"Heaven is intolerable, heaven is intolerable, uncle, this is a beast!"

"Damn, what about my knife, bring me a forty-meter machete, and today I will do the right thing for heaven!"

"A person like my uncle is not worthy of a girlfriend, let alone such a cute little apprentice!"

"But there's no way, my uncle just has a girlfriend, he just has such a cute little apprentice, and he also has a thief and clingy sister!"

"Ahhh

"Don't be, my uncle is a brute, what are you not good at learning, just learn from him."

"If you can be so suave as your eldest brother, it's actually pretty good to be a brute......

……

Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng was directly speechless, "......"

This group of fake fans, can they still watch the live broadcast well?

Jiang Xuefen is naturally ashamed of her little man's behavior, such a simple, cute and caring young lady can't bear to ridicule, this is not a man.

After she picked up the things of the four people, she also gave some to the little apprentice Iguoda Zizi, after all, the little apprentice said just now that good things should be shared with good friends!

"Little sister, my daughter-in-law has good things there, you can pick them up too!"

Listening to Da Qizi's voice, Jiang Xuefen naturally would not be polite, and after picking it up, she also thanked her.

In this way, Chen Yefeng is depressed, this seems to be my equipment, you woman actually don't thank me!

"I think you should thank me, that's mine!"

"You've got a box, and now these things belong to the ownerless, which means that anyone can take them and use them." Jiang Xuefen said seriously, "There are only two people here, me and Miss Da Qizi, that is to say, the two of us have the right to use it, and the young lady gave it to me and didn't fight with me, as a courtesy, of course I want to thank you." ”

"I'm ......"

Listening to Jiang Xuefen's serious analysis, Chen Yefeng also had to admit that it was quite reasonable, not to mention.

Forget it, if you don't know a woman in general, you are a man anyway, although you are still the last step, but seeing a woman will inevitably seem to be too stingy.

"Daughter-in-law, are you still angry with the son?"

At this time, the little apprentice Igda spoke again, his voice was a little aggrieved and a little weak.

"Of course not! How can a teacher be so stingy, the master was just teasing you, how could a teacher be angry with his apprentice! ”

"Really? Thank you, daughter-in-law, invite your daughter-in-law to my house another day! The little apprentice Igda said excitedly.

"Ahem, what, do you have any extra room in the house?" Chen Yefeng said casually.

"Huh? Daughter-in-law, what do you mean? ”

"Ahem, didn't you say that you were a guest, since you are going to your house as a guest, then naturally you have to stay for one night."

The fans in the live broadcast room were boiling again, and a group of people were eager to tear Chen Yefeng, a beast anchor, in half.

"Uncle, this can be said to be a crazy hint, I have never seen such a brazen person!"

"Miss Da Zhuzi, don't be fooled, let me go, I can't let this brute go!!"

"Brothers, I'm sour, what about you?"

"I'm not sour, I'm looking at you with a little wish!"

"Knife in hand, follow me, kill my uncle, rob Miss Persissley!"

Chen Yefeng didn't expect such a big reaction in the live broadcast room, originally he was just teasing the little apprentice, and he didn't have this plan in his heart.

However, it seems that the fans in the live broadcast room don't buy it at all.

"Ahem, calm down, I'm just talking casually, after all, the little apprentice Igda is in the island country, I usually have nothing to do, and I won't go." Chen Yefeng forcibly explained.

Of course.

Fans in the live broadcast room will definitely not believe his words, there is an old saying in Huaxia, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

Moreover, there is generally nothing that you will not go, so what about the two?

Besides, won't it be okay if you go?

Such a cute young lady, she can't stand it if she is a person!

……

"You two don't stay where you are now, it is estimated that the gunfire just now has attracted others to come, you should hurry up and run the poison now!" After speaking, Chen Yefeng also reminded the two of them profoundly, "You two just run like this, the safety zone is not very far, remember not to drive, otherwise I am afraid that the two of you will eliminate yourself halfway!" ”

"I know my daughter-in-law!" Of course, the little apprentice Iguoda is very obedient, and he simply picked up a little thing and was ready to run away from the poison.

"Why don't you tell me? You can't treat them differently! Jiang Xuefen protested.

"You hurry up, if someone comes in a while, you won't even be able to run!" Chen Yefeng pouted.

"But daughter-in-law, you have been eliminated, what should I do with the young lady and me, without you, how can we beat the rest of the people." The little apprentice Igda was a little depressed.

Think about it...... I've been playing games with my daughter-in-law for a long time, and this time, it seems that he has been eliminated for the first time.

