"What?!" Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant and stuffing food into his mouth while yelling, "What the hell is that?!" ”

Things have to start this morning, Jiang Cheng was happy to get up and prepare to play his newly bought game, but when he got up, he found that there was a lace hollow small ** in front of his bed, Jiang Cheng picked it up curiously, but this scene was seen by Yue Yong and Qingtai, who pushed the door in......

Thinking of Yue Yong and Qing Tai's eyes like looking at scum, Jiang Cheng explained that the two of them had that kind of eyes, even walking on Jiyuan Street, Jiang Cheng felt that passers-by were looking at him with the same eyes......

"How could I be that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, startling the entire restaurant, and then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down, venting his anger at the mountain of food in front of him, Jiang Cheng didn't notice the Wanshiwu trio and Ah Miao on the table next to him......

"What's going on with that, that?" Xin Bachio looked at Jiang Cheng on the table on the side with black lines on his face and asked Xiang Yinshi.

"Who knows?" Yinshi is still eating his own parfait.

"It's a lot of food, I now kind of understand why Yinsang said that Jiang Chengsang's stomach is another dimension......" Xinbachi sighed, but then reacted again, "Hey! I don't think that's what I came out to say today! Let's talk about the underwear thief! ”

However, Ah Miao pressed Shinbachi's head to the table, "Get in the way, you!" I don't know if Jiang Chengsang likes to eat fried eggs......"

"Probably not something you like or dislike...... Shinhachi whispered, "If it's your fried egg, sister, you won't be able to swallow it anyway." ”

"Shin-chan, what did you say?" Ah Miao looked at Shin Hachio with a smile on her face.

"Nothing, nothing," Shin Hachio hurriedly replied, "Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang seems to like Chinese food, and he doesn't like fishy food." Feed! We seem to be here to discuss the matter of underwear thieves! It's all your business! ”

"Don't underestimate fried eggs! Isn't fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese can't live without fried eggs! Ah Miao said and gave Shin Hachio a burst of chestnuts.

"Well, if it's okay, we'll go first......" Gintoki said as he raised his hand, and at this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had already been settled by the two of them.

"Slow, wipe your mouth clean and want to leave, what's the difference between it and those men who don't recognize people when they put on their pants." Ah Miao said with a smile, but Yinshi shuddered when she saw it.

"Haha, what are you talking about, then, what the hell is going on?" Yinshi said with a haha.

"Actually, it's an underwear thief, during the time I lived in the Wanshi House, my sister's underwear was poisoned twice, is there any good countermeasure?" Xin Hachiao said helplessly.

"Uh-huh, underwear thief," Gintoki said, propping his chin, "I heard that in the past, people didn't wear pants under their kimonos, whether they were little girls, girls, or princesses. ”

"Is there any difference between what you said," Xin Bachiao said helplessly again, "Even if you list it, you can also say something like [grandmother], [aunt], [girl], etc." ”

"Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about "sports shorts" and "no pants". Yin Shi said righteously.

"That, the only one who can talk about [Athletic Shorts] is Uncle Aru." Kagura added.

"Liar, huh?!" Shinhachi was a little surprised.

"You can't say anything about the pants." Gintoki added again.

"Where else has anyone said these days." Shinhachi complained.

"The worst thing is that [***], that thing takes away the shyness of the girl and the fun of the boy." Yinshi said with his hands clasped together.

"I've got Aru in lace-up pants." Kagura interjected.

When they heard it, Yinshi and Xinbachio were a little unbelievable.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Lie! Gintoki said to Kagura.

"It's not a lie, I have a ** that has been worn for too many years, and it has been worn until only the strap is left." Kagura replied solemnly.

"What's that?" The corners of Shinbachi's eyes twitched.

"In a sense, it's also a cintage (antique)**Aru." Kagura replied.

"Worthless antiques, throw them away." Yinshi waved his hand and said, "In the end, the ancients didn't need it, no one wore it, I really envy the ancients, hehe" said, Yinshi showed a yearning face, "You are a princess, but the kimono is not elegant, this contrast is good, a virtuous face but unrestrained, full of passion......"

However, Ah Miao didn't give Yinshi a chance to finish sighing, and a fist was slamming into Yinshi's face, "I'm not interested in listening to your panty theory!" Miss Ben's favorite fighting shorts were stolen, and her soul was faint! After speaking, Ah Miao glanced at Jiang Cheng who was gobbling up on the table next to him again, and found that he had not been seen in the appearance he had just seen, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and sat down again.

"Fighting Pantyhose...... So big sister, who are you going to duel with? Yinshi said while holding a napkin to cover his nose.

"Listen, boy, there are times and occasions when and when you win by a book! Don't underestimate it. Miao replied with a snort.

