"Hey, haven't you stopped the car yet? I'm really dying......" At this time, Yin Shi slowly turned his head and said, but Jiang Cheng was nowhere to be found.

Yinshi looked into the distance, only then did he see the familiar car, and in an instant, Yinshi got up and rushed over at a speed of 100 meters, "What are you kidding!" ”

"Master driver, give them a speed that they can't catch up with and can't shake off, and let them run to the beach." Jiang Cheng glanced behind him and said at the same time. And also poured himself a glass of ice.

……

"Ah, it's really not good, I feel like I'm going to die...... "It's really bad for Yinshi to lie on the beach, "I feel like I've run at least a hundred kilometers rounded up......"

"Hey, a kilometer at most, you're rounding up too much!" Jiang Cheng roared.

At this time, Yue Yong and the others also walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Looks like there's a real monster, oh, it's exciting to think about." Haruta's face was full of excitement, but the new Hachio on the side was not so excited.

"Yinsang, high bounties or something, it's all a lie." Shinhachi said hesitantly to Yinshi.

Then the crowd heard the sound of something shattering.

"This is the critical hit Aru in the RPGgame, remember clearly." Kagura stretched out a finger and explained to Harita on the side.

"Actually, it was a joke made by the uncle who bought the fried noodles over there, and the uncle didn't expect anyone to come......" Shinhachi said again.

"Huh?" Yinshi stood up, but his head was still lowered, and he slowly walked to the fried noodle stall not far away, but everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning on his body.

On the side, Jiang Cheng also followed.

"Hey, why do you want to make that joke?" Yinshi lowered his head and said, then raised his head, "A creature like a man, even when he is joking, he has to gamble his life!" Be responsible for everything you say and do! ”

The boss with yellow hair and sunglasses couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said with a smile, "That's ...... That little girl has already eaten 30 servings of fried noodles, this is sea cucumber fried noodles! It's expensive! ”

"Ah, really." Jiang Cheng squatted down and sniffed the fried noodles on the iron plate, "There is really a smell of sea, it stinks to death." ”

Yinshi finally couldn't help it, raised his hand and pressed the shopkeeper's head on the iron plate, and the iron plate instantly made a [zizizi] sound.

"Wait, calm down!" The shopkeeper hurriedly said, "I'm out of money, I'm right!" But I'll give you something of the equivalent now! ”

"Oh, let's take a look at it first."

……

On the beach, Jiang Cheng stuck his umbrella on the ground, and the whole person lay under the umbrella without moving.

There is also a large parasol on the side, and below it is a group of women and children (Hinaku, Tsukina, Kagura, Miao, and Harita). ）

Sadaharau on the side was digging holes in the sand, and it seemed that he could dig through the earth before the end of this novel.

On the side, Shinyachi, and Hasegawa sat side by side on the beach without saying a word, wearing the so-called collector's edition t-shirt (the white t-shirt that says "beach] samurai) that the shopkeeper had just taken out.

"That's a really good shirt, Gin-san." Shinhachi said with his head down.

"Yes, if your mother accidentally wears this thing during adolescence, it will cause domestic violence!" Yinshi replied with his head down.

"It's a t-shirt, but it's a rarity that only the staff of my store can wear, and it's not for sale!" The dead chow noodle boss who was tied up on the side shouted, "Put on that dress, you are all the pride of the sea!" So, let me go! The pride of the sea would not do such a thing! The shopkeeper shouted on the ground as the carp straightened out.

But the three people on the side didn't seem to hear it at all.

"Yinsang, what should I do next?" Shin Hachio asked in a whisper.

"This ......"

Gintoki was about to open his mouth when Hasegawa interrupted, "Then I have to make a move." ”

"What are you doing?" Yinshi replied.

"On an empty beach, a monster, three beach warriors, we don't protect the sea, who else can protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and said, "How do you recover when you encounter something frustrating?" Humans can be divided into two types according to the method of rejuvenation. ”

As he spoke, Hasegawa took a puff of cigarette, "One is to look at things that are more humble than yourself, and look for the bottom to find self-comfort." The other is,Look at something greater than yourself,Kick up the self without grace fiercely,I belong to the latter,I used to run to the beach when I encountered unhappy things.,In order to see my own insignificance.,By the way,My encounter with my wife Xiaochu was also on the beach.,Understand? The sea is both my textbook and my teacher. ”

With that, Hasegawa stood up, faced the sea, and continued, "No matter who you are, you will always have one or two things that are sustenance in your heart, and even if you keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called work is just to feed such a self, and it is by no means a gold worship! This is my vocation! Do you understand? You two ......"

