Chapter 49: Once a woman is serious with you, she will not forgive!

At this time, Jiang Cheng was sitting on the sofa with the trio of Wanshiwu and the girl with long lilac hair, and no one spoke.

"This ...... Who is it......" Finally, Yinshi spoke, and Yinshi asked at the same time as he picked up his meal.

"Didn't you bring it back?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but yell, "There are so many hotels outside, do you have to bring them home?!" Shinyachio and Kagura-chan haven't reached that age yet! ”

"Yesterday ......," Yinshi thought to himself, "no, I just remember to go out for a drink......"

"Even the ninja cosplay, you pretend to be hairy! Do you still want to tell the details in front of the children?! You soulless! Jiang Cheng yelled again.

"Jokes should be done in moderation, how could I possibly do such a thing!" Yinshi retorted, but then his tone changed, "I still prefer the nurse's outfit to me!" ”

"Really...," Shinhachi said, staring at Gintoki.

"New eight chirps, men should take advantage of the young Aru who has more fun. Otherwise, after becoming a bad old man, you will either be deceived by a young woman, or you will fall into a strange game, Aru who Mommy told me. Kagura said as she picked up the last string of sugar gourds on the plate on the table.

But it's still not as fast as Silver's hand, "This...... That's the scent! It's this scent that woke me up! ”

Yinshi took a bite as he spoke, "What is this?!" A revolution in desserts?! I was so impressed! ”

"You're a fart! Is now the time to talk about this?! Jiang Cheng roared, "Next time, remember to open a room outside!" At the same time, Jiang Cheng's face changed, and he said to Kagura with a smile, "Kagura-chan, if you have the chance, introduce your dad to me." ”

"Yes, yes, but what is there to know about that bald uncle." Kagura said as she scrambled for the sugar gourd in Gintoki's hand.

"Heh, it's really bald..."Jiang Cheng muttered quietly.

"Huh?" Shinhachi asked.

"Nothing, ahahaha" Jiang Cheng hurriedly said.

Finally, Gintoki finished eating the last hawthorn, and Kagura was defeated.

"I said, I really can't remember anything, did I do anything strange?" Gintoki asked the little ape who was stirring natto on the side.

"No, I didn't do anything." The little ape replied.

"Soga Soaga, that's good...... I thought I had done something wrong while I was drinking......" Yinshi felt a little lucky just now, but when he heard the little ape's next words, the whole person was not good.

"There is no right or wrong between husband and wife, no matter how crazy your desires are, I will satisfy you." The little ape said as he approached Ginto, "Come, dear, natto is already so lingering, come, open your mouth, ah..."

As he spoke, the little ape stretched out his chopsticks to Yinshi's eyes.

"Ah, there's not a mouth!" Yinshi reminded, "Although people say that eyebrows and affection are better than words, but it's not a mouth over there, and what do you say [husband and wife]!" ”

"You're going to be responsible, you've done that kind of thing......" The little ape said with his chopsticks down and his head down.

"What is that kind of thing? I didn't do anything. Gintoki retorted.

"What are you talking about, it's obviously already lingering like this natto..."The little ape said and stretched out his chopsticks to his eyes, "It hurts..."

"Didn't I say that? It's not a mouth over there! Yin Shi replied, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng and the three of them on the sofa opposite.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was covering Kagura's ears, and it should be said that he covered Kagura's ears when he spoke the first words of the little ape.

"Yinsang, there's no way to do it, admit it." Xin Bachiao hugged his hands and said helplessly.

"It's easier to get used to getting married than falling in love." Kagura broke Jiang Cheng's hand and said at the same time.

"Hey, Kagura, please introduce me to your bald dad," Jiang Cheng said with a smile again.

"Why? Learn how to go bald? Kagura asked curiously.

"Why do you even say such things!" Yinshi shouted, "Yinsang, who belongs to everyone, is going to be tied up to death by such a natto girl!" What a joke! You want to trick me into getting on a thief ship when I can't remember anything! ”

As he spoke, Yinshi turned his head to look at the little ape, "Tell me, we both got married without even knowing each other's names, isn't it..."

But at this time, the little ape was holding Sadaharau's head on the side, making a shy appearance, "What are you pretending to be stupid, obviously even the bodies are familiar with each other." ”

"Don't say such disgusting things!" Yinshi replied, "Besides, that's not Yinsang, I'm okay!" ”

"If you have bad eyes, you should wear your glasses honestly! This one is gone! Shin Hachio picked up the glasses that had fallen on the ground and said.

"That's it, my name is Little Ape, and I pray that we can grow old together happily ever after, dear husband." The little ape knelt on the ground and said solemnly.

