Chapter Seventy-Four: Meddling in Other People's Dating Matters... Seems to be quite fun. (Jiang Cheng: Fun your uncle!) )
But at that moment, Kagura shouted pointing into the distance.
"Ah, isn't that girl!"
instantly attracted the attention of Jiang Chengyin and Ah Miao.
Short blue hair, cat ears, white silk, this is Jiang Cheng's first impression of this girl.
"Is there something stimulated by the new Hachiao? Isn't he used to seeing this kind of cat ear? I mean the ...... downstairs in your house," Jiang Cheng muttered.
But before Yinshi could answer, Ah Miao couldn't help but take a sip, "Wait!" What kind of play is that! Isn't that a cat's ear?! I hadn't heard of that! ”
"Is this what love is called beyond the astral plane? The new eight chirps have really grown~" Yinshi replied.
"What a joke! I hate cats the most! I'm a 100% dog lover! With that, Ah Miao was about to rush out to stop it.
"Wait a minute, there's no difference between a dog and a cat, and maybe it's dog ears." Yinshi took Ah Miao's hand and stopped.
"Not even a dog! Marry a dog and enter the door, then the heir of our Shimura family will not become a dog! Ah Miao turned her head and retorted loudly.
"You're too strong-worded, aren't you? You can't do it if you want to subvert the concept of genetic factors! ”
"Hey, you two are quieter...... Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say loudly, "You're thinking too far, it's just an appointment, it's just to let the new Bachijun step into the adult world, and besides, this is not the Gintama crew, don't worry about the PTA, don't worry." ”
"Don't worry! Even if it's not a Gintama crew, don't worry, PTA can't step into the adult ladder with that cat! This will become a black spot in our Shimura family! A black spot that can't be washed off for a lifetime! Ah Miao said angrily.
"I mean, you just can't let go of your brother! Originally, I thought it was Shin Hachio who relied on you too much, but it seems that it's the opposite! You're the younger brother! Yinshi roared.
"Who do you say is the younger brother! A super popular woman like me doesn't have time to control anyone! ”
"Then you're the dog!"
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On the other side, after the statue of Ieyasu.
Two samurai with fruit binji in their right hand and a monk hat stood side by side.
Finally, the orangutan with the hat couldn't help but say to the person next to him, "Well, are you a fruit punch warrior?" ”
"Huh?"
"What the hell, it's right next to it!"
"Because you were told to have fruit punch in your left hand, but now you're holding it in your right hand," Katsura explained.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I thought it was the left side of the person who was looking at it." Kondo smiled embarrassedly.
"No, it's really rude on the computer forum," Katsura said, taking off his hat, "I'm the fruit punch samurai." ”
"But this time it's really a big deal, I can't help but retweet it 10,000 times, and I have to go to the designated Yoshiwara store to spend 1 million yen, ah, I'm the fruit ......," Kondo said and took off his hat.
"Huh?" ×2
"Ah————!!!h ×2
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"Guest, your lemon tea, please enjoy it slowly~" The waiter lady put the tea in front of Xiao Semide.
Not far away, Jiang Cheng and the four of them were sitting at another table, and the four of them were wearing sunglasses and holding newspapers and magazines, secretly observing the new eight chirps and Xiao Semi sitting at a table.
"But I say, isn't it ...... for us to go to a place like this," Gintoki whispered, "It's rude to meddle in other people's romances." ”
Kagura / Amyu: "Gin-chan, shut up Aru!" /You shut up! ”
Miao/Kagura: "This is a question about the heir of our Shimura family!" / Do you want to get rid of one less errand runner?! ”
"What a noise! Can you two not talk together! Yinshi roared.
"Hey, it's okay, right?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sigh and continued, "But it has nothing to do with me, right?" Why am I being dragged here to do something that doesn't make any sense? ”
"Shut up! It has the most to do with you! Yinshi shouted, "Shinhachio went to you for advice!" You must have said some inconsequential nonsense! ”
"Huh? Why would you..."Before the two words could be spoken, Jiang Chengcheng felt that Ah Miao on the side burst out with a very strong murderous aura, Jiang Cheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Actually, I didn't say anything, do you believe it?" ”
"I believe you're big! You're only a little bit better than a wig! Gintoki retorted, "Besides, when I heard Shinhachi's amnesia chapter, you seemed to say something terrible in front of the Yuno anchor......"
"Huh? Is there such a thing? I don't remember, because I had amnesia. As he spoke, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed.
"Is this excuse so useful? Don't you need me to make you permanently amnesiac! You soulless! Yinshi said indignantly.
When looking at Yin, who was gearing up, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva unconsciously, but suddenly thought of something, took his hand out of his arms, and took out a signature of the anchor Yuno.
"Is this okay?" Jiang Cheng handed the signature to Yinshi.
