Chapter 91: As the protagonist, you must keep the bottom line of the work! (Add more for all the tips this week~)
However, at this time, Shin Hachio barely heard what Yoshihara's work was saying, and the members of Baihua who were burying their heads in snow sculptures were saying something.
Shin Hachio took two steps forward curiously, and finally heard clearly.
"For the human body display of Esei Sama!"
"For Esei Sama's fruit health class!"
"For the sake of Jiang Cheng Sama's human body!"
"For Jiang Cheng Sama's [beep-]!"
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"Hey, what the hell are they working for...... Shinhachi complained expressionlessly, "Will you get that kind of thing for this victory?" ”
"Shinhachi, kill me." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said seriously to Xin Bachiao.
"It's better for you to solve this kind of thing yourself." Shinhachi replied with a blank face.
"Hey, this [Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Cannon] is here to borrow us." Yue Yong came here at some point and said.
"What a joke! This is our work! When Yinshi heard this, he was not happy.
"It's just about the installation of the weapon, please." A group of Baihua members also came over at some point and said together.
"What do you mean by the installation ......of a weapon," Gintoki exclaimed, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Yoshihara's work on the side, four statues of Jiang Cheng, three clothed and one unworn......
"Please! It's just the installation of the weapon! ”
"Enough of you! What is called only the installation of the weapon! Is there such an inferior cannon installed between my thighs?!!! Jiang Cheng roared angrily.
"Whoever asked Jiang Cheng to stop us from observing and observing, we can only rely on imagination~" A member of Baihua said angrily.
"You have too much imagination!" Jiang Cheng roared again, "And why do you want to use me to make a statue!" Can't you just pick a theme?! What do you want the hero to do?! It's terrifying to the reader's imagination! What do you want me to do by installing such an inferior cannon between the strands?! Even Optimus Prime and Gundam don't have cannons in that area! ”
"Is it okay to put it somewhere else?" A member of Baihua raised his hand and asked.
"No, no! No need to install at all! Put the clothes on for me! Don't have a fruit! Ah, that's wrong, it's the clothes for the snow sculpture to put on! ”
"Is that so?" A member of Baihua hangs a piece of clothing on a part of the statue.
"Are you underestimating me?! Can such a small piece of clothing cover it?! Do you think I'm a three-year-old yet?! Jiang Cheng was a little crazy.
"I don't want to think about who to blame, who let you not let us observe~"
"It's just that~"
"Obviously, as long as we take a look, we can restore it one-to-one~"
"If you're not satisfied, you can expand it~"
Listening to your words and my words keep complaining about their Baihua members, Jiang Cheng just wants to bury his head in the snow now.
"If you don't dislike it, you can use mine." Hasegawa said, pointing to a mosaic part of the snow sculpture he had made.
"How could Jiang Cheng Sama have such a disgusting thing!" As he spoke, a group of Baihua members picked up snowballs and attacked wildly towards the mosaic part.
"Why do you praise me, I want to cry......" Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.
"At least it should be the golden kind!" A member of Baihua said.
"Search, search, search."
"What the hell do you imagine my place to be......" Jiang Cheng was really about to be driven crazy, and even had the idea of letting them take a look. But after thinking about it again, maybe this is their conspiracy, no! You must keep your bottom line! Keep your bottom line as the protagonist! Keep the bottom line of this novel! [Beep-] or something, never show it!
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng raised his head again, revealing a resolute face.
And the members of Baihua who saw this scene all secretly spat out, [Defeat in battle! 】
"Why do you put on an expression of [defeat in battle]! How much do you want to see Jiang Chengsang's [beep-]! Shin Hachio complained loudly.
However, at this moment, a snowball thrown by unknown person smashed the mosaic part of the Hasegawa statue into the air.
"Ah, my [beep]!" Hasegawa shouted, falling straight down and spitting blood.
"It's just a statue's [beep-] gone! What is called your [beep-!]! Do you have any strange connection to the statue?! Shin Hachio complained again.
However, the mosaic that flew out was inserted into the work of the Kabukicho Casino on the side.
"Hey! What are you doing? The shirtless man in the lead shouted, leading the crowd as he prepared to rush over.
However, in the whizzing silence, the casino people finally retreated.
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"That's not me, that's not me, that's not me......" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and closed his eyes silently reading something, "That's not me, it's definitely not me, I'm not like that......"
In the end, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, squinted his eyes and smiled, "I'm already immune." ”
"Why don't you want to face the facts so much as you look away?" Shin Hachio complained expressionlessly.