"We're here." Shin Hachio stood up and said politely, "Please take care of me." ”

"Aru, who wants to eat fish more for dinner than meat, please!" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"I said you two accepted it too quickly!" Yin Shi roared, "Jiang Cheng, you believe me!" Absolutely trust me! Is it doubtful not to speak over there? Thinking? ”

Jiang Cheng, who was Q, finally raised his head, "That, in fact, I'm thinking about how much I should follow, as well as how much the child should follow when the child is born, how much should I follow when the child is full moon, what if it is the case of twins, or how much should I follow in the case of triplets......"

"Hey!" Gintoki was a little devastated, "That's too early!" ”

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with getting married, at least it can teach you what responsibility is, don't you say, Kagura-chan, Shin Hachi-kun?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Shinhachi on the side and said.

"That's right, I'm going to inform my sister." Shin Hachio said as he picked up the phone and prepared to call home.

"Hey! Enough of you! Gintoki was completely speechless.

"Don't worry! If you are worried about not having money for a wedding, I can lend it to you for the time being. Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Huh? It's true? How much can I borrow? Gintoki asked.

"Hey! You're enough, too! Shinhachi shouted.

Looking at the people who began to quarrel, a trace of cunning flashed in the little ape's eyes, and at the same time, he secretly thought in his heart, [In order to avoid the pursuers, it is better to hide here for the time being]

In fact, it all started last night, Ape Fei Calamus, called Little Ape in the following, was originally a ninja of the Imperial Court, and after retiring, he became a free killer of the [Aftermath House].

Just yesterday, he was chased by the enemy on the way to the mission, and when he escaped to the roof of Gintoki's house, he stepped on the roof and fell, and fell right in Gintoki's room and fainted on the spot, which is the scene that Jiang Cheng and Shin Hachio saw in the morning......

……

Looking at the little ape who was pretending to be a housewife in the house and cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were speechless.

"She really seems to be planning to stay here, what should she do, Yinsang?" Shinhachi couldn't help but ask.

"A woman who moves really is more sticky than pork bone stewed noodle soup." Kagura answered.

"It seems that this time you are really planted, meeting such a serious woman." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Hey! What qualifications do you have to say this! Yinshi shouted, "The woman you abandoned can circle the earth three times in a row, okay!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

"Am I talking nonsense? Why don't you call the wig and Sakamoto over to confront you! Gintoki retorted.

"Call it! Who's afraid of whom! Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

"You two are quiet!" The new eight chirps have big heads.

"Humph!" Yinshi snorted and stood up, and said at the same time, "Really, at this time, you can only rely on sugar to calm down..."

After saying that, Yinshi walked to the refrigerator, but when he opened the refrigerator door, Yinshi was stunned, "Where's my pudding?!" Where's the pudding I put here?! Jiang Cheng!! It's you, right? You ate my pudding, right? ”

"I'm not interested in that stuff at all." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

[It's so easy to listen to me, so it's stupid to say that a creature like a man is.] Seeing this scene, the little ape was complacent, and then he just had to play the role of a cute and docile young wife. 】

"So, is that you?!" Gintoki asked Shinhachio and Kagura.

Both shook their heads, though.

"Speaking of which, I saw it when I put the rock sugar gourd in the morning......" Shinhachio said suddenly.

"Rock sugar gourd?! Was that kind of dessert revolution called rock sugar gourd?! Gintoki was shocked, "Where are you selling it?!" Where are they sold?! ”

"Be quiet, this is the location of the store." Jiang Cheng took out a small piece of paper from his body as he spoke, "The owner of the store said that he wanted to help him publicize it." ”

Silver Shi was like a treasure, holding the small piece of paper and looking at it for a long time.

Seeing that the little ape who didn't want to come over and ask himself where the pudding was gone, he couldn't help but be born and reminded, "That...... I know where the pudding is. ”

"Huh? It's true? Yinshi instantly rushed to the little ape, "Do you know where the pudding in the refrigerator is?" ”

"Really, people deliberately hid it and said~" The little ape made a surprised expression, "You glutton~"

Jiang Cheng and the three of them who heard this sentence were about to vomit.

"Huh? Didn't you say you knew? What are you doing here? Yinshi asked.

"What day is it?" The little ape said again.

"Huh? What day? The day of pouring swill? Is the expiration date of pudding past it? ”

The little ape snorted in some disappointment, "Really, have you forgotten?" It's the anniversary of my love with the little ape~"

Jiang Cheng and the three of them sprayed wildly again.

"We just met today, okay..."Yinshi said speechlessly, "Also, compared to when you first appeared, how do you look like you've changed people..."

"Look! Commemorative natto pudding! As he spoke, the little ape pulled out a natto pudding from behind him......