Chapter 51: Surprise! The natural volume of silver hair turned out to be machismo! (Huh?) Why do I say too? )
Dusk, in the house of everything.
Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, and Shin Hachio sat on the sofa, and on the sofa opposite sat the little ape with the colorful silver time on his face and the little ape holding the teacup back to his original outfit.
Except for the little ape who was holding a teacup and drinking tea, none of the others made any sound.
[This man has been captured by me and has taken me as his own!] What a stupid creature like a man! The little ape looked at the silver on the side, and thought to himself, [But what is the matter with this excitement that appears in my heart from time to time?!] 】
But the next moment, the little ape felt that the mobile phone in his arms vibrate, and instantly spit out the tea in his mouth, and ran out with one hand covering his stomach and the other covering his mouth, and said to the one he had just said, "I'm back. Kagura passed by.
"Gin-chan, Masaka!" Kagura was shocked.
However, the four people in the seat did not speak, Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, and Xin Bachiao still looked at Yin Shi opposite with disdain. It's just that the contempt seems to be stronger......
"How is that possible!" Yinshi finally couldn't help it, "And why do you look at me with that kind of contempt?!" Feed! Jiang Cheng, why are you secretly sticking out your thumb?! ”
"Yinshi, this time, I can't help you." Jiang Cheng sighed and stood up, "I've decided!" I'll show up at the wedding as your father! Do not worry! Saying that, Jiang Cheng didn't know when he changed into a formal suit (a black kimono)
"Yin-san, we will also attend the wedding, please don't worry." I don't know when I also changed into a formal suit.
"Then I'...... too," Kagura was interrupted by Gintoki before she could finish speaking.
"You don't need to! Just send it as a bride price! Yinshi shouted, and at the same time looked at Yue Yong on the side, "Isn't there a woman here?" Isn't it okay to just ask her no?! Even if you do do something, you can't hit it all the time! Absolutely impossible! ”
"That...... Isn't this kind of routine common in TV dramas? Yue Yong replied.
Hearing this, Gintoki's face darkened even more......
……
At the entrance of the door, the little ape took out the phone and pressed the answer button.
"Moximoxi, I'm a little ape."
"Hello, Aftermath." A man's voice came.
"Are you?!"
"I was so lucky to meet last night, I was so happy to hear your voice, I seem to like you, the beautiful aftermath house..."The mouse, that is, the target of the little ape's mission last night: Nezu Sanya's voice sounded again, "From your companion who sneaked into my house, I asked for your mobile phone number, I really want to see you again, will you come?" Even if the stars change, the importance of companions will not change, right? ”
"That's it, wait for you..."After speaking, Nezu Sanya hung up the phone.
Nezu Sanya, a usury rat-headed humanoid celestial, is the target of the little ape's action this time, last night the little ape and his companions infiltrated the house of the three houses of Nezu, but the mission failed, and the little ape accidentally fell into Yinshi's house in the process of escaping, which is why today's series of events happened.
After learning that his companion had been captured, the little ape put his phone in his pocket, and now, the little ape wanted to do nothing more than rush over to save those companions.
But at this moment, Yinshi's voice suddenly came.
"Hey, I've made up my mind, I'm a man too!" Yinshi appeared behind the little ape in a formal suit and said, "Although I don't remember, I can't pretend to be stupid when I do that kind of thing!" If I can do this, please accept me! ”
"Well, yes, Yinshi, that's what a man does!" Jiang Cheng spoke up behind Yinshi.
"Not bad, Gin-san." Shinhachi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.
"Hmph, a little bit of a man." Yue Yong spat out a puff of cigarette and said.
"Really?" The little ape walked towards Silver, "Then come with me." As he spoke, the little ape grabbed Ginshi's arm.
"Wedding? I don't have much money ......."
However, as soon as Yinshi finished speaking, he was dragged out by the little ape.
"It hurts, wait! It's the first time for people, you should be gentle......"
……
"Then, then first of all, we have to clean up this house, after all, it has to be used as a wedding room, Xinbachi, let's tidy it up together!" Jiang Cheng said energetically to the new eight chirps on the side.
"Hey, if the teacher knew about this moment, he would definitely be very moved." Jiang Cheng said while cleaning up, and he couldn't stop the tears of emotion.
But just then, Kagura's voice sounded.
"Shin Hachi, you all come and see..."
Hearing this, Jiang Chengyue and Xin Bachio came over at the same time.
"What's wrong? Kagura-chan. Shinhachiki asked Kagura, who was in Gintoki's room.
"Look at that," Kagura said, pointing to the ceiling.
The three of them raised their heads in order, and then they saw a hole in the ceiling with a diameter of more than 50 centimeters, from which they could clearly see the sky.
