Chapter 215: I'm really here to fight
A sentence exploded Guardiola, and the gentle bald handsome man instantly turned into a fighting, and his voice was sharp and thin.
"Who do you say rotten apples? Who do you say is moldy? Ouch! Who do you say is banned for life? Guardiola's sudden excitement immediately aroused the resentment that Solbakken had been suppressing in his heart.
"Why wasn't that the goalkeeper you guys last time a rotten apple? You can win a hammer without him. ”
"Oh, look at my temper. I changed the goalkeeper today, did I win? Did you win? ”
"What are you crazy about? Don't you Barcelona have a good godfather? Without a godfather surnamed Pu, you can win a fart. ”
Pep Guardiola is most annoyed by others saying that Platini is Barcelona's godfather, because this completely erases his coaching achievements.
"Who do you say is a godfather? You make it clear, who do you say is the godfather? ”
"Your godfather! Your godfather! ”
"You're grandpa!"
The scene directly turned into a street of scolding in the market, Guardiola and Solbakken are both bald, but the thick-eyed Solbakken is 1.9 meters tall, even if he wears a black scarf and pretends to be Sven, he still looks far more fierce than Guardiola.
The two of them were arguing with their necks crossed, and Guardiola was visually very down, although he did not retreat at all, but picked up his body and continued to raise his arrogance.
"I don't even think you're educated when you're a godfather, phew!"
"I'll think you're a bald person when you're a godfather, ahhh
"Oh, who is bald? Don't look at your head as if it's like an egg, have you ever heard of Sassoon in your life? ”
"Sassoon is your father!"
"Rejoice is your grandfather!"
"Head & Shoulders is your mother!"
"Pantene is your grandmother!"
Those who don't know think that this is a heated business debate between two beauty salon teachers Tony. When Busquets arrived, the two had just finished fighting Schwarzkopf.
Xiaobu saw that Gua Shuai was not as tall as the other party, and Solbakken's aggressive appearance from top to bottom had the upper hand, so he hurried up to protect his head coach. In fact, Xiaobu walked off the court as a Sven man, never causing trouble, he just stepped forward and pushed Solbakken away.
"Two, stop arguing, don't ......"
Before the words fell, Xiaobu let Solbakken push back and almost hit Guardiola. Xiaobu and Gua Shuai are not people who fight, they just practice their mouths. Solbakken is a bald tough guy, he is not afraid to fight, but he knows very well in his heart that he can't fight, and it is too unseemly to be in front of everyone.
Solbakken pounced on him, relying on his strong body and kept squeezing Gua Shuai and Xiaobu with his chest, and his mouth was still pressed from rotten apples to shampoo, and Gua Shuai couldn't squeeze him at all. At this moment, Zhuo Yang rushed over.
'Boom! Solbakken didn't pay attention, didn't see what it was, as if he had hit an iron plate, and turned to the bird and 'chirped' and flew around.
Solbakken didn't give up, and squeezed through again with the inertia just now, 'Boom! 'The heavens are spinning, and Venus is rising. Only then did he hear what someone was shouting.
"There's something to say, there's something to say, everyone is Sven. Don't be impulsive......"
Zhuo Yang didn't kick anyone away, the camera was facing in front of the public, and he didn't do such a nonsensical thing for a long time. After rushing over, he quickly saw the stitch inserted in front of Guardiola, and he was still facing Gua, completely loyal to the Lord and afraid of causing trouble.
raised his arm to stop in front of Guardiola, "Don't be impulsive...... Solbakken who rushed up was caught off guard and slammed his head on Zhuo Yang's right elbow. Of course, Zhuo Yang persuaded him sideways, so his elbow happened to be forced backwards, but naturally he couldn't be blamed for this, and Zhuo Yang couldn't see it.
squeezed up for the second time, and hit Zhuo Yang's left elbow in the same way, and the strength was just right. To tell the truth, Solbakken has not been knocked off the bridge of his nose, and it is indeed Zhuo Yang's recent kindness.
Seeing that Solbakken was completely knocked over, Zhuo Yang turned around slowly, but he didn't see the frightened eyes of Gua Shuai and Xiaobu.
"Who's ...... that"
Before the words fell, Zhuo Yang's back was tightly hugged by Guardiola, and Xiaobu also tightened his upper body from behind at the same time.
Guardiola was really anxious, and his voice changed from scolding to being a eunuch. "Zhuo Yang, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. Xiaobu, you have to hold it tightly, don't dare to let go. ”
Zhuo Yang: "......"
"Who's that, Suo...... Coach, you win, you say whatever you say. Whoever you want to be a godfather is whoever you want, and you can use whatever shampoo you want. Run, Zhuo Yang will kill you, run-"
"Zhuo Yang, think about your family, think about Her Royal Highness the Princess, and think about those who care about you and love you. Don't be impulsive, you'll be banned, you'll go to jail if you shoot him. Zhuo Yang, calm down......"
There was no chance for Zhuo Yang to interject at all, until the second monk Zhang's puzzled Solbakken was pulled away by the Copenhagen team and disappeared, and Zhuo Yang found the gap in his speech with a black line.
"Pep, Xiaobu, I'm here to fight, not to fight."
"It's good not to be impulsive, hey, hey, I'm scared to death."
"Pep, Xiaobu, will you let go of me first? It's embarrassing that so many people are looking at ......"
Afterwards, Zhuo Yang explained to his teammates that he didn't want to hit anyone at all, not only did he not plan to hit anyone, but he even thought that if the other party made a move, he would lie on the ground and touch the porcelain, but no one believed him, and Messi didn't believe it. From top to bottom, Barcelona thought that Guashuai and Xiaobu made the right move to hold him immediately, which saved Barcelona's competitive results this season.
This also illustrates two points: first, everyone unanimously recognizes the importance of Zhuo Yang to Barcelona; Second, Guardiola really cares about Zhuo Yang.
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Speaking to the media after the game, Guardiola had returned to his senses, accusing Solbakken of misbehaving and being disrespectful, while Solbakken quibbled that the word 'rotten apple' was not a swear in Danish slang, but just a common joke.
Zhuo Yang said: "Did Pinto whistle? Blown! Punished? Suffer! Did he cry out for injustice? Did Pinto quibble? ”
"Wrong is wrong, Barcelona accept the punishment and we dare to face the mistake. It will never be like some people, who dare not admit it, but will only find some fallacies and heresies to quibble. yes, I'm talking about the coach who asks for something. ”
Barcelona people feel that Zhuo Yang is right, grasps the key to the matter, and the logic is self-consistent and impeccable.
Coach Solbakken later asked Copenhagen captain Quest: "Yesterday I felt like someone slapped two bricks, did you see that?"
"I said, sir, how many dishes? Drink like this......"