Chapter 398: Once Fateful Beauty Painting
[Hint: 'Patient Zero' dies]
Wait a minute! I'm not dead yet!
…… No, doesn't you seem to be talking about me?
I was watching the battle between the bald-tailed phoenix and the red-skinned toad with great interest, but my sister popped up a blood-red important prompt that scared me straight out of the "quantum state".
First look at the familiar two-story buildings and gardens around, then run to hammer the stupid system in a dead state a few times, and draw two more cards to show the non-chieftain nature, and finally sure, well, I'm still alive.
After calming down a little, I realized that I hadn't used this name for a long time, and now it's basically the names of "Azi" such as Alayah and Akatosh.
Feeling stupid, the system might jump out and say "Akarin", so I knocked it again.
At present, this "patient zero" refers to the first white ape Yuan Hong who was infected with "orangutan flu", and due to the delay just now, he can only watch the short video attached to this message by prompting his sister.
Uh-huh...... A female figure with a blue light all over her body drove a golden ox cart and knocked Yuan Hong into the air? Just kidding, isn't he going to change thirty-six? Thirty-six lives.
And that blue light is also quite familiar, isn't it the infection status of "MonkeyKiller"? There is indeed this kind of decapitation operation in the confrontation mode, and I just thought about it here, and people have already done it.
But now I can't interfere in this ring world, and I can only affect the development of the world by advancing and degrading the "orangutan flu".
[Note: Due to the death of 'Patient Zero', it will not be possible to perform operations on 'Orangutan Flu' until he is resurrected.] 】
It's okay to be resurrected, and sure enough, the monkey ran to make trouble in the underworld, let me see...... How does it work?
I tossed around on the globe for a while, so I asked, "Hint, sister, can you let me see the situation in the underworld?" ”
[Note: It is not possible to observe countries that are not infected with 'orangutan flu.'] 】
Well, it is really impossible to observe, because there is no so-called "population" there, and there can be no living "apes".
Then, for now, we can only wait for Yuan Hong to return after changing the book of life and death soon, hoping that no special symptoms will evolve before then...... I see, the decapitation operation is to make the enemy's "Doomsday Element" temporarily unable to degenerate symptoms and be discovered by the local counterattack forces.
-- Year 5 --
In a gray fog, Yuan Hong was falling, or at least he thought he was.
Before coming to this gray world, his last memory was that he was hit by a strange banshee driving an ox cart, and judging from the gray mist around him that kept appearing overhead and tumbling and disappearing in the direction of his feet, he was either rising in a positive position or falling in a reverse position.
Although there is also the possibility of being knocked out and remaining in a horizontal state, I refuse to imagine it because this gesture is too stupid.
During this time, he tried various spells and variations, but none of them improved the situation of this "fall".
When he can't change his state by his own strength, he can only rely on external forces, Yuan Hong closed his mouth again when he tried to call someone, his intuition told him that if he shouted wrong for the first time, he would pass by with some kind of opportunity, and even affect a series of things later.
The white ape rolled his eyes, thought seriously for a moment, and finally made up his mind, opened his mouth and called, "Grandpa Xianshi-"
"[Oh, you're good]." A very familiar voice from Yuan Hong sounded: "[I thought you would shout 'Xiaoqiang' and 'Fatty'. 】”
"I did think about it," replied Yuan Hong, "but they must be helpless in such a situation." ”
"Have you ever wondered what I look like? Xianshi asked again.
"Grandpa's appearance is not surprising, but he is about the same genus as me," Yuan Hong responded, "Ordinary immortals will definitely not let a monkey call himself 'grandpa'." ”
"[That's right]." Between the words, a figure appeared in front of Yuan Hong.
Yellow hair and golden hoops, golden eyes and fiery eyes; Wearing a brocade cloth straight jacket and a tiger skin skirt at the waist; holding a golden hoop and iron rod in his hand, and stepping on a pair of suede boots; It is a Lingming stone monkey who knows the sky, knows the location, and moves the stars.
Maybe he was just a projection, or he was taking care of Yuan Hong, this figure kept "falling" with Yuan Hong, which was enough for him to see his appearance clearly.
"Dare to ask grandpa's name." Although he was still "falling", Yuan Hong still hugged his fists and saluted.
"[Heh, 'Monkey King', 'Monkey King', 'Monkey King', you can choose any title,]" The golden figure said: "[But if you dare to call me 'fight to defeat the Buddha', I will beat you to death with a stick to clean up the portal. 】”
Yuan Hong's thoughts circled around "this familiar language of cleaning the portal", "it turns out that he really has a stick", "why do you want to say the title that you don't want people to call", "Monkey King sounds so dragged", and so on.
In the end, the white ape shouted to the golden monkey: "Great Sage Grandpa! ”
"[Hehe, sure enough, it is the Heavenly Demon who is in charge of the transaction, even if he has no memory, he is very keen. The Monkey King once again said words that puzzled Yuan Hong, but before he could think about it, the Monkey King had already moved on to the next topic.
