Shimura family ......

"The thirty-fifth round, the bastard's crotch mask masked arrest battle~" After Yinshi finished speaking, the crowd in the audience applauded and cheered.

At this time, a group of people were standing in front of Gintoki, including the Shimura sisters and brothers, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and a group of people from the Shinsengumi.

"What's the matter in the thirty-fifth round?" said Shinhachi, standing in the midst of the raucous crowd, pouting.

"Don't worry, this is the last time for that bastard's life." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Hachio on the shoulder and said, but before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Xin Hachi,

"I'm not complaining about this at all!"

"Don't worry, I'll be very measured, I just want to ask that bastard to cross the bridge and sleep comfortably after the soup." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and promised, "Maybe you can start a second life, just like a divorced old woman has a second spring." Saving the lost lamb, when I think of this, I can't stop being moved. After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but wipe his tears with a fake smile.

The new eight chirps are no longer able to complain.

"Ah, I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to think the same way." Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.

"Now, I would like to invite the chairman of the internship committee, Isao Kondo, to speak......" Gintoki finished and handed the microphone to Kondo, who had just come on stage.

"Our True Selection Group exists to protect the peace of the city, the so-called peace, that is, people can live and work in peace and contentment, and everyone's happiness can be put together to create the peace of the whole city!" Kondo said, his eyes unconsciously drifted to Ah Miao, who was talking and laughing with Jiang Cheng, and suddenly his old face turned red and continued, "So, Shinbachi-kun, protecting my sister's pants is also the mission of our True Selection Group!" ”

"Ah, our director is really the best in the world to find such a superficial excuse." The total realization said.

"Hey~!" Kondo became anxious when he heard this, and immediately wanted to refute.

"I said, why is even the Shinsengumi here?" Xin Ba asked without love, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng and Ah Miao, who were talking and laughing on the side, but burning with abnormal arrogance, "These two have begun to make the whole incident develop to the point of not seconds, plus the ...... of the True Selection Group"

"Revenge, right, Hijikata?" After Sogo finished speaking, Shin Hachio was going to turn back to find the earthwork that was originally sitting on the floor behind everyone.

However, at this time, I found out that the earthwork who was originally sitting on the ground did not know when he also joined the discussion between Jiang Cheng and Ah Miao. The same smile on his face, but his body also burned with an inexplicable arrogance.

"Ah, that's a pretty good plan, and I can't help but get excited at the thought of sending a bastard who made a big mistake to start a new second life." Fourteen said with a refreshing face.

"It's surprising that one day I could have the same idea as the deputy head of the Shinsengumi." Jiang Cheng also replied with a refreshing face.

"Hey, the three of them have formed an incredible united front." Shinhachi said with a dark face, but then reacted, "Hijikata-san? Even Hijikata-san also received ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sogo, "Really, there is really a fool who gave us a pair of trousers for our Tsuchikata-san." With that, he took out a white trouser from his arms.

The earthwork that was talking to Jiang Cheng and Ah Miao instantly took out the knife, and the sound of the blade cutting through the air instantly sounded a few times, and the pants in Zongwu's hand were already shattered into pieces.

"Beautiful knife technique!" Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.

"So, can I dominate that bastard's lower body?" Fourteen turned his head again after retracting the knife and said with a smile on his face.

"Hey, didn't you say that you would chop it up and throw it into the sea to feed the sharks? You're so cunning, Hijikata-kun. Jiang Cheng complained.

"Hey, it really doesn't matter if this situation is?!" Shinhachi said with a black line on his face.

……

"Heartbeat! Women's piles of crotch cloth masked arrest battle~" Yinshi once again stood in front of the stage and said, everyone applauded and cheered again.

"What is a pile of women?" Shin Hachio once again stood in the noisy crowd and complained.

"Then, then let's put ourselves back on the stance," Gintoki said, and everyone fell silent, and then Gintoki continued: "This time, with the full support of Miss Miao-chan Shimura, we will choose the decoy combat method. ”

"Bait?" As soon as Xin Bachiao expressed his doubts, he saw that Ah Miao on the side was already standing on the stage, and reached out to take out a pair of sexy pants.

"I'm offering PanCi, and it's Mickey Rourke's cat punch."

Ah Miao had just finished speaking, and Kondo in the audience wailed, "Cat fist?!" In an instant, his nose bleeded and he fell to the ground. (PS: Rourke: Translated as Mickey Rourke.) American actor who once went to Japan for boxing. His ugly boxing technique known as cats punch [cat punch] is known as "cat punch"; PS2: The pronunciation of the fist is similar to the pronunciation of the pants)

"Wait for me, this kind of horror is too terrifying, ordinary men can't stand it! I'm going to be scared away...", Yinshi said from the side.

