Chapter 716: Prelude to Marriage (3)

"Anyway, you're really a ****."

As I approached, looking at the red brick cottage that gradually appeared in the night, dotted with green-colored vines and spider plants, revealing a quiet and peaceful beauty in the dark night, the old drunkard couldn't help but look at me with red eyes.

Although the villa in Curast Harbor is far inferior to Lugoin's side because of its geographical location, it is not unreasonable for an old drunkard to be blushed like this, regardless of geography, size, materials or shape, in the entire Curast.

Of course, the credit of Veras and Princess Sanwu is also indispensable here, and when I first bought it, this villa still felt "bare".

"It's not that I can't understand your red-eyedness, but if you want to take advantage of this momentum to wreak havoc in my house, then stare at the forbidden bar forever."

I seem to have seen through the old drunkard's appearance and look around, sneaky, and looked at each other gloomily and said.

"Woo~, look at you, what are you talking about, boy Wu? Is my Kasha like that? Ahaha...... Aha......"

Making a slight gesture of being shocked after being debunked, the old drunkard wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and laughed.

"You look like that from top to bottom, inside and out."

Kane next to me was one step ahead of me in complaining.

"No way, good people don't live long is this truth, a kind person at the bottom of his heart, every time his kindness will be misunderstood by others, of course, I can understand the kindness, the wrong is not the human heart, it is the sinister of this world, ah~~"

The old drunkard covered his heart, made a stabbed look, and used the exaggerated tone of the stage play to say the incomplete lines that he didn't know which book he copied, and finally said a disgusting "Ah~~", ah, your sister.

Kane and I were in no mood to complain about this guy at all, leaving the old drunkard who was still constantly selling his culture and took the lead in stepping into the villa.

"Oh, not bad."

Inside, as the magic lights are lit, the bright and wide layout is suddenly revealed.

The last time I was here, it was after the tournament, when I accompanied Veras and the four of them to Curast to practice, I lived for a while, and it was probably a few months, but I didn't expect it to be quite clean inside, although it was not spotless when Veras was there, but there was absolutely no problem with the residents.

Presumably, Aunt Lisa will come over from time to time to clean up, after Lal and they have gone through the experience, Aunt Lisa is also bored here, it seems that I will have to think about this mother-in-law in the future, to see if I can apply for the right to use the remote teleportation station for her, so that Aunt Lisa can go back and forth between the two places freely, meet her husband and daughter, and not be lonely.

Anyway, now that the optimization of the teleportation magic array is nearing completion, the cost and procedures of teleportation have been unprecedentedly low, and it is only because of various possible problems that the use of the teleportation station has not been announced to the public.

After taking a shower and changing into pajamas, Kane was holding a feather-brush in the hall, and Sosuo, who didn't know what he was recording, saw me come out, and immediately beckoned me to come over, and told me about various matters after arriving at the elves.

The grievances between elves and humans can be traced back to tens of thousands of years or even more than 100,000 years ago, far longer than the history of war invaded by the forces of hell.

In order to achieve this goal, one of the most important links is this wedding, so this mission can be said to be very important and go down in history.

"On the day of the Dark Continent, the Adventurer Alliance Elder Wu Fan and the Queen of the Elven Clan...... That one...... So-and-so, on the World Tree of the Elven Capital, concluded a relationship and opened a new chapter in the history of the Dark Continent's fight against the invasion of hell.

Records such as this will surely be recorded in their own notes by countless races and countless scholars, and then compiled into a historical record, which will become one of the turning points in history.

Therefore, if there is any joke at this wedding, there is no doubt that you will definitely become a bright spot in the history books, a very dazzling highlight, and in a few years, your children and grandchildren will probably be "praised" by others with the record of this highlight.

“……”

I'm not worried about making a fool of myself, anyway, I have the old drunkard this guy on the back, and at the critical moment of last resort, I can sacrifice her image (although I don't think this guy still has an image to speak of) to protect my reputation, this is the value of this guy's existence, of course, these are what Kane secretly told me in private.

Looking at the old drunkard's stupid and happy appearance now, he really thinks that he is the escort messenger of this wedding, and he doesn't want to think about going to the elf clan, how can those face-loving elves put us in danger and make a shameful mark on themselves in the history books.

What really kept me stunned was the lack of awareness of the importance of this wedding—sexuality.

Although as early as the moment I heard that Akara planned to marry me and the Elven Queen, I realized the importance of this decision-sexuality-, which is related to whether humans and elves can reconcile and fight against the forces of hell together, and even the future of the Dark Continent, after all, humans and elves are one of the two largest races in the Dark Continent.

I realized the importance - sex - I realized it, but it felt very far away, and it didn't get enough attention, just like in the original world, when I was in junior high school, I was able to deeply realize that the college entrance examination could determine my life, but I still had the mentality of getting by and thinking, "Ah, although it is about my future life, but there is still plenty of time, let's wait until high school".

