[Tram Samurai]: Waste Angel Chai Samurai, I have never had a girlfriend in 16 years, what a waste wood boy, I don't know how to date a girl, can you teach me? What should I do? I'd love to hear from the girls.

On the other end of the screen, a pair of hands that look like they have been scrapped to the point of their hands are speeding and typing.

[Fallen Angel Chai Warrior]: What a cute boy, yes, let my sister teach you by hand.

After clicking send, the owner of the pair of scrap wood hands finally couldn't help laughing: "Poofhahaha, is this guy stupid?" Do you really think I'm a girl? Puff ha..."

"Hey! Hurry up and settle accounts for me! The customer in front of Madao scolded.

……

Just when Xin Bachiao had just finished reading the last message and didn't have time to reply, Madao sent another message...

[Fallen Angel Chai Warrior]: Do you want to meet in reality next time?

"Uh, what's the matter, I suddenly feel that this person makes people feel very uncomfortable..."Shinhachi couldn't help but feel a chill.

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Where do you meet?

"Why did this fruit Hamaji Takeshi bite me and let it go?!" Shinhachio couldn't help but complain loudly, "Didn't you say that you can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!! ”

[Fallen Angel Chai Warrior]: Obviously lying to him, you are stupid! The soul is faint, you go to see the XX website for the rest of your life!

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku... Give me seppuku......

"What the hell are these people doing?" The corners of Shin Hachi's eyes twitched, but when he looked closely, he suddenly noticed a difference, "Ahhhhh......h It turns out that this one is not [Fruit Binji Samurai], but [Fruit Bintai Samurai]! ”

On the other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account is frantically swiping the screen on the keyboard with his orangutan paws......

……

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: What are you?! How dare you use a name similar to mine, rude fellow!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Don't get confused! Change my name now!

Looking at the two who started arguing and couldn't see the end, Shin Hachiao couldn't help but complain again, "Enough! How can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?! ”

Xin Bachiao finally got a little tired, and lay down on his back, sighing lightly, "Sure enough, in this era of only caring about myself, how can anyone care about my little trouble~"

Just as the new eight was thinking wildly, the computer's message sounded again.

[Silver Samurai]: Tram Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicking about?

Shin Hachio was shocked to see this screen name, "[Silver Samurai]...... No way!! ”

[Silver Samurai]: Afraid of failing on a date? Afraid of being dumped? So worried about being hurt? You idiot!

"Ginsan! Why...... Why do you know...... "Shinhachi stood up in disbelief and looked around him, "Could it be here?" ”

[Silver Samurai]: There are two things that people fear, and that is death and shame! I don't think it's stupid to be a guy who isn't afraid of death, but I'm never going to laugh at someone who's not afraid of being ashamed! I love these kinds of! Let it go! Tram Samurai! Don't be afraid of being ashamed! Tram Samurai! Even if you lose someone, you will be strong at the same time! Let's go! Tram Samurai!

Seeing this, Shin Hachio finally mustered up the courage to walk out, but he didn't notice that there were some messages behind the [Silver Hair Samurai]......

[Silver Samurai]: By the way, I am known as Yinsang, and I used this trick to deceive my girlfriend, you idiot~ She is doing the afterhouse, wears glasses, has a super first-class figure, and is really super cute~ Lie next to me now~ You idiot~ (Jiumi)

Shin Hachio will never know that the text he saw was typed out by a pair of pig's trotters......

[FPS Home Squatting Wood Samurai]: To add, it's just a sow upstairs.

[Silver Samurai]: Who's the sow? You bastard! The sow is something that only the silver mulberry can call!

[FPS Home Squatting Wood Samurai]: What is this? Dedicated to pigs?

[Silver Samurai]: Huh? Special...... Are you saying I'm the special meat of the silver mulberry [beep-]? Ah, why, why I'm excited!

[FPS Home Squatting Wood Samurai]: No, no one says that......

[Silver Samurai]: I can't imagine that I can meet someone who understands me so well on this network, you're not bad!

[FPS Home Squatting Wood Samurai]: Not bad, you're big! No one said that, did they!

