"Yo yo yo, Brother Bo, where have you been? It's not easy for the body to be squeezed dry like this. ”

Chen Bo pursed his lips and said speechlessly: "What, it's just makeup, and it's really helpless to make a living." ”

"Didn't disgrace our profession."

Chen Bo commercial touted: "No, how can it be, who am I, Mr. Wang's roommate, the campus myth has added a strong stroke." ”

"Aha, it won my heart." Wang Xu sorted out the materials for tomorrow's exam and sent a copy to Chen Bo.

"I've ranked the questions in order of frequency from highest to lowest, which is a good shortcut if you want to be lazy."

"I can't see how many brushes the king has." Chen Bo thanked him.

Wang Xule said: "That's not it, the stainless steel pot also has to be washed, you say no." ”

Chen Bo echoed and said, "Yes, yes, when I'm done with my chores, I'll come back later to take a good look." ”

It was inconvenient to wash, so Chen Bo simply wiped his body and sat back in his position with his hands on the wall.

"Did the doctor say when I will recover?"

"If you do physiotherapy, it will take about a week, and your condition is not too serious, after all, the skin is rough and thick, and the self-healing ability is strong."

"Physiotherapy? How much? "Chen Bo's primary focus is very clear.

Wang Xu said indifferently: "Hundreds of thousands, it's not expensive." ”

Chen Bo said with a stunned face: "If the situation is not serious, it will cost hundreds of thousands, so can I be cremated directly next time." ”

"Shut up, I don't want you to say that."

"Shhhh

Chen Bo's heart was filled with a strange throbbing.

Wang Xu continued: "Your insurance will not take effect in full until a year, for the sake of millions, please live well." ”

"I...."

Chen Bo wanted to speak and stopped, and sure enough, he didn't see the wrong person.

"Fortunately, the teacher didn't go to see the review, and our results should be real and valid." Wang Xu reported a gratifying news.

Chen Bo opened the file, looked at the unfamiliar review materials, turned his head in a daze and asked, "Hey, Mr. Wang, are your skills accurate, why have I never seen high-frequency emojis." ”

"There will be no mistake in the samples collected by big data, it can only mean that you usually accumulate too little." Wang Xu wandered around the Internet to pass the time, and accidentally glanced at a post.

"The secret of keyboard application?"

Wang Xu was very interested in this, and he couldn't wait to click in, and the result was to sell the film.

"Damn, under the banner of our professionalism, deceived the visit, reported it."

Chen Bo, a student of Kuhai, memorized the first 30 paired emojis, turned to the next page, and immediately turned on the Forgotten Hourglass mode.

"This emoji is so familiar, huh? Where have you seen it? ”

"Oh, it turned out to be the one I remembered before, but I don't seem to have memorized this page?"

"Ma What's the Plum? Ma Dong? Plum? ”

"It's over, what do the most frequent memes look like?"

"Don't memorize by rote, you have to master the methods." Wang Xu was reciting words in a leisurely manner.

Chen Bo sighed and said: "Your mindset and historical experience formed by long-term accumulation, I have no foundation, just like learning English, I don't even know the root of the word, what to talk about TOEFL and IELTS." ”

"Yes, good luck, I'm sleeping." Wang Xu turned off the lights and went to bed.

"Anyway, it's not the first time I've failed the course, go to his uncle's senior fighting chart." Chen Bo was so sleepy that he couldn't do it, and he was chic and comfortable with the computer cover.

……

"The posture of your back keyboard is so riotous, we are going to the exam, not to the costume party."

Wang Xu turned around on a horse, put the keyboard to his chest, and played a non-vocal pipa music charmingly.

"It's called temperament, you know? With this keyboard on my back, I am the most stylish person in the school, and you, Brother Bo, we are going to the exam, not to the funeral, be happy. ”

"Hehe, I'm so happy." Chen Bo grinned dryly.

"Together, let's fight for a better tomorrow." Wang Xu sang there affectionately, and Chen Bo retracted his hand while he was not paying attention.

The exclusive keyboard looks no different from the ordinary model, Chen Bo tried the tapping feel, but Erer.

"Brother Bo, have you passed the rice?" Wang Xu put on the headphones and didn't forget to make his eyes.

"If I fail, do you take care of the food?" Chen Bo asked rhetorically.

"Yes, no problem." Wang Xu made an OK gesture.

"I want to have a big meal, counting on you." Chen Bo couldn't be clearer about his strength, and this meal was nine out of ten.

The voice system prompts: "Please read the exam instructions below and agree to all the terms in the last column, otherwise you will not be able to start the exam." ”

"I'm annoying, grinding and chirping, go to dinner after the exam early, and I can't be in a bad mood."

After so many setbacks, Chen Bo has become a freewheeling person, as for the character of a calm scholar? It's been a matter of the last world for a long time.

"Yo? Do you still want to enter a verification code? ”

Chen Bo looked at it and found that something was wrong.

"Please write the third content of the instructions to candidates in full, it's over, what is the third one? Rewind and see. ”

Chen Bo glanced at it, memorized the keywords, and dragged the scroll wheel directly to the bottom.

"Huh? Has the captcha changed? Article 5 ....."

Chen Bo kept an eye on him, he slowly moved the mouse wheel upwards, and then suddenly slid to the fifth.

"As long as I roll fast, the captcha won't respond....."

"Article six?!"

"Forget it, I'll memorize, can't I read through the whole text and recite it?" Chen Bo disarmed and surrendered, and honestly memorized the exam instructions one by one.

"It's not okay without a full stop, it's too strict."

Chen Bo, who had bad habits, corrected his mistakes with tears and revisited the regulations once, which took nearly half an hour in total before he was able to officially enter the exam.

[Ex-girlfriend (baby): Are you there?] ]

Chen Bo has a very short reaction time, and there are two key points to solve this problem, the first is identity, the object is an ex-girlfriend, who takes the initiative to ask you for warmth, and the probability of reuniting and borrowing money accounts for half of each, so it is necessary to further judge from the second point.

The note to the ex-girlfriend is the baby, indicating that he still has feelings for her, otherwise he will definitely note the full name.

After coming to a conclusion, Chen Bo's fingertips neatly found a suitable matching emoji from the material library.

[Yes, how are you doing lately?] ]

"Perfect, I smell the breath of victory."

ushered in a good start, and Chen Bo's confidence increased greatly.

[Keng (Bear Child): Sister, I accidentally broke your lipstick]

The judgment of this question is much simpler, since it is a bear child, you have to tell your family if you make a mistake.

[Don't worry, I'll have a good chat with your parents]

The sound of the dog sounded one after another, and Chen Bo passed all the way with a green light, and there was no jamming in the whole process.

"Genius, I'm really a genius, Chen Bo, there is such a knowledgeable person in the world, who can be called a star of Wenqu...."

"Go to hell."