"Hmm..."Ah Miao pondered for a moment, then pulled out a pink panty with a cat pattern printed on it, "What about this?" Name it: Akebosake's head-on pounce. (Akebono: Akebonosa, former sumo wrestler, later became a boxer but was repeatedly defeated, often falling face down like a dead man in matches.) If you are interested in Japanese sumo, you can take a look at "Fire no Pill Sumo", which is okay, quite bloody, although the ending is a bit rushed. ）

At this time, Kondo, who had just gotten up, took another blow and fell head-on, bleeding from his nose......

"No, no, it's crazy," Gintoki said again.

And the new eight chirps in the audience finally couldn't help it, and said with a slight frown: "Sister, you took out so many pairs of pants and swayed around, and you also think about my younger brother, you have no place to be ashamed, it is much more embarrassing than being seen by your family." ”

"In this way, the boy can step on the ladder of adulthood." Kagura said with a nod of his hand clasped on the side.

"Don't make it easy to summarize there!"

"Well, calm down, New Hachi-kun." Jiang Cheng persuaded loudly, and at the same time quietly stuffed a few experience coupons full of villain pictures into Xin Bachiao's arms, and whispered next to Xin Bachiao's ear, "I didn't give anyone these tickets~ This is the real ladder to adulthood, whenever you need it, use it!" ”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked ahead, but his hand secretly gave Shinbachi a thumbs up.

"That's too early! He can't stand such stimulation at his age! Leave it to me for safekeeping! Yinshi walked off the stage and said to himself, and took out the coupon in the arms of the new eight chirps and put them into his arms.

"What are you doing! Silver, what do you mean by taking away the ladder of recognition for the teenager! Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy.

"Hey, I didn't speak from beginning to end, okay!" The new eight chirped with black lines on his head and said.

"It's too early! Learn to stand up before you can take a step! Yin Shi said righteously.

"You know the! When boys reach puberty, they wake up every morning with [standing]! Jiang Cheng retorted.

The two pinched again......

"Enough of you!" The new eight chirps finally couldn't bear it anymore.

But at this time, Ah Miao took the long knife and slashed horizontally, and everyone fell to the ground to dodge.

"Miss Ben is gambling with her pants and her life! You fools have time to ramble, so you might as well hurry up and arrest someone! ”

"Hey!" ×n

"The eldest sister is so handsome!"

……

"Listen up! That guy pays more attention to the quality of girls than the number of pants! It's a pervert by nature! So we're definitely going to sneak in here again, and we're waiting for an opportunity to attack. Yinshi was still standing in front of everyone, but it was a little different from just now, now everyone was standing outside, and Yinshi's head was the little pants hanging on the hanger.

"This kind of evil behavior of trampling on the innocence and manly pride of a girl is absolutely unforgivable! Cheer up! All the way! One hit kills! Blood stains his little white shorts! After Yinshi finished speaking, everyone responded and raised the guy in their hands.

……

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng looked at the large package that Zongwu was carrying and wondered.

"I was wondering if something like this would happen, so I brought these from the warehouse in the city." As he spoke, he put down the big package, and Jiang Cheng squatted down curiously to watch him unwrap the package.

"What are these?" Shin Hachio also leaned over and squatted down and asked.

"How so...... ......It's like a landmine," Sogo explained.

But as soon as he finished talking here, Jiang Cheng had already left with a lot of them, digging pits, laying mines, and burying soil in one go.

"What do you mean by something similar! It's just a landmine! Shinhachi shouted.

"It's not easy to take it out secretly, it's very strict over there." As if he hadn't heard, he continued to speak to himself.

"Snakes have snake paths, and rats have rat paths." Fourteen said from the side.

"That's an understatement!" Shinhachi shouted.

"As long as the yard is covered with mines, such a humble house can become a completely invincible and impregnable fortress." Sogo said with a finger outstretched.

"Just let it continue to be rudimentary!" Shinbachi complained, "Moreover, you are simply breaking the law, okay!" It's simply a law enforcer breaking the law......"

"Outside is outside, inside is inside." Sogo stood up and explained.

"Leave your weird theories aside," Shinhachi chirped, pointing to the package on the ground, "That's a weapon!" Do you think there is a war?! ”

"That's not right!" Fourteen clasped his hands and said, "The real name is [Mine Analogue]. ”

"!"

As soon as Shin Hachio spoke, he was interrupted by Ah Miao's voice.

"Shin-chan, as you said, this is already a battlefield! If you think it's a joke, go home for me!" Ah Miao walked over and said righteously.

"Sister," Shinhachi pointed to the ground, "this is my home." ”

"Say the battlefield is home? Good boy! Fourteen praised.