"No, I didn't mean that...", Shinhachi hurriedly denied.

"If you don't want to talk nonsense with him, even if you find fault, you have to beat him up." Fourteen clasped his hands and sighed, "It's been a long time. ”

The general realization on the side also nodded,

"No, it's better to pierce him." Ah Miao said loudly.

"Wouldn't it be better to crush?" Fourteen answered.

"Pull it out, then tear it to pieces." A smile on her face continued.

"Slowly approach, smash him like a fly!"

Fourteen had just finished speaking, and the two of them hurriedly separated, "Hey! You two are horrible! ”

"What the new Hachi-kun said is, how can you do that kind of thing?! Once you catch someone, give it to me, and I promise that he will never appear in this world again, forever. Jiang Cheng walked over and said with a smile.

"You're the most dangerous! I can't imagine it, hey! Xin Ba chirped wildly, but then reacted, "Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?" ”

"Ah, it was really hard to bury [landmine analogues] just now." Jiang Cheng rubbed his waist as he spoke.

At this time, Shinhachi glanced into the bag on the ground, "Hey! Why is it empty! Are they all buried?! ”

"Get the job done, Aru!" Kagura ran over and was also covered in dust and saluted Jiang Cheng.

"Yo Xi Yo Xi, go buy what you like." Jiang Cheng took out a few 10,000 yuan bills and handed them to Kagura.

Taking the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.

"Report, mission accomplished!" Kondo also ran over covered in dust.

"Buy your favorite bananas." Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed them to Kondo.

"Thanks!" Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but suddenly reacted, "Why should I buy bananas?" Having said it, I'm not an orangutan! It just looks like it! ”

But Jiang Cheng ignored it, "Then, let's wait for that bastard to come to the door!" After saying that, he laughed, and he also laughed Ah Miao and Fourteen.

"Hey, enough for the three of you!"

……

At night, the moon is in the sky.

A group of people were lying in ambush beside the wall, and not far in front of them was the main house, and under the eaves of the main house was a hanging drying rack, on which hung only a pair of trousers that were used as bait.

"Why are you just biting me?" Gintoki patted the mosquito off his face and asked.

"Because Gin-chan, your blood is the sweetest, Aru." Kagura answered.

"Why hasn't that perverted thief come yet? I can't wait. Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and looked at it here and there.

"That's right," Shinhachi lifted his glasses, "It can't be that he won't come today, right?" Or will it never come? ”

"What are you kidding?!" Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy, "What about the free experience tour of hell I prepared for him!" ”

"Don't worry, it'll come." Yinshi said aloud.

"Why do you say he's coming?" Shinhachi asked.

"There's such a swaggering little panty Aru hanging here, how could the underwear thief miss it." Kagura replied.

"It's because it's too explicit! At first glance, it's a trap, okay! Shinhachi retorted.

"Xin-chan, for thieves, the more difficult it is to achieve their goals, the more excited they will be." Ah Miao said loudly.

"Soga, it's exactly the same as the strange thief Kidd~" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I know that there is a trap but I still have to go." ”

"Search, search, search." Except for the new eight chirps, everyone nodded with their hands together and said.

"Why are you making a personal designation for him?!" Shinhachi retorted, "What if it's a coward? ”

"Don't worry, if he doesn't come, won't he be able to blow up the whole of Edo into the sky?" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Hachiao's shoulder and said, while looking at the general understanding on the side, "Isn't it?" Okita-kun~"

"What the boss said makes sense~ Not only is it an underwear thief, but even Hijikata-san can go to heaven~ Then I am the deputy head of the Shinsengumi~" Sogo replied with a refreshing face.

"Enough! You two natural S! Shinhachio couldn't help but say, "Blow up Edo to the sky, and the Shinsengumi will be gone!" ”

"That makes sense," Sogo said, pinching his chin, but suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Then you can blow up the place other than the Shinsengumi and Hijikata-san into the sky." ”

"Don't worry, I'll give you a place to live in Yoshiwara when the time comes." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and reassured.

"I didn't mean that......"

Before the new eight chirps finished speaking, they were interrupted by Yinshi,

"Don't shout, what if you scare the thief away?" Yinshi said impatiently with a frown.

"I want to abolish you, and you still have to wait here on such a hot day." Shinhachio turned his head to Yinshi and said.

"What did you say?! Believe it or not, I'm going to make your two loaves invisible?! As he spoke, Yinshi and Shinbachi clashed.

On the side, Zongwu and Fourteen had already pinched each other, and Jiang Cheng was still adding oil and vinegar on the side, "It's okay to cut off the bangs, why do you put it on your neck every time?" Your sword skills are really not good, Okita-kun. ”

In short, just like that, you pushed me, and the small brawl turned into a big brawl, and everyone except Kondo got involved.

"I said you guys stopped, don't fight." Kondo, who had become an idler, persuaded on the side, "It's too hot, so everyone is in a bad mood, right?" Yo Xi, then take a break. ”

However, the crowd still did not stop the big brawl, but several different voices came out of the melee......

