Chapter 2: Smell the ass

"Meow!"

"I'm so sleepy, what time is it?"

Ye Bufan closed his eyes and habitually went to his pocket to take his mobile phone, but found that his body was empty and silky at the same time!

"Strange? How I feel like I'm wearing a fur coat! ”

Ye Bufan opened his eyes suspiciously, and when he saw a different sky, he was immediately shocked: "I'll go, why did it change color this day?" ”

Ye Bufan hurriedly shook his head, and when he opened his eyes, he returned to normal.

"It scared me to death, I thought a car accident had hit me with color blindness!" Ye Bufan reflexively wanted to shoot his heart, but found that he couldn't shoot it! Look down.........

"Ah!!h

"How can this be, how can this be, how did I become a cat? It must be a dream, it must be a dream, yes, I don't want to scare myself, I don't scare myself! As soon as I close my eyes and open my eyes again, I will definitely be able to return to my lovely villa! Yes, it must be so, it must be so! Okay, I'm starting to close my eyes now, and when I count to three, I'll be able to go back! Yes, that's right, that's it! Okay, I'm starting to close my eyes now, one, two, three! ”

Ye Bufan hurriedly opened his eyes, and when he saw his still plush body again, he suddenly collapsed again!

“NO”

"No, I must go back to my handsome body! Even if it is death, Lao Tzu will not hesitate to do it! There is a good saying, the eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under the cat for a long time! ”

Ye Bufan stood up and began to look around, and found that he was on top of a cradle, and to his right was a balcony as high as the third floor.

Ye Bufan jumped and stood directly on the guardrail, and after looking down, it suddenly turned its head and walked back!

"Go to TM's big husband, I'd better be a cat villain!"

Seeing the three-storey building, Ye Fan decisively gave up seeking death, returned to the house and began to look around, and then was surprised to find that this was actually a three-story single-family villa.

Yes, my future meow should be quite happy, at least not worrying about eating! Ye Bufan thought beautifully.

Knock knock

"I guess the owner of this cat is back! I'm going to see what it looks like, if it's ugly, I'll run away from home, and if it's a boy, I'll run away from home! Ye Bufan twisted his ass and ran downstairs.

"Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, come on! See what I've brought you? As soon as Liu Yichen walked into the house, he shouted at the stairs, and then saw Ye Bufan roll down the stairs directly from the second floor!

Seeing this, Liu Yichen hurriedly put down the little black cat in his hand, picked up Xiao Huang with concern, and said, "Ah, Xiao Huang, are you okay?" ”

Nonsense, you roll down from the second floor to see if there's anything wrong? It hurts me to death!

Ye Bufan opened his eyes painfully, and when he saw the beautiful face of the school flower, presented in front of him and infinitely magnified, he was suddenly a little stupid!

it, it's beautiful!

Liu Yichen saw Ye Bufan honestly staying in his arms, and said in surprise: "Xiao Huang, what's wrong with you today?" I'll hold you, why don't you run away? You used to resist being hugged the most. ”

Ye Bufan looked and said, "That's stupid!" ”

Although Ye Bufan was talking to Liu Yichen, what Liu Yichen heard was a meow, even so, Liu Yichen was still very surprised and said: "Xiao Huang, do you understand what I said?" Can you really understand me? ”

Ye Bufan said speechlessly: "Nonsense, what you say is not English, of course I can understand it!" ”

"Hahaha" Liu Yichen smiled happily, and then suddenly put Ye Bufan on the ground, and put the little black cat he had just picked up in front of it, and said, "Look, I brought you a little friend today!" Its name is Blackie, and you can't bully it. ”

Ye Pingfan looked at this little black cat and said in his heart: Why does this cat look so familiar?

When Ye Bufan was puzzled, Liu Yichen suddenly interrupted: "Okay, let's play together first!" I'm going to change my clothes, and I'll get you some food when I'm done. With that, he went upstairs.

The little black cat looked at Ye Bufan's milk and said, "You, hello!" ”

The little black cat looked very restrained, and seemed to be afraid that the aboriginal would not like him and would drive him away.

Ye Bufan thought that since he had become a cat, it should be normal to be able to understand cat words. So he said, "Hello! ”

Seeing the other party's response, Xiao Hei's heart was much more relaxed, and then he asked carefully again: "Can I live here in the future?" I go out every day to pick up garbage to eat, and I'm really hungry. I don't want to wander anymore, I want to have a home! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Hei's stomach rumbled uncontrollably.

Ye Bufan had never seen this lineup, and he was directly soft-hearted, so he said again and again: "Okay, good, you can stay, you can eat everything here!" ”

Xiao Hei was ecstatic: "Really? ”

Ye Bufan nodded and said, "Of course it's true!" ”

"Great!" Xiao Hei jumped on the spot happily, then turned around and said, "Then you smell my ass first!" ”

"What's that?" Ye Bufan couldn't believe his ears a little.

Seeing this, Xiao Hei thought that he was not good at learning and made a mistake in the order! So he said again: "Then I'll smell you first." ”

After speaking, Xiao Hei ran behind Ye Bufan like a trot.

Seeing this, Ye Bufan hurriedly turned his body around and said, "Let's have one to say one, two to say two, you control your own desires first!" I'm not close to the cat. ”

Xiao Hei looked puzzled and said, "What cat color?" Sniffing each other's butts is our etiquette for pussies! ”

Ye Bufan's face was black: "Who taught you this?" ”

Xiao Hei said with a serious face: "My mother! ”

"Your mother!" Ye Bufan's eyes widened, and just as he wanted to speak, Liu Yichen walked down from the second floor.

After Liu Yichen came down, he saw Ye Bufan and Xiao Hei living in peace face to face, and said with a smile: "Xiao Huang, it seems that you are more well-behaved than I imagined!" Come, I'll reward you with a can to eat. ”

Liu Yichen opened a can of fish and handed it to Ye Bufan, after Ye Bufan smelled it, the pungent fishy smell made him roll his eyes!

"Vomit, vomit!"

Ye Bufan rolled his eyes and retched, until Liu Yichen picked it up and smelled Liu Yichen's unique body fragrance, which eased up!

Liu Yichen said with concern: "What's wrong with you, Xiao Huang?" This is your favorite canned fish! ”

Ye Bufan said: "Take it, take it quickly!" Lao Tzu never wanted to see canned fish again. ”

Because he couldn't understand Ye Bufan's meow, Liu Yichen thought that he wanted to eat canned fish, so he hurriedly put Ye Bufan in front of the canned fish.

The strong fishy smell quickly stimulates its brain! In just a moment's effort, Ye Bufan jumped up directly, and then ran away from this poisonous place at the speed of light.

Liu Yichen was taken aback when he saw Xiao Huang's big reaction! said: "I'm scared to death, what's wrong with this little yellow?" Doesn't it love canned fish? ”

Liu Yichen looked at Xiao Hei, who was carrying and eating canned fish, and shook his head impatiently.

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