"Smack!" She snapped her fingers and walked in handsomely.

The men in black followed her in unison.

One of them also carried an antique cassette radio on his shoulder.

More than a dozen people took the space dance steps in unison, danced into the classroom, danced on the podium, and forcibly danced Zuo Junnan.

Towards the end of the music, they covered their crotches again, stood on tiptoe, and said "Whoa!" like wild cats. The ground cried out.

The atmosphere was stagnant.

This appearance ceremony...... That's an exaggeration. The students were dumbfounded.

"Wow! So stylish! Only Xia Good Morning made a gesture of worship and stood up to try to learn a space dance move.

It's not like learning at all. It's like stomping your feet desperately.

Forget it, the problem is, she stepped on Mikaka several times.

Isn't Mikaka bad enough?

But ah, Mikaka just felt that this transfer student on the podium was a little familiar.

I saw the transfer student slap his hands on the desk, "Hello! The whole class didn't dare to say anything, thinking that this transfer student should not be the daughter of some club. Could it be the 2020 version of "Extreme Fresh Master"?!!!

When the transfer student took off his sunglasses, Shi Zhenxian and Mikaka shouted one after another, "Mom! It's you?! ”

Among them, Qin Sijie's reaction was the greatest, he was like seeing a ghost, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "Oh my God." The ghost is not gone! ”

"Whose soul is wronged! So sister-in-law, aren't you afraid that I will deduct your pocket money? ”

The person who said this was Qin Chun, Qin Anbang's sister and Qin Sijie's aunt.

The men in black who followed her were all her brothers and sisters. That Ah Jin is also among them.

"This classmate ......," Zuo Junnan asked weakly, "Are you here to go to school or to collect loan sharks?" ”

"You're a teacher, aren't you? Don't be afraid. My brothers and sisters escorted me to school. They said, whoever dares to bully me at school will be broken into pieces. ”

"That's right!" Ah Jin stood up menacingly, "Who dares to bully our little junior sister, there are such bricks!" ”

He pulled out a brick, luck, "Ahh With a wave of his palm, the brick shattered into two pieces.

"Wow!" The students exclaimed and applauded.

Not only was he not frightened, but he felt like he was watching acrobatics.

And that's not all. Another senior brother stood up, holding a nail in one hand and placing it on the lectern, luck.

Tsk, is this a nail to be hammered with bare hands!

You have to have excellent internal qigong to do it!

Just listen to—"Ahhh ”

Ahem...... The iron nail did not insert into the lectern, but pierced the palm of the senior brother's hand.

Ah Jin pointed to the senior brother who held back his tears and didn't cry, and he was quite round, "See!" This is the fate of the person who bullied our little sister! Whoever dares to disagree will nail the palm of his hand! ”

"Wow!" The students took out their mobile phones and took pictures.

Zuo Junnan kindly reminded Ah Jin, "This gentleman, your friend's hand is bleeding." Do you want to go to the infirmary? ”

"Cut! A little injury, how can we be afraid? Next! Ah Jin raised his hand.

Seeing that the next one was about to perform, he was quickly stopped by Zuo Junnan, "Everyone." We've seen what you're doing. I promise that your little sister is safe in school and that no one will bully her. Feel relieved. Feel relieved. ”

"Are you sure?" Ah Jin grabbed Zuo Junnan's collar, looking vicious. "Although I don't read much, don't lie to me!"

If you know you don't read much, don't say it......

At that moment, Zuo Junnan's eyes showed a hint of murderous intent, but it was fleeting, although he was the captain of the ghost team, in school, he still had to pretend to be a good teacher who taught and educated people. can't show his true skills in front of his classmates.

"This big brother, I'm sure your junior sister will be well protected. Can you let me go? ”

Seeing the timidity and cowardice in Zuo Junnan's eyes, Ah Jin was very satisfied. He let go of Zuo Junnan's collar and helped the other party tidy up his collar.

"Teacher, don't mind. Actually, I have a lot of respect for my teachers. ”

Zuo Junnan: "I can see it." You can see it. ”

He asked Ah Chun again, "So, can you invite your senior brothers back?" ”

Ah Chun waved his hand, "Ah Jin, senior brothers, go back." ”

Ah Jin was still a little worried, "Little junior sister, you are alone, does it really matter." ”

"What are you afraid of?" Ah Chun pointed at Qin Sijie, "My nephew is here." What am I going to do, do you think his grandfather will kill him? ”

"Holy." Qin Sijie exclaimed, "What's the matter with me?!" I didn't ask you to come here to school. ”

He never dreamed that Ah Chun would move to his house, and he never dreamed that she would come to Xiangyun High School to study in the same class as him.

