Chapter 43: Men really still pay the most attention to women's appearance! (The first part of the supernatural events of the Shinsengumi!) )
"Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~" Shin Hachio rubbed his big belly and said.
"Following this poor samurai is also suffering for the two of you." Jiang Cheng finished paying, put away his wallet, and said casually, "Minors should eat well, and they can't be picky eaters, otherwise they won't grow tall." ”
"What can't be a picky eater, haven't you been a picky eater since you were a child and secretly put all the spinach in the lunch box of your wig!" Gintoki muttered disdainfully, "Also, why did you only invite me to a bowl of ramen without ingredients!" Why can they just choose! Why treat them differently! Treat me to at least a parfait! ”
"I never said I wanted to treat you to dinner, I paid for my share of ramen." Jiang Cheng walked out of the store as he spoke, and Kagura and Shinyachio followed him out of the ramen shop.
"Speaking of which, why didn't Jiang Chengsang come out with Qing Tai today?" Shinbachio asked curiously, "Last time, I heard Doctor Rilun say that Jiang Chengsang is now Qing Taijun's tutor. ”
"Well, he hasn't finished watching the Gundam series and the Transformers series a hundred times before, so he was grounded by the Sun Wheel." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"It's just a summer vacation, and it can't be done at all!" Shinhachi complained, "Besides, how can there be a Gundam that you can watch a hundred times in your summer homework!" How much do you like Gundam? ”
"Xinbachi, ask yourself, don't you want such a cool big robot?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Do you really not want it in your heart?" Don't want a sports car that transforms like a bumblebee? Do you really want to have Megan Fergus sitting in the passenger seat?! Don't you really want to do something you can't write about with Megan Fox in the wild on the hood of the Hornet?! ps: I only like the heroine of the first or second parts. (PS: Megan Fox: The heroine of the first and second Transformers movies.) )
"Hey, the last few sentences have completely changed to Megan Fox!" Shinhachi complained.
"Megan Fox?" Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, "Ah, I understand! I also liked the scene of lying on the hood overhauling the engine. If you score it, it's a perfect score of 10! ”
"Is that so, Aru?" As Kagura spoke, she stopped a car, kicked the hood off, took the same pose as Megan Fox, and pouted her little butt, "How many points?" ”
Looking at the passers-by and drivers who were trembling with fright, Jiang Cheng and Xinba were full of black lines.
"Ten points, nothing more than destructive power." Shin Hachio replied.
"Ahaha." Jiang Cheng snorted and didn't answer.
"Speaking of which, is Jiang Chengsan's favorite type Megan Fox's type?" Shin Hachio finally broke the topic back.
"No, the type I like is the type of Wang Zuxian, the actor of Xiaoqian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.
"The distance has gone from one end of the earth to the other, I don't know how to complain at all......" sighed lightly, and Xin Bachiao had no choice but to follow Jiang Cheng's words, "Wang Zuxian in A Chinese Ghost Story is indeed beautiful~"
Jiang Cheng became energetic when he heard it, "Yes! Especially the little bit of playfulness and sexiness revealed in the innocence, it is simply irresistible! Especially the scene in the barrel, wet [beep-], is simply impressive......"
"Hey, I seem to have said something terrible again, and it has nothing to do with your first half of the sentence! I like it just because I'm wet! Xin Hachiao didn't know how to complain, "Hey, forget it, I don't want to complain anymore." ”
"Speaking of which, there have been really few jobs lately, and this summer seems to be very hot, and no one wants to go out." Shinhachi sighed and said.
"Go out and walk more, in fact, work is everywhere, don't believe it, you see ......" Jiang Cheng pointed to the [urgent! Recruit Mages! ] said.
"This is ......" Shinhachi said and walked over, looking at the paper carefully, "This is posted by the real selection group!" And the commission is high! ”
"Look, isn't that the right job for you? It must be such a job as the removal of spirits, and you can earn a lot of commissions by changing your costume and fooling around at will, and no one else can see it anyway. Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.
"As long as we can do this, we will be able to change the air conditioner this summer!" Shinhachi said excitedly, and at the same time looked at Yinshi, who was following behind everyone with a helpless face, and shouted, "Yinsang! Job! High commissions for effortless work! ”
"Really?!" Yinshi instantly resurrected on the spot when he heard this, and ran over at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, "Where?!" Where is it! I just paid for the ramen with all the money I had and the jump I just bought! ”
"Look, here!" Shinhachio tore off the notice attached to the telephone pole and handed it to Gintoki.