It was Hasegawa who turned his head, but it was only at this time that he found out that Yintoki and Shin Hachio had already run under Jiang Cheng's umbrella, and the three of them were fighting for Jiang Cheng's shadow under his umbrella.

"Hey! Do you have to squeeze such a big umbrella next to me?! You two are out of soul! Jiang Cheng pushed the two of them hard.

"Hey, did you listen to me?" Hasegawa shouted.

"Don't worry, madao, readers must have seen it, we don't care!" Yinshi shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.

"Well, thanks to you, I don't know how many words the author of the street is watering, and I don't know what to say when I'm secretly happy, I originally wanted to end two chapters, but it looks like I have to write three chapters, and the author must be thanking your family now." Jiang Cheng also shouted.

"Gin-san, Shin-chan," Miu and Kagura walked over, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street, as long as I defeated that alien monster, I would be paid somehow." ”

"Really, sister?!" Shin Hachio immediately stood up.

"Hmm."

"Then it's time to get back on your feet!" Yinshi also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

"Hey, it seems like it's all my business at all." Jiang Cheng stared at Yinshi and said.

"What do you say! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother is suffering, shouldn't you, the son, come forward! Gintoki retorted.

"My mother is the sea of Heanxing, not the sea of the earth." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.

"Readers will basically not remember this kind of setting, don't worry!" Yinshi replied.

"Hey! What kind of person do you think of your readers! Shinhachi roared, and at the same time smiled at the camera, "I'm sorry readers, there is something wrong with this silver-haired natural curly head." ”

"It's such a big shot, you take it all by yourself, what do you want to do?!" Yinshi said unhappily, "It's just a glasses responsible for complaining!" It's just the glasses that are responsible for complaining! ”

"Get out of the way! You two! The lens is mine! I'm the main character! Jiang Cheng directly kicked the two out of the camera.

"Exactly! Then let's fight it out! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel! Yinshi got up and chuckled.

"Compare to compare! Who is afraid of you! Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

"Hey, you've got enough!" In an instant, Ah Miao didn't know where to take out a box and threw out three pieces of indescribable dark matter that exuded a black aura, and hit Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Xin Bachiao at the same time.

The three of them fell to the ground in an instant......

"In fact, the full name of this novel is "It may be a fake gintama, but the real name is a wonderful soul!" Ah Miao said with a smile on her face at the camera.

Street Fighter: Hey! Don't tamper with the name of the work!

Miao: "Huh? Do you have any comments? ”

Hit the street Author: Private Marseille!

Voiceover: Sure enough, the wicked still need the wicked to grind.

Miao: "What did you say?" ”

Voiceover: Intimate Marseille!

"Now isn't the time to talk about this, okay!" Shinhachio stood up and yelled.

……

"I said, how did it become like this?!"

The chow mein boss was tied to a cross and inserted into the sea as bait......

"Uncle, did I do anything bad?! Uncle, I'm just chow mein! Let go of my uncle, my feet are going to be soaked! The chow mein boss shouted loudly.

But it didn't work, and no one on the beach had any idea of saving people.

"Harita, no, you have to apply evenly." Wearing a swimsuit, Tsuki-yong poured a whole bucket of lube on Harita as she spoke.

"Did you really bring lube?! What kind of posture do you want him to learn? This isn't that kind of shop! Jiang Cheng snorted wildly, and then looked at the smiling Rilun on the side, "Don't you care about this mother?!" ”

"Is it just [beep-] there?" Yue Yong muttered.

"Just swimming! You don't have to paint anything! Jiang Cheng roared, and then sighed, "Qingtai, come over here, I'll teach you how to swim." ”

"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise.

"Hmm." After Jiang Cheng replied, he directly lifted Harita, who was wearing shorts, "The density of sea water is much greater than that in the swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." After speaking, Jiang Cheng posed with a projection, "Go ahead!" Harita! ”

After saying that, Jiang Chengcheng threw Haruma into the sea.

"Hey! It's going to die! "The new eight chirps on the side are not good.

"What are you talking about, Xinbachi-kun," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked indifferent, "It's like this for boys to learn to swim, I learned to swim when I was a child, I was thrown into the sea like this." What you learn by yourself is more reliable than what others teach. ”

Looking at Harita, who was constantly struggling, Shinhachi hurriedly jumped into the sea......