Chapter 15: Drunk men are actually children! (End of the first part of Pseudo-Yoshihara)

"That's your fault, so whatever happens has nothing to do with us, so take your leave!" Yinshi looked at Yueyong and said, and at the same time stood up and ran out of the door.

Jiang Cheng is the same, but the direction is the opposite to Yinshi, Yinshi runs out of the door, then Jiang Chengcheng is ready to jump out of the window.

"You two calm down, at least let me tell you everything, it's not a big deal." Yue sighed and threw out two kunai again, hitting the back of the two of them in the head.

"What's not a big deal?! Do you know what happens to this idiot once he drinks something else?! Now I can't even imagine it, hey! When you think about it, it feels like a disaster movie, isn't it? Spare me, I really don't want to know anything~" Yin Shisheng shouted lovelessly.

"Is it all my fault what you mean?! If it weren't for you talking to yourself, what kind of wine, food, and women you wanted, what would have happened in the aftermath at all! Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Nothing would have happened if you hadn't entered the store in the first place, so it's still your fault!" Yinshi retorted at Jiang Cheng.

"It's not like I'm going to enter that store!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then suddenly slapped his hand, "That's the aunt's fault who pulled me in, it's all her fault!" ”

"Soga, the case has been solved, then it's all that aunt's fault. The prisoner has been found, so I'll take my leave, Miss Officer. As he spoke, Yinshi saluted to Yue Yong and turned around to leave.

"Enough of you two! Can you listen to someone finish talking! ”

……

Finally, once again, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sat opposite Yueyong, but what was a little different from the previous time was that both of them had several kunai tied to their bodies.

"That, I want to ask, how is that old man who is a phoenix or something?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked in a low voice.

"It's done." Yue Yong replied.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were instantly petrified, and it took a long time for the two to react, turning their heads to each other at the same time, while constantly making eye contact.

Jiang Cheng: Finished? What does it mean to finish the game? Is this novel finished? For Mao, he will finish alone? The author didn't notify me of the protagonist at all, huh?

Yinshi: It must be that, that, the end is to get the bento, that old man must be secretly taking the appearance fee somewhere, eating pork chop rice and drinking beer, I don't know how happy he is. In the end, even if this is not the Silver TAMA crew, I am the main character! Remember it for me, hey!

Jiang Cheng: I can't imagine it at all! Isn't he really the end of his life? Did you get a bento? Isn't it really his life over?!!! Also, I'm the main character!

Gintoki: Definitely not, don't worry! That old man is known as the Night King! It's definitely not going to be just like that! However, it is very possible that the lower body will be finished first.

Jiang Cheng: Even if the lower body is finished, it's not good! It's a lot of trouble in every sense! Is it still the Night King when the lower body is finished?! Although it looks like he did reach that age.

"Whether it's life or his lower body, it's finished at the same time." Yue Yong couldn't help but remind.

Jiang Cheng: Did you hear that?! She said that the old man's life and lower body were finished at the same time, hey! It's just hanging! Absolutely just hanging, right?! Also, for Mao, she can see what we're thinking?!

Gintoki: Don't panic! It's just that I'm laid off! I'll be on the job again in eighteen years! Not only life, but even the lower body will definitely go to work again!

"Enough of you two! Feed! "Yue Yong was really shown by these two idiots.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi instantly stopped making eye contact.

"First of all, this is the Sun Wheel, Yoshiwara's [Sun]!" After Yue Yong finished speaking, Rilun smiled at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"Hey, Yinshi, the people in this place seem to have a problem with their brains, she said that woman is [the sun] Oh, isn't the sun the round thing in the sky?" Jiang Cheng whispered in Yinshi's ear.

"It must be that kind of setting, isn't it some ancient myth that says what kind of golden crow the sun is? Maybe that woman is the body of the Golden Crow or something. Yinshi also explained in a low voice.

"Is this the original premise of this novel? The author didn't explain it at all. Jiang Cheng continued to whisper.

"Isn't this kind of setting common in China? Although it's a light novel, when you click on the light novel channel at the starting point, most of the top-ranked works are fantasy and the like. As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, he heard Hiren laugh.

"You two are really interesting people," Hiren said with a smile on his face, "but one thing is not bad, from now on, the sun in Yoshiwara will also be the round, glowing, and warm thing in the sky." ”

"Finally, I want to say thank you two for that old man, I had so much fun with him, at the end of his life."

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's faces darkened, and they turned their heads to look at their buttocks at the same time.

"It's not that "play", you two idiots! Yue Yong instantly kicked the two of them over with one kick.

"He's the Night King! What kind of play the hell! Can you be clear? It's easy to misunderstand! Jiang Cheng complained loudly while getting up.

