Chapter 40: Life is not like an RPG game that will make you level up slowly!

"The sea? Have you watched the Gundam and Transformers series a hundred times? Jiang Chengtou couldn't reply, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

"You can't complete that kind of perverted task!" Haruma yelled.

"This is today's children, who shout to go to the beach in the summer, like when we were children, there was nothing in the summer, there was no air conditioning, and we could only eat popsicles and read comics in a stuffy room." Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the handle in his hand and constantly operating, "If you want to swim, wouldn't it be good to go to the pool, you have to run to the beach, the water in the sea is dirtier than the pool." ”

"Your childhood summer sounds like nothing was lacking! It's just that there's no air conditioning! After Qingtai complained, she continued, "Mom and Sister Yueyong are ready, only you are missing." ”

"Sorry, no interest at all."

Yue Yong walked in at this time, put down Jiang Cheng with one foot, and dragged Jiang Cheng away at the same time, "Let's go, Qingtai, the car is ready, remember to bring lubricating oil." ”

"Hey! What kind of lube to bring to the beach! What are you going to teach little ones to do?! Bring a telescope and you're good to go! Jiang Cheng yelled, and then said to the three people who were already ready to go, "Trust me! The three of you will never want to go to the beach again after watching "CLANNAD" and "Unheard of Flower Names"! Absolutely trust me! ”

"You are! What do you want Haruta to see with your binoculars?! Yue Yong replied, "Hurry up and get ready to go!" ”

However, Jiang Cheng secretly got up and was about to go back to his room as if he hadn't heard it, but Yue Yong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance......

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Luxury elongated version on the black sedan.

"Ah, this is the first time I've been to the beach since I've been to Yoshiwara." Hiren said with a smile, and then made a look of nostalgia, "The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshiwara, and it didn't seem to be Harita's age at that time." ”

"Now that she has completely become an old woman, the powder on her face can't hide the wrinkles......" Jiang Cheng didn't finish muttering, he was hit again, and a kunai pierced Jiang Cheng's head precisely, "Hey! Can you stop stabbing me with bitterness! Do you know how many kunai you waste in a month! The money you need to make a new kunai can buy a lot of games, okay! ”

"You otaku! Every day, every day, I just know to play games in my room! Are you qualified to say such things! Yue Yong retorted, "Also, half of the treasure house of the Phoenix Immortal has been given away by you!" Send it out on your own initiative! ”

"Is it my fault? Is it all my fault? Is that guy to blame me for taking it on his own? Jiang Cheng retorted without confidence, "Besides, isn't it normal to see old classmates who don't mix well at the class reunion, and unconsciously want to help?" ”

Hearing this, Yue Yong couldn't help but snort and continued: "Takasugi Shinsuke, the most dangerous and radical aspirant, can you call an old classmate who is not good at mixing?!" ”

"Haha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and continued, "Actually, I didn't know that Gao Zai did that kind of dangerous thing, I originally thought it was just that he didn't mix well in a certain company." ”

"And Katsura Kotaro, who is known as the crazy noble son, is really curious more and more about what happened to you when you got together before." Yue Yong muttered disdainfully.

"The author didn't write ......," Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"That's ......"

"Speaking of which, Yinsang is also a former friend of Brother Jiang Cheng," seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, Qing Tai said out loud.

"Sort of," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but when he wanted to say something, he found that the car had stopped, "What happened?" How did it stop? Is it here? Jiang Cheng shouted at the cab.

"I'm really sorry, sir," replied the driver, "and it looks like there's been a car accident ahead, so I'll have to wait a bit." ”

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng rolled down the window and looked not far ahead, and saw a few familiar people at this glance......

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"This car is really inferior," Yinshi muttered disdainfully as he looked at the scrapped car in front of him, "next time, at least one of those cars will be stopped." After Yinshi finished speaking, he pointed to the extended limousine not far behind.

"That's right, you can't put a cassette, it's really a faint soul." Kagura answered, pointing to the limousine behind her, and continued, "If that's the kind of car, you'll definitely be able to put a cassette on Aruyo." ”

"Kagura-chan, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn't have the function of a cassette machine." Shinhachi couldn't help but remind.

"It's impossible, even if you three are killed, it might just be the driver getting down and dropping a few coins." Ah Miao said with a smile.

"Hey! Is your brother's life worth a few coins?! Am I your own brother?! Shin Hachio was not happy when he heard this, and immediately retorted.

"Souda, at least give Zhang a thousand yuan banknotes!" Hasegawa said at the same time.

"Are you satisfied with a thousand dollars?! How worthless is your life? Shinhachi shouted.

