Chapter 16: Is It Not a Cat Pie or a Dog Pie? Give up this dangerous idea, boy!

"Hey, why did you escape again, I'm not your Chinese restaurant here......" Yinshi pushed open the door and saw Jiang Cheng rummaging in his refrigerator.

"Does it matter," Jiang Cheng said without raising his head, and then closed the refrigerator door again, "There is space in your refrigerator, there is nothing." ”

"Yes, yes, I'm so poor that thieves won't visit it, and thieves have to leave me two hundred and thirty yen when they come. Please, please leave quickly, and leave well. As he spoke, Yinshi pulled Jiang Cheng out the door.

"Well, Jiang Chengsang finally came once, don't rush people so much, I just bought the ingredients for the hot pot and eat together." Shin Hachio said.

"Give up that dangerous idea of yours! New eight chirps. This guy's stomach is not the same as the stomach of our earthlings! This stupid stomach can no longer be said to be a simple thing like a stomach, it's like another dimension! Yinshi said in a fierce voice.

"Who's Doraemon?" When Jiang Cheng kicked Feiyin, he then put on a pose that he thought was >very cool, "Explain in advance, I'm not a cat pie." ”

"No one said you were Doraemon!" Silver got up and shouted.

"It seems that Jiang Chengsang is not the kind of person who is a cat faction, so if you talk about it, Jiang Chengsang is a dog faction." Shin Hachio stretched out a finger and said confidently.

"Isn't it a cat pie or a dog pie? Today's young people are really narrow-minded, isn't it? Jiang Cheng said and walked to the living room of Yinshi's house and sat down on the sofa, "Actually, I'm sent by panda!" ”

"No, it should be said that it is Ou ......" Yinshi took over, but Jiang Cheng didn't give Yinshi a chance to finish speaking, he took out a handful of kunai from the sofa and threw it out, hitting Yinshi's head.

"Ahh Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Do you have amnesia?! Escape here every time?! The crazy woman who killed me chased after me every time! Leave me a room of kunai before leaving! This is the House of Everything! It's not a ninja shop, it's a faint soul! Yinshi scolded and said.

"Who do you say is a crazy woman?" Yueyong's voice sounded behind Yinshi, "Also, I'm actually from the Raccoon Sect. ”

"I didn't ...... Not...... I didn't say anything, hahahaha" Hearing the voice, Yinshi's cold sweat had already fallen, "Also, no one asked you what you sent it!" Why did the topic go in this direction?! ”

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"In that case, as a result, Yin-sang and Jiang Cheng-sang finally helped Yoshihara get rid of the Night King." Shin Hachio said.

At this time, the five of them sat on the sofa, Yinshi and Xinbachio sat on one side, and Jiang Cheng and Yueyong sat on the side.

Voiceover: Five? Isn't that four people? Where is the other one?

"It's just a stinky old man who likes to make trouble for people.,Talking to himself, he threw the mess to Yinshi.,I don't know where to go after I get the performance fee.,I hate this kind of irresponsible person the most.,Isn't it.,Isn't it." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.

"What are you talking about there?! What do you mean by throwing it to me?! Didn't I throw it to you?! Do you still want to escape?! Do you insist on pulling me along?! ”

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Let's turn the clock back to the end of the previous chapter.

All in all, these were the last words of the Phoenix Immortal. So now, are the two new Night Kings ready to take over? Rilun sat in a wheelchair and said with a smile to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"Lord Night, I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave." Jiang Cheng bowed to Yinshi beside him, turned around and prepared to run away.

"Wait," Yinshi pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Who is the Night King, I don't think that the last sentence was said to me~Jiang Cheng~"

"What are you talking about, Lord Night King, didn't you like to go to all kinds of shops in the past, and every time you proposed to go, this is enough to be qualified for the Night King, don't worry, you can do it! Come on! Silver time! Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi with a sincere face.

"Hey, hey, don't be kidding, shouldn't the Night King be the Night Rabbit? I am a real earthling, every cell, pore, and hair in my body is an earthling! You can stay and be the Night King! I still have a human skin glasses waiting for me at home! I'll go first! Night~King~SA~MA! "Gintoki's expression is more treacherous and treacherous.

"As I said, I'm not a night hare, I'm not a samurai, I'm just a wandering ronin. And I still prefer sunny days, I used to like the sun the most, and it's different from the old man who finishes as soon as he basks in the sun. Jiang Cheng did not budge in the slightest.

"No kidding! [Give it to that kid], this sentence doesn't look like it was said to me! Don't look at me as a handsome teenager, in fact, Yinsang's heart is already a complete uncle! ”

"I'm the same with that!"

