoning me to come over."
"I dreamed of a field of flowers, where my dead grandmother sat and smiled at me."
"I dreamed of Lena, and she handed me the bento she made with her own hands."
Each of the three of them shared their own feelings.
"How? yes, this is my pride, and the villain said it was delicious, and it should be ...... Of course, I don't make it for him to eat, but occasionally I make too much, and I leave a little bit, only a little bit, and I feel that I have lost it all and poured it all to him, and the waste is used, um!! ”
Lousia clasped her hands on her chest, her round face flushed and she spoke, and her beautiful fox ears and tail kept shaking.
It's not easy either.
Hearing Lou Sia's words, seeing that she was obviously lying in a tone and small movements, emphasizing the words "not specially" and "a little bit", for a moment, the envy, jealousy and hatred in the hearts of the three of them all turned into understanding.
At this moment, under the table, the white wolf kicked Maracabi lightly, and glanced at him.
This is the tacit understanding of the eyes formed by the three of them for many years under the oppression of Lou Xia's female power, which only the three of them understand.
[Old horse, hurry up and find a way to provoke Lou Xia. 】
The white wolf's eyes said.
[Do you want me to go to hell?! 】
Maraghby gave him such an angry look of rejection.
[It's better than all of us going to hell.] 】
The white wolf's gaze fell on the table, which was still full of more than ten boxes of dishes...... No, it's on the vegetable salt, and the meaning is self-evident.
[Even if that's the case, why me?! 】
Marlagge was even more indignant.
[Because you can always anger Sister Loucia unconsciously.] 】
Cook explained with a look in his eyes.
Maraghby was speechless.
Then, like a fearless warrior, he slammed the table to his feet, looked up at Loucia, took a deep breath, and asked aloud in a voice that could be heard throughout the hotel and even in the nearby streets.
"Sister Lou Xia, how many children do you want to give Boss Fan?!"
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Tomorrow there will be another 7,000 words, alas, so painful......