Chapter 715: Prelude to Marriage (2)

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"Li...... Lisa. You're mistaken, I'm just thinking about Doug and Geff, you see, they're not too small, right, you say yes, Doug Geff. ”

Ral hurriedly explained, secretly winking desperately at the two barbarian brothers, and shooting an angry gaze that hated iron and steel, with a look of "Look, I think so much about you, but you slander me in front of Lisa".

"No, big brother, you know, we're not interested in petite mages."

Lal was in a hurry, but he ignored the aesthetics of the barbarians, and as soon as the words fell, he was aggrieved and refuted by the big-mouthed Doug, and he was immediately speechless.

"Well, it turns out that we have been fighting together for so long, and our upright Lord Lal is still unclear about his brother's hobbies. That's why I led to such a misunderstanding, I understand. ”

Lisa used a sharp smile, every word seemed so sharp, as if it was about to pierce Ral's heart, and even Sarah next to her showed an evasive gaze of "it turns out that Dad is this kind of person".

"No...... Sarah Baby, you can't do this! Ral let out a mournful cry and pointed at me angrily.

"Isn't your husband also a flower? Why do you despise me? ”

"I'm X, why don't you pull it on my head if you have nothing to do."

I expressed my indignation that I could be shot while lying down, but because Ral was telling the truth, I felt a little weak.

"Big brother is big brother, dad is dad, how can you generalize, if dad is sorry for mom, Sarah won't forgive dad."

Salad Little Lori hugged her chest with her hands in a huff, and her majestic crimson eyes looked at her father with an imposing attitude.

"No, why do I think your sentence "Big brother is big brother, dad is father" feels so similar to "people are people, livestock are livestock, people are used for love, and livestock are used for slaughter and food"?"

In the face of the ruthless daughter's harsh speech, Ral, who was in a pale state, complained powerlessly.

"There's no such thing, that's because even if the eldest brother and Sister Veras are there, he still loves me."

Clasp your hands to your chest. Sarah, who is like a short and imposing poor breasted lady, is a little unreasonable to defend me.

In other words, I didn't add poor milk on purpose.

After answering this stirringly, Sarah Baby seemed to suddenly wake up in such a crowd, and said such a thing, it was so shameless, her face immediately turned red like a ripe apple, embarrassed to hide behind me, and the love overflowing from that petite and lovely body was so close to me, so that my heart was extremely happy and warm.

At this time, another person who is completely opposite to his current situation, or who should be said to be completely opposite, is unwilling to shout loudly.

"Then even if I marry other women, I still love your mother, why do you despise me alone." Ral burst into tears.

"Eh~~"

At this time, everyone sighed in unison and got out of the way.

On the other side of the road, under the terrifying aura, his whole body exuded black energy. Aunt Lisa, who had long hair and was like a poisonous snake on Medusa's head, gently smiled at Ral.

"Honey, I can't see it, but you really have this kind of thought."

"No, Lisa, I was just giving an example."

The nickname is the wife who is afraid of the inner ral, and makes a desperate defense.

"I'm sorry, there's something going on at home, so we'll go back first."

Ignoring Ral's pitiful plea, Aunt Lisa grabbed him by the collar with one hand, smiled at us ladies and dragged away.

"I love you!!"

In the distance where the two of them disappeared, there was a belated sweet word from Lal, which made us pinch a cold sweat on our foreheads.

"Sure enough...... It's better not to get married so soon. ”

Looking at the scene in front of them, Doug and Geve, who had just been a little moved by our persuasion, glanced at each other and nodded silently as if they had decided something.

“……”

I think the reason why these two barbarian brothers are still fighting singles to this day has a lot to do with the negative teaching material role played by Aunt Lisa and Uncle Ral, don't look at their two big barbarian bulls, tall horses, fierce and vicious appearance, in fact, they are still quite careful and good-tempered, because of this, they pay more attention to the important life event of marriage than other adventurers, and they are always hesitating, for fear of "meeting people unladylike" like their eldest brother.

Of course, compared to the two tragic predecessors of Ricken and Hans, in terms of the age of adventurers in the Dark Continent. Besides, the two young barbarian brothers still have time.

However, now is not the time to sympathize with the two of them.

I looked back with teary eyes, my little hand holding the salad, clenched tightly in my bosom.

"Sarah, you'll just have to keep it that way."

"Woo~~"

Sarah misunderstood the meaning of this sentence, someone originally just wanted to vaguely express not to become a second Aunt Lisa, and Sarah, who was very sensitive to her Lori physique, mistakenly thought that the other party was talking about her figure.

"If Big Brother Likes Sarah Like This......"

The little salad who is as pure and kind as an angel in his heart,Although I care about my loli body type,But I still nodded understandingly.,If the big brother really likes it.,It seems to be the best result.。

As a result, a gorgeous misunderstanding dialogue was born, although it didn't have any effect on the future, anyway, even if Sarah continued to care, it wouldn't change the fact that she would always be Lori's appearance.

