Chapter 126: I'm Innocent
It's easy to make mistakes after drinking the fragments, and Chen Bo doesn't know whether he is in the game or has returned to reality.
The only way to quickly determine your identity is to pinch your belly.
Well, there's no obvious fat.
After realizing that he was still Cao Tiankeng, Chen Bo lifted the bed and planned to go around, it was rare to become a decent businessman, and he had to enjoy it.
"Wow, who are you?"
Chen Bo was frightened, and there was a girl lying next to her, her long messy hair blinded her face, and she couldn't see her specific appearance.
"Are you awake?"
It was another person who shouted, Chen Bo turned his head, and there were two sirs sitting on the bed opposite.
"Am I committing something?" Although Chen Bo had already guessed the ending, he still wanted to struggle symbolically.
"What do you say?"
The other party's eyes glanced at the hundred-yuan bills on the bedtable, and Chen Bo glanced over, there were about a thousand yuan.
"The money slipped out of my pants pocket." Chen Boqiang endured his composure and made up a lie.
Ah Sir couldn't help but say, picked up the wide-legged pants that Chen Bo dropped on the ground and said, "Your pants don't have pockets, can't they be stuffed into the crotch?" ”
"Perhaps, do you want to believe that I am innocent?"
As soon as the words fell, Chen Bo's hands were handcuffed.
"Is it innocent, go back to the police station and say go."
Chen Bo was inexplicably escorted into a police car, and this copy experience was quite unpleasant.
The interrogation room was pitch black, only a faint light was lit on the table, and Chen Bo sat in his position with a confused expression, looking at the two guys in front of him who wanted him.
I just don't remember the most important piece, what kind of thing is this, Chen Bo is depressed and aggrieved, so he might as well recognize his face and take it away, otherwise if he is a cute boy, his reputation will be ruined.
A sir asked about Chen Bo's situation as usual.
"Name."
"Cao Tiankeng."
"Age and origin."
"I don't know about this, sentence me to fifteen days, fine 500 yuan, I plead guilty."
Chen Bo is familiar with the public security management regulations, and the company used to have a big sword prodigal, who stepped on all the thunder that could be stepped on, and often publicized it in the office after being released.
"Knowing the law and breaking the law, the crime is added to the first degree."
"Shouldn't it be said that confession should be lenient and lenient?"
Chen Bo felt that the script was wrong, but it didn't matter, the plot did not involve a crime, it was just an ordinary illegal act, and it was criminal detention at best.
He got the punishment he wanted, and started a short life behind bars.
"Brother, you also came in with the big sword?" An old man covered in smoke greeted.
"Well, yes." Chen Bo found a corner and stood with his back against the wall.
"I'm in for the 128th time and I'm trying to apply for a Guinness World Record." The old man was addicted to cigarettes and subconsciously touched around.
"Can't control the second child?"
The old man pretended to have a cigarette in his hand, pretended to take a breath and said, "Yes, every time I let it out, I will work for a few days first, and when I earn money, I will find a mother-in-law to be comfortable." ”
"Have you ever thought about the future?"
"What is the future? Feed the dick first, hahaha. The old man burst out laughing.
"The little boss who said he was good turned out to be a prisoner."
Chen Bo was sullen, he couldn't find the exit settings of the copy for a while, the design of this game was too inhumane.
The old man sighed: "I used to be the boss of hundreds of millions of dollars, and I liked to find joy and sow seeds everywhere, but then my wife ran away with my partner and started to work alone, and my business plummeted, but this old problem has never had a chance to change." ”
"I've seen a lot of the ups and downs of life, or women are interesting, I can never guess."
"I've always wanted to put into practice a mantra that I forgot who said it, to the effect that creating a nation, what a grand cause it sounds."
"Actually, I envy the breeding pigs, eat and drink every day, and there are so many girls around me."
Chen Bo didn't listen to him blowing water at all, and clicked blindly on the interface for a long time, but found nothing.
The old man took care of himself and talked about the past ups and downs, from his childhood childhood sweetheart's playmate, to the long-legged nanny in the maid's outfit later, the number was huge enough to form a harem on the scale of a group army.
"Actually, among the women I have loved, my favorite is my third wife, who has a ....."
"Are you a repeater? If you don't have anything to say, can you shut up? I've heard this more than ten times, and I'll go to your eldest brother-in-law's with clear eyes, blurred lips, and pink snow muscles. ”
Chen Bo pinched the other party's mouth fiercely, and only then did he let go of his hand.
The old man meditated on his legs and said slowly, "Since you know my third wife so well, then I will talk about my fourth wife, you must be very interested." ”
"No, I'm not interested in your fourteenth aunt at all." Chen Boyang refused.
"Oh my God, you actually know that I have fourteen aunts, but it's a pity, in addition to my aunt's wife, I also have a few little princesses, a few little babies, and a few little fairies, let me introduce them to you one by one."
The old man's unrelenting chanting provoked a beating, Chen Bo didn't know how serious he was, anyway, he was an NPC, and there was no consequence if the hammer was broken.
This dozen directly knocked off the VR glasses, Chen Bo looked at the mess, and said speechlessly: "Why is my monitor broken?" ”
Not only did the monitor crack a few cracks, but even the keys on the keyboard were hammered and missing.
"Wang Jiuri, are you there? Look at the good things you've done. ”
"Yes." Wang Xu poked out half of his head.
"What little boss did you arrange for me? I smashed my computer. ”
"Hehe, I'll help you adjust the immersion to the maximum, it's okay, I'll pay you for reimbursement, repair and replace it as you like." Wang Xu's handling method is very domineering, it's good to be rich.
"I'll change a notebook with more than 10,000 yuan."
Although Chen Bo knew that this amount of money was pediatric for Wang Xu, he couldn't be angry.
"It's so shabby, boys should be kind to themselves, peripherals are something that has been used for a few years, and it's not like cosmetics, don't be greedy."
Wang Xu picked a series of the same style for Chen Bo, and the two of them will be able to use the couple machine tomorrow.
"What the hell is so fun about this game, I don't think it's interesting." Chen Bo returned his glasses to Wang Xu and prepared to brush up on hundreds of questions before going to bed.
"A way to escape reality, have you ever watched Ready Player One?"
"I've seen the movie, and the painting style is different."
Wang Xu agreed: "Because this is completely realistic and you can even experience birth, old age, sickness and death in it." ”
"I just want to be the big guy who calls the wind and rain."
"Okay, show sincerity, the Thunder Dragon King is up to you." Wang Xu's tone was arrogant.
Chen Bo understood the meaning of his words, "Sincerity? Isn't it just money, if the cheek can be exchanged for money, it would be great. ”
"Haha, tomorrow in martial arts class, remember to recharge your batteries." Wang Xu reminded.
"Grid... Martial arts lessons? ”