Ah Chun crossed his waist, "Hmph! Do you think I want to come to school? It's not your grandfather yet, my brother forced me to learn cultural knowledge to make up for what he owed me all these years! I'm all my age, and I still have to learn ABC, woo, I'm too hard. ”

Who is difficult! Qin Sijie wanted to cry without tears, and shouted in his heart: "Grandpa, don't toss me." Whining. ”

At this time, a girl stood up and asked, "Ah Chun, what is the relationship between you and Qin Sijie." I think I heard you call him a nephew? ”

Ah Chun confessed leniently, "That's right." I was his aunt, his grandfather's sister. I don't call his nephew anything. Tell you. Don't dare offend me, boy. Even if I hit him, he wouldn't be able to fight back. ”

Ah Chun pretended to step down from the podium and beat someone, so frightened that Qin Sijie hurriedly said, "Auntie." Do not use force. This is the school. Give me some face, okay? ”

"Good, good. Go home and hit you again. ”

Oh, my God. Did Qin Sijie suffer any abuse when he went home? Mikaka and Shi Zhenxian both sympathized with him. There is a little devil like Ah Chun, no, an old witch at home, it is simply Cinderella's abuse at home.

"Wait." The classmates were still a little confused, "Qin Sijie's grandfather's sister, in the same class as Qin Sijie?" ”

This age gap seems a bit strange.

The girl scratched her head and asked, "Ah Chun, how old are you this year?" How could it be Qin Sijie's aunt? ”

Ah Chun snapped his fingers, "I'm 63 years old this year." ”

There was silence in the classroom of the "......".

"Are you kidding. How can you be so young at the age of 63 and still in your first year of high school?! ”

Qin Sijie saw that he was going to be a goof, so he hurriedly came out to gag, "Classmates, don't get me wrong, my aunt is joking with you." Actually, she was my grandfather's godsister. ”

"Oh. So that's it! The students were stunned.

Compared with the reason of being 63 years old, the god sister is more convincing.

But what annoys Qin Sijie is that he will be in the same class with his aunt from now on?

What a tragic word!

Shi Zhenxian and Mikaka leaned over and patted him on the shoulder with concern, "Young Master Qin, don't cry." Remember, and us. ”

Qin Sijie was moved: "Thank you." You are really my good brothers. ”

"That has to be. Seeing you fall like this makes us feel much happier. Poofha. ”

Mikaka and Shi Zhenxian slapped the table with laughter.

That's what it's called a bad friend. The emphasis is on the two-rib knife.

That is, when you are about to die, you will be stabbed in both ribs.

"......" Qin Sijie wants to hit someone, hey.

So, no matter what, Ah Chun settled down in the first class of high school. However, this girl really didn't come to study, she was sleeping in class the whole time, and even the teacher couldn't do anything about her.

After all, after such a sensational appearance ceremony, where did the teachers dare to provoke her, aren't they afraid of being nailed!

As soon as she finished her first class, she ran to the podium in high spirits.

"Hey, hey, hey! Ladies and gentlemen, I have good things to buy for you! ”

This scene of shouting and selling is all too familiar.

Is she planning to set up a stall here?

"What's good?" The classmates were really attracted by her shouting and gathered around.

"Of course it's not your average goodie. I can't buy these things online. As he spoke, Ah Chun took out a bunch of gadgets from his school bag.

Mikaka and the others leaned over to take a look, ha, it was indeed those broken things that Ah Jin had sold in the ghost market before.

For example, a tumbler that won't fall down no matter how beaten it is.

A flashlight that uses the sun to generate electricity.

A water bottle that can be refilled once.

There is also a hair dryer that can be used in any shape.

Although they are all small props that are not in the stream, the students looked very fresh and asked, "It's fun." How much is this stuff. I'm going to buy it. ”

"I want to buy it too. Is it expensive? ”

Ah Chun waved his hand, "It's not expensive, it's not expensive." Not expensive at all. Super cheap. Just one gold coin. ”

The students scratched their heads, "How much is a gold coin?" ”

Mika reminded behind him, "A gold coin is equivalent to a market price of 10,000 yuan!" ”

"Wow!" The classmates dispersed in a hurry, and no one cared about this black-hearted vendor.

It's all poor students, who has the money to buy such a thing.

"Oops! Don't go! Buy more and get a discount! Buy 2 get 1 free! Plus VIP and 20% off! ”

No matter how Ah Chun kept him, no one dared to stay as a lamb to be slaughtered.