"Jiang Cheng, you are the most suitable person to stay here and be the Night King! Otherwise, what are your interests? ”

"Of course it's a ...... of water spirits" Jiang Cheng subconsciously said it, but stopped the car in time, "You want to frame me!" ”

"Look at what I'm right, here are all girls with water spirits, and the life of water spirits is waiting for you, go ahead! Jiang Cheng! No, it's the Night King Sama! ”

"Hey, you two, if you really don't want to stay, you will compensate for the public property you destroyed according to the price, and pay for your food and drink, Yoshihara is this kind of place, where men can leave after paying the money." Yue Yong said with a cigarette stick in her mouth, and at the same time she didn't know that she had found a thick list of prices from there.

The two looked at the summarized numbers, and they were stunned by the long list of zeros that could not be counted. But then as if he didn't see it, he continued to tear the other party. But this time, the two only opened their mouths and didn't make a sound, obviously frightened by the long list of zeros.

"Don't play dumb, choose quickly!" Yue Yong said sharply.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi immediately sat down.

"That...... Can I pay in installments? First divide it into a thousand years, and the first 100 years only need to repay a part of the interest every year! Yinshi raised his hand and asked tremblingly.

"Nope!"

"That...... Can you implement a system of rotation of the Night King, let Silver Time do it for the first 100 years in the future, and I will take over for the next 100 years. Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked.

"Well, this ......" Yue Yong lowered her head and began to think.

"Of course not! You guy! How can there be a wheel for a hundred years! Yinshi kicked Jiang Cheng away again.

"No, it's not actually a hundred years, if you have a son in the future, when the son is an adult, you can pass on the position to him, and when your grandson is an adult, you can pass the position to your grandson, and that's it, the children and grandchildren are endless." Jiang Cheng got up and shook his head, and said with his eyes closed.

"You should be a fool moving mountains! There is no end to the children and grandchildren! Before I had a son, my lower body had already retired early, hey! ”

"Don't worry about this, if you're worried about this, we can send you abroad for transformation, although it may not be as good as the anti-tank gun you said, ordinary armor-piercing guns can still do it." Yue Yong said aloud.

"Hey, do you hear me? Gintoki is simply tailor-made for you, I already knew it, you are not satisfied with your [weapon], right? The armor-piercing cannon is suitable for you as soon as you hear it, don't hesitate, come, sign the contract first! Jiang Cheng said as he took Yinshi's hand and pressed it on an A4 piece of paper that appeared on the table at some point.

"Hey, I'm quite satisfied with my [weapon], whether it's the length or what, it's you who are not satisfied with the [weapon], right, who cried after the first time, it must be that you don't have enough time, right?" Yinshi struggled to pull his hand to prevent it from being pressed.

"Enough is enough, hey! You two! Yue Yong jumped up and kicked the two of them away, "How many meat jokes do you have to tell in front of the two ladies!" ”

"Actually, that grandfather, the last words should be for Mr. Jiang Cheng." Hinawa stretched out a finger and said with a smile.

"Ahahahaha, then, I'll go first. Jiang Cheng, Sayonara! My share of the debt is also handed over to you! The silver hour disappeared from its place in an instant. Only Jiang Cheng, who had been petrified in place, was left.

"Click", "click", "click", ......

"Yueyong, did you hear any broken sounds?" Rilun looked at Yueyong on the side and asked......

-- Dividing line --

"It's good to take care of three meals a day, and in the end, you have to deduct all kinds of food expenses, all of which are lies~" Jiang Cheng said while picking up dishes from the hot pot on the table.

"Hey, can you stop the chopsticks and talk about it?! Isn't it enough to have a place to eat three meals a day?! Can you hurry back and eat your three meals a day?! This is my home! My ingredients! My hot pot! Is it really good for you to discuss your own three meals a day in someone else's house?! Yinshi complained loudly.

"Boy, prepare Chongqing hot pot next time, this kind of faint hot pot tastes tasteless at all~" Jiang Cheng said to Xin Bachiao as if he hadn't heard Yinshi's words.

"Soga, then I'll prepare in advance next time." Shinhachi replied.

"Hey! It doesn't taste like anything, but it doesn't end up in your stomach?! Yinshi shouted, "And you! Can you hurry up and take this idiot back?! Why did you eat it too?! When is this a free cafeteria?! ”

"Ah, can't you eat it?" Yue Yong raised her head and asked uncertainly.

"That's right, please hurry up and take your Night King Sama back! You're not welcome here! ”

"Yinsang, you can't have this attitude towards your friends~" Shinhachi raised a finger and shook it.

"Are you Okasan?! You've forgotten your main job, right?! Your main job is to complain! Remember for me, you man with glasses! ”

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