"[Listen, this is the passage between the human world and the underworld, due to the conflict between the 'Xi and the Golden Cart' and the 'Breaking the Evil' characteristics in your hands and temporarily opened, so it exists and does not exist, so I can only appear if I am in a similar state, and I will only say the next words, you and remember. Sun Wukong said.
Although Yuan Hong has a lot of questions to ask, he can only say "listen to him" at this time.
"[The fairy stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain is left by the Nuwa sage when he mends the sky, and every time he receives the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, it will collapse after five hundred years, giving birth to a stone monkey, which drifts across the sea, apprentices and learns arts, the four seas and thousands of mountains are arched, the nine secluded and ten categories are all removed, the official seal is not enough, and the self-proclaimed Monkey King is the Monkey King,] Monkey King's tone was indifferent, as if he was not talking about his own business: "[When this stone monkey goes to heaven, it will be pressed by the Buddha of the West Heaven under the Five Elements Mountain, and after another five hundred years, Escorted the reincarnation of his second disciple to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and was named 'Fighting to Defeat the Buddha'. 】”
"And yet?" Yuan Hong asked boldly.
"[However, this kind of ending is not recognized by the 'Heavenly Dao'," the Monkey King waved his stick casually, scattering the surrounding fog, revealing countless moving and twinkling stars outside: "[What kind of words do you see they compose? 】”
Yuan Hong blinked his eyes and observed carefully, and saw that the stars were only flickering, but they did not form any words, and when he was about to turn his head to ask, he caught a glimpse of two limericks in the corner of his eye:
[I only know the flowers and fruits of the Heavenly Sage, but I don't know the West Heaven Fighting Buddha]
When you look closely, each of the countless stars is expressing the same meaning, and even if the occasional words such as "Buddhahood is orthodox" appear, they will immediately be overwhelmed by the rebuttals around them.
"This ......" Yuan Hong was shocked inexplicably.
"[I am Sun Wukong, but not 'which time', but 'every time',] Sun Wukong said: "[As for the 'this time' that hid in the fairy stone and taught you many spells, the relationship with me is similar to the relationship between a little monkey blown out of a handful of hairs and the body. 】”
"You haven't taught me that spell great-sage grandfather yet." Yuan Hong interjected.
"[When you can leave the underworld and return to the sun on your own, I will teach you this spell,] Sun Wukong put away the golden hoop stick, and the mist immediately surged up to block the starry sky: "[Your death this time, although it was caused by the attack between the demon kings, it can be said that the Bodhisattva who has been protecting you has no intention of doing it. 】”
"That Bodhisattva ......" Yuan Hong thought for a while: "Do you want me to reproduce the exploits of the Great Sage?" ”
"[I only have a single hair here, I can't find out what those immortals and bodhisattvas are doing, what kind of contradictions there are, if you forcibly exercise your ontological skills, you will definitely be directly excluded from this world,] "The Monkey King said: "[If you let me guess, then the Bodhisattva may just casually say, 'Yuan Hong should go to the underworld to change the book of life and death'." 】”
"This ......" Yuan Hong felt very familiar with this, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"[If you want my advice, I can only say that the ten halls of Yama are all bullying the soft and afraid of the hard,]" Sun Wukong smiled: "You can choose whether you have a hard fist or a hard background, by the way, it is useless to move out of my grandson's name now. 】”
As soon as the words fell, the figure of the Monkey King disappeared straight from this "gray mist channel", and Yuan Hong was completely unable to stop it.
In the next moment, all the gray fog around him dissipated, and Yuan Hong found himself in the sky, with no sun or moon in the sky, but there was a giant spot of light like a four-leaf clover slowly rotating on the night, casting a faint glow towards a winding river below that was full of flowers blooming on both banks.
Yuan Hong tried to cast the technique of flying clouds and fog to no avail, and fell straight from the air onto a small boat in the middle of the river that seemed to be waiting for him.
"Huh? How is it a monkey? A woman's surprised voice came from behind the white ape.
When I looked back, I saw that the boat holder was a short-haired and playful girl in dark red tight leather armor, and her boat holding was very unprofessional, and it seemed that she was better at playing with a scythe than at the sculls.
"Hmm...... It doesn't matter if you're a human or a monkey, you're dead, you know? The girl babbled: "Murdered by others, you can't use your magical powers now to prevent you from getting too excited, and you will recover when you see the judge, but before that, I still have to ask one more question, do you want to take revenge on the murderer?" Can you make the other person die at the cost of being thrown into hell? ”
"No need," Yuan Hong said, "I will go back and avenge myself." ”
"Hey, okay, okay," the girl continued to hold the boat angrily, and kept talking: "There have been no victims at all recently, it's still a monkey when it comes ...... hard, and the monkey is still a white ."
I'm really sorry to be a white monkey...... Yuan Hong looked sideways.