"For example, three drunken men sang together shirtless, danced the [beep--] dance together, and then took care of themselves to hold the world's first martial arts meeting, in the process of the three of you holding the world's first martial arts meeting, that phoenix fairy still said from time to time [young people don't talk about martial arts], [lightning five whips], [don't know how to receive hair], [careless... There are no flashes and other words that I don't understand. Then the three of them took their weapons and fired them into the sky, poked a hole in the sky by themselves, and then climbed up to the entrance of the cave, standing at the entrance of the cave and going down farther than who urinated......" Yue Yong said with her fingers chattered.

"Don't ...... Stop it! "Gintoki is completely messy, "If you don't remember, you can just treat it as if it didn't happen." Isn't it, Jiang Cheng. After saying silver, he laughed, and whistled because he was too weak.

"That's right, Yinshi, how could that weapon of yours poke a hole in the sky, it's completely impossible! Although I joked that the Night King had an anti-tank gun on him, it was just a joke, right, Ginshi. Hahahaha. Jiang Cheng also laughed weakly after speaking.

"No, it really stabbed a hole. If you don't believe me, take a look. ”

Hearing Yue Yong say this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi pushed and shoved to the window, and when they looked up, they saw that there was really a huge hole in the thick "ceiling" that originally covered the entire Yoshihara. Sunlight came in through the hole.

"Gintoki, there's a hole there, right?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the hole in the sky and said.

"Mm-hmm, that's right, there's a hole in there." Yinshi nodded and said.

"How long are you two going to escape from reality?!"

Jiang Cheng and Yinshi instantly made up a scene in their minds, three big men stood shirtless on the roof, laughing and shooting at the sky with umbrellas, while Yinshi was laughing and applauding like an idiot......

"Intimate Marseille!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned around at the same time, knelt down and shouted.

"No, for us, you two saved the whole of Yoshiwara. Moreover, he was so happy with that person at the end of his life, he was really like a child at that time. Of course, in the end, he once again became an ordinary grandfather. Thank you. Rilun smiled and said softly, after speaking, Yue Yong glanced at the two of them and pushed Rilun and walked out......

"Hey, you've had enough of playing treasure, you haven't seen you for so many years, and you're still a fool." Gintoki looked out the window, but the words were addressed to a fool in the room.

"Aren't you still an idiot to each other?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laugh and said.

"Finally, at that time, you were actually sober from drunkenness, Jiang Cheng?"

"Who knows...," Jiang Cheng said softly as he lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling.

-- Dividing line --

"Boy, you're not Kamui, are you?" Feng Xian said with a laugh lying at the entrance of the cave.

"I've never heard that kind of name," Jiang Cheng was also lying at the entrance of the cave outside the cave, panting slightly, "Are you happy, old man?" ”

"Hahaha, happy, it's been a long, long time since I've been so happy. No, I've never been so happy. Feng Xian laughed and said, but when he turned his head, he saw that Jiang Cheng had already snorted. And Yinshi on the side slept more than Jiang Chengdu.

"Hahahaha, it's really rare to be happy, even the sun shining on my body doesn't hurt, I just feel warm, it's so beautiful, the sun." Fengxian said with emotion.

Afterwards, Feng Xian kicked Jiang Cheng and Yinshi from the entrance of the cave with one kick for each of them, "This kick should be regarded as a punishment for you to tease the old man, and besides, the final reward of this carnival, such a beautiful sun, let the old man enjoy it alone!" ”

(VO: Is this how the two of them got their injuries?!) )

"I understand, you who hate and resent the sun more than anyone else, and you who want to touch it more than anyone else, both of them are real you." The sun wheel doesn't know when it has been pushed by the moon to come here.

Rilun gently opened the umbrella in his hand, shielding the impatiens from the dazzling sunlight.

"Rim?" Seeing the visitor, Feng Xian smiled softly.

"I've always wanted you to see the blue sky and the beautiful sun. As I said, I will definitely reconcile you with the sun father, I have always known that no matter how you bluff, no matter what terrible things you do, you are not a terrible person like the Night King, you just imagine an ordinary old man who takes a nap under the sun like this. It's just a request, but for this reason, such a stupid flower street was built. As he spoke, Rinrin's tears dripped down and onto the phoenix's face.

"Maybe, but I, I really don't regret it now, whether it's the sun high above or you, it's so incredible and beautiful in my eyes. I didn't expect it to be ...... in this way Those two stinky boys are really incredible men, but ...... That's enough, and in the end, tell the stinky boy who went crazy with the old man, and Yoshihara will hand it over to him. As he spoke, the phoenix laughed again, and at the same time, the phoenix's body began to be exposed to the scorching sun one by one. However, Fengxian did not feel pain, but was extremely looking forward to sleeping under the sun for a short time.

"Have a good dream......

(Voiceover: So, what happened to the Night King?)

Author: Don't ask, if you ask, it's done.

Voice-over:...... )