"Huh?"

Jiang Cheng glanced at the twisted and pinched Xinbachi, and didn't know what to say, but he thought that he was also the most normal adult around Xinbachi, and finally put down the gamepad with a light sigh.

"So, did you ask me for advice because you were going on a date?"

Jiang Cheng invited Shin Hachiao to sit down, turned around and took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, one can was handed to Shin Hachiao, and the other can opened it by himself and took a sip and asked at the same time.

"Ah...... Tentatively...... That's ......."

Xin Bachi's twisted expression looked at Jiang Cheng with a chill.

"Hey, I'm sixteen years old, it's my first date or something, is it necessary to be so nervous?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"It's the first time, that's why I'm nervous!" Shinhachi retorted loudly with a blushing face, and then added in a low voice, "And I don't know if this situation counts as a date......

"Hey, so, do you want me to help you plan?" Jiang Cheng then asked.

"Uh...... I've always heard Yinsang say that you're popular with girls or something...... So I'd like to hear your opinion......" Shinhachi said with courage.

"Actually, I don't have much experience anymore, things like dating or something," Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, and then said, "After all, we have already been on the battlefield when we were your age, but I have to say that the times are really different~"

"Huh? At the age of sixteen, he went to war?!! Is it so early?! Shinhachi was shocked, "So that dead fisheye natural roll also went to the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!" ”

"Almost...... Jiang Cheng paused and continued, "Let's get down to business, since it's your first date, then as your elder, you have the obligation to help you plan well!" Let's talk about the specifics! ”

"Actually, I don't know if this counts as a date ......," said Shin Bachi, who took out a crumpled letter and carefully handed it to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng opened it and took a look, good guy!

[As a thank you gift for rescuing me last time, I picked something that I thought was suitable for the new Hachi-kun and sent it over. It's not a good thing, but I'd be very happy if you could wear it! If you can, I very much hope to see you again and thank you in person, if you don't dislike it, please contact me~ I'll wait for your call~ - Xiao Semi]

After seeing the signature, Jiang Cheng directly squirted out a mouthful of Coke.

"I'm also struggling with whether this counts as a date or not, and even if this is a date, can I really go?" Shinhachi lowered his head and chattered, "I'm the captain of the temple gate guard......

"Hey, calm down, Xinbachi-kun," Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time glanced at the cat ears that Xinbachio didn't know when he put them on, "If you want to go, you can go." ”

"Hey! I... I... I didn't want to... Go... Go on that kind of date! Shin Hachio raised his head and hurriedly waved his hand to deny.

Looking at Xin Bachi's flushed face, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while.

"Hey, if you don't want to go to the one you're wearing on your head?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

"This ...... This..."Before he could find a reason, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"I don't know what you're afraid of, or what's scary about this kind of thing, can't you just be bold?" Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and continued, "Afraid of falling out of love? Or are you afraid that the other person just wants to express gratitude? Actually, it doesn't matter! What matters is whether you are standing up or not! As long as you want to [stand] up, then you should be brave......"

Before he could finish the last sentence, two kunai flew from outside the door in an instant, right in Jiang Cheng's head.

"Hey! Why is it that what I said in the front is very good, but the back has changed its taste! What does it mean to "stand up"! Do you think I'm like that stalker gorilla who goes into heat every day?! Xin Ba chirped loudly and complained.

"Ignore this idiot," Yue Yong's voice came, "this guy's brain has never been normal. ”

"I just think that the new Hachi-kun has also reached the age when he should [stand] up, and wants to pierce the new world......" Jiang Cheng plucked the kunai from his head as he got up and explained.

"Hey! What a metaphor that is! What is it called piercing to the new world! Shinhachi shouted.

"Huh? Don't like the adjective piercing? Then it's better to use [poke]..."

Jiang Cheng still didn't finish speaking, and was kicked away by Yue Yong again.

"You don't get any useful advice here this idiot," Yue Yong said, taking out a bucket of lube, "Anyway, remember to bring this with you." ”

"It doesn't make a difference!" Shinhachi complained, "It's just a date!" Just a date! You don't need anything like that! ”

"What are you talking about," Jiang Cheng got up and said again, "Isn't dating just two young people of the opposite sex finding a dark movie theater to watch a dark movie, doing some such and such things in a dark environment, and after watching the movie, two people find a dark hotel......

"It's all pitch black!" Shin Hachio is about to be driven crazy, "The date should be pink!" Why are you all in the dark! And what do you want to do! It's too early, isn't it? ”

"I think this idiot has a point." Yueyong interjected.

