Mommy..... I've given away all the money, it doesn't matter if people go or not, right? Pu Yunchuan was dragged by a middle-aged woman like a dead pig, and her fat face was full of reluctant expressions.

"Nonsense....." The middle-aged woman glared at Pu Yunchuan and said, "That's your cousin, what do you say if you don't show up as a brother?" ”

"The ..... of the table" Pu Yunchuan pouted: "And I usually don't know each other, I haven't been in touch for two or three years, and I was suddenly so attentive two days ago, isn't it just for that bit of gift money?" ”

"What?" The woman glared at him and said, "This is a human exchange, you gave it to someone and you didn't pay it back, do you need to deliberately stare at you?" ”

"That's not .....," Pu Yunchuan pouted, "I'm ..... People may not really have to pay it back in their lifetime....."

"You still have the face to say!" The middle-aged woman was angry when she heard this, and looked at Pu Yunchuan's head: "It's almost my thirtieth birthday, and I haven't found a daughter-in-law for my mother, it's really embarrassing for my Pu family....."

Pu Yunchuan covered his head, feeling painless or itchy, feeling a little strange in his heart, his mother looked very hard at once, why didn't he feel it at all? Could it be that he is more realistic?

"Let me tell you, this time your aunt gave you one of the pictures, that is, your cousin's friend, that girl is handsome and a primary school teacher, you have to behave better for my mother, don't embarrass my mother..."

"I knew ....." Pu Yunchuan rolled his eyes, and his heart became more and more helpless.

Under the kicking and beating of his mother, Pu Yunchuan looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and was driven all the way to his mother's house.

At this time, there were several tables of mahjong in the living room of my grandfather's house, and my mother first took Pu Yunchuan to recognize a round of relatives, and my mother used to take him over for a round every year during the Chinese New Year, but there were too many people, and he really couldn't recognize them.

But this year, for some reason, Pu Yunchuan suddenly found that he seemed to be quite impressed, many times before his mother began to introduce, Pu Yunchuan called out the title, what a little grandfather, the fourth uncle or something, I feel that the information seems to have collapsed from the corner of my mind....

The old people who were shouted were also stunned, and then smiled: "Yo, Chuan Wazi finally remembers people?" ”

Pu Yunchuan was also stunned, and he didn't understand why he was suddenly so bright today.....

"Hmm.... Not bad.... Yes, the spirit is a little more than before....." Grandpa looked at him and smiled: "It's not as greasy as before....."

"Uh.... Be.... Is it? Pu Yunchuan was stunned again, he had been driving for three hours on the road just now, and according to his physique, his face should have already started to get oily, right?

Curious, he took his mobile phone and took a photo, and found that the reflection on the screen seemed to be completely different from before, his hair was refreshing, his face was clean, although he was still a fat face, but he looked a lot more energetic....

Could it be because of the use of Head & Shoulders? Pu Yunchuan touched his head curiously, and said secretly in his heart.

"Are you looking for a daughter-in-law?" Before Pu Yunchuan could rejoice for two seconds, the first of his relatives' three consecutive shots came.

"No..... No...."Pu Yunchuan said with a weak heart.

"Where did you buy the house?"

"Haven't bought ..... yet"

"Yikes.... What school did you graduate from? What are you doing now? How much is the salary? ”

Pu Yunchuan: "............"

A series of combos made Pu Yunchuan tired of parrying, and turned around to ask for help as if looking for his mother, but found that his mother had already run to the table to play cards at some point.... Suddenly, Pu Yunchuan's heart was desolate.

You take your son into the wolf's den, you take care of it....

After the relatives found out that he was living a miserable life, no car, no house and no daughter-in-law, they all proudly counted him down with their own children, and finally let him go satisfied.

Pu Yunchuan fled in embarrassment as relieved, and found his little cousin in the corner next to him, theoretically speaking, he should have gone to chat with his peers after he broke away from his elders.

