Chapter 70: Explosions Don't Need a Principle! It's like the temper of a menopausal mother!
"You even said that Uncle Factory is a pornographer! Are you kidding! Yinshi stood up in an instant and retorted, "Uncle, he is the great benefactor who took me in!" ”
"Although I don't understand what you're talking about, pornography? Molecules? Yamazaki didn't know why, "Speaking of which, boss, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I can't accept that I used to be like myself, and I'm determined to start all over again..."
"Boss, you ......" was silent for a while, and Yamazaki finally continued, "That's the case, although I think it's a pity, but you used to look like a fool at first glance, and even the director and Captain Okita were inferior to you......"
At that moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three, it's time to get to work." ”
"I can't say any more, then I'll take my leave," Yamazaki said and pulled up Jiang Cheng, who was eating a boxed lunch and picking vegetables from Yinshi's lunch box from time to time, "I also took this guy away, after all, it's too dangerous to leave him here, there may not be weapons of mass destruction, because this guy, may be ......"
Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped, listening to a somewhat familiar voice coming from behind him.
"Sakata-san, can you help me see this just we, how about it?"
Kondo also wears a worker's uniform while handing a just we to Gintoki.
"Well," Gintoki said, taking the Just We in his hand, looking at it, and then adding, "It would be better for you to make it look a little happier, Gorilla San." ”
"What are you doing here!" Yamazaki knocked out Kondo with a punch of green tendons.
"Gorilla San!" Gintoki shouted and rushed to Kondo, who had fallen to the ground, and helped him up, "Gorilla-san." You cheer up a little! ”
"Moximoxi, I've found a stupid guy, hey, I'll take him back now." Yamazaki said as he dialed the phone.
"Jimmy, what are you doing here?!" Gintoki turned his head to Naruto Kondo.
"Gorilla Santa, he's just as amnesiac as I amnesia! The nerves are very thin, and if you don't coax them well, you will immediately get off the line! Gintoki shouted.
"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, "Aren't you, Director!" You're such an idiot that you still play with such a troublesome thing as amnesia! Want to be more idiotic?! ”
"Jimmy, you're going too far," Gintoki retorted, "even idiots have idiot troubles. ”
"Don't say any more, I'm fed up, you're going to make trouble!" With that, Yamazaki walked over to Kondo, "Anyway, Director, go back with me." ”
"Stop!" Kondo turned his head while holding a few just we and sobbed and retorted, "I'm already determined to become the No. 1 just we expert in Edo!" I've already made an appointment with the factory manager! Whatever is good, I'm going to get a first one to show him! ”
"Hey, you three calm down!" Finally, after a long period of thought, Jiang Cheng spoke, pointed at Yamazaki with an AK and continued, "This guy didn't deliberately pretend to be our acquaintance and wanted to defraud us, right?" Abducting amnesiac gorillas into a circus or something? ”
"How is that possible!" Yamazaki retorted.
"No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Chengsang..."I don't know when, Kondo has already come behind Jiang Cheng, carefully hiding behind Jiang Cheng, "Hey, who the hell are you kid?!" What exactly is the purpose?! ”
"So didn't you say? I'm sent in by the True Selection Group to go undercover! Yamazaki shouted.
"Don't move!" Jiang Cheng took the AK and forced Yamazaki into a corner, "Hold your head in both hands and turn your back!" ”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng tried a color on Kondo, and Kondo walked directly over and groped around on Yamazaki's clothes, and in the end, he only found a mobile phone.
"It's just a mobile phone, and there's no evidence to prove your identity!" Jiang Cheng sneered and pointed AK at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what exactly is your purpose?!" Do you want to sell gorillas to the circus or to Madagascar?! ”
"That's right! What exactly is your purpose?! Kondo also pointed at Yamazaki with the AK, "Who was the female orangutan who sent me back to do [beep!] Did you bring the photo?! ”
"Enough! I really don't want to complain anymore! And even if you reach the end of the world, there will be no female orangutan looking for you to cooperate, you will die of this heart, please! Yamazaki shouted at the wall.
After hearing this, Kondo clutched his chest and fell, as if he had been hit hard.
"Gorilla!" Jiang Cheng and Yinshi shouted at the same time.
Yinshi hurriedly walked over, helped Kondo to take a look, and shook his head at the same time.
"End of the world......" Kondo muttered, rolling his eyes.
"You soulless! What the hell was done to the orangutans?! Jiang Cheng scolded angrily.
"Nothing was done! I don't know anything! Why does the orangutan heart become thinner than a piece of grass after amnesia?! Please, someone tell me! Yamazaki turned around and shouted.
