Chapter 14: If you can't find Time Machine, at least give me Dragon Ball Radar!

Hearing this, Feng Xian laughed, "I didn't expect that you would grow to such a point, not only as a woman, but also as a drinker. He really deserves to be the man's son. ”

Then Feng Xian said to Yue Yong: "Prepare according to his requirements." ”

"Lord Fengxian, in fact, ......" Yue Yong hesitated to explain.

"Huh?"

"I'll go right away!"

……

Jiang Cheng held the plate and kept pulling the food into his mouth, and at the same time kept giving Yinshi, who was also eating and drinking, wink.

Jiang Cheng: What the hell should I do?! Can you stop eating! Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?! I don't know what to say in this situation now! It's embarrassing!!

Gintoki: That's the only way to use that now.

Jiang Cheng: That's that? I don't know! When did we make a plan?! Didn't they all blame you at this point?!

Silvertime: Use what you do best!

Jiang Cheng: What's the best thing to do?! He's not a woman!! I don't have any interest in that kind of old man!!

Gintoki: Who said it was that kind of thing?! Wine, the Chinese wine next to you, drunk him with that!!

In an instant, Jiang Cheng understood, and put down the plate in his hand at the right time. Then with a bottle of high-grade Chinese liquor in one hand, he walked towards Fengxian.

"Old man, why don't you try the wine I like to drink, the one you drink is far worse than this." Jiang Cheng poured a cup for Fengxian as he spoke, at least three taels.

"It's really rare, I can't imagine that the old man will have the opportunity to drink the wine you poured in his life, since this is the case, then I will be disrespectful." Feng Xian raised her head as she spoke, and drank it all.

"Well, the aftertaste is long, I didn't expect this wine that looks as clear as water to be so powerful, and the old man feels that his chest is burning." Feng Xian closed her eyes and slowly savored.

When Fengxian opened his eyes, he looked at Jiang Chengdu, who was blowing on the bottle, and was stunned.

"Old man, you're drinking too slowly." Jiang Cheng threw out the empty bottle in his hand as he spoke, and poured a cup for Fengxian again.

"Bring more Chinese liquor, I want to have a good drink with the old man Fengxian!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Yue Yong, and looked at him frantically.

"I see." Yue Yong understood, turned around and walked out.

"You can't feel the flavor of the sake if you drink it the way you do." Feng Xian shook her head and said in a deep voice.

"Come on, keep drinking, you can't put down the cup!" Saying that, Jiang Cheng poured Feng Xian full of wine again, and at the same time drove away the two wine girls beside Feng Xian, "I don't need them if I have me." ”

Feng Xian couldn't figure out what "Shenwei" wanted to do at all, but he was not ambiguous, and he raised his head and drank it all.

"Deep feelings, a mouthful!" Jiang Cheng continued to fill the phoenix with it.

…… The impatiens drank it all

"Feelings are thick, I can't drink enough!" Jiang Cheng refilled another cup for Fengxian.

…… The impatiens drank it all

"Emotional iron, drink and vomit blood!"

…… Drink it all.

"Men don't drink, they walk in vain!"

…… Drink it all.

"Men don't drink, they live like dogs!"

…… And to the end.

"I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than let my feelings crack!"

…… Exhaust.

"If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, who will sleep on the street!"

……。

"If you don't drink, I won't drink, where will China's good wine go!"

…。

Voiceover: Hey, isn't this worldview spoken in Japanese by the entire universe?! Is it really okay for the author to fool around like this?! Aren't you afraid of reader complaints?!

……

In this way, Jiang Cheng kept pouring wine into Fengxian, and at the same time, he kept blowing on the bottle, and Yue Yong went out from time to time to bring in a bunch of Chinese wine. And Yinshi didn't know when he also leaned over, and drunkenly followed Jiang Cheng to fill the phoenix fairy.

The more the three of them drank, the more empty wine bottles were thrown on the ground, and finally, Fengxian drank high.

"Old man, you really can't drink this much." Jiang Cheng looked at the phoenix immortal who was already drunk and couldn't help but say.

"Hey, what's your name, old man, isn't it a big brother!"

Jiang Chengle was happy, it seemed that Fengxian had really drunk too much.

"Big brother!" Yinshi shouted.

"Why the hell did you drink too much!" Jiang Cheng kicked Yinshi in the face.

After speaking, looking at Yinshi and Fengxian who were holding each other's shoulders and calling each other brothers, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, touched a bottle of wine from behind him without looking, bit the lid and poured a few sips.

However, after just two sips, Jiang Chengcheng felt that the taste was wrong, and he stared at it, Japanese sake!

Suffered! This was Jiang Cheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.