But Pu Yunchuan is a little weak-hearted, first of all, he doesn't know how to play cards, and the young people at the table who are the same age as him don't seem to be of the same grade as him, all of them are brightly dressed, holding Apple's latest model of mobile phones, and the key hanging on his waist is either Bao Niu or Audi...

He remembered that his cousins seemed to be unable to go to school because they couldn't get into school, so they went to run projects with their relatives, right? Why are they so there? I have worked for so many years, and I am reluctant to buy a domestic Changan until now.....

So who's spreading rumors about the program ape being a high-paying profession?

Coming to the little cousin's side, Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party, and at this time, the other party was using his mobile phone to put a virtual screen to play the Glory Alliance.

He remembered that his little cousin seemed to be only twelve years old, and he was actually playing competitive games at a young age, and he had a future....

Pu Yunchuan suddenly had a feeling of finding a friend who had forgotten his year.....

At this time, the opponent's first game had just ended, and two failed typing appeared on the screen, and the little cousin's immature face showed a look of chagrin, and said angrily: "Spicy chicken is on the list, fuck your uncle!" ”

Looking at this fragrant little cousin, Pu Yunchuan's eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a smile: "If you lose, you will fight back, don't be impatient, the more impatient your mentality, the easier it will be to kneel ...... later" Pu Yunchuan said his years of experience!

"Huh?" When the kid heard this, he turned around and looked at Pu Yunchuan, and after seeing the person who came, he was stunned for a moment and said, "Cousin, you also play this?" ”

"Play a little, play a little, an eleven years old player." Pu Yunchuan smiled slightly.

The child was suddenly in awe, and hurriedly said: "That cousin is here to help me play a game, I will advance to the match, and if I lose again, I will fail to advance!" ”

"That's ....." Pu Yunchuan moved his muscles slightly when he heard this, and said lightly: I haven't played for a long time, just give it a try, don't blame me for the pit....

The cousin looked delighted: "It's easy to say, it's good to say....."

"That's right..... How many years have you been promoted to bronze? ”

As soon as these words came out, the little cousin was stunned for a moment.

Looking at the other party's expression, Pu Yunchuan's expression suddenly became solemn, and he said secretly: Could it be that my cousin is already a silver player at a young age? The qualifications are extraordinary, so it seems that I have to give my best this time.

"I.... Advance to the master....." The cousin was stunned for a moment.

Guru?

Pu Yunchuan's eyelids twitched, obviously a little unconvinced, and then quickly adjusted the other party's game information and looked at it, Ma Dan, it is really a hundred points..... The key is still the number of the king's first district....

This Nima .....

Are all the little dolls so powerful now?

Pu Yunchuan was silent for a moment, then turned off the screen and said, "Your sister is married, and so many relatives are here, it's not good for you to play games all the time..... Let's talk about something else...."

"Oh......" The little cousin nodded obediently.

"Are you in the sixth grade or the first year of junior high school?" Pu Yunchuan asked with an elder attitude.

"The first ..... of junior high school"

"Oh, how about studying? When you get to junior high school, you can't be as loose as elementary school, if you don't grasp it, if you don't grasp it, once the foundation is not laid in the later stage, it will be difficult to make up for it, how about it, tell my cousin, how many points did you score in the final exam? ”

Cousin: "More than six hundred and eighty, average in the exam, not as good as my girlfriend...."

Pu Yunchuan: "..........."

"Huh? Cousin, where are you going? Seeing that Pu Yunchuan didn't say a word, the little cousin got up and walked out and hurriedly asked, thinking that he had said something wrong?

Oops, not good! It seems that he has exposed his early love, he won't sue my mother, right?

Pu Yunchuan: "I..... Go smoke a cigarette and cool off....."

"Let's go together, cousin...."The little cousin was afraid that the other party would denounce him, so he quickly stood up with courtesy, took out a bag of Tianzi from his bag and stuffed it into Pu Yunchuan's arms.

Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party's skillful technique, and silently withdrew the red double happiness that he was about to take out.

Let's finish it early and go back to playing the game.... Pu Yunchuan thought silently.

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