"When did this hole come out?" Shinhachi wondered.
"Little ape, it's not like Aru, the goddess who fell from the sky." Kagura replied.
New Hachi: "......"
Jiang Cheng: "......"
Yueyong: "......"
"That, Yinsang, are you okay?" Shinhachi turned his head and asked with some uncertainty,
"I don't know, don't ask me, I'm going home for dinner." Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to slip away as he spoke.
"I'm going home for dinner too, goodbye." Yue Yong also turned around and prepared to leave.
"Hey! Isn't it just the two of you who got things to this point?! Are you going to slip away now?! Shinhachi shouted.
"Say what? Xinbachijun, it is clear that you are the most ruthless scolding Yinshi, it is because of you that Yinshi's conscience found out, which caused the incident to reach this point. Jiang Cheng retorted, but then the tone changed, "Well, let's treat today's incident as if nothing happened, and I will invite you two to eat barbecue." ”
"Huh?! Are you sure?! Kagura instantly replied, "Is it really barbecue?!" ”
"Well, let's go!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and left, and Kagura and Shinhachio followed.
"Barbecue, I haven't eaten it for a long time~" Shin Hachio sighed.
"Then, let's have a good meal today! Forget all the unpleasant things! Jiang Cheng said.
"Oh~!" ×2
"That, I won't go, Baihua still has a lot of things." Yueyong said, "Besides, you have to don't let this idiot drink anything other than Chinese baijiu." After speaking, Yue Yong turned around and left.
Just as the three of them happily set off to eat barbecue, Yinshi on the other side was suffering......
"First, go see my father." The little ape crawled as he spoke.
At this time, Gintoki and the little ape were using their tools to climb a high wall. It is said to be a tool, but in fact, it is a metal claw like a Wolverine's claw on the hand, and climbs up by grabbing cracks in the outside of the wall.
"Say hello, huh? I'm not going to object to going anywhere now...", Gintoki replied, climbing up the ladder at the same time, "but why do you have to flip through such a thing?" ”
"I'm a deep boudoir lady who doesn't leave home, and the threshold is very strict." The little ape replied.
"This [boudoir] is indeed very ......deep," he looked at his feet, and then Yinshi continued, "So, is your father a very fierce man?" What kind of person is it? ”
"Lack of virtue and usury with long hair and buckteeth." The little ape replied.
"I said you, are you still in the period of rebellion to despise your father as dirtier than his trousers?" Yinshi paused and looked at the little ape on the side and continued, "There will always be a period of time when girls are like this, but you can also recall that the object of your first love is your father, right?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the little ape pierced Yinshi's head with a paw, and immediately, blood flowed all over his face. But then, the ape continued to climb upwards.
"I said you, you have to pay attention to these behaviors after the newlywed life......" Yinshi also followed, and at the same time his mouth did not stop, "I am very macho!" ”
"Be quiet." The little ape reminded and stopped again, at this time, the two were only a few meters away from the top of the wall, but at the top of the two, there was a samurai looking east and west.
"Who's that?" Gintoki asked.
"The next person in the family, Nakamura. I came home too late, so I'm on patrol. The little ape replied.
"Speaking of which, I like the kind of bondage that binds people, and if I get married, I will definitely tie my wife to the house!" Yinshi couldn't help but say again.
"Huh? Tied at home? The little ape's heart trembled, [Why did my heart start throbbing again~ Tie me, tie me up, tie me up! 】
But in the end, the little ape still broke free from the fantasy, and looked at Yinshi with a shy face, "Tied at home... Did you mean tie me up? ”
"Of course," Gintoki replied without thinking, "don't tell me that you can't refuse an invitation from a female friend, and it's absolutely forbidden to go out to socialize." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that the samurai above looked at him, "It's not good, Nakamura found out......"
But in an instant, the little ape had already rushed forward, and at the same time knocked down [Nakamura] with one kick.
However, at this time, several samurai with swords in the courtyard also discovered the little ape......
"What's that?!"
"It's the aftermath! The Aftermath House has sneaked in! ”
However, at this time, Gintoki had just climbed to the top of the wall, and looked at [Nakamura] who had been solved by the little ape on the side and shouted, "Nakamura-san! As he spoke, he looked at the little ape on the side, "You're too heavy!" Nakamura-san is just doing his job! ”
Gintoki finally stood on the wall, but at this time, Gintoki noticed a group of samurai rushing towards him, "Why do you seem to be rushing over a bunch of people!" And what is it this time?! ”
"It's [Nakamura B] [Nakamura C] [Nakamura D]..."The little ape replied.
"Why are all Nakamura!"
"Father's son-in-law test has begun, let's work together."
"Huh? Nani? Before Yinshi could finish speaking, he was pushed down from behind by the little ape......