Sooner or later, one day, Siruth and Echolu, who used to surround themselves like two spoiled birds, and sweetly screamed from Sister Sarah's left and right, will also hold their proud breasts high, and they have to lower their heads to talk to themselves, woo~~

Sarah is frustrated......

"It's good to be young."

Looking at this seemingly life-like scene, Kane laughed.

"Wine ...... Wine ......"

Next to him is like a hungry ghost, hunched over. An old drunkard who exudes a heavy gloomy atmosphere.

Soon, we arrived at Ral's house, although my own home in Curast was actually not far away, but thinking that no one had cleaned it for a long time, and besides, I really wanted to see what kind of torture Lal had received, so I still had the mentality of watching the excitement, and made a return guest with Kane's old drunkards.

"You sit down first, the tea will be ready soon, Sarah, come and help."

It seems that the two couples who have calmed down. At this time, Aunt Lisa was making a noise in the kitchen.

"Huh."

Sarah smiled beautifully at me and ran in the direction of the kitchen.

"Oh, Uncle Ral, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw that Lal was like a down-and-out boxer sitting on a bench in the corner of the boxing ring, with a decadent and gloomy aura all over his body, and I asked loudly and knowingly.

"Leave me alone~~"

For my red fruit, Laar, who has always been unforgiving, seems to have lost the strength to refute, so you can imagine a little bit that what kind of torture he encountered by Aunt Lisa in the short time before we arrived, I am afraid that it can already be compared with the terrifying moves that Sister Sharna used to deal with me, such as the Queen's U-shaped hoop and the Queen's V-fold.

What, what's the difference between a U-shaped hoop and a V-fold? Quite simply, the starting posture of the two moves is the same, the recipient lies on the bed, and the performer sits on the opponent's waist.

The difference is that the U-shaped hoop is to slowly strangle the neck and thighs of the forced, and gradually form a U-shape, while the V-shaped fold is to hold the opponent's thighs and fall backwards sharply.

Then again, why should I be like a masochist who is used to enjoying it, and explain these two terrible moves here!!

"You guy, since you met Wu Xiaozi, life has been very hard."

I don't know when, the old drunkard changed the decadence and gloom along the way, his spine was straight, his face was solemn, like a life coach, he sat silently next to Lal and patted him on the shoulder.

Hey, hey, what kind of faux pasas do you want to talk about in front of the parties?!!

"yes, yes. I knew I should have thrown that bastard into the Sinking Demon Camp in the first place. ”

Ralton seemed to have found a confidant in life, and his face was full of tears.

“……”

Forget it, I wanted to remind this old man to be careful, and be wary of the old drunkard's inaction, but it seems that there is no need for that now.

"That's right, I think when you were a student in the camp, you were still a pure and upright child, it's all because Wu Boy brought you badly."

The old drunkard showed a look at the vicissitudes of the past.

"Yes, yes, I remember Mistress Cassa banging a stick on my head and yelling at 'Are you an idiot?'" Ral nodded with a look of remembrance.

"At that time, I hated iron but not steel, and I definitely didn't want to find someone to vent my anger because I didn't have money to buy alcohol and was upset."

Me: "......"

"I understand this, everyone understands that Lord Kasha never teaches those students who have no talent, only a genius like Lord Sharna is worthy of Lord Kasha's personal teaching, so it was my honor to be guided by Lord Kasha at that time."

This time, Lal said something accurate, the old drunkard is sloppy and sloppy, but his vision is surprisingly high, like Sister Sharna, Carlos and Seattlek, who are qualified to be her students, those students with average talent, it is really difficult to be looked at and scolded by her.

"It's just that I didn't expect that after so many years, Lord Kasha has changed a lot." Lal sighed.

"Oh, I've changed?" For a moment, the old drunkard showed a trance-like expression.

"Yes, it's changed, what should I say......" After a moment's consideration, Ral said slowly.

"In the past, Lord Kasha, although he also looked like a child, but he could make people feel the coldness of his heart rejecting people thousands of miles away, but now he has become more approachable and ...... It's even funnier. ”

"The last sentence is redundant."

The old drunkard withdrew his fist and snorted viciously on it.

"Yes...... Yes. ”

Lal, who fell to the ground, screamed in mourning.

"Anyway, when I first came, I didn't know which bastard thief had touched my wallet, do you have it on me, borrow some to use."

It's coming, it's finally here, after chatting about family life, the relationship between the two seems to have risen by N points, and it has been upgraded to buddy Cheng dù, and under the urging of the wine worm, the old drunkard whose IQ has risen infinitely also lost no time in asking in a good buddy tone of "Everyone is buddy, your money is mine, mine or mine".

Anyway, it's too fake, is it true that the first world can store zài thieves who can sneak away from your wallet? Could it be that the old man of the gallon can't make it? Besides, will adventurers carry their wallets on their bodies? It's usually put in the inventory.,It's a ghost if you can trick it.。

"I see." Ral slapped his palm, revealing a sudden expression.

Wife, hurry up and come out to see the ghosts.

But then Ral showed a frustrated expression: "But I ran out of money in the bar a few days ago." ”

"There's always going to be some stock." The old drunkard showed his unwillingness to fly away with the fat sheep in his hand.

