254 Auntie [Explosive Update]
On the other side, Mikaka and Shi Zhenxian walked to the door of the men's toilet and prepared to take a bowel.
Suddenly, Mikaka remembered something, stopped at the door, squirmed, and did not dare to go in.
Shi Zhenxian turned back in confusion and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Already peeing your pants? ”
"What nonsense!" Mikaka said, "I can't go in." ”
Shi Zhenxian: "Huh? ”
"You're an elm head." Seeing that he didn't understand, Mikaka quietly leaned into his ear, "I'm a woman now." Can't go into the men's bathroom! ”
Shi Zhenxian patted his bald head, "Yes." What to do. Otherwise, you can go to the women's bathroom. ”
Mikaka said, "Isn't that more death-seeking?" ”
Before he reached the door of the women's bathroom, he would be beaten to death as a pervert.
"Then you hold back."
"I'm not going to do it!"
"Leave you alone. I'm going in and pulling. ”
"You're not allowed to go. Otherwise, I'll hold a grudge. When I turn back into a god, it may not work against you. ”
"Damn."
A naked threat.
Shi Zhenxian thought for a while and said, "I have a way." You can go into the cubicle and pretend to poop? ”
That's a good idea, Mikaka said, "so be it." However, you have to help me watch the wind at the door. ”
"Is there ...... mistake?"
"Hurry up. I can't hold it anymore. ”
"Okay......"
The two of them went in front and back, but unexpectedly, Mikaka saw the boy standing in the urinal, and inadvertently saw something that should not be seen, and let out a scream of "ah", so he ran out in a panic.
It's all about women.
The boy who passed by looked at him like a neurotic, and the look in his eyes seemed to say, "Don't you have what we have?" What's all the fuss about. ”
Shi Zhenxian followed and walked out, "Mikaka, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I don't dare walk in now when I see a boy urinating," Mikaka said. ”
"......" Shi Zhenxian had nothing to say.
"It's just you. Then I can't help you. ”
"Don't. Nabs. Mikakara stopped him, "If you don't help me with this, you won't be allowed to go in." ”
"Forget it, don't drag me into the water."
"Anyway, if you don't help me, you will bear the consequences."
At this moment, Qin Sijie walked over, "Why are you two standing at the door of the toilet?" ”
Shi Zhenxian secretly told Qin Sijie about it.
Qin Sijie looked at Mikaka's shy appearance, crying and laughing. Suddenly, he had an idea, "I have a way." ”
"What's the idea?!"
"This way, that. And so it goes. Qin Sijie muttered to the two of them.
"That's a great idea." Shi Zhenxian looked at him with admiration, "This trick is a fox and a fake tiger, I learned it from a Chinese textbook." ”
"You don't care. Just do it. ”
So, Shi Zhenxian walked in and said to the boy inside, "Hey, hey! Convey the instructions from above. ”
"What instructions?" A boy in the next class who was urinating said.
"Big Brother Qi Mu has an order, he wants to temporarily recruit this toilet. If you need to clear the venue, please leave within three minutes. ”
"Ahh The boy inside immediately complained, "How can this be done, then do we want to be convenient?" ”
"It's too domineering. How can you monopolize this toilet?! ”
The boy who was growing up in the cubicle was even more bitter, "Brother, I just Raye." ”
Shi Zhenxian didn't care, "If you're not afraid of Big Brother Qimu, just continue to use it." Anyway, when Big Guy Qi Mu beat away the minions of the Meteor Society, you didn't have nothing to see. Don't blame me for not reminding you. When the time comes, if you are beaten and incontinent, don't cry. ”
Hearing this, the boys were silent. Of course they knew the deeds of the big guy Qi Mu, one person beat away a group of hooligans, how could they be able to compete with these high school students? Besides, even a bad boy like Shi Zhenxian has taken refuge in him. The current Qi Mu is the school bully of Xiangyun High School.
Therefore, even if the boy complains, he does not dare to provoke a big man like Qi Mu.
Their lives mattered, and they hurriedly solved it and left in a huff.
Besides, even if the toilet on this floor can't be used, they can use another toilet.
In less than three minutes, the boys' toilet had been cleared.
Shi Zhenxian patted Qin Sijie's shoulder, "Qin Gongzi, you really have you." ”
Mikaka, ignoring the compliments, rushed into the toilet cubicle and pulled open his pants......
"Shh......hh
However, although this level has passed, Mikaka did not expect that greater difficulties were waiting for him.
