Chapter 44: I'm Not Acquainted with It
"No, you can help me! I felt like my claws were going to break. ”
Ye Bufan was stuck in mid-air and struggling in pain, at this time, his left paw was stuck in the gap of the ventilated louvers, he couldn't go up and down, and he couldn't get down, coupled with the constant amplification of the pain, he felt that he might as well just die!
The little raccoon on the side saw that Ye Bufan was so painful, and they paced back and forth in a hurry! They are not birds, and they don't know how to rescue Ye Bufana who is stuck in the sky!
Two minutes later
"Just cut it down!" Looking at the left paw that was stuck in the ventilation louver, Ye Bufan said with some weakness. But when I thought that I would become a three-legged cat in the future, I immediately came to my senses! "No! Even if Lao Tzu becomes a cat, it must be a healthy cat with sound limbs! What's the deal with a disabled cat? Do you want to pretend to be pitiful, pretend to be a beggar, and beg for dried fish to eat in the future? This is absolutely not a no-go! ”
Ye Bufan's self-talk, the three cats were all in their ears. Xiaolan was puzzled: "That...... My eldest brother and I just met, and we don't know each other yet! I want to ask, it's ...... Is it mentally ill? ”
After hearing this, the little fox immediately shook his head and denied: "I'm sorry, I'm even less familiar with him!" ”
Xiao San don't look over: "I also see him for the first time today!" Uncooked! ”
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Thinking that he might be a three-legged cat in the future, Ye Bufan began to use his strength to make his body start to go up, and his right paw also began to stretch out into the gap that was stuck at this time. Either way, be sure to relieve the pain in your left paw first. And yet, he failed! Not because of the side, but because its current cat body is so fat, he simply doesn't have enough strength to put his right paw into it.
"Bastard, I must lose weight when I go back!" Ye Bufan shouted in pain. At this moment, Xiaolan suddenly spoke; Look: "Big brother, why don't we jump over and hug you?" Although you will be a little painful, I don't believe the weight of our four cats, and we can't let this one ventilation shutter fall off! ”
"This one can be!" When Ye Bufan heard this, his eyes immediately lit up! Then he didn't forget to joke: "Yes, you guys!" Gu You, three stinkers, the top Zhuge Liang! Today, there are three stray cats, and a shutter! ”
Xiaolan was puzzled after hearing this, and said, "What stinky cobbler, Zhuge Liang's?" Big brother, what are you talking about? ”
"Nothing, nothing! Jump! I'll wait. Ye Bufan then remembered that they didn't understand these things at all, but their left paw was too good! So he was directly fooled.
Xiaolan didn't care too much about this, but thought that the eldest brother was sick again, so he said: "Big brother, pay attention, we are going to jump!" ”
"Good!"
Ye Bufan nodded solemnly. But just as Xiaolan was jumping, Ye Bufan suddenly found that Xiaoxi and Xiaosan were planning to jump over together, and immediately shouted: "Wait a minute!" ”
"What!" The sudden shout made Xiaolan and them fall to the ground one after another! However, before that, they could have hugged Ye Bufan and didn't let themselves fall, but because of Ye Bufan's sudden retreat to dodge, they all pounced! The little fox also took a kick from Ye Bufan because of this!
Xiaolan stood up and scolded directly: "You're going to die!" Do you have to wait a minute? ”
At this time, Ye Bufan's two claws had completely stretched into the gap of the ventilation shutter! I saw him smile embarrassedly and said, "That...... If you jump together, my claws will definitely not be able to bear your weight and dislocate directly! At that point, I will be a disabled cat! I don't want to be a disabled cat! ”
Xiaolan was still a little resentful after hearing this: "What about now? ”
"Oh, now it's okay!"
Ye Bufan looked at the right grasp that had reached into the ventilation louver, and couldn't help but rejoice. Even if Lao Tzu becomes a cat, his potential is still so powerful! Yes, yes, yes!
"Okay, then forgive you for once!" Although Xiaolan was speechless, what Ye Bufan said was not unreasonable. If you get injured at this time, it will make matters worse!
Xiao San and Xiao Xi were also angry in their hearts at this time, but after thinking about it, Ye Bufan ended up like this in order to save them, so he didn't have anything to say.
The three cats came to the top again through the debris, and Xiaolan asked again just in case, "Are you sure it's okay this time?" ”
"It's okay, come on!" Ye Bufan closed his eyes and raised his head to the sky, waiting for the three cats to pounce on his body! But at this moment, Ye Bufan suddenly felt a sinking tremor! When I opened my eyes strangely, I found that the side that turned out to be a ventilation louver began to tilt downward! This shows that it won't be long before you fall down with the gout shutters!
When Ye Bufan saw it, he immediately shouted again: "Wait a minute! ”。
"What?"
Ye Bufan's shouting this time, it's a pity that he was still one step late! I saw that Xiaolan fell down again because he couldn't stop his feet, Xiao San and Xiao Fox were also jumping over at the same time, Ye Bufan increased the speed of descent in order to prevent them from holding him, so he directly dodged the front Xiao San, and the last Xiao Fox kicked it again because he couldn't dodge!
The little raccoon who was kicked again couldn't help shouting when he fell: "Rhubarb, you bastard kicked Lao Tzu again!" ”
Ye Bufan could only smile awkwardly when he looked at them that were falling. Just as he wanted to open his mouth to apologize, he felt that his body sank again, and he fell down with the ventilation shutters!
After Xiaolan and Xiaoxi landed on the ground with their four paws, the first thing they did was to look up to the sky and scold Ye Bufan, but just when they raised their heads, a force of gravity directly pressed them down with Xiao San!
"Damn, it doesn't hurt! I thought I was dead with my back to the ground! Ye Bufan opened his eyes in horror.
At this time, the ventilation shutter had also broken away from Ye Bufan's little claws, and just as he was about to get up, he felt a heavy back, so he directly turned him forward!
After Ye Bufan landed on all fours, he turned around suspiciously, only to see Xiaolan and Xiaoxi looking at him with fierce faces!
"Gollum"
Ye Bufan unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva and stepped back, and said cautiously: "I think I can explain!" ”
"Solve your sister! If I don't beat you today, I won't be able to get angry in my life! After Xiaolan finished speaking, she rushed over directly.
Ye Bufan looked at the little fox for help, but the little fox also rushed over and shouted: "I've put up with you for a long time!" ”
"Ahh
"It hurts, don't slap the cat in the face, slap the face and hurt your self-esteem!"
"Ah, why are you biting my ass!"
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The closest humans to this room:
"Did you hear the cat's screaming?"
"Damn, it's so miserable! Of course I heard it. ”
"Hurry up, stop sucking, it's definitely on the show!"
"Hey, wait for me! It's the last bite! ”
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