"What are you talking about? What does the snow sculpture they have to do with me? Jiang Cheng said suspiciously, "That's just their fantasy, and they don't know the real me." ”
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng looked at the statue made by Baihua, and saw a huge golden [Armstrong Gyro Acceleration Jet Cannon] erected somewhere in the statue.
"Gintoki, the hero of this work is handed over to you. I'm going to warm up with a bowl of soup on the bridge over there. With that, Jiang Cheng walked in another direction.
"Where is the bridge? Can you not deceive yourself! If it's really in the past, I'll die! Xin Bachiao hurriedly stopped, "Yinsang, help quickly, Jiang Chengsang is about to be driven crazy!" I hallucinated and saw the bridge! ”
"It doesn't matter as long as it's not the Santu River." Silver time casually replied.
"Both are pretty much the same! It's just that one is a Japanese version and the other is a Chinese version! Xin Bachiao tried hard to pull Jiang Cheng's clothes, but to no avail, Jiang Cheng was still walking in a certain direction.
"Mother-in-law, don't add sugar." Jiang Cheng said to the air with a smile.
"Hey! Has it arrived?! Are you already going to serve soup?! Shinhachi said and looked at Yinshi again, "Yinsang! It's really a pinch! I have already asked Meng Po to start serving soup! ”
"Really? Remember to pack me a portion, mine will have more sugar. Gintoki replied in the back.
"Thank you." Jiang Cheng raised his hand as he spoke, but was interrupted by Shinbachi.
"You can't drink it! If you drink it, you'll die! Shinba shouted, and knocked off Jiang Cheng's hand, who wanted to catch something.
"I'm sorry, mother-in-law, I don't know why I spilled the soup." Jiang Cheng looked ahead apologetically and said, "Huh? Can you really have another bowl? Then please. ”
"You don't have to ask her old man for this kind of thing! Another bowl or something will make the queue at the back very troublesome! Xin Bachiao is still holding Jiang Cheng back, "It's not a way to go on like this, the only way to do it now is ......"
As he spoke, Xin Bachi's lenses flashed and looked at the fruit statue that made Jiang Cheng collapse.
"Kagura-chan! Fire at will at three o'clock! Shinhachi shouted.
"Understood!" Kagura took out her umbrella and began to shoot wildly in the direction of three o'clock.
Finally, the statue that drove Jiang Cheng crazy was destroyed by Kagura......
"Jiang Chengsang, that statue has been destroyed! Hurry up and come to your senses! Shinhachi shouted.
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then looked at the air in front of him again, "Mother-in-law, I haven't tasted the taste of this soup..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's eyes rolled down.
"Hey! Have you already drunk it?!! Shinhachi shouted.
"What are you doing, damn little girl?!" A group of Hyaka members rushed towards Kagura and surrounded Kagura.
"Hey, this little girl seems to be Jiang Cheng Sama's niece." A member of Baihua spoke up.
"Huh? Are you sure? Another member of Baihua wondered.
"You didn't read chapters 80 to 86 properly!" Another Baihua member spoke up.
"Jiang Cheng sama's niece, that's our Baihua's niece! Jiang Cheng sama's [beep-] is our Baihua's [beep--]! A member of Baihua nodded and said.
"Search!"
"Search for a head! What the hell is going on in your minds! Xin Ba chirped wildly, "Jiang Chengsang has been forced by you to look like something, won't you see it?!" ”
"Jiang Cheng sama~" A group of Baihua members instantly rushed to the side of the new eight chirps.
"It's ...... Opportunity! A group of Baihua members said at the same time, "The opportunity to observe Jiang Cheng Sama [beep]!" ”
"Are you still thinking about this at this time?!! The new eight chirped wildly.
"Makes sense, what if Jiang Cheng Sama wakes up and knows that we did such a thing?"
"I don't think it's okay, after all, Jiang Cheng Sama is very Yasasi, and he definitely won't blame us."
"Then let's get on!" After one of the Baihua members shouted, all the Baihua members rushed over.
"Spare Jiang Chengsang!" Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xin Bachiao directly dragged Jiang Chengcheng to run, "It's also the protagonist!" ”
"That kind of thing doesn't matter!" A Baihua member shouted while chasing.
"How can it not matter! It doesn't matter what you think! Xin Hachiao lowered his body and dodged a few kunai, and continued to flee without looking back, "This is the bottom line!" The bottom line as the protagonist! As the bottom line of this work! ”
"You four-eyed put Jiang Cheng Sama down for me!"
"Nope! Don't die! Shin Hachio shouted as he ran, "If no one cares, then I have to guard these bottom lines even more!" Jiang Chengsang's [beep-] will be left to me to guard! ”
Voiceover: Hey! It's not your turn to protect it!!
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