"I forgive you!" As he spoke, Gintoki put the signature in his arms, not in the kimono, but in the innermost layer of clothing.
"Hey! You're too easy to get satisfied! Kagura complained in a rare and serious way.
Jiang Cheng took a sip of coffee and just wanted to nod his head, when he heard Kagura-chan add again.
"At least I need the original underwear of the Yuno anchor to satisfy you, Aru!"
"Poof!" Jiang Cheng squirted out all the coffee.
"No, that's too exciting for me!" Yin Shi said righteously.
"Do you need to be so innocent?! It's very disgusting! Jiang Cheng complained loudly, "What do you mean by satisfaction?!" What to meet? It's so disgusting, I don't even want to complain, hey! If it weren't for the new eight chirps, I wouldn't want to play the role of this complaint! ”
Voiceover: Actually, you can leave it to me to do it......
"New Hachi-sang......" Seeing Shinbachi-sang drinking coffee with his eyes, Xiao Semi, who couldn't help but reminded softly, "That's the eyes~Shinhachi-san~"
"Huh?" Shin Hachio finally woke up from his fantasy, "Ah! Scald, hot, hot! ”
As he shouted, he threw the cup out, and the tea spilled right on his pants.
"Hey, the new eight chirps have a hand.,Deliberately sprinkle tea on your pants.,And then attract girls to wipe themselves.,At the same time, the two have some physical contact or something.,This is not what I taught him!" Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say loudly.
"As long as it's a skill that a hairy boy will naturally comprehend," Yinshi said and looked at Ah Miao on the side, "Look, Shinbachi-kun is already very good, and it's really very bad for us to hinder him here." ”
"Shut up!" Ah Miao's fierce eyes saw that Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi obediently closed their mouths at the same time.
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"Are you alright? What's wrong with you? Are there any burns? Xiao Semi squatted on the ground and carefully wiped Shinhachi's tea-soaked pants with a handkerchief.
"I didn't ...... It's okay......" Realizing his gaffe, Shinhachi hurriedly replied. That's weird! Shinhachi added in his heart, your scorching gaze has burned my entire soul! Soul light! Cat ears are so wicked! Why is there such a cute thing on such a cute girl, to a certain extent, this is a weapon!
Just when Shin Hachio began to think crankily again, Xiao Semi had already sat back in her seat.
"I've always wanted to thank you in person...... In fact...... People still want to ...... ...... with you"
Looking at the little color mi, who was squirming and pouring tea into his eyes while talking, Shinhachi reminded, "That's the eyes......"
"Huh?" Xiao Semi reacted, made a contrived appearance again, and squirmed, "What the hell am I doing, I'm sorry~ ...... I am"
As she spoke, Xiao Semi's tone changed, and she put on a very shy expression, "It's really strange~ I feel like the deer is bumping into my heart~ Hey~"
After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and put on a posture like a beckoning cat......
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Seeing this scene, Miao and Kagura frantically tore up the magazine in their hands at the same time.
"What are they doing here?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"It's just that I see a girl who is completely different from my own type and becomes jealous, don't worry about it." Gintoki replied.
"Who do you say is jealous!" As she spoke, Ah Miao slapped Yinshi's head on the table.
"I didn't ...... I said I'm jealous......" Yinshi got up and said, while Jiang Cheng handed Yinshi a box of napkins, probably afraid that blood would splash on his side for a while.
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"You put on the cat ears I gave you~" Xiao Semi said with some joy, "I'm so happy~ That's carefully selected by the Lun family~ The Lun family has always dreamed of walking on the street with the person they like wearing couple ears~"
After speaking, Xiao Semi finally realized something, and subconsciously covered her mouth, "I'm sorry~ The Lun family subconsciously said it...... Can you forgive the Lun family? ”
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Seeing this scene, Miu and Kagura went crazy again, smashing the table in front of them constantly.
"What the hell are you doing? Is it okay to stop in moderation? I said, did you listen...... Not! Before Yinshi could finish speaking, he was punched by Ah Miao.
"What's going on! What the hell is going on right now! I feel like that girl makes me super hot! What to do! What am I going to do! Ah Miao shouted as she pounded the silver.
Kagura, on the other hand, was clutching his chest frantically while shouting, "I feel like there's a black thing stuck in my heart, Aru!" Get rid of this black thing! ”
And Jiang Cheng saw what happened to Yinshi, and honestly didn't say anything, acting as a little transparent on the side, and was ready to escape at any time.
After seeing the two of them pounding the silver more vigorously, Jiang Chengcheng was ready to apply oil on the soles of his feet, but he was discovered by these two ferocious creatures just after moving 0.01 centimeter......
So, in addition to the silver time, Jiang Cheng, the unlucky guy who was hammered, was also added......