Chapter 44: Whether eggs can hatch chicks is a question that only the hen that lays the eggs knows!
Looking at the trio of Wanshiwu and Jiang Cheng, who had changed their clothes to the point that they couldn't recognize them, Fourteen couldn't help but be a little depressed.
"What? Can't find these guys to do acrobatics? ”
"No, I just want to ask them to remove the spirits." Kondo explained.
"What are you kidding? These guys look suspicious. Fourteen looked at the four of them again and spoke.
"Oh! Behind you, little brother..."Kagura exclaimed, pointing behind Fourteen and stopping.
"What's wrong? What's wrong with my back? Fourteen asked.
However, Kagura didn't answer, but whispered to Gintoki on the side, but Fourteen still heard words such as "There is no help" and "I can only donate".
"Can I cut them down? May I?! As he spoke, he drew his sword.
However, Kondo on the side hurriedly stopped him, and looked at Jiang Cheng and the four of them who were dressed in disguise, "Master, can you think of a way?" It's really scary to be scared, and no one dares to go to the thatched house. ”
"Leave it to me, gorilla." Kagura said as he took a step forward.
"Ahh Kondo reacted and said, "You call me a gorilla!" ”
……
In the room, the four of Jiang Cheng and the three of them sat opposite each other.
"I just looked around the mansion and felt quite a powerful spiritual fluctuation, gorilla." Yinshi said aloud.
"Hey! You did say gorillas this time! Kondo replied.
"Hey, let's try to kill the spirits first, but the corresponding price is not cheap, gorilla!" Kagura said at this point.
"Hey, you're saying you're addicted." Fourteen this is a loud reminder.
"What kind of spirit is it? Orang. Sogo asked.
"It's infectious! At the end of the conversation, the habit of such an orangutan is contagious! Kondo exclaimed.
"That...... It is the factory manager. Kagura had just finished speaking when he was punched by Gintoki.
"That's the spirit of the factory manager who was killed by the conveyor belt." Gintoki replied.
"I said, what you see looks like a female spirit." Kondo said,
"That's wrong," Shinhachi said, pinching his throat, "it's the spirit of a woman who is said to look like a factory manager who was killed by a conveyor belt, but who actually committed suicide." ”
"Aren't you too long?! There is no need to say whether the factory director's words are good or not! It's exactly the number of water words! Fourteen shouted, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng, who had been silent on the side, "Hey, why have you been silent, why haven't you spoken?" ”
Jiang Cheng really didn't expect to be Q at this time, although he hadn't thought of the lines yet, he still said stubbornly, "It doesn't matter if it's the factory director or the female spirit." Shouldn't a woman be a factory manager? ”
After hearing this, everyone's faces showed [I see!] ] expressions of shock.
However, Jiang Cheng was a little happy at this time, so he didn't stop and continued to make up ...... said: "Moreover, it is not the spirit of the factory manager who is in trouble, but you!" V-shaped bangs! ”
"What did you say?!" Fourteen became anxious when he heard this, "Don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I cut you!" ”
"Hmph, do you always hear someone whispering in your sleep? Constantly saying things like "Kill you"? ”
"Of course not..."Fourteen just wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that this was really the case, and he was instantly stunned.
"Isn't it! Fourteen, you ......" Kondo also saw that the situation was not quite right.
"So, it's not the factory chief's spirit that is in trouble, it's you!" After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he closed his eyes and pretended to mutter, then opened his eyes and shook his head and sighed, "Private Marseille, I can't do anything about it......"
"Really...... Is it really that serious? Kondo spoke up.
"It's a hundred times more troublesome than that red-coat factory!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, stood up at the same time, and walked to the door, "I just found out about this situation, so, again..."
Before he could say goodbye, he spoke, "Hmph, even if there really is, it's just the spirit of the ronin who died under my sword, and I don't care about that level." ”
"Fourteen, I just told you, don't despise the spirit!" Kondo said and hurriedly got up and stopped Jiang Cheng, "Master! Please save Fourteen! ”
"It's not impossible, but...... Hey," Jiang Cheng still sighed after speaking, facing the three of them in the Wanshiwu, "Let's go, this is no longer something we can solve......"
After hearing this, the trio of Wanshiwu also stood up and walked to the door, and the three of them understood Jiang Cheng's routine.
At this critical moment, Fourteen finally lowered his head and spoke: "Please...... Please wait a minute......"
……
"So, please tell me about Hijikata-kun's usual hobbies or habits, and I'm going to analyze them." Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice.
At this point, the crowd sat down again.
"That, I have to eat several bottles of mayonnaise every day, I have to pour mayonnaise on everything I eat, and I have to smoke it every day..."
