Chapter 90: The atmosphere has reached the point where you don't care if the plot is reasonable!

Voiceover: All the snow sculptures around are basically squinting statues, with all kinds of leaks and undisciplined, and 80% of the descriptions will be cut out of the starting point. The 3,000-word chapter prepared by the author may also turn into 200 words.

This is true, and it is definitely not that the author is lazy and deliberately does not describe, after all, the reader's imagination is too terrible. For example, a normal banana, peeled and put into the mouth of a cute girl, can become some kind of mosaic scene.

A certain street writer: Are you done reading?

Voiceover: I'm done, so can you untie me?

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"Ah, that's pretty much what it feels like......" Gintoki pinched his chin and pointed at his own work in front of him: two lonely snowballs, "and then a stick in the middle......"

"Do you want the author to be cut in half?!" Shinhachi kicked a snowball away and roared at the same time.

"Hey, what are you doing, bastard? Do you know how much effort I put into making the balls on the left? Yinshi rubbed his shoulders and complained.

"What else do I want to ask you for?! How much trouble do you have to fill in the author!! Shinhachi replied with a snarling voice.

"Gin-chan, the stick is ready for Aru." Kagura walked over with a long stick made of snow and said, the stick is rather peculiar and has a strange shape at the top......

"Ahh Kagura-chan, what are you holding?! As he spoke, Shinhachi blocked the camera.

"Shin Hachi, what are you doing? I don't know where you're going, but I'm telling you, it's the Armstrong Boom. Yinshi looked at Shinhachi and explained.

"You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!" Shinhachi pulled his neck and replied, "Who are you fooling!" Where is there such an obscene cannon! ”

"Really, teenagers only think about things," Gintoki said as he set up the stick in Kagura's hand and placed it in the middle of the two snowballs, "I think of it when I think of [pill] [stick]. ”

"Shinbachi, you're so disgusting, Aru, don't talk to me for the time being." Kagura said disgustedly.

"Then what the hell is this..."Shinhachio was defeated.

"Ah, you're here too." Hasegawa's voice came.

"Hasegawa-san! It's really alive! Incredible! Shin Hachio sighed.

"Hey! Why lament this! It's like I'm supposed to die! Hasegawa complained.

"After all, the weather is so cold, Hasegawa mulberry ...... if you live in a cardboard box"

"Don't worry, I've found a place to live this winter, so I'm stealing ...... for the time being. With the help of a friend's house. Hasegawa replied.

"Hey, did you just say the word [steal]? Do you want to say that you secretly borrowed a friend's house? Secretly staying at a friend's house without their knowledge? Yinshi complained expressionlessly, and at the same time glanced at Xinbachi, "Xinbachi, remember to check the entire house when you go home, and throw out all the things that shouldn't appear at home!" Like wearing sunglasses, sunglasses, or sunglasses like that! ”

"Huh?! Don't, Yinsang! I'm going to freeze to death if you throw me out in this weather! Hasegawa was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly replied.

"You really live in my house secretly! Secretly living in someone else's house without the owner's knowledge, are you trying to do that?!! ”

However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki's work carefully as if he hadn't heard it, and said with some surprise: "Isn't this the [Armstrong Roundabout Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon], the degree of recovery is really high." ”

"What?!" Shinhachi was shocked, "Why do you know?!" Is there really one?! Is there really such a thing?! ”

"This is the weapon used by the wolves to blast the castle tower of Edo and force Edo to open the country." Gintoki explained.

"What do you say?! Could it be that our country was defeated by such inferior artillery ?! Shin Hachio said in disbelief.

"Then again, how did you end up here? Did you follow the owner of the house? Gintoki ignored Shinyachi's words and said to Hasegawa on the side again.

"Don't say I'm like a dog!" Hasegawa retorted, "I participated in the tournament as an individual player, and I heard that if I won the Grand Prix, I would receive a prize. ”

As he spoke, Hasegawa pointed to the statue on the side, his own statue to be exact.

"Wow!" Xin Hachiao just let out an exclamation, but then reacted, and silently complained, "Why does it feel a little familiar?" It's exactly like the scene in the park in Chapter 32, and sure enough, Jiang Chengsang's influence can't be erased so easily......"

"Parks? Why do you know about my dreams? Hasegawa wondered, "This is the scene in a dream when I woke up in the hospital, in which I took off my restraints and the golden rooster stood alone, as if it had been added a pair of wings and soared freely in the sky." ”

"It's just burning out my brain...... Shinhachi replied quietly.

