"You are really a fairy, make up for sleep until the next day."

Chen Bo made a rough calculation, from climbing into bed at nine o'clock in the morning to now, it has been nearly a whole day.

Wang Xu put the keyboard on his back and said energetically: "I got up in the middle of the night, but you didn't notice, ate a meal of noodles, and continued to sleep." ”

"Today is a normal class, no special arrangements are made." Chen Bo relayed the notice.

"I understand, I haven't been in class for a long time, and I miss the teacher a little."

"The guy who made us fail the course, it's better to show up less." Chen Bo forgot how many points he had in the last exam, and it was very bad anyway.

Wang Xu suddenly mentioned: "Oh, by the way, that nurse Xiaofang, do you have any impression?" ”

"You're not going to check the details of other people, are you? Prototyped? What is the reference answer? Chen Bo asked three times.

"In the textbook of AI crime, Xiaofang is not a real person, and the program has set up an automatic reply, no matter what you say, it will automatically proceed to the next step, the purpose is to make money."

"Isn't that? Anyway, I can automatically jump to the next step, why should I be wrong. Chen Bo shouted injustice.

Wang Xu was upset about this: "Yes, I'm also thinking about this problem, dog." ”

"Don't mention this woman who makes me sad and crying, I want to eat cheong fun today, so I went to reserve a seat early." Wang Xu patted Chen Bo on the shoulder and walked out of the door first.

"Basic Routines" is one of the compulsory courses for keyboard application majors, and it is indispensable to study various routines in depth if you want to become a qualified keyboard warrior.

"If there was a paper version of this book, it would be so thick." Chen Bo remembered the previous review materials calculated by TB, and his heart trembled.

Wang Xu gestured: "I can barely fill our dormitory." ”

"Reluctantly...."Chen Bo made up for it, and he was really wandering in the sea of knowledge.

"The weirdest thing about this class is that what you learned one week is ruthlessly overturned the next."

"So where is the key to learning skills?" Chen Bo humbly sought advice.

"If you don't listen, you don't want to know, do your own thing." Wang Xu took out his iPhone and played a mobile game.

The teacher who taught the class was a radiant middle-aged man, with bangs I don't know how much hairspray, almost 90 degrees to the sky, wearing a plain suit, but wearing a red tie, and a pen in his chest pocket was inserted.

"Teacher Xu wore slippers to class today." Wang Xu leaned closer and muttered in a low voice.

"Don't you say I haven't paid attention to it, the elderly slippers, the kind with 9.9 free shipping."

Wang Xu corrected: "No, no, no, it's a limited edition of Anima, I've seen it." ”

"What brand of fountain pen is that?" Chen Bo asked again.

"Cartier, it looks like there's a signature on it." Wang Xu is not only sharp-eyed, but also knowledgeable.

"What's the difference between having and not being?"

Wang Xu continued: "If you don't sign it, it's 888 yuan." If you have a signature, it will be limited to the world, and only members of the Maple Leaf Club will be eligible to purchase it, and the market price will start at five figures. ”

"So he's here to show off his wealth? It's so lucrative to be a university teacher. ”

Chen Bo finally understood how this guy showed people in a strange outfit, strange can arouse curiosity, curiosity will go to explore and explore, and only after learning the truth will he suddenly realize.

Wealth does not show life, such as brocade clothes at night, the ancients did not deceive me.

"What's the most valuable thing he's got in his body?" Chen Bo elbowed lightly.

Wang Xu pointed to his head and said, "Hair." ”

"Gold or silver?"

Wang Xu explained: "He bought himself anti-baldness insurance, which is said to be 10 million yuan, which is worth more than your life." ”

"And if he goes and shaves his head, won't he have the money?"

"If it is discovered, insurance fraud is criminalized, this amount will not come out in 20 years, Mr. Xu is a decent person, and he can't practice himself like this." Wang Xu empathizes.

"Students, I found that there are a few new faces in class today, raise my hand for me to get to know."

"Is this fishing? Haha, who's going to be fooled. Chen Bo turned his head, and Wang Xu raised his hands straight and straight, for fear that the teacher would not pay attention to him.

"Are you a new face? Why raise your hand? Chen Bo was puzzled.

Wang Xu said disdainfully: "This is a code, are you a sand sculpture?" Thought he was fishing? Yes, he is indeed fishing, and he definitely doesn't dare to raise his hand as a substitute teacher, and those who raise their hands are all in the class. ”

"Oh oh, I'm glad I had you, otherwise it would have overturned." Chen Bo learned Wang Xu's appearance, and his posture was even more exaggerated.

Teacher Xu counted, and there were three people who didn't raise their hands, silently remembering their respective positions.

"Now, let's complete the pre-class check-in, the time limit is three minutes, please open the teaching system to operate."

"Guess what game it is this time? As long as you don't do math, you can say anything else. Chen Bo was eager to try.

Seeing that Wang Xu was indifferent, Chen Bo urged: "Hey, it's only three minutes to move." ”

"Huh?" Wang Xu smiled, "If you play the card, wait to be recorded as absent." ”

"This teacher is fishing again? It's too much, what if you get hurt by mistake. Chen Bo let go of the hand holding the mouse.

"Everyone is responsible for their own stupidity and blames themselves for being stupid." Wang Xu has won the true biography of his teacher.

Punching in is the easiest way to log in to your account and tick it, and you don't even set a verification code, and if you move quickly, you can go to the execution ground in ten seconds.

Mr. Xu's knife is very fast, and he doesn't know the severity of his attack at all.

"Look at the teacher's expression, all the fish are hooked." Wang Xu lamented that substitute teaching was too young.

"I think I'll explain this beforehand."

"There will always be a certain detail missing, this teacher is poisonous, he plays cards three or four times in a class, and never plays cards according to the routine."

Wang Xu has been listening attentively, although Xu Jianren did not match the preface and afterword, but he couldn't keep sharpening his knife behind his back, digging a pit and burying people.

Teacher Xu said: "[Taolu] refers to a well-planned way and method of dealing with a certain situation, and the user is often already proficient in the method and has formed a conditioned reflex. ”

"Logically, there is a tendency to use this coping method to deal with complex situations by inertia, while psychologically there is often a dependence on this method, which has a deep impact on people."

"Why are the words coming out of his mouth so high?"

Chen Bo felt that the routine that the other party said and the routine he knew were not the same thing, and the difference was probably Yangchun Baixue and Xia Riba people.

"Noun packaging, it's quite conventional." Wang Xu held his head in his hands, and the smart voice recorder on the desktop was recognizing speech.

"The term taolu was born half a century ago, and in the course of decades of development and evolution, people have mixed opinions about it, and in the eyes of sociologists, taolu is a kind of thinking method, technique and expression produced in the traditional inheritance."

"Psychologists believe that Taolu is a kind of experience-based, low-risk pragmatism, the so-called practice makes perfect, empirical talk."

"Cultural critics start from the background of the times and summarize the general laws of routines."

"It is also the focus of our lecture today - the three laws of routines."