"That's it! I already know! ”
"Hey! Isn't it too hasty! Fourteen complained.
"No, not hasty at all!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, and at the same time Conan's BGM sounded, "There is only one truth!" That's mayonnaise! ”
"Hey! It's not good to have nothing to do with the spirit at all! I'm really going to cut you! Fourteen shouted.
"It's okay? You're so young! Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and said, while asking fourteen questions, "Then, let me ask, what is the main ingredient of mayonnaise?" ”
"Eggs." Fourteen replied without thinking.
"That's right! The truth is the egg! Jiang Cheng said blindly, "We all know that eggs are divided into those that can hatch chicks and those that can't!" So, how can you tell if the eggs used in the mayonnaise you eat hatch chicks or not! Even if the merchant says that they use eggs that can't produce chicks, but they carelessly put in eggs that can hatch chicks?! Have you ever thought about eating a lot of mayonnaise every day?! That's how many unborn chicks you've taken to life! Do you understand?! ”
The cigarette in Fourteen's mouth fell......
At this time, the hearts of the trio of the House of Everything were completely shocked.
Shinyachi: Really! It's really fooled! Seamless! There is absolutely no justification at all! It's not Jiang Chengsang!
Yinshi: The topic of the woman in red has been completely ignored! Completely caught up in Jiang Cheng's rhythm! Terrible man!
Kagura: Have I ever eaten an egg that hatches chicks......
"So, according to the master, is that a collection of resentment from the chicks who didn't make it to this world?" Kondo analyzed.
"That's right." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Open...... Open...... Are you kidding! Fourteen yelled, "It's not my fault! Shouldn't they be looking for the wrong person?! I'm just a consumer! ”
"Consumers? Hehe," Jiang Cheng sneered again, "If there were no consumers, there would be no mayonnaise at all!" And! Do you think they didn't go to the guy who picked them wrong?! ”
The crowd was dumbfounded again.
"What do you mean...... You mean, the woman in red ......," Kondo muttered.
"That's right! That woman in red is the director of the mayonnaise factory! After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he quietly gave the three people of Wanshiwu an OK gesture, and the trio of Wanshiwu was shocked again.
Yinshi: It's a big groove!
New Hachir: Too ...... It's too strong! Seamless! Totally seamless! The whole story is completely strung together! Not only the spirit of the blind chick, but even the woman in red has also been strung in!
Kagura: Private Marseille! Eggs!
"That," Sogo raised his hand at this time, "Didn't you just say that you committed suicide?" The head of the red-coated factory. ”
"So it's still too young," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said, "For them, disguising a person as suicidal is as simple as a high school student calculating addition and subtraction within ten!" ”
"Well, what will happen to Fourteen? You just said there was a way, right?! What the hell should I do?! Kondo asked eagerly.
"Hey...... No kidding! Fourteen said intermittently, "That kind of ...... How could I possibly agree with that kind of thing? ”
"Then, please give me a bottle of mayonnaise." Jiang Cheng stretched out a hand and said.
"Hmph, what can you see from that kind of thing." Fourteen said so, but still handed a bottle of mayonnaise to Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng looked at the mayonnaise in his hand, looked left and right, and kept counting in his mouth.
"There seem to be three in this bottle," Jiang Cheng said casually, "the spirit of three chicks." ”
In an instant, the cold sweat on the fourteen heads came down.
"No, is it wrong," Yinshi snatched the bottle of mayonnaise, "No matter how you look at it, there are at least thirty of them, look here, one, two, three, four......"
The sweat on Fourteen's face became more and more, and his complexion became worse and worse......
"Hey...... Arrive...... What the hell is going to do?! Fourteen asked intermittently.
"Leave it to the three of us, you don't need to do it with the Master! Just leave it to the three of us! Yinshi was the first to speak, "Although it will reduce our Taoism by more than half!" But ......"
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Fourteen had already taken out his wallet, put all the bills on the ground, and pushed them towards Gintoki.
Gintoki quietly put it into his arms, and at the same time gave Shinhachi and Kagura a look.
The two of them understood and stood up at the same time.
"That...... Anyway, your name is Yamazaki, right? Gintoki walked up to Yamazaki, who was sitting in the doorway, and said, "I will let the spirit descend on you and remove it." ”
Looking at the three people with unkind faces, Yamazaki couldn't help but be a little panicked for a while, "Bridge... Bridge bean sack, may I ask ...... What is the method of so-called removal? ”
"Smoke with you." Yinshi replied.
"What! Anyone can do that! What do you want you to do?! Yamazaki retorted.
"No, it's not everyone, it's only called [Yamazaki's virginity]!" Jiang Cheng sat in the room and said loudly.