"There's nothing to wash, it's so late, auntie, don't be busy, hurry up and rest." Chen Yefeng said.

"By the way, there's something waiting for my aunt to tell you."

"What's the matter?"

"Anyway, it should be a very important thing for you, and that's what your dad told me."

"He? What important things can he have......" Chen Yefeng muttered, but after seeing his aunt glaring at him, he immediately changed his words and said, "Okay, I know my aunt!" Hurry up and get some rest! ”

"Okay, you can play for a while and go to sleep, it's not too early!"

"Got it, aunt!"

Looking at the figure of his aunt pushing the door out, Chen Yefeng also fell into deep thought.

What kind of moth is this Lao Chen ready to toss himself as a son?

After thinking about it, Chen Yefeng didn't come up with a reason, so he simply didn't think about it anymore, anyway, the soldiers came to block it, and the water came to cover it.

I really can't stop it, so let my sister out!

Sister is out of the horse, a top two!

Now the top priority is to see how this woman takes her little apprentice to eat chicken.

After all, this woman is not the most handsome in the world, she has been at the peak of her appearance throughout the ages, and she has taken the teletubbies of the little apprentice, which is something that ordinary people can take?

Even if she takes her little apprentice and occasionally rolls over, is it okay, this woman really treats herself as a piece of material?

Gao Chao and Wu Liang, the two sleeping dragons and phoenixes, are they powerful?

As a result, these two guys, taking advantage of their absence, used their fame to take their little apprentices to prepare for sweet black.

These two people shouted that they were the Jedi Killer God, the overlord of the survival island, but the special landing became a box!

It can be seen that in this world, not everyone can take their little apprentice to eat chicken, except for herself, if others want to take her to eat chicken, it is very difficult!

Therefore, Chen Yefeng felt that Jiang Xuefen, a woman, wanted to take her little apprentice to eat chicken, which was even more nonsense, and it was not an exaggeration to say that it was the funniest joke in the world.

"Actually, I don't want to hit your self-confidence, it's just that you really can't lead my little apprentice."

"I don't believe it!" Jiang Xuefen naturally won't give in easily, "As the saying goes, don't be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of what if, what if?" What if I accidentally take Miss Persimson to eat chicken? ”

"Hehe, if you can take my little apprentice to eat chicken, I promise you ten requests!"

"Not ten, just one!" Jiang Xuefen's eyes lit up, and her heart was suddenly full of strong confidence at this moment!

No matter how difficult it is to eat chicken this time, with the sentence of the little man, even if there is a mountain of knives and a sea of fire ahead, then you have to break through to the end!

"Whatever you want, but we have to say it in advance, even if it is a request, it can't violate morality and ethics!"

Chen Yefeng said his request in advance, after all, he was also panicked in his heart, what if this woman broke common sense with her little apprentice and successfully ate chicken!

"Don't worry, am I the kind of person who would make unfair demands?"

"Yes!"

Jiang Xuefen was also embarrassed when she heard this, "Ahem, you ruthless little man, then open your eyes and watch my performance well!"

"Hehe, then I'm looking forward to your performance!" Chen Yefeng was already scornful of Jiang Xuefen's behavior as a woman.

It's a good thing to have confidence, but you have to look at your own potential, in Chen Yefeng's opinion, his little apprentice Igda is needless to say, a Teletubbies, a cute girl lying chicken!

Jiang Xuefen is not to mention this woman, it seems that she has two forks, if nothing else, this woman also belongs to the kind of woman who looks good, but in fact is not good.

Therefore, whether it is his little apprentice or Jiang Xuefen, a woman, it is not the material that eats chicken!

Of course, it's limited to the PUBG chicken, at least the roast chicken, white-cut chicken or something they should eat quite slippery.

"By the way, you're not allowed to cheat!" Chen Yefeng reminded.

"Cheating, how to cheat?" Jiang Xuefen wondered.

"It's just begging for mercy!" Chen Yefeng knows that some people will feel pity after hearing the pitiful voice of the girl, and maybe they will give away the chicken in their hand.

If this happens, won't I lose a lot!?

Chen Yefeng didn't doubt that someone would do this, so he had to say it in advance, so as not to cry without tears when he got it.

However, Chen Yefeng also wondered, why some people can't open their legs when they see the young lady, isn't eating chicken heavier than the young lady?

If you meet your sister begging for mercy in the game, you must not hesitate to pull out your gun and fight, no matter how you beg for mercy, it's useless!

Because eating chicken is the most important thing, women will only affect my operation and the speed at which I draw my sword!

