Chapter 924: Freshly Baked [Beep] Sword!
Chapter 924: The Freshly Baked [Beep] Sword!
"Speaking of which, I think of a name."
Slowly raising my head and looking at the sky in the distance, my gaze seemed to pass through the void of confusion and detachment, and return to the distant memory, the distant place.
"Katyu...... Sha. ”
Then, in the treasure box deep under the tree full of memories, on a small fragment, the name was found.
"Huh? Katyusha...... What is it? ”
Gott questioned the words that popped out of my mouth.
"Katyusha......"
After a moment's vision, I suddenly slapped my palms.
"Hmm...... It's probably a kind of shark, and it likes to eat canned saury, and what it's good at is jumping in a ring of fire, and occasionally popping and shooting howitzers from its mouth, probably right. ”
"What is canned saury? And what's going on with jumping the ring of fire? And that howitzer with a pop what kind of cannon? Could there be such a strange shark in this world? It's a little weird, although I don't know anything about it, and I'm not qualified to protest, but ah, Wu, shouldn't you recall it again, is there something wrong? Anything strange is associated with the name of a girl or a song? ”
"You guy who doesn't even know common sense like who Katyusha is, don't talk nonsense on the side."
Coughing a few times, I pointed at the gorilla with a very superior gaze and reprimanded, yes, how could Uncle Ben's memory be wrong? When I was practicing the national anthem at home, my neighbors came to me and praised me for saying that I could even remember Russian songs and ballads, and that I would definitely become a promising child when I grew up.
"Huh...... Huh? Is Katyusha common sense? I didn't expect that I still have such a blind spot in knowledge, oh oh oh oh!! ”
As if swayed by my imposing appearance, the tall gorilla held his head and let out the sad screams of the ignorant.
"Speaking of Katyusha......"
Although I didn't want to pay attention to this gorilla, who always liked this key place, but as if he wanted to make up for the blind spot of this "common sense", he was now like a student who was eager to learn looking up to the teacher, sitting in front of me with a stern expression, listening to my unreliable memory fragments.
It can't be helped, if he can keep his mouth shut, it doesn't matter if he listens.
"Speaking of Katyusha, don't you immediately think of RPGs?"
"Huh? r…… rpg? ”
Gott's eyes widened with curiosity and he raised his hand in protest.
"Mr. Wu, although I don't know where you made a mistake, I always feel that you have made a mistake in all aspects."
"The student over there, who is less wordy, and who doesn't even know the common sense of RPGs, is the most pathetic."
I mercilessly push Gott, who is bound by the cobwebs of common sense, into the abyss of the ignorant.
"Listen, the so-called RPG, it's the abbreviation of Rose, Play, Game, you know? To put it simply, it's a role-color-play game, you know? ”
As if the words "Horn-Color-Role-Playing Game" composed of fireworks appeared in the sky, I pointed my finger high and proudly announced.
Although I don't really understand the other meanings of RPGs, but this is the only one, as a senior otaku, even if it's a stupid person, you won't be mistaken, even if there is a terrible mountain in front of you!!
"I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't understand at all, I'm such a fool." Gort, who shed tears of despair, desperately banged his head on the ground.
"Forget it, I never had expectations for an orangutan's ability to understand."
Shrugging helplessly and sighing, I continued to look away, rummaging through the fragments in the treasure box of memories.
"When it comes to role-color-playing games, I have to mention another kind of game, that's right, one of the spiritual foods we are waiting for, beautiful girl love games, referred to as galgme!!"
But ah...... Recently, you don't think that a sad atmosphere is spreading, and recently...... More and more friends have chosen the route, and a slight hand slip will blind even the titanium alloy dog eye that was specially brought to guard against this hand is blind.
Thinking of this, I fell to my knees weakly and burst into tears.
"...... What the? ”
Probably didn't hear the pronunciation of galgame clearly, and Goult hesitated to make a word pronunciation.
"That's right, this is it!!"
Suddenly, I jumped up from the ground and let out a cry of grief.
"This sword will be called [Mephisto's Sword of Fungi] from now on!!"
As the sentences echoed in the sky, slowly, the question mark on the sword disappeared, and was replaced by the three words "engage in the base".
Gott was dumbfounded.
"Teacher, what do you mean by engaging in a base?"
"Shut up, you just have to smile at this point."
He patted Gott the shoulder, then took the named crystal shortsword back into his inventory.
"Didn't understand what you guy was talking about in the first place, bastard!!"
