"Ggag ~ Gash ~ "

In the pipes, there is a frequent sound of cat retching!

Ye Bufan looked back at Xiaolan and said, "Can't you bear it?" You're embarrassing to me! ”

"Rhubarb, vomit~, today I remember you, vomit~, for a lifetime!" Xiaolan retched while finishing her words intermittently, looking very painful.

At this time, Xiaolan no longer called Ye Bufan his eldest brother.

"Didn't you just lick your ass? What's the big deal! If you want me to say, you cats don't pay attention to hygiene at all! Ye Bufan said indifferently.

Before entering the villa, he had found a place to solve the problem of stomach pain, but after it was solved, he didn't take care of his butt because he didn't know this good habit! Even if he has some diarrhea today, and even some accidentally sticks to his hair, he won't bend down to take care of it, because his consciousness as a human being once told him: "The stinky thing on the ass is not durian!" ”

"You put, vomit~, fart!"

After listening to Ye Bufan's words, Xiaolan immediately opened her mouth to refute, but these words were mixed with retching sounds, which really made Ye Bufan laugh!

"You dare to laugh!"

Looking at Ye Bufan's body trembling with laughter, Xiaolan was really angry, so he pounced directly!

"Oops, don't slap your face!"

………

The sound of the crash in the pipe caused the humans below to look up, and one of the men in a vest shouted, "Boss, what's the matter with you!" If it falls and hits us, will you be able to pay for it? ”

At this time, Pan Fengying walked over with a smile on her face and said, "Oh, don't worry, even if we fall and stone you to death, we can resist it!" ”

The man was obviously stunned after hearing this, and then hurriedly bent down and apologized: "I'm sorry boss, I sucked too much just now, and the voice was a little louder, don't mind!" ”

"It's good to know!" Pan Fengying changed the smile on her face, glared at him, and then said to the two subordinates next to her: "You two go and see what's going on on the pipeline, if it's loose, fix it quickly, and the province will cause trouble by smashing and injuring people!" ”

"Yes"

………

"Hurry up, slow down!"

Xiaolan kept urging behind him, and Ye Bufan said with a blue nose and swollen face: "You beat me like this, why do you want me to lead the way?" ”

Xiaolan retorted: "Nonsense, here you know how to go, if you don't lead the way, who will lead the way?" ”

Ye Bufan, of course, these things, but now he just wants to go against Xiaolan, who made it so heavy just now!

"I'm cool, I'm happy, I'm a wounded, I ask for special treatment!" Ye Bufan said loudly.

"Okay, then I'll give you another special treatment!"

Yubi, Xiaolan walked towards Ye Bufan viciously again!

"Bang, bang."

The pipes crackled again.

The man in the vest looked up, but he didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction, so he found a place far away from the pipe and continued to get high!

……

"Look at the direction, it should be not far ahead!" Ye Bufan blew his nose, he swore that in addition to his father Ye Buqun, he didn't expect that the second person who beat him and wanted to cry was actually a cat! But the question is, what kind of fight is it? Biting, scratching, and scratching, it is a woman's means of beating her boyfriend!

Wait, girlfriend!

Ye Bufan thought that he hadn't even had time to have a girlfriend before his death, and the grievances in his heart were even greater!

Xiao San looked at Ye Bufan's back and whispered, "Xiaolan, was it too heavy for you to start just now?" I look at rhubarb like I want to cry! ”

"Is there one? No, it won't! Xiaolan looked at Ye Bufan with some doubts, then looked up and thought about it, and said, "I seem to have a heavier mouth!" ”

"Forehead ......" Xiao San's face is black, after all, rhubarb is here to save them, and now it is beaten like this, but it has been standing by! Thinking about it now, I feel quite guilty. On the other hand, the little fox smiled and praised: "Yes, young man, I see that you are only 6 months old, and you can actually win against the adult rhubarb!" Without further ado, how about worshipping me as a teacher? ”

"Why?" Xiaolan looked puzzled.

