Chapter 45: [Perseverance] and [Momentum] Don't Work Everywhere!

"Huh?! Why?! Why it has to be called Yamazaki! And why it has to be virginity! Why are there such specific conditions! And why can you see virginity?! Yamazaki shouted.

"Shut up, Yamazaki, it's just a virgin, and the reader who takes up so many words will be angry, it's just a virgin." The total realization said.

"Huh?! Why say it twice! …… Wow! ”

As soon as Yamazaki's words came out, he was punched in the stomach by Gintoki, and he instantly fell to the ground and rolled his eyes.

"Now the spirit has been attached!" Gintoki explained loudly, "Next, just eliminate Yamazaki and Ling...... Flattening is fine. ”

"Bridge...... Bridge Bean Sack," Fourteen, who sat with his head bowed, spoke at this moment, "the ...... Is there a way not to destroy the chick spirit......"

Looking at the fourteenth who raised his head seriously, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but be a little confused for a while, but he still said blindly: "It's not that there is no ...... However, that moment had already exhausted our spiritual power. After speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at the three of Yinshi.

The three of them understood, and fell directly to the ground and began to convulse, spitting out a red unknown liquid. Even Jiang Cheng is the same.

"What's wrong! Guru! Kondo hurriedly spoke.

"Just now... I just said that the spirit is too powerful...... Jiang Cheng got up and rubbed his chest, raised his head and pretended to be weak, but secretly laughed evilly, and secretly thought [Sure enough, the Fanta I just bought came in handy! 】

"Unexpectedly...... To do this for us! Kondo's snot welled up with tears.

"That'...... Then let me do it! Fourteen stood up and said at the same time.

"You...... You're just a normal human! Jiang Cheng was surprised.

"All...... It's all my fault, so ...... I should bear all this sin! Fourteen's face was a little gloomy.

"Hmph, good momentum," Jiang Cheng said with a laugh, "That's ......"

……

Twilight.

"It's finally done, please ascend to heaven." Fourteen said to the countless small graves that he had erected in the courtyard.

In each small grave there is an empty bottle of mayonnaise, and there are small tombstones one by one, densely filled with words: [Ji Yilang], [Ji Erlang], [Ji Saburo], [Ji Shiro], [Ji Goro]...... And in front of each small grave there are three incense sticks......

"Hey, aren't we going too far?" Shinhachio asked in a low voice, "Will Hijikata-san never dare to eat mayonnaise again in the future!" ”

"What are you talking about, Hachi. We're here to help others," Yinshi replied casually, "Giving up mayonnaise is good for his body, and we're doing good deeds." Do you say, Kagura? ”

Gintoki turned his head only to see that Kagura had run to those graves at some point, and kept muttering "I'm sorry! [I won't eat egg rice bowl again] or something like that.

"Hey! We have a fool here who believes it! Shinhachio was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Fourteen came over and asked Jiang Cheng, "That...... Is this kind of okay? ”

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was communicating with Zongwu about some unknown things just now, and he didn't notice that Fourteen came over, so he couldn't help but be a little confused for a while, "Ah! OK! Important to your mood! For the sake of those little chicks! The feeling of wanting them to ascend to heaven! Do not worry! If you're serious, then you can feel it spiritually or whatever! ”

"In the mood?" Fourteen spit out a puff of smoke and slowly turned his head to look at the sunset in the distance, his eyes as complicated as he could.

Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Xinbachi, who were on the side, were secretly laughing and exploding.

"That...... What should the spirit of the woman in red do? Kondo spoke up at this time.

"The most troublesome thing has been solved, you can just use [perseverance] [momentum] or something to deal with that level." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Hey! [Perseverance] [Momentum] No, right! I can't think about it! You can't handle that kind of thing! Kondo shouted.

"Huh? Could it be that you are afraid? Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo and said, "As the world-famous director of the True Selection Group, you are afraid of the spirit of a woman in red?" Are you still a samurai?! ”

"That's right, we're samurai," Fourteen said, turning around, "Samurai shouldn't be afraid of that kind of ethereal thing, Master, I realize." ”

"The child can be taught," Jiang Cheng's face rose slightly, revealing a relieved expression.

"That ......," Kondo whispered into Fourteen's ear, "Fourteen, can you accompany me to the bathroom...... It's been almost a day......"

However, Jiang Cheng and the others also heard it......

Fourteen was just about to reprimand, when Kagura came over and said with a wicked smile, "It's really pitiful, do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?" ”

"How dare you fool the samurai!" Kondo was anxious when he heard this, but his attitude took a 180-degree turn, "Then please accompany me to the door of the toilet!" ”

"You really asked her!" Fourteen was not lightly angry.

