Chapter 50: The Three Laws of Routines (Part II)

"Is this serious nonsense, or is it a serious nonsense."

Wang Xu continued: "Judging from the teacher's tone, the preliminary judgment is that it is a serious nonsense. ”

"Can the routine still be regular?"

Wang Xu explained: "The routine itself is a kind of law, and on the basis of the law, it summarizes the universal guidelines, and the three essences cover all aspects. ”

"I believe in your wickedness." Chen Bo didn't understand at all, and his wandering eyes had nowhere to put it.

"The first law of routines - under general conditions, routines exist objectively." Mr. Xu stretched out a finger and walked around, like a western cowboy with a horse pole, serious and joyful.

How do you understand this sentence? What are the general conditions? Chen Bo looked at Wang Xu blankly.

"Everything you can think of is a general condition."

"The unexpected special conditions, does the routine still objectively exist?" Chen Bo immediately verified the situation of the supplement.

Wang Xu said vaguely: "It may or may not exist." ”

"I'm almost stunned by you, the probability of existence or non-existence is high." Chen Bo counted a few handfuls in both hands.

"Depending on the nature of the particular conditions, it is not possible to generalize."

"And how do you understand that?" Chen Bo couldn't turn the corner.

"For example, you owe me money, and I want you to pay it back, but I'm embarrassed to ask directly, I can only hint at the curve, you may or may not be aware of it, but the routine exists objectively in the behavior of the two of us." Wang Xu is clearly organized.

"What about non-existent?"

"I was sold and I helped people count the money." Wang Xu was concise and to the point.

"I...."Chen Bo frowned.

Wang Xu reviewed his homework: "There are three criteria for judging routines, all of which are indispensable, initiative, interests, and IQ. ”

"Extended narrative refers to the fact that one party consciously takes some specific actions to the other party, and causes the relevant benefits to gain or lose, if the IQ is in arrears, it does not meet the conditions for determining the routine."

"What's that called?"

"Rookies peck at each other."

"I missed a lot of great content." Chen Bo smiled bitterly and copied the whole note.

Wang Xu said proudly: "A little less sincerity, a little more routine, the real routine is not to lie to you once, but to lie to you again and again, as a qualified IQ testing machine, no fool can escape my poisonous tongue." ”

Chen Bogang wanted to refute, but realized that this was tantamount to acquiescing that he was a fool, so he pretended not to care.

Teacher Xu asked: "Many boys like to comfort their partners and drink more hot water, in your opinion, is this a routine?" ”

"So, what's your answer?" Chen Bo was afraid of entering the pit, so he asked Wang Xu directly.

"Isn't the idea of solving the problem clearly written? The theorem I just learned is now being sold. Wang Xu sold Guanzi.

"Is it a routine? No, it's not a routine, is it? No? Chen Bo didn't figure out the connection between the two.

"No, it may be, it may not be." Wang Xu gave an ambiguous answer.

"Depending on the state of the boy saying this, if he is an ignorant and ignorant Xiaobai, he only knows that hot water can cure all diseases, in this case it is not a routine, it is simply stupid."

"But if it's an old driver, use this as an excuse to provoke a cold war, break up and find a new love, obviously meets the conditions for confirming the routine."

Chen Bo was stunned, and didn't react for a while.

Then the ideas given by Mr. Xu were similar, and Wang Xu learned the essence.

"I always thought that routines were just tricks to deceive people, but I didn't expect that after studying the system, I realized that routines are an unfathomable science." Chen Bo shed tears of not learning and not knowing.

"What a naΓ―ve cutie, what's the name of our course? "Basic Routines", do you understand what the foundation means? There are also advanced ones. Wang Xu's tone was relaxed and his demeanor was calm.

Chen Bo swallowed: "It's okay, the coming day is long, I believe that I can pass once in my lifetime." ”

"I wish you success." Wang Xu gave a thumbs up.

Mr. Xu gave a few more examples to illustrate, and then skipped to the next chapter.

"The second law of routines - the actual effect of routines is directly proportional to the level of the user and inversely proportional to the interference factors."

"Finally, there is a law that can be understood literally, and it touches the world." Chen Bo wiped his sweat, and life once again ignited the flame of hope.

"I ask you, how do you judge the level of the user?" Wang Xu decisively poured cold water.

"Intuitive....feel." Chen Bo's volume became smaller and smaller, and his heart was empty.

Wang Xu asked rhetorically: "When the teacher caught substitute teaching, if I hadn't reminded you, would you think the teacher was a fool?" Is this your intuitive feeling, exactly? ”

"Well..... what's the judging criteria?" If you hold on, you will only make mistakes, so Chen Bo simply admitted it.

"There is no judging standard in the textbook, hahaha, I was tricked." Wang Xu analyzed carefully: "I tricked you, so my level is higher than yours, the proof is complete, I didn't expect it." ”

"Maybe you're lying to me with this, there are actually judging criteria in the textbook, hmph, I won't do what you want." Chen Bo cast a questioning look.

Wang Xu shook his head and said: "It's a pity, I really don't have it, I don't believe you to search, if you can find a complete standard on the Internet, I'll get a bangs of the same style as Mr. Xu." ”

"Made, this thing can make people have a nervous breakdown, I don't know which sentence is true and which is false."

"To apply the first law, you can pretend that you don't know anything, and be a fool who counts the money without any worries." Wang Xu is excellent.

"The ignorant are fearless?"

"Well, that's right." Wang Xu nodded.

"Do distractions include people and things?"

"Yes, it can even be both sides of the routine." Wang Xu gave an example, "You are a scumbag, you hooked up with an innocent little girl, and when you saw that good things were about to happen, you were pierced by her bosom friend and the relationship fell through." ”

"You are a scumbag, go and hook up with an innocent little girl, seeing that good things are coming, the IQ of the innocent little girl suddenly goes online, piercing the veil of your hypocrisy, and the relationship is failing."

"You are a scumbag, go to hook up with an innocent little girl, seeing that good things are coming, your conscience finds that you have pierced the veil of hypocrisy, and the relationship has failed."

"You are a scumbag, go to hook up with an innocent little girl, seeing that good things are coming, you hold flowers and walk on the road of happiness, but justice falls from heaven, you are stoned to death by meteorite rain, and your relationship is ruined."

"I've listed four situations above, which represent four typical distractions, so don't thank me." Wang Xu completed the whole story in one go, without jamming at all.

Chen Bo pouted: "Hmph, I'm a scumbag in your mouth, and I've been torn four times." ”

"Analogical sentences are imposing, and sometimes you can't control yourself." Wang Xu expressed deep regret.