"So what the hell do you want me to do? To reclaim the winning weapon of the duel? Will you be able to get rid of your anger when you take it back? Gintoki asked cautiously.

"Take back the **, just slaughter that thief and sacrifice blood." Miao said with a smile.

"Hey, don't say such cruel things with such a refreshing expression! Sister! Shin Hachio reminded.

"The underwear thief is the public enemy of women, Aru! Big sister, let me wish you a hand! Kagura interjected.

"Kagura-chan......" Miao said and stood up, "That's a good point, come with me, let's two sisters join forces to be him!" With that, Miu and Kagura walked out.

Ah Miaoshun also said hello to Jiang Cheng on the table next to him. However, Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention to it at all, he just felt as if someone had said hello to him, and he didn't raise his head and hummed. Kagura, on the other hand, took a bunch of food from Jiang Cheng's table.

"Wait, wait, you're going to kill someone!" Xinba chirped to stop it, but it was too late, and the two had already walked out of the store, "This time, the most ferocious combination has been formed, what should I do now?" Silver Mulberry. ”

"It's okay, isn't the prisoner's words here?" Yinshi said as he pointed to the bottom of the table.

Shinhachio looked over and saw Kondo curled up under the table.

"Masaka?!" Shinhachi was just about to open his mouth when he was interrupted by Kondo's voice,

"Soul light! Do you doubt that I can't?! Kondo yelled, "I'm a samurai!" How could you do such a despicable act as stealing underwear! ”

"There is no samurai in the world who is a stalker," Yinshi said as he walked over to Jiang Cheng's table and sat down.

"Even if I'm a stalker, I'll never steal underwear!" Kondo climbed out of the table and retorted, "Be careful I sue you!" ”

"Now it's up to us to sue you, bastard." Shin Hachio said.

"Now the True Selection Group is going to break up, ah, it's really gratifying." As he spoke, Yin Shi picked up the sweets on Jiang Cheng's table and began to eat.

"Wait, let's take a look at this first," Kondo hurriedly pulled out a newspaper and handed it to Shinyachi.

"Ah, what is this?" Shinhachio opened the newspaper and said, "Haunt again!" Monster thief crotch masquerade. ”

"Recently, the bastard thief who has made a lot of trouble on the street, dressed up as his name is very weird, covering his face with a bright red crotch cloth, wearing only a pair of shorts and running in the night, stealing beautiful girls' ** everywhere, and then distributing them to men who no one loves...... It's a very weird guy...... "Kondo just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng here couldn't sit still.

"Hey, is what you just said true?" Jiang Cheng tugged on Kondo's collar with a nuclear smile on his face.

“…… Hey, could it be that Jiang Chengsang also ......" Before Xin Bachiao finished speaking, he was frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes.

"That guy, I'm going to kill him!" Jiang Cheng smiled sneeringly, "Not only ruined Uncle Ben's innocence, but also insulted me!" Absolutely, absolutely going to kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, Uncle Ben will slaughter him, hahahahahaha. ”

"Hey, Yinsang, it seems like things are getting worse and worse. Say a few words. As soon as he was about to turn his head after Shin Hachio finished speaking, he saw Yinshi take out a small pair of pants from his arms.

"I see, this little pants have this meaning." Gintoki said to himself, "I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus." ”

"So you received it too!" Shinhachi chirped with black lines on his head, "Besides, how can there be Santa Claus at this time!" ”

"You two, didn't you both receive it? Hahaha, that's a medal to prove that no one loves a man! Kondo laughed after speaking, but for a moment he was frightened by Jiang Cheng, who burst out with a special arrogance.

"What do you say? You orangutan? Do you want to go to hell so much? Do you want to be reincarnated so much? Well? Jiang Cheng's eyes flashed with a fierce light, like a beast.

"Nothing, actually, I received it." Kondo said and took out a small pair of pants from his chest, and knelt down with Jiang Cheng in front of him, "Please don't eat me!" Orangutan meat is not tasty! ”

"Hey, you two, since you're all going through the same thing, ...... Let's kill him together! Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but his face was still smiling.

"Kill ...... Kill some ......" Kondo was once again frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes before he finished speaking, "Hey! ”

"What about you? Silver time? ”

"Hmph, it's just a pervert, what kind of thief is pretending," said Yinshi, tearing the little pants in his hand, "Why do you think Uncle Ben has no one to love, that bastard!" ”

"Then, let's go kill him together." Jiang Cheng said and dragged Kondo and Gintoki to the door, and when he arrived at the counter, Jiang Cheng did not forget to pay the bill.

"Wait, I actually have a plan to say......" Gintoki said......