Because "Monkey Zero" was gone, I was a little confused and didn't know who to go to.

This feeling is like playing Hero Invincible, where the main hero takes a large army of troops that has been accumulated for several months, turns on the automatic battle and runs around, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly is wiped out by an enemy team that has been killed from the fog of war.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

After being so confused for a while, I thought of reading the file.

Naturally, I don't have files to read right now, so I can only get a little overview of the big picture.

First of all, Dongsheng Shenzhou was almost completely occupied by red, and the remaining few white lands were all Demon King territories that had not yet been attached, and the Lion Camel Country, which was in a state of battle, was the largest of them.

Then there is Xiniu Hezhou, where the Monkey Legion that landed in Chechi has already dyed half of that country red, and infected several other small countries, but the speed is not ideal, presumably because some of the resistance is not enough.

As for the batch of ...... that fell into the West Sea Zoo Although they infected the entire zoo and managed to affect several keepers, it could only be described as ineffective.

I turned the globe and found that there was nothing to do, so I had to continue to observe the Bull Demon King and the Jiao Demon King who fled back in a hurry.

The monster that seemed to be a scorpion spirit drove Yuan Hong into the car and didn't come back at all, but the two demon kings still sneaked all the way back to the previous temporary command post like frightened birds.

"Say that again!?" The Macaque King didn't wait for the Jiao Demon King to finish speaking, he jumped up and kicked over the table and chair in front of him, and stretched out his hand to catch him: "Heavenly Court has already sent troops to the lower realm, but you don't leave?" ”

"We were already out of the battlefield," the Jiao Demon King took a few steps back to dodge: "That monster came suddenly, it doesn't belong to the Heavenly Soldiers!" ”

"If it's not something from heaven, what can hurt my big white brother?" The Macaque King turned his furious gaze to the Green Ox and Cuiyun.

"Uh...... Like my banana fan? Cuiyun said unconfidently: "If I fan you, you will all fly 108,000 miles away." ”

"......" The macaque king was speechless for a while, and his anger slowly fell.

"Calm down, Dabai is fine." The lemur king patted the macaque king on the shoulder, and then pointed to the corner of the cave, which was the somersault cloud left here by Yuan Hong, and the whole cloud floated there fluffily and fluffily, looking very pleasant.

"It is said that if the original owner dies, this kind of natal magic weapon will also be wiped out, which shows that Dabai actually did not have an accident." The Lemur King said slowly, inexplicably convincing: "Moreover, the most important task at the moment is to eliminate the panic caused by the Jiao Demon King and the Bull Demon King when they rushed back. ”

"Tsk, I forgot about it." The Jiao Demon King said with a little annoyance.

The demon kings stopped talking slightly, and sure enough, they heard many monkey soldiers outside start to talk about each other, although the monkey generals stopped drinking one by one, but most of them were because they also saw the appearance of the Jiao Demon King and the Bull Demon King returning in embarrassment, and their tone was not confident.

Although these demon kings can see that the morale is low, but the specific way is definitely not clear, for me, it is that when the original expedition order was pointed to the periphery, the feedback information was five or five wins, and now the whole army of Yishui is annihilated, hmm......

"So, how do you eliminate it?" The Macaque King scratched his head: "Do you have to follow the example of mortal armies and give them financial rewards?" ”

The Lemur King didn't answer, but stared straight into the Macaque King's ears.

"That's enough, why are you both getting bigger, and I only have this useless change?" The macaque king suddenly raised his hand to cover his ears.

I saw a sudden wind blowing in the cave, and countless golden and red qi gathered and wrapped around the macaque king, it was tall in front of everyone's eyes, its fur color turned white, and a bunch of red and yellow double sticks appeared out of thin air in his hand, the only thing that was a little strange was that his ears became six, and after the wind stopped, "Yuan Hong" shook his head vigorously to turn them back into the original pair.

The macaque king, who had transformed into Yuan Hong, looked left and right, strode out of the cave, showed his face in front of the monkey army with two sticks, and rushed back to the cave when he saw that his morale had improved.

"It's presentable." The Lemur King nodded.

"Soft with rigid." The Bull Demon King agreed.

"Noise! How long do I have to pretend to be white? "The macaque king ping-pong played with the double stick in his hand.

"At least we have to wait for him to come back and maintain his original style," the Jiao Demon King said, "If he wants to take the opportunity to do something to those Demon Kings, it will take even longer." ”

"Hmph......" "Yuan Hong" walked to the main seat and sat down, silent.

-- Year 5 --

But it is said that the golden car that hit Yuan Hong is the car of the sun god Xihe, although it is not genuine, but its characteristics like the scorching sun burning all things are still retained, the white ape should have been wiped out, the soul was scattered, and re-entered the reincarnation, but because he carried the "Evil Breaking Red Lotus Stick", which was originally used by Taishang Laojun to burn the fire, he survived, and directly entered the underworld with his true body, and fell into the ferry boat on the River Styx that specially led the deceased.

"Jizo Bodhisattva is very kind, don't you really think about going to hell?" Seeing that the boat was about to land at the docks of Netherworld, the boat-holding woman still tried to take Yuan Hong to hell without giving up.

