After talking about Pep Guardiola, it's time to talk about Pique, 23-year-old Gerard Pique.

Since Zhuo Yang successfully got on the line during the World Cup, Xiaojie is now in love with Shakira, and anyone can see that Xiaojie really likes Shakira, and there is no emptiness. However, at the beginning, Zhuo Yang made a statement to Xiaojie: When you two get married, I will be considered my mother's family, and don't give me a moth when the time comes.

Xiaojie often laughs at himself for not being a person with a high IQ, but being able to say this shows that his emotional intelligence is quite good, and this is his purpose. It's better to hide it than to be clumsy, Xiaojie is a person who can achieve great things. Pique knows very well in his heart that Gamble Sports City is like a post station, with an endless stream of spring and autumn, and only those who have the value of interacting with him and are willing to associate with him are worthy of attention. Others are nothing more than passers-by in life and football.

Xiaojie has a very high emotional intelligence and a long-term vision, so he is very good at using the rules in football.

In the 10-11 season, La Liga has played 9 rounds, and the brave Xiaojie has received 4 yellow cards in these 9 rounds. La Liga, like Serie A, will be automatically suspended if you accumulate 5 yellows, but the difference is that the yellow cards in La Liga will be counted together with the Copa del Rey.

So, in the 10th round of the away match against Getafe, Xiaojie moved his mind, because Barcelona's next game will be the second leg of the Copa del Rey 1/32 against Ceuta in the third division. Ceuta belongs to a pure soy sauce team, and he will be eliminated steadily by going up to a group of B teams. As long as you get a yellow card against Getafe and accumulate enough accumulation, the automatic suspension will happen in the Copa del Rey with Ceuta.

Anyway, I won't play, just enough to digest the suspension, how comfortable it is to be debt-free and light.

In this way, when the national derby with Real Madrid is ushered in after three rounds, Xiaojie can single-handedly challenge his old teammate Ronaldo in full blood, and this strategic value is immeasurable. So, at the Alfonso Pérez Stadium, Gerard Pique carefully prepared his 'yellowing' plan.

In the 23rd minute, Alves crossed on the side, Zhuo Yang did not form a shot at the first time when he got the ball at the penalty spot, and passed diagonally to Villa who was covering in place on the other side of the penalty area, Huluwa was not greedy, he turned around and then plugged it straight after protecting the ball, Messi inserted the ball from behind the opponent's defender and faced the opponent's goalkeeper to easily push it, and the football entered the net from the near post, 1:0.

Getafe are not a strong team, finishing just one point above the relegation zone last season. For Barcelona, who are cross-border in terms of strength, winning them seems to be a matter of course.

In the 30th minute, Zhuo Yang stood out against offside, and received Alves's through plug according to the old rules to pass goalkeeper Cordina and send an empty goal. However, before he could celebrate, the referee blew the whistle and ruled that Zhuo Yang was offside at the moment of receiving the ball.

From a slow-motion point of view, it's a matter of the millimeter, and it's actually reasonable to judge it, but from the perspective of encouraging offense, this goal should be counted. It's a pity that the verdict is the verdict and will not be changed.

Two minutes later, Messi went straight in front of the penalty area, Villa crossed in the box, and Zhuo Yang pushed the goal again, but the linesman signaled that Villa was offside when he got the ball. Two goals in two minutes were invalid, and Zhuo Yang ran to the referee for a long time, but it was useless.

Another two minutes later, Huluwa finally pushed the near corner under the escort of Zhuo Yang and Messi, this goal was not flawless, from any point of view it was impossible to be offside, Barcelona led 2:0 away.

Pique felt that was enough for the scoreline, at least against an opponent like Getafe. So, in the 40th minute, Getafe hit a counter-attack, and Pique dragged Venezuelan striker Nicolás Micu. The opponent did not pose much threat to attack, and the goal was to receive a yellow card.

With that being done and the next game being automatically suspended and cleared, Pique felt that he was very witty at this moment, and a proud heart rippled with joy on his face.

Therefore, in the 50th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang's goal was once again determined to be offside, and after scoring a hat trick of 'invalid goal', Xiaojie came up very gracefully to appease him who was jumping and jumping, and persuaded him with good words for a while, like coaxing his son.

In the 60th minute, Pedro came off the bench to replace Mascherano, and Zhuo Yang pulled back to the midfield, and Xiaobu did not start today.

In the 63rd minute, Argentine defender Diaz and goalkeeper Cordina went back and forth to play a return pass, but the pass was bald, and the football touched Messi's foot and changed direction, just in front of the Sabre, and he picked up a goal for nothing. 3:0, Sabre is so lucky, it can make Zhuo Yang so angry that he wants to beat someone, although he doesn't know who to beat.

Two minutes later, Xiaojie's performance time arrived. Getafe played a quick counter-attack, and the fast Miku burst into the box to smash the Pu team. But he wasn't a Dolmeroka level wrist after all, and the ball was a little too big, and by the time he got back into the ball, he was already on the bottom line, right next to the edge of the small penalty area.

At such an angle, the shot was ironclad, he was not Djomeroka, and the other Getafe players did not have time to outflank him. As long as Xiaojie catches up with the position, don't let Miku force a breakthrough in the middle, everything will be fine, what else do you want to shoot and pass on, please feel free, don't worry about him if you want to die.

Miku is not in a rut, he is not Zomeroka. Seeing that the rest of Barcelona was quickly approaching, he kicked it blindly in desperation, and he didn't know what he wanted to do, anyway, he just kicked the ball in front of the goal and resigned himself to fate.

Xiaojie is the first beauty in the football circle just selected by "Mr. Football", as the saying goes: ugly, long-lived, handsome, and old fast. The 23-year-old world's most beautiful man has a rotten brain like a 123-year-old at this time, and he reached out and 'snapped' the football out of the air.

At this moment, Zhuo Yang and all his Barcelona teammates opened their eyes and saw the fool.

Two yellows and one red plus penalties, there is nothing to argue about at all. In the rules of La Liga, red cards are counted separately and are not combined with the Copa del Rey, and each is suspended. In other words, Xiaojie will not be suspended for the next Copa del Rey match against Ceuta, and the next round of the 11th round against strong rival Villarreal is Pique's prison sentence, and his previous four yellow cards are still alive.

Further, if Xiaojie receives another yellow card in the 12th round of the match with Almeria after his comeback, he will be very happy to miss the 13th round of the national derby with Real Madrid, and Ronaldo is like a wild camel and he can only watch.

Barcelona's teammates lined up to watch the handsome man Gerard see through everything Pique off the field, and then watched Valdés save Manu's penalty under the command of Zhuo Yang, and then watched Albin's follow-up shot successfully, 3:1.

Zhuo Yang was so angry that he was jumping around, he had to watch Manu's footsteps from behind the top of the arc to gesture to Valdés, he was relatively far away from the penalty area, so naturally it was impossible to have time to fight for the landing point, which should be the work of other teammates. Alas, a bunch of unassuming things.

It's no wonder that they are generally low, and people with short legs are short, and they are not inherently dominant.

Getafe came with momentum, they took advantage of the extra man on the field to turn themselves into Barça, and beat Barcelona into Getafe. However, fortunately, there is a very unlucky Zhuo Yang today.