Chapter 50: There is a door in everyone's heart, either S or M's door?
Looking at the pudding covered with natto, Gintoki's heart was broken.
"What is this? Punishment game? ”
"I deliberately tried to integrate the things that two people like today." The little ape said complacently, and then picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful full of pudding and cana beans, and Jiang Cheng and the three of them behind him were sick to their stomachs.
"Ah~Open your mouth~Ah!" The little ape had just sent the spoon to Yinshi's mouth, and was directly knocked to the ground by Yinshi.
The little ape looked at himself who fell to the ground in disbelief and the natto that had sprinkled himself.
"What a joke!" Yinshi yelled at the little ape who fell to the ground, "Hey, is the wife who came to the door so soon to compete with my pudding?!" I'm the boss in power in this house! The second is sweets! Remember it for me! ”
"Hey! The second is actually a sweet tooth?! Xin Bachiao shouted behind Yinshi, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was dragged by Jiang Cheng. Xin Bachiao glanced back, and saw Jiang Cheng shaking his head with his eyes closed.
And at this time, the little ape's mental activity is [At this time, only humility and humility must be endured!] You have to hold back! Little Ape! 】
Thinking of this, the little ape reunited the natto and pudding scattered on the ground, stood up when he touched it, and said coquettishly in the face of Yinshi: "Don't be shy~ Come, taste it~Ah~"
"This kind of thing is something that the hell wants to eat!" As he spoke, Yinshi directly pressed the little ape's hand with the combination of natto and pudding on the little ape's face.
"Don't say that...... This unexpectedly delicious Aru. Kagura didn't know when she had picked up a few nattos from the floor behind her and put them in her mouth.
"No! Kagura! How can such a thing be eaten! Jiang Cheng noticed this and instantly dragged Kagura up.
"If you don't eat it yourself, don't whimsically make some natto pudding fusion! Do you want to be a producer?! Yinshi scolded the little ape who was kneeling on the ground and said, "Is it good to wear a cardigan over the shoulders!" ……”
[What a shame, I was once the elite ninja of the Imperial Court of the Shogunate! Why put up with this discriminatory language! The little ape was a little embarrassed, but after hearing Yinshi's words again......
"If you can't follow the rules here, get out of here! You idiot woman! ”
[Oh~ But now this feeling, what is it...] The little ape's heart had a different emotion, as if he wanted to be insulted by Yinshi for a while......
The changes in the expression on the little ape's face were all seen by Jiang Cheng and Xin Bachiao......
"Hey, Shin Hachi, that ...... That woman is incredible! Jiang Cheng whispered to the new eight chirps on the side.
"Uh...... It looks like I've awakened an incredible attribute......" Shin Hachio replied with a black line on his face.
But at this time, Yinshi snorted and said again, "I'll go buy some dessert and come back." After speaking, he walked towards the door, and said to himself as he walked, "Why don't you go and buy rock sugar gourds directly, that is the highest......"
Seeing this, the little ape hurriedly followed, "Ah, wait a minute......"
"Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident become like this......" Xin Bachiao asked with a black line on his face.
"I don't know, I don't know, don't ask me." Jiang Cheng directly came to deny it three times.
……
"Why are you following? And why dress up like that? Gintoki said to the little ape behind him, dressed as a housewife.
At this time, the two were walking on the street, and Yinshi was about to go to the store address given by Jiang Cheng.
"Men like young wives, don't they?" The little ape replied, and at the same time was complacent in his heart [With this casual clothes, I believe that the pursuers should not find out, and then just play the role of a cute and docile young wife]
"Ahh
"What's wrong?" The little ape also stopped and asked.
"It's okay." Yinshi looked at the oncoming mother-in-law and muttered casually.
"Now, you just peeked at that woman! So you like that genre. "The little ape is starting to make up for it again.
"How is that possible! Do I look that crazy?! Gintoki retorted.
But at this time, the mother-in-law had already walked over, "What are you doing in this kind of place?" Granny Ascend paused and said to Ginshi.
"Who are you?" The little ape was the first to ask.
"You even asked me, where did you come from?" Grandma Dengshi was a little puzzled, and looked at Yinshi at the same time, "Yinshi, you seem to have promised me to pay last month's today..."
But before he finished speaking, he was stopped by the little ape on the side, "I said you, can you not [Yinshi] [Yinshi], shouting so kindly!" I'm sorry, Yinsang is already mine! ”
As he spoke, he jumped up directly and made a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still old and spicy, and the mother-in-law dodged with a slight swing of her head.
Looking at the little ape who had fallen into the ground behind her, the mother-in-law was a little speechless, "Where did this woman come from, I just came to collect money......
