Chapter 69: JUST WE is JUST WE! Neither great nor humble!
"You too," Yue Yong said, leaning against the wall as she pulled out her cigarette stick and took a puff, looking at the sky in the distance.
"Hey, can you two not do this!" Shinhachi complained with a dark face, "It's exactly the same as a group of married women getting together to complain about their husbands!" Miss Yueyong doesn't care, what's going on with this old woman! β
"Hey! You're really underwhelmed by these four eyes! Ascending mother-in-law shouted.
"Who would marry the kind of unreliable man who only stays at home and plays games, or suddenly disappears for two weeks all at once, don't talk nonsense!" Yue Yong retorted.
"That's right, my silver-haired natural curls are about ......," the mother-in-law replied.
"Hey! It's more like that now! β
"Speaking of which, we've found the location of those two fools," she said, as she pulled out a folded piece of paper and handed it to Shinbachi.
Shinhachiha looked at the two pieces of paper handed in front of him, fell into deep thought, and couldn't calm down for a long time, but in the end, Shinhachiza raised his head, looked at Grandma Dengshi and said, "I will keep the ...... of your relationship with Ginsan secret from Kagura."
"Hey! You're too angry, aren't you! Grandma Dengshi threw the piece of paper she took out and threw it on Shinhachi's head, "Who would marry that kind of unreliable man!" Unless my brain is badly burned! β
"This condition has been met! This face has already been splashed with sulfuric acid! Shinhachi retorted.
"Whose face was splashed with sulfuric acid did you say! Do you want to die? You four-eyed virgin! β
Ignoring the quarrel between the two, Yue Yong glanced at the direction of the Wanshi House, turned around and left.
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The factory director looked at the virgin man in front of him without the slightest characteristic, then looked at the resume in his hand, and asked aloud, "Yamazaki...... What's the word behind it? β
"Retreat, Yamazaki retreat!" Yamazaki replied.
[Yes, I'm the ...... of the government's armed organization, the Shinsengumi] Yamazaki was stopped by a street writer before he could finish thinking about it.
Street Fighter: Please compress the trouble of reminiscing within five words.
[Huh?! Yamazaki thought about it and unfolded his memories again, [I'm undercover! γ
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The bespectacled factory director walked towards the workshop with Yamazaki.
"Soga, it turns out that you have also been laid off," said the factory manager as he walked, "and the streets have been full of unemployed samurai lately." β
[Of course, it wasn't that I was laid off, everywhere I went, it showed that there was a suspicious smell of events here.] Yamazaki thought to himself as he looked around.
"I used to walk the rivers and lakes with a knife on my waist," Finally, the factory manager led Yamazaki to the production workshop, and said with some emotion, "Now that's it, there are many buddies here who are down-and-out samurai like you." They are all like-minded people, so let's get along well. β
After speaking, the factory director looked at the employees who were working on the assembly line and shouted: "Everyone, there are new people to join!" β
"Good!" Γ2
Hearing the sound, Yamazaki looked over, and it didn't matter if he saw two familiar ones there......
"Huhββ! You two aren't ...... The owner of the house of all things follows ...... The owner of that place?!! Why are you in such a place?! β
Saying that, Yamazaki walked up to Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, and whispered: "It's me, Yamazaki of the True Selection Group, in fact, I sneaked here to do a secret investigation because I had some hidden secrets." β
"I'm kind enough to tell you that both of these guys have lost their memories and have forgotten all about the past." The factory manager reminded behind Yamazaki.
"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was shocked.
"That's it, I'm sorry." Gintoki said apologetically, "You seem to be my old friend, but I can't remember anymore. That, who are you from the Shinsengumi? Is it okay to call you Xiaoxin? β
"Hey! I told you that it was a secret investigation! Yamazaki hurriedly stopped, "Ah, I also missed ......"
"No, it's called virginity, right?" Jiang Cheng raised his head with a frown and said.
"Ah, you say so, it's true, whoever sees him thinks of the word 'humble virginity'. It's just as the name suggests. Yinshi nodded, noncommittal.
"Hey! Are you two really amnesia?!!! β
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"Hey! Boy, what are you doing?! The factory manager stood in front of Yamazaki and reprimanded, "If you make a mistake in this kind of assembly line operation alone, it will cause everyone to stop!" β
"Private... Intimate Marseille..."Yamazaki replied softly with his head down.
"Do you think an apology is useful?!" The factory director scolded, "How many times are you going to make me say it!" What's so hard about this! As he spoke, the factory director personally demonstrated, "Wouldn't it be nice to put this on this and put it here!" β
With that, the factory director lined up an assembled justwe on the table.
"What the hell is this doing?" Yamazaki picked up the justwe and asked, "What the hell is this factory producing?" β
"Are you an idiot?" The factory manager went on to say, "Of course, it's just about production." β
"So, I'm just asking you what the hell this justwe is!" Yamazaki picked up Justwe and asked the factory manager.
