Chapter 8: Little Poems
"Big Brother Cat, Daddy Cat, Grandpa Cat, just let me go! I'm old, I'm young, and there's a lot of rats waiting for me to feed at home! ”
The old turtle regrets it at the moment! I don't know what the turtle grandson said, the early bird has worms. Now, it's okay to get up early and get caught by a cat this time! Really slept with the dog.
Ye Bufan looked at the huge rat and said uncertainly: "Are you sure you want to eat it?" ”
The little fox put the old turtle down, stepped on its tail with its paws, looked at Ye Bufan and wondered, "Otherwise? ”
Ye Bufan frowned and turned his head: "This ...... You might as well eat it yourself! I'm not hungry. ”
"No way!" The little fox shook his head righteously: "Your master is a good person, and many of our stray cats have received her favors and eaten the food she gave. You are alone as her pet cat, and we stray cats must not treat you badly! So, you can eat this delicious mouse first, and give it to me if you can't finish it! ”
"Forehead......" Ye Bufan was stunned, he didn't expect a cat to be able to say this, and he didn't expect that he would be stained with the light of the goddess today, and let a cat invite him to eat mice!
Ye Bufan looked at the black mouse, and felt disgusted in his heart, so he said, "That, you can put it away!." ”
Ye Bufan's words suddenly surprised the cat and mouse opposite! The fox asked, "Why?" ”
The old turtle also wanted to ask the big fat orange in front of him why, but the situation at this time made it feel that it was better not to speak!
"That ........." Ye Bufan hesitated a little, it is the nature of cats to eat mice, how should I make up this excuse? Rats, rats, rat meat...... Rat meat!
Pregnant!
Ye Bufan said: "Today, my master quits meat, so my pet cat can't eat meat." ”
The little fox was puzzled: "Quit meat?" I've only heard of marriage! ”
The old turtle also looked at Ye Bufan with wide eyes, it has been difficult to break into the north for so many years, and it has stolen the grain of I don't know how many families, but I have never heard of anyone who wants to quit meat! This guy can't be bluffing this tanuki, right?
Ye Bufan also felt that his reasons were a bit ridiculous, so he pretended to be impatient and said, "That...... This is the rule of my master, and I don't understand it! Thank you for your kindness, anyway, I can't eat meat today, you can do it yourself! ”
"Then I won't eat it either!" After listening to Ye Bufan's words, the little fox directly released his claws. Feeling relieved, the old turtle ran forward with a puff of smoke, and soon disappeared from their field of vision.
Ye Bufan looked at the escaped mouse and wondered, "You just let it go?" ”
He had thought that the raccoon would leave here with a mouse in its mouth and eat it.
"That's right!" The little fox nodded: "Your master is so kind, there must be a reason why you don't let you eat meat today, such as today is a special day or something!" I didn't know it before, but now that I know, I naturally have to comply with it. ”
"......Forehead" Ye Bufan was defeated by the little fox's brain circuit, and then said: "If you are a soldier, you will definitely be a good soldier!" ”
"What is a soldier?"
"To put it simply, it's what you call a good person!"
………
"Have you moved out yet?"
In the afternoon, Ye Bufan stood on the balcony of his house and looked at everything in the house, a familiar place that could not be more familiar, but now he could only look through the glass door.
There's a lot less stuff inside, and it's obvious that someone has moved it!
At this time, the sound of parking and opening the door with the key suddenly came from downstairs, Ye Bufan looked down, although he could only see vague hair and general figure, Ye Bufan could still recognize that person was his father!
There's no way, Dad's kind of baldness, it's really hard to recognize if you don't want to!
Ye Bufan went down the window a little bit, and when he got downstairs, Ye Buqun walked out of the house with this photo.
Ye Bufan saw that his father was in a hurry, slightly anxious, and seemed to be in a hurry!
Ye Bufan meowed: "Dad, Dad, I'm Ye Bufan!" I'm not dead yet. ”
After closing the door, Ye Buqun saw a big orange cat meowing at him on the ground, if it was before, he would definitely squat down and pet it twice. But now, he didn't mean to stop at all, and walked over directly past Ye Bufan.
Ye Bufan hurriedly chased after him, but Ye Buqun saw it but immediately drove away, until he opened the car door and started the car to leave, and he never looked back once! .
Ye Bufan chased behind, but no matter how he accelerated, it was impossible for his four legs to catch up with the four wheels, until the all-too-familiar sedan disappeared from view, and it stopped.
"Alas!"
Ye Bufan drooped his head, and his mood was low.
"Rhubarb, why are you here?"
At this time, a pure white lion cat walked towards Ye Bufan.
Ye Bufan looked at a long-haired cat walking towards him and asked; "Who are you?"
The lion cat said: "I'm a little poem!" ”
"Little poem?"
"That's right!" Xiao Shi nodded: "Because I am a lioness cat, your master directly named me Xiao Shi." It's a bit simple, but I love the name. ”
"Oh." Ye Bufan nodded, it seemed that this little poem had also received Liu Yichen's favor, so he said, "Do you have anything to do?" ”
"I'm fine!" Xiaoshi shook her head: "I was sleeping on the tree, but when I woke up and found you below, I came over." ”
Ye Bufan said: "So that's the case. Actually, I didn't have anything to do, I just slipped here! ”
"Oh." Xiao Shi nodded, and then said with a little disgust: "Why are you so dirty!" Don't you even take care of your hair? ”
Ye Bufan was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No, I just took a shower in the morning!" ”
Ye Bufan reflexively looked at his body and found that he had almost changed from an orange cat to a gray cat!
"Oops, it's so itchy!" The sudden itching made Ye Bufan have to learn to scratch it like a cat, it's okay not to scratch, as soon as he scratched it, Ye Bufan obviously felt that there was mud on his body!
"Damn, why are you so dirty!" Ye Bufan was shocked, when did he become so dirty!
Xiaoshi was speechless: "Our cats have thick hair, and it is difficult to return to a dry state after bathing!" You see that your hair is running around before it is dry, your body must be dirty, and your skin must be itchy! ”
"This, I had something to do at the time, I didn't think about it that much!" Ye Bufan said embarrassedly. No way, just two days after being a cat, in addition to learning to eat and sleep, everything else is still in a white state!
Xiaoshi stepped forward and asked, "Where is the itch?" I'll help you catch it! ”
"Back!"
Xiaoshi simply scratched Ye Bufan's back and said, "Okay, you can almost go back." Your master should be almost home! ”
Ye Bufan turned around and wondered, "How do you know?" ”
Xiaoshi laughed: "Every time it's that point, it's hard for me to think it's not knowing!" Okay, go back quickly, save your master to worry. ”
Ye Bufan was deeply shocked by Xiao Shi's words, he didn't expect a stray cat to be able to calculate a person's activity time so accurately. I really don't know if my previous self was also calculated like this by stray cats!
"Yes!" Even so, Ye Bufan nodded and left here.
Xiao Shi looked at Ye Bufan's back and was deeply envious, and said, "If only I could have an owner like Rhubarb!" ”