"Yes, there are, but those are the numbers that Lisa knows, so I don't dare to use them casually." Ral lowered his head even lower.

“……”

With their mouths wide open, the old drunkards looked at each other with a look of hell.

"The inventory is yours, and even if you underreport it, you won't find out."

Finally reluctantly accepted this reality, the old drunkard grunted and swallowed, and asked suspiciously.

"How can it? I'm never going to lie to Lisa, absolutely not. Ral snorted and shook his head.

"You're such a pitiful and happy man." After staying for a long time, the old drunkard looked helplessly into the sky.

"But it doesn't matter, I can take it with Doug."

Seeing the old drunkard's dejected look, he felt quite embarrassed by the man's face-though I personally thought he was long gone, but Ral, who still felt good about himself, patted himself on the chest and reassured, and then leaned over to the two barbarian brothers, who were still discussing what they didn't know, and in a moment he took back a money bag.

"This is a hundred gold coins, Lord Kasha, you can use it first, those two guys are also the ones who can't save money."

"Okay, in case I return to the camp, I'll let Wu boys help me pay it back."

The old drunkard smiled and stuffed the money bag into the inventory not so much as he could see it, but at a speed that no one could see.

"Hmm...... Oh, okay. ”

Ral replied in a daze, and the stunned look finally made me confirm that he had just been trained by Aunt Lisa's terrifying methods, and his brain IQ had temporarily dropped by 100 points.

Of course, I won't remind anything, so one day in the future, when a certain paladin finally remembered this and triumphantly asked his son-in-law a certain druid to collect debts, he was sent away by a sentence "Why should I help the old drunkard pay off his debts".

"Uh-huh~~, little ...... Xiaofan~~"

At this time, the little saint in her arms stretched her waist and finally opened her eyes in a daze.

Really, I have already said that I am going to leave today, but I still can't call her early in the morning, and I can't force her into the necklace, so I can only hold her all the way, and I don't know how many pairs of curious or amazing eyes I received on the way, so that I, an ordinary human who can't be found immediately in the crowd, really enjoy the feeling of being in the spotlight.

Anyway, she shouldn't have done it on purpose, she wanted me to hold it like this all the time, so she refused to wake up, and obediently entered the necklace, this little ghost who is more tired than her two baby daughters......

"Xiao Fan......!?"

With a high-raised questioning tone, the little guy stretched out two delicate little hands uncertainly, and stroked my face wildly.

"Who do you think it is?"

I rolled my eyes, I am the only one in the world who can hold you like me, and can provide you with such a peaceful sleep, not that I am proud, this little saint girl is very recognizable.

"It's really Xiaofan?!"

As if not hearing me, the little ghost leaned in and sniffed up on my neck with its delicate snout.

Hey, are you a puppy?

"Xiaofan~~!!"

The little ghost, who finally confirmed my savior, cheered loudly and hugged my neck tightly.

"That's great...... You can come out with Xiaofan again......"

In a soft and happy tone that was completely different from the naughty and playful her in the past, and the little ghost with tears reflected slightly from the corners of her eyes, she choked in my ear in such a soft voice.

“……”

In an instant, I was filled with a huge sense of guilt, knowing that this little ghost was only dependent on me, but I had kept her in the camp again and again over the years......

"Woohoo, great, so I'll be at ease, woo~~, I'm so sleepy, I have to sleep hard this time."

The little ghost, who had just woken up after sixteen hours of sleep, had just been serious for less than ten seconds, and said such stunned words, yawned, and slipped into the necklace.

"Wu, although I'm a little sorry for Sarah, you have to take good care of this girl and can't let her down."

Lal next to him came up, sighed, patted me on the shoulder and said, presumably he is also in a very conflicted mood now, he wants his baby daughter to get more pets and live a happier life, but he is moved by the loneliness and happiness that the little ghost just expressed in an instant.

Laer, it is because of this gentleness that he will become a strict wife.

After an afternoon at Ral's house, and after dinner, I finally took my leave, and decided to go back to my little cottage after a long absence.

Sarah, who had been reunited with her parents for a long time, naturally wanted to stay here, and the little ghost had already gone back to sleep in the necklace, so I was followed only by Kane and the old drunkard.

“……”

"I said, why are you bastards coming along?!"

I pointed at the cheeky old drunkard who followed me and yelled, his face full of eviction.

"Don't be so ruthless, dear Wu, it costs a lot of money to stay in a hotel, and you can bear to let a soft woman live alone in a hotel? It's too dangerous. ”

The old drunkard, who didn't know when he ran out and filled the jug with the money he had swindled from Ral, took a big sip and exhaled like this.

You're in danger! It's you who is really at risk! Give me a little bit of self-realization!!

"Kurast's consumption is really expensive, in the camp, a hundred gold coins are obviously enough for me to use for half a year." The old drunkard, who ignored my sharp gaze, continued to sigh.

In short, I really can't resist this guy's cheekiness, and the last group of three people still came to the small villa, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar outline of the villa that emerged in the night, I felt peaceful.

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