"I'll go, the phoenix will come, Lu Xiaowei's kid is lucky!" The dog brother who was forced offline in the game warehouse was bored with the strategy on his mobile phone, and immediately became jealous after seeing Grandpa Lu's popular strategy post.

Hiding his profession and being a big man, should I ask him to come out and pinch Li Zhuang's white flesh to deepen and deepen the brotherly relationship? It feels like I haven't contacted him for a long time.

"Ouch, ancestor, why are you still staying here?" Not long after Brother Dog sat down, he saw that his mother didn't even have makeup, so he hurriedly ran down from the stairs.

"What's wrong?" Brother Dog said inexplicably.

"You didn't get your dad calling you?"

Brother Dog looked at his phone when he heard this, and after thinking for two seconds, he suddenly said, "Oh, I forgot to pay the phone bill." ”

"You kid!!" The woman suddenly patted his loose head: "It's almost a fairy!" ”

"What's the matter?" Brother Dog said curiously, he still knows his wife's personality very well, he is busy shopping and playing cards with his girlfriends all day long, how can he have time to care about himself? Or can you stay in the hospital?

"Not your old-fashioned grandfather?" The woman suddenly said angrily: "Why don't you want to see your ghost appearance before you grow old when you are old, and specially called a veteran to exercise for you, saying that you will be more manly!" ”

"I'll go, Mom, don't you say it sooner!" Brother Dog suddenly jumped up: "I have to go to my aunt's to hide." ”

"Hide from the fart!" The woman grabbed him who was about to slip away and said: "This time, you don't even want to run, not only your grandfather, but your father also gave a death order, your father has spoken, and no one in your wife and my relatives over there dare to take you in." ”

"Daddy?" Brother Dog was stunned for a moment: "It's really strange, when will he have time to take care of me?" ”

"Isn't it your Uncle Fang yet? When I first gave birth to you before, the two families ordered a baby kiss, so many years later, your Uncle Fang got better and better, and his daughter was angry, and he was Tsinghua University and a student in the Federal Star State, and your father didn't mention this matter later, but I didn't expect your Uncle Fang to take the initiative to mention it this time, saying that next month, his Xiaojia will return to Central China and let the two children be together..... This kind of good thing can smash your father into a daze, and when he called me, he was incoherent with joy, and especially told you to behave well this time. ”

"Behave a hammer!" Brother Dog suddenly covered his face: "Mom, it's not like you haven't seen Fang Xiaojia's woman, she is so proud of something, the old lady in her family obviously looks down on your background, how could you let your daughter marry?" I haven't shown any meaning in this regard for so many years, and suddenly mentioned it, something must have happened! ”

"What could happen?" The woman suddenly gave her son a blank look: "Your Uncle Fang's career is very good, and the stock of the family business has soared, do you think it is half-dead like your father's business?" If it weren't for your uncles, maybe it would have been gone, what do you say people still want your father? ”

Brother Dog: "Then you must have provoked a romantic debt, come back and let me take over!" ”

When the woman heard this, she didn't refute it for the first time, a trace of dodging obviously flashed in her eyes, and Brother Dog immediately jumped up when she saw this: "Damn, really, you guys have done it too well, right?" Am I your own? ”

"Tsk.... What kind of bastard are you talking about, kid! The woman coughed dryly and said angrily: "You are my mother's hard work for ten months when I am pregnant, how can I pit you?" This is not for your good, you see that you have achieved nothing now, and your father's business is probably finished in your hands, and there is a family for Liyue, isn't this paving the way for you? What happened to the pick-up? This kind of good plate is not available if others want to pick it up! ”

Brother Dog: "........."

"Besides, which girl nowadays hasn't had a few boyfriends before getting married? Your mom and I changed it every month, and your dad didn't take it well? ”

"Hehe....." Brother Dog shook his head and sneered unfooledly: "It's really that simple, it will be my turn to take this plate?" Mom, do you still want to fool me? Don't tell the truth? ”

How did this little bunny become so shrewd after playing games for a few months? Could it be that the old lady's witty bloodline has awakened in his body?

The woman gritted her teeth secretly, but on the surface, she did not change her face and said, "Then tell me, what else can it be?" ”

"This ......" Brother Dog felt that he couldn't think of it for a while, and suddenly he was a little speechless.

"One day I want to think about it, hurry up and give me a good look at your oily hair, and I will take you to meet the veteran uncle recommended by your grandfather in the afternoon, I tell you, put the rules when you meet in the afternoon, that is your grandfather's old guard for decades, it was the relationship between your grandfather who blocked bullets back then, remember to call Uncle Liu when you meet, and your father has to call Brother Liu when you meet!"

"Oh......" Brother Dog responded, but he always felt that his mother was changing the subject.

"Go quickly, get a mental haircut and come back, this sloppy appearance, I will be told by your father again later!"

Dog: "........"

--------------------------------------------

After being kicked out of his home, Brother Dog wandered the streets all the way, he didn't choose to let the housekeeper drive to pick him up, but chose to walk by himself, after all, he didn't seem to have walked outside for almost half a year.....

It was June, and it was noon, and the scorching sun had deserted the entire street, sparsely populated with only a few pedestrians.

Brother Dog looked at his phone, and it prompted that the temperature was 43 degrees today, this kind of ghost weather where eggs may be boiled on the ground, and it is normal for no one to go out.

But Brother Dog inexplicably thinks it's okay, the sun seems to be poisonous and spicy on his body but it is not as exaggerated as he imagined, is it because he is used to playing games and getting used to the poisonous sun of Mars?

When there was no dormitory in the game, they sometimes had no place at the downline mine, so they just dug a pit outside and slept, and the next day they crawled out of the red-hot sand.

But why do you compare them like this? That's a game, in the game, you have rough skin and thick meat, and in reality, the wind blows.....

Thinking of this, the dog brother shook his head, yawned all the way to a barber shop that looked to be decorated.

After looking at the price, ordinary washing, scissors and blowing cost 100 federal coins, a senior barber cost 300, and the store manager personally operated 500, and suddenly glanced at his mouth and said secretly: It's really dark!

The purchasing power of the federal currency is not low, now the financial market is stable, the value of the currency has been maintained very well, an Apple's latest mobile phone is also up to four thousand, and the average student's living expenses are probably not five hundred a month, but this haircut is so expensive, I have to say that this business is really easy to do!

Nowadays, artificial intelligence is prevalent, and many popular jobs have been impacted in the past, but on the contrary, some handicrafts are slowly becoming popular, and service industries such as hairdressing, catering, carpentry carving, and photography are becoming more and more prosperous.

Thinking about it, it is also in line with the market principle that social welfare is better, there are more people living at home, and the cost of manual services has become higher.

"Yo, brother, haircut or perm?" When the store manager saw someone coming, he hurriedly shook off the sleepiness at noon and greeted him warmly.

"Are there any familiar barbers? Would you like to recommend one? ”

Brother Dog: "Who is the store manager?" ”

"Contemptible!" The store manager rubbed his hands and smiled.

Brother Dog waved his hand, and said in the tone of a rich child: "Then you can cut it.... Well cut, it doesn't matter how much it costs! ”

In the face of such a heroic words, the store manager did not answer, but smiled, took two steps back, leaned on the sofa and squinted: "What kind of hairstyle does the little brother want to cut?" ”

Brother Dog thought for a moment and replied, "I can find a daughter-in-law." ”

The store manager was silent when he heard this, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a full puff, and then sighed and said quietly: "It seems that the little brother is here to smash the field today!" ”

Dog: "......."