The most important thing is that he actually sent his daughter-in-law to the road to the box!!

"Don't worry, although I have become a box for the teacher, but, after all, my experience is here, as long as you two listen to my command, I believe you can still improve your ranking, although you can't eat chicken, but the top five shouldn't be a problem!"

"But...... My sister and I can't beat the others, what should we do if we meet someone else, this will definitely not be able to eat chicken! "The little apprentice Iguoda regretted it, he should have seen it clearly just now.

It's a good thing now, an oversight, and as a result, the daughter-in-law is gone, and the box is gone, and the chicken that reaches the mouth flies away.

Chen Yefeng just wanted to comfort a few words, when he heard Jiang Xuefen say very domineeringly: "Don't worry, in fact, I seem to be a master!"

"Then do you have a daughter-in-law?" The little apprentice, Igdazi, asked aloud.

After all, in the eyes of the little apprentice, his daughter-in-law is the most powerful, and no one can easily surpass it!

"Well, this is not ......" Jiang Xuefen was stunned.

"Can you kill the rest of the people, then?" The little apprentice Igda asked again,

"This ...... It doesn't seem to be very good at ......," Jiang Xuefen didn't know what to say.

This young lady herself just had a good impression, but she was about to be completely defeated in just a few words.

"That daughter-in-law is gone, what should we do......" The little apprentice Iguoda Qizi's tone was full of grievances, as if he was making deep remorse for his mistake just now.

"Ahem, I don't know how big the persimson is, this time I'll let Sister Xue take you to eat chicken!"

"Tut-tut......"

Listening to Jiang Xuefen's serious assurance, Chen Yefeng also sighed, "It's a shame that my family doesn't raise cattle, otherwise the designation will be blown away by you."

If you can eat chicken, I'll eat this computer screen on the spot! ”

……

"There is a saying, don't set up a flag casually, or you will be slapped in the face."

"What's wrong with the young lady liking to blow? Anyway, I really like the way the young lady blows it like this! ”

"There's something wrong with you upstairs, I always feel like you have something to say!"

"As we all know, everyone who has set up a flag is usually slapped in the face, and we generally call this situation deserved!"

"Upstairs, don't forget, the premise of all this is people, and our eldest brother is not a human, he is a brute, have you ever seen a brute being slapped in the face? And even if he slaps his face, he won't hurt at all! ”

"But then again, what if the two young ladies really eat chicken!?"

"That can only show that the eldest brother is a dead waste, a shame in the sister world, and he took his sister to eat chicken, but he was taken by his sister to eat chicken!"

"It's not a matter of a day or two for my uncle to be embarrassed, everyone has to get used to it."

……

"Persimmon, it's time for us to run the poison."

Hearing Chen Yefeng's disdainful voice, Jiang Xuefen snorted coldly, and was also a little sullen, this little man actually dared to look down on himself, did he really think that he was one of those big-chested and brainless people?

Let me show you today, what is called a woman who does not let her eyebrows, today I must let this little man re-understand himself, lest this guy always have insufficient respect for himself!

"Uh-huh, hello little sister." After the little apprentice Iguoda heard it, he immediately manipulated the characters to follow, and the two Teletubbies were ready to stage a sensational chicken eating operation under the gaze of Chen Yefeng and some fans in the live broadcast room.

Chen Yefeng, who witnessed everything, leaned gently on the chair, slowly took out a box of Xuanhe Door from the drawer, took out a cigarette from it, and slowly lit it.

In fact, Chen Yefeng rarely smokes, of course, this does not mean that he can't smoke.

It's just that Chen Yefeng had just taken out the firepower, and it was lit with a chirp, and before he could take a sip, he heard the door behind him.

Originally, Chen Yefeng thought that it must be his own little princess running over, but he didn't expect to turn his head and find that it was actually his aunt Chen Shuyun.

"Little Wind!" When Chen Shuyun saw his nephew leaning on the chair with a slowly smoking cigarette in his hand, his tone suddenly changed from spoiling to a hint of sternness!

"Uh...... Auntie, why are you here? Chen Yefeng smiled awkwardly, extinguished the cigarette he had just lit, and showed a trace of regret in his eyes.

What a good cigarette, I just lit it, I didn't smoke a single pout, it's a shame that it's wasted like this.

"I came to see if you had any clothes that needed to be washed, and I saw that you didn't study well here!" Chen Shuyun glared, of course she was very satisfied with her nephew, neither humble nor arrogant, and obedient and sensible?

Well, to be precise, it should be more to listen to my aunt, as for my brother's side, I don't know, compared to my nephew and my brother, the father and son are also getting together.