"Hey! Is my life worth a few coins?! No kidding! I...... Huh? Yinshi retorted at the same time, and at the same time looked at the car, which didn't matter, and saw a familiar head poking out of the window......

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"Yo, hiking with your family? It's not you. Jiang Cheng stretched out his head and greeted skillfully.

"Hey, you guy, open the door!" Yinshi pulled the car door hard, but the door didn't move, because Jiang Cheng was struggling to pull the car door inside.

"Hey, when are you guys going to get in the car!" Gintoki looked at Ah Miao, Shin Hachio and Kagura who had entered the car at some point, and the whole person was not good.

"I'm sorry, this car only carries a lady and a minor, you don't meet the requirements, goodbye, Yinshi ......" Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he finished speaking, he was kicked down from the window by Yue Yong.

Jiang Cheng, who landed on the ground first, looked at the started car slowly leaving with a confused expression......

"Hey! Why did you leave me behind! Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

"Ahh Yue Yong replied seriously, and at the same time rolled up the window, "Master, hurry up." ”

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"Why!" The hot sun made Jiang Cheng's whole person feel bad, "Why do I have to walk with you!" ”

"Suddenly my mind is much more balanced."

"Balance your uncle! How far do you have to go to get to the beach? ”

"Little brother, are you going to the beach too?" Hasegawa on the side spoke up.

"Ah, Haruma said she wanted to go to the beach, and then, she was tied up." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two of them and a dog.

"Didn't you read the newspaper?" Hasegawa said loudly, and took out the newspaper that had been soaked in sweat from his arms, "Here, it is said that there is a huge monster on the beach, so there are no guests. ”

Jiang Cheng was momentarily stunned, "That'...... That means there's no more bikini lady? So what's the point of me coming to the beach?! It's not good at all! Jiang Cheng said while shaking Yinshi's neck.

"Hey, I'm about to be strangled to death by you!"

"No matter, I'm going to take a taxi back!" Jiang Cheng stopped a car as he spoke, but at this time Jiang Cheng found that the wallet in his pocket was missing, and Jiang Cheng didn't seem to have a wallet when he remembered it......

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"So, you came to the beach to defeat the monsters?" Qing Tai asked excitedly, "It's amazing!" It's almost like an RPGgame! ”

"Well, it's not what you think at all, it's just that someone has a huge bounty on that monster, so in order to supplement the family's ......" Speaking of which, Shinhachi was a little embarrassed.

"By the sea! Monster! Brave! Wow~! Harita didn't hear Shinhachi's words at all.

"I feel like Haruma-kun has been a little obsessed with RPGgames since the last time..."Shinhachi said with an embarrassed smile.

"No, that's not why." Yue Yong reminded.

"Huh? So what is the reason? Shinhachi asked curiously.

"It's all Brother Jiang Cheng's fault, saying that RPGgames are not good in front of me all day long, forcing me to play FPSgames, and saying that there is no time for you to level up slowly in life, something like this......" Haruma complained.

"Jiang Chengsang's character...... It's really elusive......" Shinhachi smiled bitterly, "But that's right, real life really doesn't have time for you to slowly upgrade, and all kinds of realistic situations are always one after another, Jiang Chengsang may want you to understand this." ”

"Ah, the beach has arrived." Ah Miao looked out the window and said in surprise.

"Hey, so fast?" Shinhachio was a little incredulous, looking out the window at the sea and a little uncomfortable.

Kagura on the side looked out the window with interest, and the excitement was about the same as that of Harita.

After everyone arrived at the beach, they got out of the car one after another, and the latest to get off the car was the sun wheel pushed by Yueyong.

"Well, go get that idiot." Yue Yong turned her head to the driver and said.

Hearing this, Hirina couldn't help but hide his face and smile.

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"Hey, how did you two get the car?" Jiang Cheng couldn't stand the heat anymore, and the whole person was about to get worse.

Gintoki and Hasegawa were already lying on the ground, not wanting to move any more.

"First of all...... Hold your head with your hands up and ...... Inhale into your tummy...... Bend forward and pay attention to highlighting the cleavage ......," Yinshi said weakly lying on the ground.

The more Jiang Cheng listened, the more wrong he became, until he heard the last sentence, "I have cleavage!" ”

"Finally...... Rushing towards the driving car......" Yinshi slowly said the last sentence.

"It's the highway! It's going to die! Jiang Cheng roared angrily.

But just after yelling, Jiang Cheng felt a car stop behind him, and Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw the familiar car.

Then he quietly opened the car door and sat down.

As the car started, Yinshi was still lying on his stomach at this time and did not notice it......