Jiang Cheng: "Shut up, gorilla! ”

Yinshi: "Shut up, your men are defeated!" ”

Miao: "Shut up, butt hair!" ”

Kagura: "Shut up, big wooden fish!" ”

Fourteen: "Shut up, miso bread!" ”

Sogo: "Shut up, gorilla! ”

Jiang Cheng: "I've already said it! ”

Sogo: "Oh, then shut up, chimpanzee. ”

Kondo's face became darker and darker, and finally tears burst out, "It's all the fault that the weather is too hot, and everything is to blame for the bad weather~ In this way, I'll go buy something icy, so that everyone can calm down a little." ”

Jiang Cheng: "Ice Coke!" ”

Kagura: "Red bean shaved ice!" ”

Gintoki: "Just have a parfait!" ”

Miao: "Häagen-Dazs! ”

"The more expensive, the better!" ”

Fourteen: "A big bowl of beef rice bowl with mayonnaise, and a 500ml large bottle of drink!" ”

Shin Hachi: "I want tea!" ”

"Okay, I'll buy it back right away, you guys give me a good look." Kondo said and turned to leave, while muttering, "I really can't do anything about this group of guys." But as soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of [Dididi] coming from under his feet, and then a huge explosion sounded.

Everyone also stopped fighting and looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground in the bomb crater.

"Ahh Ah Miao covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised.

"It must be because it's hot." Kagura said with a wave of his hand.

"So it exploded," Fourteen continued.

"How could it be that he stepped on a mine that he had planted?" Yinshi said loudly, "I don't know where I'm buried and walking around, what an idiot." ”

After saying that, everyone laughed at the same time.

"Huh? Wait a minute," Shinhachio reacted first, "Could it be that no one remembers where the mines are buried?" ”

At this time, everyone finally reacted.

"Oh no, the old man who delivers the newspaper tomorrow will step on it." Ah Miao said out loud.

"Don't worry! Isn't this just a wall? Jiang Cheng patted the wall behind him as he spoke, jumped up and stood on the wall, and at the same time Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [Di Di Di] under his feet......

Jiang Cheng Po Street......

"Why, why are there mines on the fence?" Jiang Cheng got up and asked intermittently.

"Didn't you say that every place is not spared, Aru?" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"Is it all your fault?!" Shinhachi shouted, "Wait a minute, so this area is ...... now" Shinhachi said and looked at the entire courtyard, "Are all mines planted?!" ”

But at this moment, a man's laughter came from the roof, "Hahahahaha......"

"That guy, that guy is ......," Shinhachi said in disbelief.

At this moment, a man who covered his face with a bright red crotch cloth and wore only a pair of shorts jumped onto the main house. But before he could speak, he heard the sound of [Dididi], followed by a loud explosion.

"That...... Are there mines on the roof too? Shinhachi asked with a black line on his face.

"Well, because [every place can't be spared] Aru." Kagura nodded and said.

"Hey! In this way, our house was blown up to the sky first! Shinhachi shouted.

"A small sacrifice is inevitable, and, rest assured, the orangutan will bear the compensation." Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and said.

"Even so......" Shinhachi chirped, "Ah, now isn't the time to say this!" How's that lingerie thief?! Anyone going to check it out? I don't think there's any sound anymore. ”

"It's all bombs, how can anyone be stupid enough to look at it?" Jiang Cheng said with a laugh.

"Who's to blame! Who is to blame for all this! Shinhachi snorted angrily.

"Don't worry, I just called the police, and it is said that I will ask the director and deputy head of the Shinsengumi who are patrolling outside to come and clear the mines." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, these two people are here now!" Shinhachi roared again.

"Huh? Really. Jiang Cheng was surprised.

"Hey! Is it really good to pretend to be surprised?! ”

"Hahaha, this difficulty is far from ......" The voice of the perverted underwear thief just sounded, but it was only a step forward, and the voice of [Dididi] sounded again......

"Hey, I don't even have eyes! This is the first time this has been! That's too miserable, isn't it? I'm sick all over my body! Shinhachi covered his eyes and said.

"I'm not going to give up...... These alone will not defeat me! At last, the man stood up again, and the man who had been mine by mine was finally a few last steps away from reaching the eaves.

"Stop! If you continue like this, you'll ...... Dead! Yinshi shouted.

"Perverts, scoundrels, perverts, paranoiac people across the country...... Still waiting for me to go back...... They...... sound...... Ing...... Give me strength......" said the lingerie thief staggering forward again.

[Dididi] ......

Rumble......

"Well, it looks like it's really over...... "Shinhachi couldn't help but say.

"Ah, it's really over."

"It's over."

Everyone said babblingly.

"So, what do we do?" Shin Hachio asked again.

"yes, what should I do?"

"What is it said, what should I do?"

"It's really nerve-wracking, what should I do?"

Everyone said babbling again.

"Don't worry, isn't there an orangutan demining machine?" Jiang Cheng pointed to Kondo, who was still lying in the pit, and said.

"Really! I didn't expect there to be an orangutan demining machine here, Jiang Chengsang's eyes are so good. Ah Miao praised.

"Well, please, orangutan!"

……

That night, the screams and incessant explosions of an orangutan were heard throughout Edo......

……

Yoshiwara.

"That, Yueyue, your pants seem to have been misplaced by me and put them in Jiang Chengsang's room......" Rilun suddenly said as if he had thought of something, "I originally wanted to find Jiang Chengsang's dirty clothes to wash together, but I forgot where your pants were......"

Yueyong: "......"

Harita: "......"