Now, under Kane's immersive explanation, I feel the burden that carries the entire continent on my shoulders, maybe this wedding, one day in the future, will be hailed as a historical-sexual-turning point for the Continental Alliance to defeat the forces of hell, and the marriage between me and the elven queen, the twin stars of the two continents, is the two most shining points of light in this turning point.

Ordinary me, my lifelong wish is to become a dead house that eats and waits for death, and my only requirement for myself is that it is best to live longer than the average lifespan, and I have other wishes, that is, to save the universe with singing, I hope that I can occasionally teach the princess three noes in terms of IQ, or I hope that the little ghost will not complain about himself, so how can I bear this burden.

Well, I guess a lot of people don't know enough about it, so I'll use Wu's original method to let you bastards know what's important—sexuality.

Well...... Think about it, for example, a dead house nested in less than ten square meters of space full of naked-naked figures and - erotic magazines and i company masterpieces and moldy instant noodle buckets, one day lying on the side of the garbage heap watching the Japanese romance action movie in the dilapidated monitor doing a big thing that wastes paper towels, wastes wood pulp, wastes tree resources, and is angry with people and gods. Suddenly, the Chinese dragon group, together with the head of the secret intelligence bureau of the United States, the FBI and the United Kingdom, France, Germany and other major countries, broke open the door in a panic, holding a magical girl ribbon sailor suit and a staff head for a cute pink-color-heart-shaped transformation magic wand and cute girl hairpins and other trinkets, and handed over to your hands that were stained with white-color-milk-turbidity-liquid-body, so that you could wear them all up, and patted your shoulder with a solemn face, and told you that the task of saving the world fell on your head, and the hero looked like this.

Take a breath first.

That's the general situation.,Under my easy-to-understand mental explanation.,Now I can finally understand.,Uh-huh.。

"And you, drunkard."

Seeing that I was bombarded by Kane's words, my eyes were dizzy, and the old drunkard who had just come back from the kitchen was tiptoeing past the hall, but I didn't expect to be discovered by Kane, and with a hello, I could only sit side by side with me obediently, and continue to listen to Kane's flower-chaos-fall on that day.

Three hours later, late at night, the two of us were relieved, and we fell on all fours and staggered back to our respective rooms after Kane's sentence of "That's all for today."

"Damn it, this is my territory."

Seeing that the old drunkard dared to take advantage of the chaos and occupy the master room of the villa, I hurriedly stepped forward and kicked the two star-eyed drunkards to the door of the guest room, and then swaggered in.

"Huh, I can finally take a good rest."

After locking the door tightly, I immediately threw myself into the soft big bed, to say what is the difference between the master room and the guest room, in addition to the size, the biggest difference is this soft big bed, which we specially bought from Lu Gaoin, and worked hard to clean up his inventory, before plugging it down and bringing it to Kurast, condensing his own sweat, how can he let others sleep?

In other words, just now, I misunderstood that although this ordinary big bed is soft and luxurious, but it does not have any other special functions, it is a fun big bed, a multi-P big bed, and an SM big bed, all go out.

"Xiaofan~~Woohoo~~"

As soon as his body sank into the big bed, there was a sudden pressure on his back, which was almost as light as a feather.

Whether it's the voice, or this weight, I can immediately guess the identity of the other person.

"Aren't you asleep?"

Turning over and holding the little saint's soft and petite body like a marssimallow in my arms, smelling the familiar fragrance, I asked softly.

"This saint is a terrifying woman who says she sleeps and wakes up."

The little one rubbed me comfortably a few times, wrapped his limbs around me like a koala hugging a tree, and then replied in a proud and endearing tone.

“……”

I don't think there's anything to be proud of.

"Finally...... I can finally be with Xiaofan. Taking a deep breath, the little ghost whispered softly in his ear.

"Fool, don't you often be together in the camp?"

On the ass of my happy little saint who giggled, he slapped it lightly.

"It's different, although it can be the same in the camp as it is now, but the feeling is different."

The little ghost muttered dissatisfiedly, thought about it, and suddenly chuckled warmly, and his limbs increased the strength of his grip.

"It would be nice if we could do this all the time......"

"Fool's ......"

muttered softly, barely holding back the sourness in his eyes, and I hugged the little saintess in my arms even tighter.

I'm sorry, my Highness the Holy Maiden, but I, a knight, can't fulfill such a simple and beautiful wish for you......

……

According to the itinerary, on the third day of our arrival in Kurast, the elves will send an envoy to greet them, is this the legendary wedding messenger, although I don't know much about the customs of the Dark Continent, but my heart is always weird, and there is always a feeling of being "married".