Gott, who had been spinning in the abyss of the Ignorant, broke out. “
“……”
It seems that this orangutan is suffocated, no wonder he can't understand it, in fact...... From the beginning, I was just trying to find fault with Mephisto.
"Huh? Look at the other side!! ”
I suddenly pointed into the distance and stared at the past.
"Don't want to change the topic, I won't explain what it is today...... Hey? ”
Gott thought I wanted to get out of the way, and glanced disdainfully in the direction my finger was pointing, but then let out an exclamation.
Land...... Well, I should say that it is lava rock, floating along the ice floes under our feet, and I don't know when, we actually returned to the lava rock area, which is the area of the Styx Cave.
I remember that after leaving the Styx Cave area, I should have been running in one direction, and I couldn't go back.
After thinking about it, it suddenly dawned in my heart that this entire molten sea area is just a projection, naturally it can't be as boundless as the real molten sea in hell, I estimate that this should be a closed space, in short, just like the earth, if you go in a straight line, sooner or later one day you will return to the original point.
This is the only possible thing - sex -, and I would never admit that it was my sense of direction that was wrong.
All in all, it's easy to get back to the Styx Cave area, and even if you can't find it, you can use the City Scroll to go back, but in this case, we have to make a teleportation array from Harogas to the Arret Plateau, and then run desperately for hours to get back to the entrance of the Styx Cave, which takes a lot of time.
Seeing the familiar place, Gott couldn't help but wave his hands desperately and shout at the opposite shore like a wild man who had been besieged on an isolated island for decades, only to have a large number of [people] respond to his cry for help, a large group of winged Styx demons-women- and blood kings carrying a pair of large axes are smiling and gathering on the opposite bank, waiting for the ice floes under our feet to float over.
“……”
Occasionally, there is always an urge to kick this fool into the molten sea.
After returning to shore and destroying the monsters that had greeted us with warm glances on the shore earlier, we made our way with Gaud, and after nearly half an hour, we finally returned to the exit of the Cave of the Styx.
Seeing the teleportation array that flickered with scarlet light, Gao Teh and I both let out a long breath, although it was only more than two hours since we entered the cave, which was not worth mentioning compared to the usual experience, but the two of us felt like we had been in it for several years, feeling the [colorful] of life, and giving birth to a feeling of greeting God from our hearts.
Back in Harlogas, the sun was just beginning to rise, the surrounding scenery was still a little dark, the night storm had subsided considerably, and the whole Arret Plateau was shrouded in the silence and serenity of the early morning.
When we returned to the ice cave we dug out, we were caught off guard and collided with Veras, who was standing at the door of the ice cave, with the white ice and snow, humming a pleasant tune while scrubbing the pan.
"Woo~~~~!!"
Raising her head and her gaze fell on me, Veras held the pan in her arms, puffed out her cheeks slightly, and looked at me a little angrily.
“……”
Seeing her posture, especially the golden-colored pan in her arms, Gault and I both took a step back.
It's not good, I met the person I shouldn't have met right now.
Gott was even more desperate - revealing a sad expression of "going to be slapped back to Harorgas by this murder weapon".
Then, with a slight sigh on her face, Veras, and with a helpless smile that seemed to be reflected by the dazzling light of the rising sun on the snow, and a gentle smile that made it impossible to look at it directly, she reached out and carefully arranged the crooked cloak tie around my neck.
"My lord, welcome back, go back and have a good rest, breakfast will be good soon."
"Okay."
Looking at Veras's delicate back, Gott suddenly showed a sad expression.
"If only Lina of my family had a tenth of Veras...... No, even one percent of the gentle words......"
words...... So what? Dear~love~? ”
Behind him, taking over Gott's words, there was a smile, but it made us shudder.
Turning around, Karina was standing behind us with a smile on her face, looking at her husband with a kind gaze.
Lina...... That one...... I...... I'm just talking about it. ”
Gault's calves were already shaking.
"Indeed, when it comes to gentleness, a hundred of them are no match for Veras, and it seems that I really need to learn from her."
Suddenly, Karina's tone took a big turn, which seemed to be a bit of a twist and turn, making Goult show a surprised expression, as if he wanted to take advantage of the hot iron to turn Karina into a gentle and virtuous woman in one fell swoop.
"Yes, yes, study hard, study hard."
Not knowing that this was a trap, the chick nodded as if pecking rice.
What a pathetic fellow, easily toyed with in the palm of his hand, I glanced at Gott with pity, and then at Karina with awe, and could move slowly away from Gott.