The little fox said impatiently: "How can there be so many whys! Do you say worship or don't you worship? ”

Xiaolan said: "Then are you a domestic pet cat or a stray cat outside?" Will it catch rats, birds, and bugs? ”

The little fox rolled her eyes and said, "Do you think I look like a pet cat?" As for catching rats and birds, sprinkle water! ”

"Really!" When Xiaolan heard this, her eyes immediately widened, and she didn't want to nod her head again and again: "Apprentice, I apprentice!" ”

"Hey, that's good!" The little fox nodded with satisfaction, and thought with a smile: Now there are more Xiaosan and Xiaohua in the yard, and Xiaolan used to call Rhubarb the eldest brother, I'm afraid it will come to our yard sooner or later! When the rhubarb owner gives us food, it must be a situation where we are not enough to eat and we can't eat it when it's late! Now I'll fool Xiaolan into being my apprentice first, so I won't have one less competitor! Hmm~, I'm so smart!

Xiaolan looked at the little fox who had been smiling all the time, and wondered, "Master, what are you laughing at?" What do I need to prepare now? Does apprenticeship require a ritual or something? ”

"Ahem!"

After hearing Xiaolan's words, Xiaoxi immediately came back to his senses, and then coughed twice, and said seriously: "Now is the time of crisis, so the apprenticeship ceremony will be waived!" As for hunting, we'll teach you when we get back! ”

In fact, the little fox doesn't know what the apprenticeship ceremony is, and I've never heard of it at all! In order not to seem to be lonely, he replied casually to Xiaolan's words! As for Xiaolan, it was all because when I lived with humans, I learned it from something called TV! As for whether the cat has an apprenticeship ceremony, it doesn't know, so it just asks casually!

"Yes, master!" Xiaolan nodded solemnly.

As a former domestic pet cat, it longs for itself to have the ability to be a stray cat! Just like when human beings see martial arts masters, they can't help but want to learn a thing or two, as for how much to learn, whether to learn or not, that's a later story!

"I found it!" Ye Bufan, who had been concentrating on looking for the garage in the front, never looked back, so he didn't know about Xiaoxi taking Xiaolan as an apprentice.

"Master, please first!" Hearing Ye Bufan's words, Xiaolan immediately respectfully gave way to the little fox.

Ye Bufan looked at the arrogant little fox, then looked at the respectful little blue, and said with a confused expression: "Master? ”

"That's right!" Xiaolan nodded: "Master Xiaohu is willing to take me as an apprentice, so that I will no longer be afraid of being abandoned by humans!" Because even then, I won't be hungry! ”

"Well, you're really going to think of a way back for yourself!" Although Ye Bufan was a little touched in his heart, he still rolled his eyes speechlessly. He doesn't know about others, but Liu Yichen will never abandon his pet! Even if it doesn't become Liu Yichen's pet cat, it can come to the yard with the little fox to eat cat food, no matter what, at least it won't be hungry!

At this time, I saw the little fox put his nose against the ventilation shutter and sniffed, and said, "That's right, there is indeed the smell of other cats in it!" But how should we go down? ”

"Is this easy?" Ye Bufan smiled, took a step back and said, "Come, take a step forward!" ”

"What?" The little fox didn't know what to mean, so he took a step forward, and this happened to be standing in the center of the ventilation louver.

Little Fox doesn't understand, but Little Blue does! It clearly remembers how it met Ye Bufan for the first time!

"Master, be careful!" Xiaolan hurriedly shouted.

"What?" The little fox turned around suspiciously, and before he had time to react, he heard Ye Bufan smile shamelessly: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, it's late!" ”

I saw Ye Bufan jump up and hit the ventilation shutter with his two front paws fiercely! After hearing the sound of "bang", the little fox still stood there motionless, and the ventilation louvers did not have any intention of falling!

"What are you doing?" The little fox asked suspiciously.

"It shouldn't be!" Ye Bufan didn't answer the little fox's words, but looked at the ventilated shutter with a puzzled expression! Just as he was testing the ventilation shutter with his claws again, he only heard a "snap", and the ventilation shutter suddenly began to fall downward!

Before Ye Bufan could react, the little fox hurriedly grabbed his head and crawled towards him! Then he only felt a pain in his buttocks, and he staggered to the center of the gout shutter!

Ye Bufan looked down and said, "Little fox, your uncle!" Before he could speak, he fell down with the ventilation louvers!

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