The first class in the afternoon. Mikaka was listening carefully to the teacher's lecture. Suddenly, he felt a tingling pain in his abdomen.
Whining...... It hurts. He clutched his stomach and broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
What's going on. Did you eat the wrong thing? But it doesn't seem to be the kind of pain that comes from eating a bad stomach.
Moreover, Mikaka felt as if something was leaking out of her lower body.
He subconsciously glanced at it, and wow, there was a faint blood stain on his crotch.
What's going on?
Mikaka is a boy, how can he understand such a thing? His face was pale with pain, his body shivered, and his whole body felt limp.
When Zuo Junnan, who was lecturing, passed by him, he noticed his abnormality, "Mikaka, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I don't know."
"Are you sick?"
"It's just that my stomach hurts."
"Let's go to the infirmary."
So, Zuo Junnan instructed Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie to help him go to the infirmary quickly.
When he came to the infirmary, the school doctor asked him to sit on a chair, check his pulse, look at his tongue again, and observe his face. At the end, the school doctor showed a very puzzled face.
"This classmate, you ...... It seems to be the menstrual period. ”
"Teacher, what is the menstrual period?" Mikaka asked, an ignorant teenager with a look on his face.
Shi Zhenxian patted him, bit his ear with him, and told him: "It's a ...... girls come once a month."
"Oh!" Mikaka suddenly came to his senses and said with a smile, "Teacher, you must be mistaken. I'm a boy. How can it come to menstruation? ”
The school doctor said, "But your symptoms are exactly the same as those of a girl." ”
"......" Mikaka, Shi Zhenxian, and Qin Sijie looked at each other.
Oh, by the way, Mikaka is a girl now.
Mikaka was like a bolt from the blue, he actually ...... It's menstrual period?!
The cruelty of this fact is second only to that he will have a baby in the future.
"Poof-ha-ha." Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie covered their mouths and snickered, and they almost rolled to the ground with laughter.
If it weren't for Mikaka's murderous look, they would have done it.
"If you dare to speak out about this, I will kill you."
"Woo. We won't. The two quickly shook their heads.
Shi Zhenxian secretly pulled Qin Sijie aside, "Don't you think, after Mikaka knew that he was a god, his heart became ruthless." ”
Qin Sijie: "If I were a god, I could be more ruthless than him, do you believe it?" ”
"I believe it. So, don't mess with him in the future. ”
"Ahh Gone are the Mikaka who was once abused by us every day. ”
The two of them sighed.
And Mikaka's mood is even more complicated.
When a person declines, really any strange thing can happen!
There was no way, when this happened, Mikaka had to ask for leave and go home.
This is the first time he's taken menstrual leave!
When he recalls this when he grows up, it will be a mixed bag.
When I returned home, I happened to meet my mother chasing the afternoon theater. Seeing him come back, his mother was surprised: "Mikaka, why did you leave school so early?" ”
"Mom, I'm sick."
"Ahh My little darling, what is wrong with you? Mom quickly turned off the TV and came over to inquire carefully.
"This ......" Mikaka was a little hard to say.
Mom said, "What's so shy about being sick." Tell Mom, what disease do you have? ”
"I have a gynecological ......," Mikaka whispered, like a mosquito.
"What?" Mi's mother didn't hear clearly.
"I mean, I'm coming to my aunt." Mikaka finally mustered up the courage to speak the embarrassing truth.
"What is Auntie?" Mi's mother still doesn't understand.
"It's the one that girls come once a month."
Because Mikaka is essentially a man, he had to be named Aunt Dad.
Mi's mother understood in seconds, and at the same time, her body tilted and held Mikaka, "I heard you right......"
"Mom, you heard me right. I did come on menstrual leave! ”
"......" Mi's mother's expression is indescribable.
Mikaka was lying on the bed, and after her mother's careful care, her health was much better.
The first time he came to menstrual leave, he was also inexperienced.
Alas, now he finally understands how hard it is to be a woman. Thinking that if he couldn't change back into a man, he would have to have a baby, so he panicked. He vowed that in the future, he must respect women and put women's rights first!
"Come, come, come. Baby, Mom made you brown sugar water, it's very useful. Mom came in with freshly boiled brown sugar water and fed Mikaka to drink, when suddenly a question came to her mind, "Strange, Mikaka, aren't you transgender?" How can there be such a thing as a menstrual period? Is sex reassignment surgery so powerful now? Can even menstrual leave be sorted out? ”
Mikaka almost didn't choke and said, "Mom, don't mention transsexuality." ”
This has nothing to do with transsexuality. He's now struggling with how to turn back into a man.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
"I'll open the door." Mom put down the bowl and went out to open the door.