……

"I'm not going to do that!" Jiang Xuefen said disdainfully, "I want you to lose convincingly, and besides, you shut up now and stop talking, so as not to affect my next operation!" ”

When Chen Yefeng heard this, he was also speechless: "......"

"Didn't I say that there is still room for influence in your operation, it seems that there is no room for decline, right?"

"What do you mean?"

"Just literally......"

"Oh, daughter-in-law, don't quarrel with the young lady! Everyone is a good friend and should help each other, it's not right to quarrel! The little apprentice Iguoda didn't know who to help now, and his head grew big when he heard the two quarrel.

The fans in the live broadcast room also followed suit, and they were ready to make a big deal and then eat melon seeds to watch the excitement.

"Uncle, to be honest, you don't look like a man anymore, what are you doing when he's used to his problems, just go up and do it!"

"Lu Xun once said that women can't get used to it, the more used they are, the more bastards they are!"

"The eldest brother has embarrassed the brothers of the family who pretended to be forced to us, brothers, I feel that we should change the leader, and the eldest brother has lost all our faces!"

"My eldest brother is simply the scum of our family and the shame of the family!!"

"Brothers, spit with me!"

"Heh~tui!"

……

Chen Yefeng looked at the barrage, and his heart was speechless: "......"

This group of fake fans who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, are they cowardly? Is it clear that he is a good man and does not fight with women?

"Okay, then I'll watch you perform, if you can take my apprentice to eat chicken, in addition to agreeing to you a request, I can also invite you to dinner!"

Of course, if you can't, just invite me to dinner! ”

"Is it just eating?" Jiang Xuefen asked leisurely.

"Is it possible that you still want to watch a movie?"

"And then it's too late, and you just happened to have your ID with you?"

The two old drivers invisibly had hundreds of tricks, which made three question marks suddenly appear on the head of the little apprentice Igda.

What the hell are daughters-in-law and young lady talking about? Why do I feel like I can't understand it, Chinese culture is so broad and profound!!

"Okay, if I win, you invite me to dinner, and if I lose, I invite you to dinner!"

In the end, the two hit it off and made a decision!

Of course, Chen Yefeng felt that no matter how he looked at it, he would not lose, he lost, it didn't matter if he asked for a meal, he was also accompanying the young lady, although this sister was a little different.

And if you win, you can eat for free, no matter how you look at it, it's a win-win situation!

Therefore, no matter what, Chen Yefeng is at least not a loss!

Although this requirement does make Chen Yefeng a little difficult to do, the probability of Jiang Xuefen taking his little apprentice Igda to eat chicken is infinitely close to zero!

"I said, if it's too monotonous to eat, let's go to the movies after eating and ...... Uh-huh? ”

Chen Yefeng: "......"

This is so intriguing!

The fans in the live broadcast room also instantly showed a look of understanding.

"Little sister, if you don't understand, brothers, they won't support you anymore!"

"Ten thousand blood books, please uncle must start a live broadcast that day!"

"Uncle, don't listen to them, cherish your live broadcast room, and just send a video to your brother when the time comes!"

"Is the video exciting? I won't watch it if it's not exciting! ”

"You old turtles, all of them, come with me!"

……

"Persimmon, we must be careful, let your master see, even without him, we will definitely be able to eat chicken!"

If there's anyone in a while, remember to hide behind me, and I'll protect you! ”

Listening to what Jiang Xuefen said, the little apprentice Iguoda Zizi also said excitedly: "Thank you, little sister!"

"You're welcome, we're all here to let your master know that without him, we will definitely be able to do it."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Chen Yefeng snorted and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at!" Jiang Xuefen was a little annoyed and angry.

"Ahem!" Chen Yefeng endured it for a while before holding back the smile in his heart, "What, Zhuzi, you really believe what he said, I see if she can survive to the finals, you actually said thank you, you are a big loss!" ”

"You little man, if you don't cheer me up, it doesn't matter, you still hit me!!"

"What's the matter, I'm telling the truth!"

"Wait, I'll prove it to you!"

Jiang Xuefen was so angry in her heart, but there was no way, this little man was so unscrupulous to provoke himself by the fact that he was not by his side.

If this was beside him, would he dare to talk like that?

……

"The young lady is very angry, the eldest brother should be careful!"

"You say, what if the young lady steps on the shit luck and really takes the young lady to eat chicken?"

"What I said upstairs makes sense, I'm a little looking forward to what kind of requests the young lady will make!"

"Uncle brother said, you can't violate morality and ethics!"

"The reproduction of human beings is sacred, full of yearning and light, which does not violate the conditions of the eldest brother!"

"Damn, why can't I meet such a good thing?"

"Because you're a human being, and your uncle is a brute, brutes are usually more popular."