The whole justwe is made of three parts, a red cylindrical shape, a hemisphere with eyes and mouth painted on it, and two small wooden sticks that act as arms.
"Justwe is justwe! Neither great nor humble! β
"It's just a piece of waste!" Yamazaki shouted, "It's okay to look at this and not be motivated to work at all!" β
"It doesn't matter if you don't have a heart! Just do it! As he spoke, the factory director looked at the silver on the other side, "Your old man Sakata ......."
I saw that Yinshi was assembling Justwe at a rapid speed, and the table next to it was already full of Justwe assembled by Yinshi.
"It's worthy of Sakata, and a batch of justwe was mass-produced in an instant!" A worker sighed.
"It seems that the next factory director is none other than him......" The factory director also sighed, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side, and rushed over as soon as he was angry.
"Hey! What are you assembling here?! β
βjustAKοΌβ As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised an AK47.
"Hey! How did you arm your AK with these things! It's too unscientific, isn't it? Yamazaki complained.
"Ah, this," Jiang Cheng said and demonstrated to Yamazaki, "first put the hemisphere on the cylinder, then insert two wooden sticks into the holes of the cylinder, and finally [bang] is done." β
After speaking, Jiang Cheng lifted the just ak he had just completed.
"Hey! It's something else entirely! What the hell happened at that moment?! Yamazaki complained, "What happened at that moment?!" β
"Actually, it's not just [dong], it can also be [click], and many people even use [woohoo] instead, but I don't recommend it~" Jiang Cheng said seriously.
"Can you change so much by adding a modal word?!" Yamazaki shouted.
"What did you kid do with the raw materials I worked so hard to prepare?!" The factory manager scolded, "If you don't know, go ask Sakata more!" Obviously they entered the factory at the same time, you look at you, you look at Sakata! β
"It's annoying, uncle," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "I can't get along with that guy......"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and the factory manager who were arguing, Yamazaki didn't know what to say......
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Lunch time.
Jiang Cheng and Euntoki were dragged to the factory by Yamazaki, of course, because they were worried that their identities would be exposed during the meal.
The three of them sat on the steps, with Yamazaki in the middle, and Esei and Gintoki on either side of Yamazaki.
"Yes...... No clues have been caught here...... Yes, but not entirely nothing... Like AK or something......" Yamazaki said into the other end of the phone, and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time, but as soon as he finished speaking, Yamazaki heard even more shocking news, "Huh! Are you sure?! I understand! I'll be right back! β
"Two bosses, I'm retreating from here!" Yamazaki, who put down his phone, said to the two, "It seems that the whereabouts of the director are unknown..."
"Jimmy, don't be discouraged by that, no one can do it well at first, you have to adapt." Yinshi said with a serious face.
"That's it, if you work hard, you can make what you want like me! For example, justDT and the like. Jiang Cheng also said with a serious face.
"Who is your name Jimmy! Although I did come to do a [confidential] investigation," Yamazaki shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng at the same time, "Also, who wants to make their favorite justDT!" Don't add any strange dreams to people! Also, the justAK you did is outrageous! How the hell is it done! β
"Even if you say so...... Jiang Cheng frowned slightly, and was about to make a long speech, but was stopped by Yamazaki.
"Anyway, you two better get out of here quickly, the factory director here is actually telling a big lie." Yamazaki continued to persuade, "On the surface, it seems to be very humane, and I have been employing down-and-out samurai, but I heard that it is actually trying to win over the ronin and plot to rebel and overthrow the shogunate!" There are also rumors that there are weapons produced for the Ronin in the background, and there are a lot of lethal weapons in order to cause some terrorist activities, in short, it is not a good thing. β
"That being said, I've only investigated this kind of thing......" said Yamazaki as he sighed and pulled out an assembled justwe.
"This one is wrong!" Jiang Cheng snatched the justwe back in an instant, and completed the disassembly and reassembly in the blink of an eye, "This justAK that I assembled myself will be given to you, you must remember us~"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't hide his sadness, brushed his face with one hand, and handed the AK47 in his hand to Yamazaki with the other, "Although we have only known each other for such a short time, but ...... That kind of mentality of facing myself calmly [I have been an inconspicuous virgin all my life], I really ...... I admire you very much! Woowoo woo ......"
"Who do you say is destined to be a virgin for the rest of your life!" Yamazaki shouted, throwing the AK in his hand to the ground, "Also, what do you want me to do with this kind of farewell gift?!" β
"No, don't think it's too complicated, if you add this, it will become [an inconspicuous virgin with AK for a lifetime], and the number of words will become longer," Jiang Cheng said seriously.
"It's just more ak! Everything else has not changed at all, hey! It's still [a lifetime of inconspicuous virginity]! Yamazaki was angry and wanted to hammer the river, "And! Don't assemble this thing, okay! If you continue like this, you will become an accomplice to that terrorist factory manager! β