"No, no, no! I still have important things to do in the yang world, and I don't have time to experience the eighteen-layer hell punishment that is nothing new! Yuan Hong was irritable, if it weren't for the inability to control the sky, he would have already flown to the dock by himself at this moment: "What benefits did the Bodhisattva give you to bring people to hell?" ”

"You white monkey, don't talk nonsense, but Jizo Bodhisattva has made such a grand wish that 'hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha', how can he hope that others will go to hell? I just think he's a little lonely......" The girl stopped the boat and tied the boat to the dock: "Go down." ”

Yuan Hong, who endured her words of encouraging people to go to hell for a long time, jumped onto the shore of the dock without saying a word, and before he could stand firmly, two figures appeared out of thin air in front of the meeting, one black and one white, wearing mortal hunting clothes.

One person is dressed in black, full of smiles, tall and thin, with a pale complexion, a long tongue in his mouth, and the words "wealth at first sight" are written on the official hat on his head, and one person is dressed in white, with a fierce face, a wide body and a fat body, a small face and a black face, and the official hat is written "The world is peaceful", which is the black and white impermanence of the ghosts of the underworld.

Yuan Hong used his spiritual power a little and found that his skills were exhausted, so he looked at the shackles in his hands and thought about how to persuade them not to put on Nalaoshzi, whether to persuade them or to persuade them with their hands.

While thinking about it, the black and white impermanence passed by Yuan Hong, and walked to the shore to salute the girl who was holding the boat, but the girl did not return the salute, but gradually disappeared with a little playful smile.

At this time, Yuan Hong was shocked to find that the boat he was on had no bottom at all, and the cable that the girl had just tied to the dock was covered with moss and rotten as if it had been abandoned for many years.

The white ape's mind was racing, and the words that the "Great Sage Grandfather" said before, "It depends on whether you want your fists to be hard or the background is hard" came to mind again, and at this moment, Yuan Hong had already decided that the evil breaking red lotus stick on his waist did not exist at all during the underworld.

"Two hellish dudes?" Seeing that the girl had completely disappeared, and the black and white impermanence had also finished saluting, and turned around and was about to say something to him, Yuan Hong took the initiative to step forward and greeted: "Who is that beautiful girl just now?" ”

This language is a bit against his will, Yuan Hong is a genus of apes, and he is not more different from other monkeys when he looks at mortals, but since the other party is dressed as a girl, it is of course right to praise his beauty, if he meets a young man, a strong man, a woman, an old woman, etc., he has other beautiful words.

"......" Hei Wuchang was speechless for a while, but Bai Wuchang acted fiercely: "You don't know who it is?" ”

"Oh......" Yuan Hong tilted his head and thought: "The little girl who always wants people to go to hell?" ”

"Do you know—" Black Impermanence frowned, and was about to reprimand.

"Oh yes! She said that Jizo Bodhisattva has been a little lonely lately, so she wants to send some sinners over," Yuan Hong took the first step to interrupt Hei Wuchang's words, and quickly said: "And I was killed by others, if I am willing to punish the prisoner by her hand, even if I am guilty, I can send him to hell." ”

Seeing that black and white impermanence were both speechless, Yuan Hong then Shi Shiran said: "Hmm, so, who is she?" ”

There is no lie in these words, even if someone hears the whole process, they can't rebuke one of them as false, but just a few sentences of pretending to be unintentional praise, and slightly adjusting the order of the words, Yuan Hong's image has changed from "the unexpected encounter of the micro-service private interview" to "the original goal of the micro-service private interview", the effect, just look at the black and white impermanence gradually solemn expression can guess one or two.

Perhaps their answer to this question was "no comment" or "you don't need to know" a moment ago, but now, in the face of Yuan Hong's inquiry, Hei Wuchang only frowned slightly and replied, "You monkey!" That's the [Hou Tu Niang Niang] who has opened up six reincarnations, and the next time you see you, don't be rude! ”

At this time, if you are honest and fearful, it is also inferior, and directly expose the fact that "there will be no next time", so although Yuan Hong was indeed a little shocked, he still said lightly: "At that time, I have to persuade Niangniang to make her outfit more gorgeous, if she is collided by ignorant sinners, it will not be good." ”

At this point, the verbal trap has been weaved, and there is no need to say anything more, the black and white impermanence will make up for the things he has not said in his mind, and a "monkey who for some reason attracts the attention of Hou Tu Niang" is born.

The best thing is that the target of this deception is not two mere ghosts, but a judge or Hades, so that even if the black-and-white impermanence of thought goes down the road of "he may be cheating us", it will answer "it is not good to deceive us" and stop halfway.

Of course, there are still some benefits.

Hei Wuchang shook his chains at Yuan Hong: "Come with us, don't try to escape, otherwise we will lock you up and go to see Hades again." ”

"Of course not." The corners of Yuan Hong's mouth curled up slightly and replied.

Now, Yuan Hong's only doubt is that this kind of speech technique could never be mastered by a wild monkey demon on its own, could it be related to the "extraterritorial heavenly demon" mentioned by the great sage's grandfather?