"Alimony, isn't it?" In an instant, the little ape stood up again, "Haven't you ever been happy too?!" Where is it necessary to run and ask for money! ”
As he spoke, the little ape took out a kunai from his hair and threw it at Granny Dengshi, but Jiang was still old and spicy, and Granny Dengshi casually raised her hand and pinched the flying kunai in her hand, and put it on her cuff casually.
"What does this girl say?" Grandma Dengshi asked with some doubts.
"After all, you woman is a thing of the past! You'll be able to indulge in the memories! The little ape shouted behind her mother-in-law.
"Hey! Do you think this is my former girlfriend! Immediately Yinshi was not happy, "Do you think I'm crazy enough to burn out my brain?!" ”
"You two owe a beating!" After listening, the mother-in-law instantly moved her neck and said.
"Oh!" In an instant, the little ape thought of something again, and made a look of surprise, "Could it be my mother!" Is it Mother?! ”
"Hey! Are you funny?! If my mom had been like that, I would have fallen in middle school! Watch out for me smashing your head! Gintoki shouted again.
"I think I'd better knock you on the head first!" The mother-in-law replied.
"Please forgive me for being rude, Mother...", the little ape said and knelt directly on the ground, bowing her head to the grandmother with tears in her eyes.
"What the hell is going on, this woman." The mother-in-law wondered.
"That, it must be, a cosplay girl who chased a wild cat who stole fish and fought for food, but fell and hit her head, and then showed off her head and teased her." Gintoki said as he continued to walk forward.
[Insulting me so rudely in front of the public] The little ape lay on the ground and thought to himself, [But why, my heart began to throb so much again......]
Then the little ape straightened his upper body and turned his head to look in the direction where Yinshi had left, [I think...... I want to be bullied by him! 】
The whole farce was seen by Jiang Cheng and Shin Hachiao, who were hiding behind the telephone pole behind.
The two of them can only be described as lying in a groove.
"What should I do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yinsang helped that girl open the door to a new world! Shinbachi said helplessly.
"You ask me, who do I ask!" Jiang Cheng replied, "This situation is already very tricky! It seems that someone used to say that everyone is born with an S or M, but I didn't expect it to be true! ”
"Hey, you're a natural S, right?"
……
At the gate of Yoshiwara, the little ape looked at the bustling crowd inside, and looked at the silver on the side, "...... here"
"Yoshihara Momogen Township," Gintoki said as he stepped inside, "come here to buy sweets." ”
"Sweets?! How can there be sweets in such a place! The little ape said this, but he still followed, and at the same time he was still thinking in his heart, [What is he doing when he brought me to this kind of place?!] Yes! I can't wait! 】
Finally, Yinshi found the shop that sold rock sugar gourds, but at this time, there was already a long queue of customers buying rock sugar gourds, and the budget was estimated to be several hundred......
Just when Yinshi was a little distressed, he saw Yueyong and Qingtai at the front of the line at a glance, and ran over in an instant.
"Hey..."As soon as Yin Shi spoke, he was stunned by Yue Yong's next series of operations.
I saw Yue Yong glance at the little ape beside Yinshi, and instantly took out a wad of banknotes from his arms and handed it to Yinshi, and at the same time pulled the little ape away, but he still turned around and said, "This price is just right, remember to bring some good goods next time." ”
[This is...] The little ape was also in a state of confusion, but he still reluctantly looked at Yin Shi behind him, [Is this selling me?!] Sold me to Yoshiwara?! Did he already take me for his possession?! Fiddling with me or even selling it at will?! What is this?! Why? Why I'm getting more and more excited! 】
Yinshi was still holding the wad of 10,000 yuan bills in place, but after thinking about it, the troublesome things seemed to have been solved, and he was a little complacent in an instant, but when Yinshi was about to put the wad of money into his arms, Jiang Cheng and Xinbachi instantly rushed over and kicked Yinshi away.
"What the worst man!" Shinhachi took a sip disdainfully.
"Really the worst man! Silver, I didn't expect you to do such a thing. Jiang Cheng also took a sip of disdain, took out the money in Yinshi's arms, turned around and went to chase Yueyong.
"Yue Yong, wait a minute," Jiang Cheng caught up with Yue Yong, and re-stuffed the wad of money to Yue Yong, and whispered a few words in Yue Yong's ear.
After listening to Yue Yong, she looked at the little ape who was being pulled by herself, and then at Yin Shi who was lying on the ground, and the contempt in her eyes was like substance.
"He's the worst man." After saying that, Yue Yong took Qing Tai and turned around and left.
"I ...... Did I do something bad? Yinshi raised his head and asked with some uncertainty.
"Yinshi, S or M, what does it matter, since you have done it, you have to take responsibility." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Search!" Shin Hachio echoed on the side.