"Snort. It's all a bunch of poor ghosts. If you can't afford it, forget it, I'll go to the online live broadcast to bring the goods! Ah Chun put the props in his schoolbag while packing up the props. She saw the three of Mikaka, her eyes lit up, and she just wanted to speak. Mikaka didn't know the prophet, waved his hand, and walked over, "Don't ask me to sell." I don't have any money. ”

Shi Zhenxian also shrugged his shoulders and walked over, "I'm sorry." I'm a poor ghost, even if I have money, I can buy hair growth lotion if I want to. ”

He has always been very concerned about his bald head.

Qin Sijie also wanted to follow the two friends over, but Ah Chun grabbed his collar, "Stop." Great-nephew! ”

"What. Auntie, I can't afford it. ”

"you. You've got it all anyway. Deduct from your pocket money! Ah Chun stuffed all the props into him, "If you don't buy it, I'll tell my brother, your grandfather, that you bullied me at school." ”

"I'll go to your uncle's. Aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open! ”

"Huh." Ah Chun raised his hands, "It's not that you don't know." I'm a top performer at deception. You say, "Does your grandfather believe in you or me?" ”

Do you need to ask about this? Since Ah Chun came back, Qin Anbang has treated her like a pearl in the palm of her hand, what do you want, not only Qin Sijie, but even his parents have to serve Ah Chun well. As long as Ah Chun sues in front of Qin Anbang, Qin Sijie's criticism will definitely not be able to run.

Qin Sijie hugged the pile of broken things, neither crying nor laughing.

"Auntie. I only have 10,000 yuan a month. You're going to deduct it until the Year of the Monkey. ”

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm an old immortal, and I can consume it slowly. ”

"......" This person is really skinless and faceless, Qin Sijie can't win her.

"Auntie, if you want money, just ask my grandfather. Do you need to sell all this?! ”

"You don't understand that." Ah Chun shook his finger, "Cheating money is my interest." Understood. ”

"Understood!" This sentence was not said by Qin Sijie, but good morning Xia, as if she had found a bosom friend, she walked over solemnly and held Ah Chun's hand tightly, "What a coincidence, my interest is also a pit for money." You know, the pleasure of pit other people's money is like sitting on Mount Everest and eating hot pot! That kind of stimulation, that kind of spicy, ordinary people can't feel it! ”

"That's right! That's right! I deeply feel the same way, every time I cheat someone out of money, I am like a person who has been constipated for several days, and suddenly I am happy and comfortable! ”

These two sisters, all this mess, what the hell are they?

However, they finally found the feeling of a soulmate.

"Okay, let's be good girlfriends!"

"Great idea! I call you sister! ”

"Then I'll call you sister!"

"Sister!"

"Sister!"

The two are like long-lost sisters, hugging each other affectionately.

Qin Sijie was dumbfounded when he saw this scene. Why did it suddenly become a scene of righteous knot Jin Lan? This turn of events was too unexpected.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Zao'an made a suggestion, "Sister, my sister doesn't have anything good for you, so I'll give you the jade bracelet handed down by my ancestors." It's not worth much, it's about 10,000 gold coins. ”

She took out an emerald green jade bracelet from her pocket, which was very cheap at first glance, but Ah Chun was very moved, and solemnly held it in the palm of her hand, "Sister, you actually gave me such a generous gift, which really flattered my sister." I don't have any gifts for my sister, the only thing is this diamond, which is a royal thing in the kingdom of Babylon, but it's not worth much. It's about 20,000 gold coins, which is really worthless, so don't dare to accept it because it's too valuable. ”

Ah Chun took out a diamond and handed it to Xia Good Morning.

Xia Good morning was so moved that tears were about to flow.

"Woo. It's not a loss to be my good sister. ”

The two pretended to wipe away their tears with their backs, but in fact, they secretly put the things given by the other party in their mouths and bit them.

Phew, it's glass. Xia Zao scolded in his heart.

On that side, Ah Chun also snorted coldly in his heart, snorting, plastic broken things. You want to lie to me!

When the two turned around, they smiled warmly.

"Oh! Younger sister! ”

"Oh! Sister! ”

The two hugged each other tightly again, taking the opportunity to paste a piece of white paper with a turtle drawn on each other's backs.

Then, happily put his arm around each other's shoulders and walked out of the classroom.

Only the two white sheets of paper with turtles painted on them were particularly glaring.

Is...... The rumored plastic sisterhood.

Qin Sijie can be regarded as insightful.

With the acting skills of the two of them, it is more than enough to mix in the entertainment industry when they grow up.

Maybe they will form some kind of teddy sister group to debut in the future.

Signed book question: What did Xia Good Morning send to Ah Chun?