I heard her conversation with someone at the entrance.
"Excuse me, who are you looking for?"
"Ahh This must be Mikaka's sister! It's beautiful. ”
- It's the voice of Xia Good Morning.
"You're kidding, I'm his mother."
"Impossible! How could Mikaka's mother be so young! I don't believe it, show me my ID. "Xia Good Morning's kung fu is top-notch.
In short, under her boasting, Mi's mother's favorability towards this girl is simply overwhelming.
Mikaka heard her flattery inside, and they all felt sorry for her. I thought to myself, what are you doing here?
Just thinking about it, Mi's mother brought Xia Good Morning to the door.
Mikaka didn't have a good face, "What are you doing here?" ”
Mi's mother: "Kaka, how do you speak?" Your classmates care about you. ”
"Mom. Don't let her fool you. ”
Xia early morning said to Mi's mother: "Auntie, it's my fault. I didn't expect Mikaka to hate me so much, just because I didn't show him the answer in the last exam, and he holds a grudge until now. Alas. She let out a long sigh.
Mikaka almost jumped out of bed, "Who cheated!" Don't spew blood! ”
"Mikaka. You're cheating? Mi's mother's face was very ugly.
"Mom. I swear. I really don't! ”
This big black cauldron, Mikaka can't carry it! And Xia Zao'an squeezed his eyes proudly, as if to say, let you show me a face.
You damn girl. Mikaka remembered her.
"Auntie, I'm leaving. Originally, I also brought someone to see Mikaka. Hey, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people. I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch! ”
Is this still good morning Xia, when did she become so literate?
Wait, is it a small note in her hand?
No wonder he can also recite poetry, dare to copy that poem on a small note.
When encountering this kind of girl, Mikaka feels that her life will be much shorter. He squinted his eyes and said, "You have such a good heart? Bring someone to help me see a doctor? ”
Good morning Natsu continues her performance. Say, "Am I a scoundrel in your heart?" Whining. It's too bullying. Auntie, you give me a review. She threw herself into Mi's mother's arms. Mi's mother's love was overflowing, hugging her, "Good, good, good morning, don't cry." Let Auntie do justice for you. ”
"Thank you, Auntie."
"Mikaka, tonight, I'm going to see the review you wrote." Mi's mother glared at him.
"......" Mikaka, a little bit of a desire to kill someone.
Xia Zao was smug and grimaced at him.
"Good morning Xia, I was wrong. I solemnly apologize to you. Mikaka had to apologize to her in a false way, otherwise, his mother would not let him go.
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm very generous and I won't take it to heart. Xia Zao waved his hand generously.
"So, what about the doctor who treated me?" Mikaka asked, wanting to see who she could bring with her.
"Come out. Don't be shy. "Good morning Xia pulled people to the side.
"Who is shy." The man couldn't laugh or cry either.
When she came out, she saw that it was Yao Lingzi, the owner of the demon spirit prop house. She is still wearing a cheongsam and holding a small folding fan, just as beautiful and moving.
Seeing her, Mikakaho sat up from the bed, "Miss Reiko, why are you here?" ”
Yao Lingzi fanned the little fan charmingly, and said, "I, I'm here to collect the payment for the coffin that came back to life at Qin's house today, no, I received a text message from Xia Zao'an, so I came to see your situation by the way." ”
"Miss Reiko, you're still alive! Didn't get trampled to death by the Pale Silver Bone Dragon? ”
"How do you speak? Do I look that short-lived? ”
"It doesn't matter. Miss Reiko, I am looking forward to the stars and the moon and finally looking forward to you. Mikaka took her hand like a poor man seeing a savior.
"Woo, Miss Reiko, you're here. Please help me. ”
Mikaka was talking when she suddenly found her mother hiding in the door and peeking at her.
"Ahem. Mom, go get us dinner. ”
"Oops." Xia Good morning said, "Mikaka, you are too polite. Since you're so gracious, let's just stay for a light meal. Auntie, don't break the bank, just make some abalone, lobster, bird's nest or something, we are not picky eaters. It's true. ”
Does that sound like a non-picky eater?
Mi's mother had no choice but to say, "Okay, then I'll go and prepare." ”
Wait until she's gone.
Mikaka hurriedly said, "Close the door." Can't let mom hear. ”
The door closed. The figure of the mother who had left quietly appeared again. She stood in the doorway, secretly clinging to her ear.
Unexpectedly, the door opened again.