"Uh-huh, Soga Soaga, this kind of work is simply tailor-made for the current Wanshiwu." After Yinshi finished speaking, he had already completed his disguise, and he didn't know that he had never gotten a hat to put on his head, and at the same time wrapped his entire head with a bandage, leaving only two eyes.
Kagura somewhere got a hat and put it on his head, and snatched the sunglasses of a fortune teller from a roadside stall.
Shin Hachio is even simpler, wrapping his entire head in a white cloth and changing into a pair of toy glasses.
"Hey, it's over there......" Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki who was posting notices everywhere not far away, and reminded softly, "It's here!" I've seen it! ”
"You can change my outfit too!" Yinshi whispered, and at the same time, Shinbachi and Kagura will be transformed against Jiang Chengcheng.
"Hey! Why do you want me to be involved in your work! I'm going home and playing games! Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the face of the overwhelming trio of Wanshiwu, Jiang Cheng did not have the slightest resistance.
After changing Jiang Cheng into the clothes of an old fortune teller, Yinshi looked at Yamazaki who ran over and cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, little brother over there, I see that there seems to be a trace of haze between your eyebrows, but it is not very exact, you come closer." ”
"Hey, really?! Can you really see it?! Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.
However, after Yinshi took a closer look, he sighed and shook his head, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, whispered, "This situation seems to be very tricky." ”
Jiang Chengdu didn't react yet, and didn't say a word for a long time.
"Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that you can't say a word?! Yamazaki was visibly frightened, and then bowed, "Please help us, masters!" ”
"This ......" Yinshi paused, as if he was a little embarrassed, "It seems that you are something that has provoked a lot of trouble, even if we make a move, although we can destroy it 100%, but our Taoism will at least lose more than half of it......"
"There's no problem with the payout!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "It's just a deposit!" Afterwards, the bureau will definitely give a good reward again! ”
"It's not about pay, it's just ...... Hey, it's no matter what, it's fate to meet, and a few of us will go with you to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Gintoki quietly took out all the 10,000 yuan bills in Yamazaki's wallet and put them into his arms, and said at the same time.
"Really?! Thank you so much! I, Yamazaki, will spend my life thanking you guys! Yamazaki said with tears in his eyes......
Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki who were walking in front, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, secretly laughed evilly, and whispered to Kagura and Shinhachi, "Hey, you two, do you want to know Gintoki's weaknesses?" ”
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At the same time, within the True Selection Group.
"It's miserable, hey, how many are these?" Fourteen looked at the members of the True Selection Group who were constantly being carried in, and his face was also a little ugly.
"Well, it's the eighteenth person." Sogo replied, "More than half of the members have already been put down. At this point, even I'm a little hairy. ”
"What are you kidding, the world-famous True Selection Group was all put down by ghosts, this kind of shameful thing must not be leaked out, it's too shameless." Fourteen finished speaking and slowly exhaled a puff of cigarette.
"Fourteen, don't confuse me, I was put down by mayonnaise!" Kondo, who was on the side, spoke up.
"You're adding too much." Fourteen heads did not return to the road.
The incident started last night, last night, the members of the Shinsengu got together to talk about the supernatural story with flashlights, and the member of the Shinsengumi named Inayama told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono, and when he was about to talk about it, Fourteen appeared behind everyone with yakisoba and shouted, "There's not enough mayonnaise!" ”
It really scared a group of people, especially Kondo, who rolled his eyes in fright and fainted with foam. Then the time came this morning, and when it was time to go out for exercise, I found that half of the people were not out of exercise, and I was about to get angry at fourteen, but I suddenly received a report from my subordinates, saying that those who didn't come out for exercise were all asleep, and they were still talking nonsense from time to time, and it looked a little painful......
"In the midst of everyone's confused nonsense, a woman in a red kimono appeared." Sogo sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the strange talk that Inayama said?" ”
"Stupid! I don't believe in ghosts and the like! Fourteen retorted without the slightest hesitation.
"If you despise the Spirit too much, you will be punished, Fourteen." Kondo sat in the doorway and said, "This house is cursed, it must be haunted by a terrible spirit." ”
"What the hell, that's stupid." Fourteen looked unimpressed, but then remembered that he had seen something on the roof at night, "Ah, no, isn't it ......"
But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Director, I brought the people." ”
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