"It's still the moon and the moon, isn't the purpose of dating just to be able to do such and such things?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically, "Moreover, it's not that there is no pink, you may be able to see it when you turn on the light, that touch of pink... Not! ”

Jiang Cheng's head was directly pressed to the floor by the angry new eight chirps.

"Is that how you want this work to be cut in half? You mean to say that part! What the hell do you want to talk about that part! Shinhachi shouted with a glare in his eyes, his eyes bloodshot.

"I just want to say that the teddy bear is pink...... Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "The teddy bear I bought is pink!" ”

"The devil believes it! I never said there were teddy bears! ”

"Well, calm down," Jiang Cheng comforted, "Anyway, bring these balloons, just in case." ”

As he spoke, Jiang Chengcheng stuffed something into Xin Bachiao's pocket.

Xin Bachiao threw the things that Jiang Cheng put in his pocket directly on the ground, "You don't need this kind of thing anyway!" It's not the kind of date you say it is! ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, Shinhachi was stunned, because it was really a few balloons......

"I was just thinking about blowing up a few balloons, maybe she'll like it," Jiang Cheng said as he picked up the balloon that had been thrown on the ground, "and didn't you say you wanted pink?" Are these pink balloons bad? ”

"Ah...... Intimate Marseille ......"

"Huh? What humility do you say to me? Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "You wouldn't have thought of any crooked ideas, would you?" That's not going to work, Shinbachi-kun. ”

"No, no, absolutely not!" Shinhachi's head shook like a rattle, "I'm just afraid that the balloon explosion will scare her!" That's it! ”

"Forget it, that's all there is to say," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "In short, you can pack up your appearance and go directly, a little girl at this age has no resistance to the sweet words of boys." ”

"Bring this with you." Yue Yong said, pointing to two barrels of lubricating fluid.

"No...... Forget it......" Shinhachi walked out with his head down.

……

After coming out of Yoshihara, Shinhachio walked aimlessly on the street.

"I found the person who was most likely to help me, but I still didn't have any useful advice," Shinhachi muttered quietly.

But just after muttering, Shinhachi raised his head and found that he didn't know when he had walked to an online tea room.

"Why don't you ask for help online?" Shin Hachio had a flash of inspiration and stepped in at the same time.

……

Shin Yachio turned on the computer, gave himself the name of "Tram Samurai" in the forum, and then began to speak.

[Tram Samurai]: I rescued a girl from a sexy uncle on the train, and she said she wanted to see me again and thank me in person, is this a date? Also, What is dating really like? ———— xxxx year x month x day x o'clock x minutes

Instead of those idiots around me, it's better to ask for help from people I don't know, although I don't know how to use machines, but I can't help it, so I can hear the opinions of all kinds of people! Xin Bachiao couldn't help but praise his cleverness.

Ding dong.

Just when Xin Hachio had just finished thinking about it, the computer showed that he had received a reply.

[Fruit Binji Samurai]: Tram samurai, this is not a place to talk about love, but a place for samurai to shout their faith in their hearts! Thou hast strayed so far from me, let me depart at once!" ———— xxxx year x month x day x o'clock x minutes

"Ah, I'm so angry, this man," Shinhachi muttered to himself, "it's called Fruit Punch..."

[Tram Samurai]: I'm sorry, Fruit Binji Samurai-san, I'm actually not good at these things, but I'm really distressed right now, can you help me? Fruit Binji Samurai-san?

———— xxxx year x month x day x o'clock x minutes

【Fruit Binji Samurai】: It's not a fruit Binji Samurai, it's Katsura!!

———— xxxx year x month x day x o'clock x minutes

"Then you still have a fart screen name!" Shinhachi roared, even startling the people around him who were surfing the Internet.

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku......

Why are you so hostile! Fruit Punch Warrior! This guy is so annoying, I really want to drag him out of the screen and beat him up! Shin Hachio complained frantically in his heart.

But at this moment, the new Hachio received a new walk.

[Abolition Angel Chai Samurai]: Don't be so excessive, as long as you are a samurai, you can speak freely in this BBS, by the way, everyone calls me sword-wielding Xiao Xi Shi ~ is a beautiful and lustful frivolous female swordsman ~

It's a girl! This person might be able to listen to me...... Shinhachi began to tap on the keyboard as he thought so......

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Today's chapter.,I'm really sorry.,When I got off work, my stomach hurt so much that I couldn't stand it.,I couldn't even drive the car.,It's still my girlfriend who went to the unit to pick me up...... (Maybe the weather was too cold, took two breaths...) ）

I rested at home until more than eight o'clock, and then I endured the code for a while......

Make up for the weekends owed...... In addition, the contract was sent out today, and if there is an investment opportunity, you can click a little......

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