In fact, I didn't complain about Yueyong, because the three of them drank too fast, so Yueyong could only keep going out and bringing in wine, and she didn't notice that there was another bottle of wine in the wine she was holding......

……

Pain hurts, Jiang Cheng only feels pain now, and his whole body seems to fall apart. Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes.

"You two have finally woken up, Yoshiwara's savior-sama." A strange woman's voice rang out.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's eyes were glazed, and he slowly turned his head mechanically: a beautiful woman in a wheelchair was looking at her with a smile on her face, and the person pushing the wheelchair behind her was Yue Yong.

"Savior~" The woman shouted again and smiled.

Jiang Cheng was momentarily stunned and petrified.

Also confused is Yinshi, who has just woken up.

At this time, the two of them were so miserable and miserable, and their whole bodies were bandaged like mummies. The two were lying on two separate beds.

"Thanks to you, Yoshihara was able to get rid of the Night King." The woman continued.

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi glanced at each other, and then the movements of the two were surprisingly consistent, and they got up from the bed in an instant, and then rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the room to find something.

β€œTime Machine! Where's Time Machine?! The two shouted as they rummaged.

"You two calm down!" Yue Yong couldn't help but shout, "There's no such thing!" ”

"Well, at least give me the Dragon Ball Radar! Bulma! Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted.

"Who's Bulma! Who would fancy a Saiyan with that Mt. Fuji haircut! ”

"What the hell is going on! Why is this happening? As soon as Mao woke up, there was a woman who called us the savior of Yoshihara! I can't imagine what happened, hey! Yinshi complained while rummaging, his face covered with sweat.

"It must be that, Time Machine, someone used Time Machine to send us to the future! Surely, yes! When it comes to silver, we're no longer in the original timeline! If you want to go back, the only way to do it is to find Time Machine! Come on, Silvertime! As he spoke, Jiang Cheng gave Yinshi an encouraging look.

"Uh-huh, that's definitely true! It's very common in anime, such as stone doors and the like! Yinshi echoed.

"Enough of you two!" Yue Yong shouted, and instantly threw two handfuls of kunai at the two of them, and the two of them fell down in an instant.

The two who fell to the ground began to make eye contact.

Gintoki: What the hell is going on? I don't understand it at all! I just remember that if I drink too much, I won't know anything!

Jiang Cheng: Who do you ask me, I ask! Otherwise, pretend to be dead and pretend that you don't know anything!

Then Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes instantly.

Gintoki: Hey! Again, this is not an encounter with a bear in the wild! There's a fart for pretending to be dead! Wake up, Jiang Cheng! Feed!

"It's useless to play dead, hurry up, you also want to know what happened."

"Actually, I'm not interested at all, I have other things to do today, so I'll quit first." Yinshi instantly stood up from the ground and was about to walk to the door.

"Actually, I just remembered that I asked Kuroshino to play basketball today." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, and at the same time began to walk towards the door.

But before the two of them could reach the door, countless kunai had already flown out with the two of them. The two stopped in an instant.

"Hey, at least listen to the end of the conversation! It's exactly the same as those ruthless men who pull out [beep--] ruthlessness! ”

"Hey, Gintoshi, did you do something to be sorry for the woman with the scar on her face, she said something like "beep-" ruthlessly." Jiang Cheng whispered in Yinshi's ear.

"How is that possible! I don't think you've done anything to be sorry for people! You'd better apologize seriously, and if you don't have the money to pay it off, I can lend you a thousand dollars, but you have to pay it back. Yinshi also whispered.

"No, I'll lend you a thousand dollars, and remember to apologize."

"No, then I'll lend you 1,100 dollars!"

"Then I'll lend you 1,200 dollars!"

"Thirteen hundred dollars!"

"Fifteen hundred dollars!"

The two pinched again.

"Who's that kind of woman!" Yue Yong shouted and threw several kunai at the two of them.

……

Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sat in front of the beautiful woman in a wheelchair with their heads down, and Yueyong also sat opposite Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"Actually, that's how it happened......" Yue Yong said out to explain.

"Bridge bean sacks!" Jiang Cheng brushed his face with one hand, and stretched out his other hand to stop him, "I... I seem to think about it a little bit. Let me take a look at ...... first."

"At first I thought about getting the old man drunk and slipping in, and then ...... The plan went well, and not only the old man was drunk, but even the fool of Gintoki was drunk...... And then the memory is a little blurry...... Let me think about it again......" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng began to frown and think hard, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, "That's right! Sake! Japanese sake! I seem to have taken a few sips of sake! ”

"It's all your fault!" Yinshi slapped Jiang Cheng on the tabletop, and the entire tabletop was shattered.

"Why is it my fault! It's this girl's fault! If you don't have the wrong drink, nothing will happen at all, okay! Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from his forehead while pointing at Yue Yong across the table and retorted.