[Silver Samurai] :p s: Finally, if the person who saw the message did not send the message [Ginsang and the little ape are dating] 10,000 times within three days, it would be solved by the little ape, the aftermath, at twelve o'clock on the night of the fourth day. This is true~ PS of PS: My friend actually disappeared after reading this message~

[FPS Home Squatting Wood Samurai]: A real sow! PS: If you don't come to Yoshiwara XX store and spend 1 million yen, you will be disposed of by Yoshiwara's [Baihua] two days later, and then wake up on the third day to find that you will be turning into a soft natural roll on both the top and bottom. PS PS: This one is true! I have a friend who didn't come to consume it, and even his hair and even his personality turned into a natural curl that was soft and floppy......

A certain orangutan and a certain wig who saw these two messages were as if they had been struck by lightning......

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: I said, did you see the fruit Binji Samurai?! If you see it, can you cooperate with me, one person goes to Yoshiwara, and the other person goes to forward it 10,000 times!

【Fruit Punch】: Okay! We need to talk about it! Let's meet! At one o'clock in the afternoon, I'll be waiting for you in front of the Ieyasu statue!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: I see! Then I'll have fruit punch in my left hand! Fruit Binji Samurai: Please be sure to hold the fruit binji in your right hand!

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: Understood!

……

"Hey, Yueyue, I'm going to go out~" Jiang Cheng walked to the door of the half-hidden Yueyong's room and shouted inside.

However, after not getting a reply for a long time, Jiang Cheng poked his head in curiously, only to see Yue Yong carefully tapping something on a laptop.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Ahh Yue Yong didn't expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, and couldn't help but be startled, "It's nothing, I'm just trying to find a way to pull some guests for those wandering girls who can't attract guests, but I'm not very proficient in this......"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, "What about a good way, use the Internet to attract guests~"

"By the way, what did you just say?" Yue Yong asked.

"It's nothing, it's just a trip~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I want to say hello to you when I see your door open." ”

"That's right, but it's best not to make any more amnesia episodes this time."

Seeing Yue Yong's slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly patted his chest and promised, "No, no!" Absolutely not! ”

……

"Hey, does that kid want to go to war?" Gintoki looked at Shinhachi, who was wearing the uniform of the temple gate guards and holding a wooden knife not far away, and continued, "There is an unusual aura around you..."

"I see, no wonder Shin-chan's behavior has been a little strange lately~"

"According to the time stated in the letter, that girl is almost in Aru!" Kagura said as she pulled out a letter that she had secretly stolen from Shinyachi.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng had just finished buying the game, but when he found silver on the side of the road, Kagura and Ah Miao were the three.

"Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" Ah Miao turned her head and greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile.

"Hachio wants to leave the silver sauce behind and walk up the ladder of adulthood alone." Kagura summed it up very well.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all, but when he looked into the distance, he saw the new eight chirps with cat ears, and instantly understood, "So that's the case~ What is the matter with the three of you dating the new eight chirps here?" ”

"That's it, let's not be a light bulb here," he said, turning around and preparing to leave, "Let's let this kid treat us to something good, I'll just need three cups of strawberry parfait..."

"Then I'll want Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavored Aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"What a flavor is that?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain, "What else is [this kid's treat]!" I said I was going to have a treat! Can you not just make such a simple decision! ”

"Then cod cheese otte mushroom soda sandwich natto flavor, I can barely Aru!" Kagura said again.

"What a strange taste! And that's not the point! Jiang Cheng really convinced the girl in front of him, "Don't think about entertaining or anything recently, after the last amnesia, my activity funds have been deducted to a limit, no, I just bought this game "Counter-Terrorism Survival Jedi Elite Lonely Island Half-Life Battle in the Dawn of the Future" There is no money..."

"The name of your game is similar to the strange flavors that Kagura said!" Yinshi complained.

"This may be the heir of our Shimura family, his mother, I have to verify it with my own eyes." Ah Miao said with her hands clasped.

"You're too far away, you'll become a woman like three aunts and six women like this." Yinshi waved his hand and said.

"What if the kid has the word [健] in his name? Wouldn't that give birth to a great comedian?! Miao retorted.

PS: There is an artist in Japan named Ken Shimura.

PS PS: Miao's father's name, Ken Shimura, is a spoof of this artist.

PS PS PS: You probably know, but I just want to add a PS. You have the ability to beat me~

"How can there be a girl with the word [Jian] in her name!" Gintoki retorted loudly.