There's no way.,Such a big thing is not a time when you have to make trouble.,So I can only barely suppress this unhappiness.,Act according to the customs here.,I've been in contact with the elves several times.,I don't have a big bad feeling for these guys with long ears.,I don't have a big good feeling.,The impression in my heart is just "Hey, in fact, these mysterious guys depicted in the book.,In addition to being a little pretty.,There's not much difference between them and humans."

Leaving this matter aside for now, I took the little ghost and began to wander around in Kurast.

"Hey, why are there so many people all of a sudden?"

The little ghost who originally decided to play hand in hand with me also hid in the necklace because of this sudden crowd-tide-, this little saint, obviously so arrogant in front of me, when she came to a crowded place, she was full of fear of hiding behind her father's back and peeking at the same time.

There are all kinds of races, elves, dwarves, orcs, oh, these hordes of mages, could it be the Heradiks? Although it is the same as humans, but it can be like cabbage in the vegetable market, and the only mages who appear in groups are the Heradic family.

I wouldn't be surprised to see the elves, but what was it about these sturdy dwarves that looked like cuboid stumps made of muscular bumps, and orcs with obvious hairy ears and tails? A few months ago, when they came, they didn't see any of them, but how could it be that in the blink of an eye, Kurast had transformed into an international metropolis?

"Xiao Fan, you are really a big fool, do you think that the marriage between the alliance and the elf clan is a trivial matter, just a matter between two clans? Of course, these dwarves and orcs are here for your wedding to the Elven Queen, which is a rare event in 10,000 years. ”

The little ghost in the necklace, while watching the strange light outside, saw through my thoughts, and taught in a condescending and proud tone that only I could streamline.

"Yes, what the Holy Maiden said is very true."

This time I was convinced by the lesson, I was bombarded by the spirit of Kane for a few hours yesterday, but I didn't expect that it had just been a night, and in the blink of an eye, I forgot the importance of this wedding-sex-and grand-sex-, no wonder I always have a cocked hair-comb on my forehead.

No...... Wait a minute!!

"In other words, all ethnic groups will also send representatives to participate in the ?!!"

I suddenly remembered an important question, and blurted out in surprise, even in the midst of the noise, the voice that still seemed abrupt, immediately attracted countless eyes, and when I saw the man in the cloak who made the sound, there was only one person, and my eyes gradually changed from surprise to pity.

"Xiaofan, you have been pitied."

The little ghost reminded as if he was afraid that I didn't know.

"Whose fault is it that I will be pitied?!" I can't help but roar again!

As a result, the countless compassionate gazes that were projected-projected, as if they had been forged by the blacksmith with the fusion of gems, gained +1 to increase the genus-nature.

Damn, I was put on the side by this black-bellied saint again, wait and see, I'm going to suddenly shake you out of the necklace at the wedding...... Think about it this way.

"That is, it will be like that?"

I lowered the brim of my cloak slightly and asked in a voice just big enough to reach the necklace in my arms.

"Of course."

"Alas~~!"

The representative of the werewolf clan must be the prince of smirk, and there is no doubt that the fox clan is probably the popular little - sassy fox That's right.

The dwarves may be Muradin, or it may be his disdainful son, the current king of the dwarves, Tualadin, depending on who can fight for the right to line the line, but the father and son are two virtues - sexuality, no matter who is worth looking forward to.

If the Heradic tribe is spoken, could it be Tia's little girl? It's unlikely, this kind of task is handed over to that little girl, ahaha~~

What a fate!!

The little ghost who had just finished answering suddenly realized that the representative of the fox clan was likely to be her old enemy for ten thousand years, and the momentum in the necklace suddenly became like emanating from the body of a fierce boxer, and the sound of the little ghost's "hooh" martial arts and the whistling sound of the fist piercing the air were constantly emitted from it.

Forget it, you, a little saint girl in her twenties, want to fight with a little fox in her forties, it's still early.

I didn't mean to discourage the little ghost, and I wasn't biased against anyone, I just told the truth.

"Fanfan, Fanfan~~"

At this moment, with the youthful breath that seemed to be shining as if the bright and bright sun suddenly shone on, a girl's energetic voice that made my heart beat sounded from the crowd.

Turning his head stiffly, I saw a petite figure, about a hundred meters away, constantly in the crowded street, jumping up, jumping into the air desperately waving towards me, and then falling, provoking, waving, falling, repeating, completely full of vitality.

By the way, how did this little girl find me? Hundreds of meters away, countless crowds, are the Heradik people police dogs?

A large group of mages slowly used their own strength to separate the crowd, even adventurers with a short temper did not have the courage to challenge such a large group of mages, not to mention that the strength of these mages was quite soft and polite.

So, with the help of the mage, this energetic girl, who didn't seem to have changed at all, still dressed in the tight-fitting leather coat that perfectly convex her slender and slender body, like the beautiful daughter of some Orion's family, appeared in front of me with a bright and dazzling girlish smile.