"So didn't you say that? If you don't coax it well, you will immediately get off the line, do you take what others say as a deaf ear?! Yinshi replied.
"Who knew it was true! This guy is notoriously thick-skinned! Every day, every day, in front of a stalker who is in estrus! A perverted stalker who hasn't changed after being beaten countless times! Yamazaki retorted again.
"Even if you say so......" Yinshi just wanted to refute, but suddenly saw that Jiang Cheng's state was not quite right, Jiang Cheng covered his head with one hand and AK with the other, "Hey! What happened to you?! ”
"Ahh......h Could I have done this before? ”
"What kind of work is this?! Robbers?! Yamazaki complained frantically.
"That, in fact, I also have a little familiarity, when I searched my body, could I have guessed that the two of us used to be partners?" Kondo didn't know when he came over and analyzed.
"Huh? Partner, you're a ghost! Yamazaki was going mad, "You're a cop!" Chief of Police! Not that kind of robber! You're catching a robber! ”
"Soga, I know......" As he spoke, Kondo took out his AK again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Hey, you guy admit it!" Admit that you are a robber! ”
"Hey! You're really sick in the head! The setting of idiots after amnesia, even more idiots, although I just said it, but you also acted too fast! Yamazaki replied.
But at this time, Jiang Cheng, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting on the ground and discussing something in a whisper.
"Hey, what to do with this virginity?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, and at the same time gestured his neck with his hand, "Do you want to ......?"
"No, I don't think that's good." Yinshi shook his head decisively.
"I think so, it's just a virgin after all...... Kondo said.
"Vote by show of hands, one: hang a sign around my neck that says "I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence all my life"; Two: Insert [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence in my life] at the chrysanthemum, choose one to raise your left hand, and choose two to raise your right hand! Jiang Cheng proposed.
"Say it in advance, don't peek at other people's answers!" Kondo said with a pout.
"Then turn around and don't look at anyone," Gintoki suggested.
"Yo Xi, that's it." Saying that, Jiang Cheng took the lead in turning around, and the other two did the same, "One and two! ”
"Hey! What are you deciding there? Yamazaki finally couldn't take it anymore and turned around and kicked the three of them away.
What's even more coincidental is that Kondo, who flew out, happened to hit just we who had just been placed on the ground, so he ......
Rumble!!!
"Gorilla San!" Jiang Cheng and Yinshi shouted at the same time.
"So didn't you say it?!" Gintoki got up and tugged at Yamazaki's collar, "That guy's nerves are very slender!" ”
"No, I don't think that's it," Jiang Cheng retorted, "maybe it was too hot, so it exploded." ”
"No, I don't think so, it's December!" Gintoki retorted.
"That's right," Jiang Cheng muttered, "Maybe it's because the weather is too cold, maybe it's because I'm not good at physics and chemistry, maybe there's something that will explode if it's too cold." ”
"I don't know much about that...... "Silver replied with his chin pinched, "but explosions may not need a principle!" It's like the temper of a menopausal mother! ”
"That makes sense......" Jiang Cheng fell into deep thought again.
"Obviously not, hey!" Yamazaki shouted, "It's obvious that it just exploded!" Obviously it's a bomb! ”
"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Sure enough, just we is not a complete body, just AK is a complete body." ”
"It's a head! Isn't it just as dangerous?! Yamazaki frantically complained, "Now that we can confirm that this is the lair of the terrorists, let's not talk about this, let's run away!" Before they come......"
As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the voice of the factory manager coming from behind him.
"I see, you're a lackey of the shogunate!" The factory director led a group of employees out and looked at Jiang Cheng and the others with unkind faces.
"Enough!" Yinshi shouted at the factory director, "Isn't it just that you have been laid off by the shogunate!" You can't do that! ”
"It's useless to talk too much, since you know, it's impossible to let you get out of here alive!" The factory director said with a snort, then waved his hand.
A group of factory workers instantly understood, and rushed over to Jiang Cheng and the others.
"Hurry up and run!" Yamazaki shouted.
"Run, run!" Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, and at the same time raised the AK in his hand and shot at the people who rushed over, and the bullet hit the feet of those people, instantly forcing all these people to stop.
"Hey, all stand facing the wall and hold your head in your hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Huh?! Ay?!! "Yamazaki is really convinced.
"What a joke!" The factory director shouted, and at the same time took out several just we and threw them at Jiang Cheng and the others.
The following screen automatically refers to the shooting game that came with the little overlord when you were a child.
[The factory manager throws out a just we.] 】
[Jiang Cheng's shooting is successful, plus ten points. 】
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