Chapter 3 Lao Tzu can't do it
"Stay away from me, stay away from me, stay away from me!"
Ye Bufan shook his tail and walked away, and said to Xiao Hei behind him to stay away from me, but this Xiao Hei didn't seem to understand the meow, and he had to follow!
Little Black staggered his calves and trotted all the way to follow, saying as he ran, "My mother used to do this a lot!" β
"Shut up!" Ye Bufan finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "I'm a dignified man, I haven't even kissed a girl's mouth!" And you! Instead of taking pity on me, you let me lick your ass! Are you still human? Bah! Are you still a cat? β
Liu Yichen, who was watching TV, turned his head curiously after hearing the continuous cats, and when he found that Ye Bufan had been yelling at Xiao Hei, he frowned and said, "Xiao Huang, are you fierce Xiao Hei again?" No matter how fierce you are, I'll beat you! Besides, can't you just let a little black go? I took it to the hospital today and the doctor said it was up to two months old and some malnourished! Can't you, the aborigines, care more about it? β
Ye Bufan looked at Liu Yichen and said dissatisfied: "Concern? How do you make me care! β
Ye Bufan turned his head to look at Xiao Hei and found that it was facing him with a chrysanthemum, and then said with a painful face: "Lao Tzu can't do it!" β
Ye Bufan surrendered and jumped directly to a place that Xiao Hei couldn't touch!
Seeing this, Xiao Hei had to run to Liu Yichen's feet to ask for a hug, Liu Yichen was even more happy when he saw it, he thought that Xiao Hei would alienate her for a few days first, but he didn't expect to run to her side in less than two hours!
"Cutie, let me hug you!" Liu Yichen picked up Xiao Hei and put it in his arms, and at the same time, Xiao Hei's snoring began to sound!
(Friendly reminder, here, the cat purrs to mean it's comfortable now!) οΌ
"Hey, hey!" Seeing the clingy little black cat, Liu Yichen laughed unconsciously.
Xiao Hei was spinning around in Liu Yichen's arms, looking for a comfortable place while stepping on milk everywhere, which made Liu Yichen feel very funny, and said: "It's still our little Hei, who will give me a massage on the first day of coming!" Unlike Xiao Huang, in addition to sleeping stupidly, he knows how to eat stupidly, and the fat ones can overwhelm the kang. β
(I think everyone should know that Ye Bufan is an orange cat!) Nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is overpowering the kang! οΌ
Ye Bufan turned his head over: Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you are the school flower, Lao Tzu would have sneaked out to hook up with the little wild cat, phew, it's the new beautiful host!
"Hahaha, itchy, itchy"
Ye Bufan was attracted by Liu Yichen's laughter, turned his head to look, and found that Xiao Hei had climbed to her shoulder at this time, and Xiao Hei's chrysanthemum was also facing Liu Yichen at this time!
"Hahahaha"
Ye Bufan immediately smiled when he saw this scene, but Liu Yichen and Xiao Hei didn't notice it at all at this time!
"What are you doing, Xiao Hei? Don't put your ass on me! It stinks. β
Liu Yichen took Xiao Hei off his body and put him back in his arms. But Xiao Hei stubbornly wanted to climb up, which made Liu Yichen very puzzled!
Seeing this, Ye Bufan hurriedly ran over and meowed, "Lick it!" All you have to do is lick it! Relative to the Aborigines, I think you are more qualified than I am! β
Liu Yichen looked at Xiao Huang and said, "What are you calling nonsense again?" It can't be heat! β
βwhatοΌβ Ye Bufan had a question mark on his face, he had never raised a cat, so he didn't understand Liu Yichen's words at the first time! Now that there is such a fun thing, he is too lazy to think about it, so he meows again: "Lick it!" β
This time, Liu Yichen didn't pay attention to Ye Bufan, but simply touched his head!
Ye Bufan was in a hurry, so he stretched out his paws and pointed at Xiao Hei's ass and Liu Yichen's mouth on the other to express what he wanted to say.
However, due to the distance, Ye Bufan's claws were not long enough, so Liu Yichen only understood the first part!
Liu Yichen suddenly realized and said, "Ao, I know!" Do you want me to spank Blackie's ass and teach it a lesson? β
"What?" Ye Bufan was strange, and then meowed: "It's licking, not fighting!" β
Liu Yichen watched Xiao Huang meow at him, thinking that he had guessed correctly, and then said: "Xiao Huang, you see that Xiao Hei is still so young, and it is the first day he has just come to our house!" If I hit it now, it will hate me for the rest of my life! So...... Let's make an example of the monkeys! β
Ye Bufan looked puzzled, killing chickens and making an example of monkeys! Does this have anything to do with killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys?
Just when Ye Bufan was puzzled, the back of his neck suddenly tightened, and then he was directly carried by Liu Yichen to her lap! Before Ye Bufan could come back to his senses, the pain immediately came from his buttocks.........!
"Meow!"
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hospital
Ye Buqun looked at his son who was unconscious on the hospital bed, and then said, "Doctor, what's wrong with my son?" Why is he still not awake? β
The doctor frowned and said, "We're weird too!" All the inspections that can be done have been done, all the things that can be checked have been checked, and all the indicators are normal, but there is no problem at all! β
"Then why hasn't my son woken up yet? Will there be a danger to my life if I continue like this? When Ye Buqun said this, his tone trembled a little.
The doctor said, "Mr. Ye, please rest assured of this!" Although we do not know why the patient has been in a coma, we can guarantee that the patient's life will not be in any danger anytime soon! β
"That's good!" Hearing this, the boulder in Ye Buqun's heart was much lighter! Then he continued: "What should we do next? Is it just lying down all the time? β
The doctor said, "Mr. Ye, if your conditions permit, I suggest that you take your son to Shangjing Brain Hospital for examination, their equipment and treatment experience are several times higher than our hospital!" Of course, you can also be treated conservatively at home or at home. To be honest, with the patient's current condition, much like what we often call a vegetative person, if you talk to him more, maybe it won't be long before he wakes up! β
"Hmm!" Ye Buqun nodded, and then said, "I'll take him to Beijing for further examination!" My head office is in Shangjing, and I won't be delayed when I go there to take care of my son or work. β
"Well, we respect your choice!" The doctor nodded, and then walked out of the room!
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At night, Liu Yichen's house.
The sky is deep, and Liu Yichen's parents don't seem to have any intention of coming back.
Liu Yichen picked up his mobile phone and looked at the time, and after pressing a few numbers, he deleted it back, and then threw the phone away casually and continued to watch TV. As for how much she looked in, only she knew.
Ye Bufan looked at Liu Yichen at this time, as if he had seen himself before, so he stood up and walked to Liu Yichen's side, hoping to bring her some comfort.
Liu Yichen looked at Xiao Huang beside him, touched his head with his hand, and then wrapped him in his arms. While feeling the warmth brought by (Ye Bufan) Xiaohuang, the body also seems to be much warmer in the heart.
As for that little black, it had already been by Liu Yichen's side and had entered the dream......