Chapter 127: The Life of the Sandbag
The keyboard application course can give people a new feeling every week, and Chen Bo has only experienced it for less than a month, which feels more than he has studied in four years in college.
"Is it too late to buy insurance?"
Chen Bo foamed in his mouth, the half-length mirror of the washstand couldn't fit the whole person, and if he wore it sturdily, maybe he could also be a mobile signal blocker.
Wang Xu held a toothbrush and comforted: "Fighting is not as dangerous as you imagined, many of them are fitness, and if you really want to break your ribs and break your teeth at every turn, your parents have already complained." ”
"Why don't you use the electric one, it's more troublesome."
"I'm not lazy to that extent, I have to rely on machines for everything, I can only feel when I brush my teeth with my own hands, I can control the force and speed, and the electric ones have no soul." Wang Xu took a big sip of water and put the toothbrush cup back in place.
Fighting has a long history, and can be divided into hand-to-hand combat and equipment combat according to whether or not weapons are used.
Chen's martial arts are a combination of taekwondo, wrestling and sanda, and he is taught by a fourth-degree black belt who has won national awards and is quite experienced.
"Let's first introduce taekwondo, which is a kind of kung fu based on footwork, and the common roundabout kicking and breaking the plank on the Internet is taekwondo."
The teacher brought a training plank, flicked it in front of the students, and the sound was crisp, he glanced at the crowd, pointed at Chen Bo and said, "It's you, out of the ranks." ”
"Who?"
Chen Bo looked left and right, and several people around him also looked at each other.
"The biggest one."
Add this keyword, the answer is obvious, and the people around him know each other to make a way, so as not to let Chen Boka get stuck.
"Teacher, what are you going to do?" Chen Bo covered his chest, feeling uneasy in his heart, and faintly felt that something was not right.
"Hold this plank steadily, and I'll show you the essentials of the move."
Chen Bo held the two sides of the plank, which was about one centimeter thick, and the texture was so soft that it could be broken with a little force.
He slowly raised it above his head and blocked it in front of him, like a little fan holding up a support card for his idol.
"Why are you lifting so high, who can kick this." The teacher, who was half a head shorter, stepped forward, pulled the plank to his chest, and walked back to his place.
"Look carefully, don't blink."
The teacher lunged and gathered momentum, his fists were clenched, several green tendons burst out of his forehead, and his pupils gradually contracted.
Chen Bo's hands trembled with fright, and he silently prayed that there would be no accidents.
"Hah-"
This smashed the kick of the sick man of East Asia, and kicked the board and the people away.
Chen Bo didn't realize what had just happened, the person was already lying on the ground, fortunately, the fat layer was thick, and it was only a slight pain in the flesh.
"Are you alright?" The teacher asked with concern.
Chen Bo threw the broken wooden board in half on the ground, got up and dusted off his body.
"Barely enough."
Seeing that Chen Bo was fine, the teacher continued to class.
"Students, do you see clearly?"
"No, it's too fast."
The person who made the coax was Wang Xu, Chen Bo remembered, this kid was hiding in the crowd and laughing, and that smile was something he had never seen before.
"In that case, let's make it a little more difficult."
The teacher took another training board, which was different from the previous one, which was at least three centimeters thick and solid.
"Remember, stand firm and don't fall."
Chen Bohou was terrified, and he tried to keep his center of gravity low to make sure that he would not fly out later.
"Roundabout kick, the position of the kick is very critical, you can't kick the board if you come out early, and you will kick people when you're late, so you have a good scale when you practice."
After that, the teacher put on the same posture, and this kick kicked out Bruce Lee's demeanor, Chen Bo turned on the spot, and the difficulty index was three and a half stars.
"Alright, let's train one-on-one."
I thought I could return to the team, but who knew that the nightmare had just begun, and I became the queen card lifter, and I had to meet all kinds of bells and whistles.
"AJ Red Devils Dawn Armstrong Roundhouse Kick."
The first tin foil perm brother shouted a long list of slogans, but he didn't even touch the plank, if it wasn't for Chen Bo's fast flash, he would definitely have to throw himself into his arms.
"What are you shouting about? Do it all over again! The teacher stopped the man and ordered him to kick again.
The hot head brother who had suffered a loss learned his lesson, and the second foot was not lifted in a hurry, but waited until it was close enough before he raised his leg neatly and kicked the wooden board smoothly.
"Scared me to death, almost broke the bridge of my nose." Chen Bo tilted his head back a little in time to be saved.
The second little brother who appeared on the stage was a macho man with well-developed limbs, Chen Bo stretched out his hand to the farthest end and raised his throat.
The starting style is very well done, and it is deeply passed on by the teacher, but it will be exposed as soon as it comes out.
"People are roundhouse kicks, what are you doing playing with an upside-down golden hook?"
I don't know if the other party deliberately wanted to show off the operation, or forgot the follow-up posture, in short, this kick was embarrassed, the toes were hooked by the plank, the person hung in the air, and after a short look at each other, a big street was born.
The teacher didn't look at it, ran out and said, "Is it so difficult to kick roundhouse?" What the hell are you kicking one by one? ”
Seeing that no one answered, the teacher asked again: "There are a few who can't, raise your hands." ”
Generally speaking, there are few people who dare to raise this, and the teacher casually pointed to a few people.
"You, you, and you, all out of the ranks."
"Haha, Wang Xu, you also have today." Chen Bo secretly snickered, sure enough, those who died did not live long.
Wang Xu looked calm and adjusted the plank to a suitable height, after all, he was taller than the teacher and his leg length was different.
He didn't play his cards according to the routine, and directly approached the plank in a race walking stance, first with a turtle speed roundhouse kick that kicked the block in half, and then jumped on the spot and made up for a knee in the air to break one of the pieces in half.
Before landing, finish with an elbow like a god, and split the other piece in half.
The whole process is smooth, and not a single action is superfluous.
"If the planks were bigger, wouldn't you be able to shredd?" Chen Bo was stunned.
"It's the size of a potato at most." Wang Xu walked back to his place as if nothing had happened.
"Down... Next. ”
The teacher was also shocked, even though it was a light wooden board for performance, he could complete the movements in one go without making mistakes, at least he was a master at the red belt level.
"Look at my miracles, before people arrive, shoes come first."
"Huh? Ren Weizhi? Xie Xianzhi? Who is here? ”
When Chen Bo was confused, a shoe flew in front of him, and he raised the plank a little higher and successfully intercepted it.
"What class are you from? What is your name? "The teacher was furious, this was a blatant challenge to the order of the class.
"I'm Kong Daling, and I'm in the third class of journalism and communication."
"Why did you get mixed up with us, I'll take you to the school doctor." The teacher grabbed Kong Darling's wrist and dragged the person away.
"What's the situation? So what's going on now? Chen Bo looked at the figures of the two in the distance, dazed and at a loss.
"I'm here to be a temporary teacher, I can do all the bells and whistles." Wang Xu ran out of the crowd and took the initiative to take over the heavy responsibility.
"Who agreed?"
Chen Bo finally found a chance to be freed, and whoever likes to do this card-raising job will do it.
"Whoever refuses, we will vote by a show of hands, and the minority will obey the majority."