"I can't help it, I've really held it for too long......" Kondo said with an innocent expression.

"Come on, let's go." With that, Kagura led Kondo to the toilet.

Looking at Kondo's back, Fourteen's face was full of black lines, "Please keep this matter secret!" Fourteen said to Jiang Cheng.

"Don't worry, I've seen this happen a lot." Jiang Cheng cheekily said, "We won't talk about this kind of thing." ”

"Does it really matter? It seems to be quite serious," Shinhachi said with a clenched voice, "Although we don't care about that level of spirit, you ordinary people ......."

"Who to underestimate?" Fourteen said disdainfully, "If you treat the other party as a 3D projection, there is no need to be afraid at all, after all, there is no entity." ”

"Huh? Hijikata-san, did you really see the woman in red? Sogo asked.

"I can't tell, but," Fourteen remembered last night's scene, "I really seemed to see something indescribable at that time." ”

"That's the attitude! It doesn't matter what that stuff is! Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

But at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a scream, it was Kondo......

Everyone reacted and hurriedly rushed to the toilet.

"What's going on?" Fourteen was the first to rush into the toilet and asked.

"Probably zipped up to skin Aru." Kagura replied.

"What a joke!" Fourteen kicked open the door as he spoke, only to see Kondo's head stuffed into the toilet, and the whole person was completely frightened......

Looking at Kondo, who was lying on the tatami mat and kept saying things like "Woman in Red Kimono", everyone didn't know what to say.

"This situation ......" As soon as Fourteen spoke up, he was stunned by Jiang Cheng's mysterious operation.

I saw Jiang Cheng help Kondo up, and with a hand knife down, Kondo stopped muttering.

"What are you doing?! Soul light! ”

"Don't worry, just get some sleep in this condition." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Then, I'll go to the toilet." After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked to the door.

Kagura: "I want it too." ”

Shinhachi: "I want it too." ”

Sogoku: "That, I want it too." ”

After speaking, the four of them walked out one after another. Only the fourteen and silver hours that have not yet reacted are left......

After going out, Jiang Cheng and the four of them did not go to the toilet, but followed Zongwu to a utility room.

"Take off your disguise, you are your own person." Jiang Cheng took off the disguise on his body as he spoke.

"Huh?! Ay~?! Shinhachio was a little incredulous, pointing at Sogo for a long time and speechless, "Okita Sanya...... When did you guys get together! ”

"Hmph, sometimes the communication between men only depends on a look." Jiang Cheng said casually.

However, Xin Ba Hachio saw the dangerous aura emanating from Jiang Cheng and Zongwu's faces, and couldn't help but complain: "No, it's natural S that you can make eye contact with each other!" ”

"But then again, Kagura-chan went too far, scaring the gorillas into something like that, so much so that I almost couldn't come back." Jiang Cheng complained, but then looked at Zong Wu, "Zong Wujun, are the things you prepared ready?" ”

"Don't worry, boss, it's exactly what you wanted." As he spoke, he took out a few sets of red kimonos, wigs, and flashlights from behind him.

"Hey~ Do you have anything like this ready?" Shinhachio didn't know what to say.

The three of them began to discuss the plan around the red kimonos and wigs, but they didn't notice the words of Kagura behind them, "I didn't do it Aru!" 】……

"Well, the plan is [Heartbeat!] A terrifying night with silver hair natural curls and V-shaped bangs! Jiang Cheng said to the three people who had already changed their clothes.

"Hey, are we going a little too far?" Shinhachi tugged at his red kimono and couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said.

"Say what? New Eight How? That silver-haired natural curl that doesn't even pay a salary, this is a punishment, a punishment! Jiang Cheng said while arranging his wig.

"I didn't expect Hijikata-san to be afraid of such a thing, and now the position of the deputy chief may really be mine!" Sogo turned on the flashlight and smiled darkly.

"Then, turn off the electric switch first." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said.

……

On the other side, Fourteen and Silver who were sitting in the room couldn't help but be a little impatient when they saw that everyone hadn't come back for a long time.

"Hey, why haven't those four come back yet?" Fourteen couldn't help but mutter.

"Maybe it's big." Gintoki flipped through the jump that he didn't know where to find it, and at the same time replied casually.

But the next moment, the lights in the house suddenly went out, and then, the two of them heard a scream of brushing together, and it was Jiang Cheng and the four people who had just gone out who screamed......