Chapter 34: I Am Your Old Father (Part II)
Feng Xiaoshu circled around Chen Bo's wheelchair, walked behind him and rubbed his shoulders, the strength was just right, and the sense of rhythm was in place.
She pretended to be affectionate and blew in her ear: "Dad, I am your favorite little daughter, you would leave the best things to me when I was a child, and it is the same now, right." ”
"Should I nod? Or should I shake my head? ”
Chen Bo did not have the script with the actors in advance, he only knew that the old father he played had no lines, but how to react in what situation could only be played on the spot.
"Xu Yihui thinks too highly of me." Chen Bo's expression was very weird, the corners of his mouth were smiling, but his forehead was wrinkled with a few lines.
Hu Jiajun said righteously: "Little sister, you are embarrassed to say that our father loves you the most, but when did you ever honor his old man, as the saying goes-married daughter, spilled water, you are already an outsider, and there is no place for you to speak here." ”
Chen Feiwu said helpfully: "Yes, yes, what the eldest brother said is reasonable, Sister Shu, don't blame us for being ruthless, our father's aftermath should be handled by me and the eldest brother." ”
Chen Bo rolled his eyes and said in his belly: "What happened after the death? I'm a big living person, and I haven't taken my last breath yet. ”
originally thought it was a family ethics drama, but from casting to lines, the context of the story seems to be developing in a funny and funny direction.
Hu Jiajun leaned down and said earnestly: "Dad, you go back with us, it's delicious and delicious." ”
"I believe in your wickedness." Chen Bo pressed the back button and manipulated the wheelchair to move away.
"You see, Dad doesn't want to go back with you at all." Feng Xiaoshu knew that his opportunity had come, so he hurriedly went up to hold the wheelchair car, "I'm here to pick you up, let's go, the car will be parked outside." ”
"Turn up the speed to third gear and see how you chase me."
Chen Bo ignored Feng Xiaoshu's overtures, and the wheelchair slipped to another corner, and even the spotlight of the chase was half a beat slower.
"Please, treat me as a dead man, it's not easy to work, or you can fight first, and then come to me after you win."
Chen Bo curled up in the corner and shivered, and these guys surrounded him again.
Hu Jiajun asked, "Dad, do you have anything on your mind, why don't you want to go with us." ”
Chen Bo glared at the servant viciously, and a kind and weird smile appeared on his face.
Feng Xiaoshu pulled away Hu Jiajun and accused: "Don't be so loud, yell until our dad is Alzheimer's." ”
Chen Feiwu said in a round game: "Calm down, it's not a way to go on like this, or let's guess the winner and take our dad home." ”
"I don't agree, I haven't won since I was a kid." Feng Xiaoshu was the first to object.
"That fight the landlord?" Chen Feiwu changed his words.
This time, it was Hu Jiajun's turn to vote no, "If you want to be beautiful, you will definitely let me be the master, and I won't do it." ”
"Director, can't you really give me a line? I wanted to jump out of my wheelchair and slap a few people on the face. Chen Bo swallowed his saliva and swallowed all the words he wanted to say.
The servants finally played a game of dice, Chen Bo really couldn't stand it, and it was still interesting to play a wheelchair.
The floor on the side of the stage near the curtain was slippery, and Chen Bo was driving too fast, accidentally overturning, and his knees hit the ground heavily, like an actor who failed to juggle.
"It hurts!"
Cramps and numbness ensued, and Chen Bo gritted his teeth and let the drama continue.
"Quick, our dad is dead."
Hu Jiajun noticed the situation and stopped the bad fun game of the servants.
"It's over, it's really out of gas."
Chen Bo regretted not taking a hard bite, he held Feng Xiaoshu's hand tightly, and said softly: "I'm almost dying." ”
Feng Xiao comprehended and said happily: "Dad said that he would leave the house to me, you see, this is the evidence." ”
She grabbed Chen Bo's hand and witnessed to the audience that someone seemed to hear a crunch.
"I don't know how heavy it is..."Chen Bo convulsed all over, and soon fainted.
……
When he woke up, it was pitch black all around, and Chen Bo tried to move his body, but he was firmly bound in a sealed space.
"Where am I? This size, how is it the same as a coffin. ”
There was movement outside, and Chen Bo listened closely, it was those guys crying.
"Dad, you died so miserably, you haven't enjoyed happiness in your life, and as your child, it's really embarrassing." Hu Jiajun hugged the coffin board and cried to the ground, and his voice shook Chen Bo's ears.
"Dad, go with peace of mind, I will take care of the house for you." Feng Xiaoshu placed the wreath in front of the coffin and bowed deeply respectfully.
Chen Feiwu interrupted: "Who said that the house belongs to you, our father did not leave a will before his death, according to the law, all children enjoy the right to inherit the property jointly, either compensate me with the same amount of money, or we will see you in the court." ”
Feng Xiaoshu scolded and said: "Money, money, money, all you have in your mind is money, don't you have our dad in your heart?" ”
Chen Feiwu crossed his waist and said confidently: "Naturally, it's pretended, depending on what you mean, you don't want to spit out the house, okay, I'll call the police now." ”
"If you dare, you can try."
"Try it, just try it." Chen Fei took out his mobile phone and called the police.
"Fighting in my mourning hall, you're so good." Chen Bo only hated that he couldn't lift the coffin, so he could only stay honestly and wait for the theater to end.
The farce lasted longer than expected, and this living treasure carried himself into the police station, and then put it in court to face the court, which is really a big joke in the world.
At the end of the play, the old man actually had already made arrangements for the house, and he was tired of the world, so he donated the house to the nursing home in the city.
"Are you willing to open the lid?" Chen Bo was covered until his cheeks were red, and he was only one step away from suffocating.
Xu Yihui apologized and said: "I'm sorry, there was something wrong with our props, the mechanism was stuck, and it took a long time to open it." ”
"Why don't you use an ordinary one, I'll serve you." Chen Bo's legs and feet are inconvenient, and he has to be supported by someone to come out.
"It's for a magic show, and it just so happens to be similar in shape, so we naturally rented it out." Xu Yihui did not slack off, paid off Chen Bo's appearance fee happily, and praised him: "Classmate Chen, you are a very good performer
The cell person, especially the action of falling to the ground and hitting the street, is breathtaking, have you ever practiced this experience? ”
Chen Bo confirmed the payment on his mobile phone, put it back in his pocket and said, "I have leg cramps, I want you to help, and I am embarrassed to stop the performance, so I have to endure it." ”
"No wonder, time is limited, and I haven't had time to tell you many details, but Chen's vivid acting skills not only convinced the audience, but even I, the head of the troupe, couldn't help but want to offer my knees."
"That's not it, what am I, majoring in keyboard application, and I'm looking forward to the next cooperation." Chen Bo returned the wig to the other party, got into a wheelchair and walked away.