"So, let's learn from that scene just now, love, do you want me to tie up your cloak?"
With a soft voice, Karina slowly approached Gott, not knowing that Gott, the scythe of death was already on his neck, and was dazzled by the unprecedented gentleness of his wife in front of him, so he could only nod vigorously.
Then, Karina, who came to Gott, wanted to slowly stretch out her hand to the other party's neck, and in Gott's smug gaze, grabbed his neck and slowly lifted it, lifting his body into the air.
“……”
Gott, who has not yet come to his senses, has a dew-sleepy-confused expression, and his eyes are saying: Lina, you seem to have grasped the wrong place.
"Oh, huh?"
Karina looked up and smiled softly.
"But, your ties are so tight that you have to untie them to get them back together."
Gott, who began to hold his breath, continued to nod.
"But ah, I always felt that before I could tie your cloak, I had to untie the knot in your head, or it would be useless to do anything, right? My dear? ”
Gott saw Karina's murderous smile, and finally showed a terrified expression.
"I'm really sorry for marrying an ungentle wife!!!"
After leaving Goth and sneaking away, I only heard Karina's angry rebuke from the cave-hole-doorway, followed by Gott's mournful scream, and finally a click, and returned to silence.
I wish you a speedy Buddhahood.
Silently comparing a cross on my chest, I mourned for Gott for a blink of an eye, and then with a smile on my face, I took the little angel Sarah, who had trotted over to meet me, in my arms, and kissed her heavily on the soft and smooth face.
Then, at breakfast, for some unknown reason, Gaud sat alone in the corner with his back to us, as if he had been the Children of Shadows, his back shrouded in gray, and the sound of his stomach drumming and swallowing could be heard from far away, but he insisted that he was full of fresh air in such a crisp morning.
After a short break, we entered the Cave of Styx again, looking at this dark red-colored world, and although Gott and I had only been away for less than an hour, we couldn't help but feel that things were wrong.
If there is time, when the demon-damaged temple is reborn, Gott and I plan to continue the shenanigans of the Deep Altar, and although the most precious things there are no longer the messages left by our [kind] predecessors, we believe that as long as there are idle adventurers in this world, this preciousness can be rebuilt over time, and in a few decades, this place will become a new place of memory.
Well, I must admit that not wanting to be the last was one of the reasons that prompted me and Gott to continue this rumor......
Oh yes.
I suddenly remembered something and stopped the girls who were getting ready to go.
Then, looking in the inventory, he took out the dark gold giant battle hammer that burst out of the miniboss-level Styx demon-woman, and handed it to Linya, where only her level can equip this powerful weapon.
"Wu, do you think about it...... Impossible, impossible, no matter how you say it, it is impossible to equip a mage with such a weapon...... Can you pick it up?!!!! ”
Before Goult's words were finished, he saw Linya take the giant battle hammer, and at first she could feel her little hand sink visibly when she held the giant battle hammer, but then, she skillfully swung it.
“……”
The high-tith-woman, who was about to ascend the throne of the Emperor of Calm, was once again broken with a golden body, his mouth opened wide, and his expression was sluggish.
Anyway, this melee hammer requires 80 points of strength and 60 points of agility, even if it is an ordinary level forty melee profession, if the equipment on the body is not good enough, it may not be able to afford it, and then, there is a living mage in front of him, wielding this giant battle hammer to challenge their nerves.
Gotefu - woman - who does not know the truth, the brain thinking cannot be planted.
In fact, Linya used this giant battle hammer to be a little in front of her, even if she had the bonus of soul interlocking and was wearing a full set of high-grade equipment, her genus-sex-was only worthy of 86 points of strength.
As I said before, if the strength genus-sex-just meets the requirements of the equipment, it will be more difficult to use, but this giant battle hammer has thirty points of power, which makes Linya, who could only barely use it, extremely easy.
Therefore, there will be a scene when I just took it, my hand sank, and then immediately it was like an arm wave.
Equipped with the Dark Gold Giant Battle Hammer, even if she doesn't need the bracelet of the Poison Flower Vine, she can still hammer an enemy in one hit after Karina attaches a flame enhancement to the weapon, so Linya gives the Poison Flower Vine to the Three-Nothing Princess, which has a low attack power, so that their overall upgrade speed can also be accelerated by one point.
On the other side, in the city of Harlogas, the figures of three men and one woman are striding through the crowd, and the beautiful appearance of the girl and the hairy fox ears and fox tail are particularly eye-catching......