"That must be Kami Sama's guide! I've always believed so! That's why I named this work "Flying"! Hasegawa said with some embarrassment.

However, at this time, Jiang Cheng walked out with tears in his eyes, "I know!" I knew you hadn't completely forgotten about me! They even enshrined me as Kami Sama! I'm really super impressed~"

"No, that's not the case at first glance." Shin Hachio complained expressionlessly again.

"What are you talking about? Little brother? Hasegawa wondered.

"This work is just a half-finished product!" Jiang Cheng commented seriously.

"Huh? Are you sure? Hasegawa was surprised.

"Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, then you must forget! Jiang Cheng said solemnly, "That is!" The sunglasses didn't come off! This work, which does not remove the sunglasses, lacks its soul! At first glance it looks perfect, but I can't give you a perfect score for that! Since it is flying, since it is freedom! The restraints of the whole body have been thrown away, why do you still have sunglasses! ”

"Huh? Are you sure? Is it true that you can get a perfect score by removing your sunglasses? Hasegawa wondered, "Little brother, you're not bluffing me, are you?" Although at first glance what you said does make some sense. ”

"I think it makes sense, too, Aru!" As he spoke, Kagura threw a punch and hit Hasegawa's face, which was Hasegawa's own face, "That's it!" Full marks Aru! ”

Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleed, and looked at the sunglasses that had been shattered into powder, "It's not here!" Let's talk about statues! Why do you want to remove my sunglasses? ”

"No, you, you've been freed from the last shackles, congratulations, madao." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng cast a relieved look at Hasegawa and applauded.

"Congratulations!" Kagura also applauded, and as he did, Esei cast a relieved glance at Hasegawa.

After that, Yinshi and Shin Yachio did the same.

"You ......," Hasegawa muttered, then lowered his head and continued with tears streaming down his face, "...... Thank you ......."

"Why did he say thank you?" Shinbachi asked in a low voice to Yinshi on the side.

"I don't know, ask Kagura, I'm learning from her." Gintoki replied quietly, and looked at Kagura on the side,

"I don't know Aru either, I'm a little uncle." Kagura said and looked at Jiang Cheng on the side.

"Hell knows." Jiang Cheng still smiled and replied, "Don't you think it's reasonable to do this in that atmosphere?" ”

"So you don't know?!!"

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"Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang here?" Shinhachi asked curiously.

"It seems that your landlord invited Yueyong, so he was pulled over." Jiang Cheng sighed and explained.

"Huh? It's true? Does Yoshiwara also have works? Shinhachi was surprised, "I'm a little curious about what Yoshihara's work is~"

Jiang Cheng didn't want to answer, so he covered his face and drew circles on the ground.

"Hey, don't poke at his sadness," Yinshi grabbed the curious Shinhachi and pointed to the oversized snow sculpture not far away, "I can see it at a glance." ”

"Wow wow! That one! The statue of Jiang Chengsan! It's really super similar! Shin Hachio sighed with emotion, and at the same time looked at his own work, "In this case, the first place is really like a fool's dream." ”

"Huh? New Hachiao: Do you also have a work? Jiang Cheng stood up and said, while looking at the work of Wanshiwu, and said with emotion, "This is not the [Armstrong Gyro Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon]!" The recovery is really high, hey. ”

"Huh?! Why do you know Jiang Chengsang?! Isn't it only me who doesn't know for a long time?! The new eight chirps were stunned again.

"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xinbachi in surprise, "Isn't this quite common?" It's found everywhere in War and StarCraft. ”

"Really?! Is the current interstellar war fought with such inferior artillery?! ”

"Can you listen to me?" Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and then explained, "Abbreviated is W......"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was overturned by Kagura and Yinshi.

“W? W what? What to add after W? Is it S or C? Feed? Reinterpret, hey! Shinhachi shouted.

"Oji-chan, if you win the first place, can you give me the prize~" Kazlan, who was agile and bright, stared at Jiang Cheng with big eyes.

"I'd love to help Kagura-chan win first place, but ...... I really don't want the first place......" Jiang Cheng scratched his head a little embarrassed and said.

"Huh? Don't want first place? Why? Shinhachi asked curiously.

"In short, I really don't want this first place at all, if you have ...... reason" Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and did not continue.