"Cousin, don't you chew betel nut?" In the corridor outside the door, the little cousin skillfully handed over a piece of betel nut.

Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, but the other party smiled, and bit the betel nut into his mouth, and his teeth were suddenly dyed purple, Pu Yunchuan frowned when he saw this: "You kid add betel nut and smoke at a young age, you are going to heaven, you are ....."

"Cousin, look at what you said, when did you not waste when you were a child? At your age, cousin, you don't have the energy to think about it, and you see that you have less hair now..... Hey? Cousin.... You seem to have more hair than last year, and you're not as bald as you used to..."

"Really?" Pu Yunchuan touched his hair, then reacted, and hurriedly said angrily: "When did the labor and management become bald?" That is, the hairline is just a little higher, and it is still very early to be bald, okay? ”

As he was talking, suddenly the mobile phone rang, and the song of the ancient phoenix legend suddenly burst into flames.

The little cousin twitched when he heard the singing: "Cousin, hurry up and change your ringtone, my mother has found you a blind date..... You this.... It's so low...."

"You know the..... Mature men all listen to the legend of the Phoenix..."Pu Yunchuan glanced at him and then answered the phone and said, "Who?" ”

"Fatty, the Knight Academy test has begun, where are you? Not live yet? ”

"Forehead....." Pu Yunchuan was stunned for a moment, and then whispered: "It's a little inconvenient at a relative's house, can this plot be slowed down?" ”

"How?" The dog on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes and said, "You should be your family's stand-alone game?" Slow down, if you don't go online and be crossed by someone to cross your name, this task will be considered a failure, let me tell you, if those of us who do long-term tasks fail, it will be really bloodless, and after going back, several farms and pastures are open in the same period, and we still have to move bricks! ”

"Don't..... You help me find a way to delay the time first, and I'll immediately find a machine to go online....." Pu Yunchuan was anxious when he heard that he was going to continue to move bricks, as the first batch of veteran players, if he mixed in the back or moved bricks for a living, wouldn't this be as sad as reality?

You can't pretend to be a game, so what's the point of life?

Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan hurriedly asked, "Little cousin, is there a virtual machine at home?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes... It was originally in my sister's room, but my sister's room was going to be renovated, and now it's in my grandmother's room...."

"It's good, it's good.... Take me over quickly..."Pu Yunchuan hurriedly said.

"Cousin is going to play a game at this time?" The little cousin suddenly looked strange and reminded: "The girlfriend that my mother introduced to you will arrive at the battlefield in about ten minutes.....

"I'll do a task online, and .....I'll come out soon," Pu Yunchuan hurriedly said.

It seems that my cousin doesn't have a girlfriend because of his appearance..... The little cousin said silently.

The two walked all the way into grandma's room and saw the virtual machine placed in the center, Pu Yunchuan's eyes lit up, and he quickly plugged in the power supply and sat in.

"The size is a bit small..... Pu Yunchuan suddenly frowned.

"Nonsense, isn't it ....." The little cousin suddenly rolled his eyes, this virtual machine was bought by the elder sister, and the size was of course tailored to her, if you feel relaxed, can she get married?

"By the way, what game does my cousin play?" The little cousin saw that his cousin, who was not too young, was so obsessed that he didn't even care about the blind date, and asked with some curiosity.

"Xinghai ....." Pu Yunchuan verified the game fingerprint.

"Xinghai? Brother, do you have a number? The little cousin suddenly came to his senses.

"You know the game?" Pu Yunchuan was stunned.

"Who doesn't know now? It's been crazy on the Internet, and I've found out a long time ago, and now it's two thousand places in line....."

"That's good..... Pu Yunchuan nodded at first, but then suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Eh.... Wrong.... You're only thirteen, so you can't get into a virtual machine, right? ”

The state clearly stipulates that minors are not allowed to enter the virtual world....

"Eh.... There's always a way to do that....." the little cousin smiled.

Pu Yunchuan pouted when he heard this, and couldn't help but sigh that children are really good now, and what should be enjoyed by adults is now enjoyed in advance, such as betel nut, such as girlfriend....

"How is my cousin doing in the sea of stars?" The little cousin asked curiously.

"That doesn't tease you....." As soon as this was mentioned, Pu Yunchuan finally found a trace of the dignity of being a brother, and said proudly: "Who in the game doesn't know that I, the first ** spiritual Brother G?" ”

"The elf forum says that the origin of all evils, G, you are too beautiful, cousin?" The little cousin was suddenly in awe, even more shocked than knowing that the other party was an eleven-year masturbation player.

"Shhhh Pu Yunchuan suddenly smiled proudly.

As soon as the voice fell, a familiar electronic voice came: Dear player: G You are too beautiful Hello, you have logged in to the game, you will enter the game interface in ten seconds, please do not move.

"Huh?" The cousin on the side was suddenly stunned for a moment, how did he feel that his cousin was glowing?

Don't..... This is the legendary aura of pretending?

That's not right.... This Nima seems to be real light, this can't be a problem with the virtual machine, right?

Thinking of this, my cousin quickly stood up, and hurriedly said, "Hey, cousin, you ....." Before the words fell, he saw a strong light flash, and then Pu Yunchuan in the game warehouse disappeared.....

The little cousin froze in place, with a bewildered expression....

This..... What's going on?

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On the other side, a middle-aged woman who looked like her little cousin was six or seven points like her little cousin on the road, leading a mother and daughter all the way.

"What do you think your nephew does?" The mother of the mother and daughter asked curiously.

"It seems to be a computer software, and the salary is quite high, one or two hundred thousand a month...."The woman who was obviously the mother of the little cousin hurriedly helped her nephew say good things.

"Program ape?" The girl behind her asked.

The girl is more delicate, and belongs to the kind of small jasper type, this kind of girl is obviously very popular with adults.

"Looks like .....," my aunt nodded.

The girl's brows furrowed slightly when she heard this, obviously a little disappointed.

It's not that she's biased against the profession of a programmer..... But...... The women of this world are all prejudiced against the programming ape profession....

After all, the greasy reputation is outside, and most of the people who are engaged in this business are either fat houses or bald, and few fine products survive....

In the blind date world, their teachers belong to the only class, the nature of their work is respected, the working environment is relatively simple, and there are more holidays, and they are not as busy as other jobs, and they have a lot of time to take care of their families, which can be said to be the most popular type on the market.

Compared with doctors, civil servants can only be in second gear, and compared to men, the program ape is obviously outside the fifth gear!

The status is slightly higher than that of moving bricks, and lower than that of the excavator driver and New Oriental chef who graduated from Lanxiang.....

In comparison, it is almost as unpopular as the female saleswoman or the female public relations on the woman's side.

Seeing the woman's expression, my aunt secretly panicked in her heart, and hurriedly said: "But my nephew is relatively honest, has a gentle personality, never loses his temper, usually saves money, and the money is deposited in the bank for a few years of work, and he is the type of person who lives at home, and ....." said that his aunt whispered: "His father's house has just been demolished, and he has lost several houses and two sets of large commercial facades, and his family is his only child..."

"This ....." The woman's mother's eyes lit up, and the girl's face looked a little better.

Sounds like the conditions are pretty good..... Although the program ape is greasy, the salary is also high, and with so many houses and façade foundations, it is still an option to look at..... But the premise can't be a fat house.... Or bald ....

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