Chapter 9: What a Distress!
"Little !! Yellow!!! ”
The deafening roar almost didn't shake Ye Bufan to death! Ye Bufan covered his ears with two claws, because the claws were a little short or even a little thick, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like he was surrendering.
Ye Bufan was shocked in his heart; My mother, I didn't know that the goddess had the level of singing sopranos! With this penetrating power, I feel like my soul is about to take off.
Because of his thoughts about the two cats at home, Liu Yichen rushed home as soon as he got out of school! She was happy in her heart, but after she opened the door, she almost went crazy!
At this time, Ye Bufan can be said to be how dirty and dirty he is! The wet hair was mixed with muddy water, and there were mud lumps hanging from several places on his body, like a stray dog that had just escaped from a mudflat!
Liu Yichen looked at Ye Bufan with wide eyes, and he was so angry in his heart! I want to raise my hand to fight, but I have nowhere to start! So he raised his foot, gently kicked Ye Bufan with his foot, and said angrily: "Did you sneak out again?" Why do you say you're so disobedient! Come with me to the bathroom! ”
Ye Bufan was puzzled, and said as he walked: "Didn't I wash it outside?" I think it's good! At least you can see the previous coat color. ”
Liu Yichen saw Xiao Huang screaming on the ground, thinking that he was protesting, so he said, "You are embarrassed to protest!" It's already a great gift that I didn't hit you, okay. ”
"Brother Xiaohuang, what's wrong with you? What a body of mud! Are you wandering? At this time, the little black staggered over.
Ye Bufan turned around and said, "You're awake!" When I came back, I saw that you slept soundly, so I didn't call you. ”
Xiao Hei smiled and said, "Yes, it's really fragrant to sleep at home!" Especially when you're full. ”
Liu Yichen saw Xiao Hei running over, hurriedly picked it up, kicked Ye Bufan again by the way, and said to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, did you see it?" When you grow up, don't learn from this little yellow brother, otherwise this will be the end! After speaking, Liu Yichen couldn't help but kick Ye Bufan lightly.
Ye Bufan was speechless, there was no way, who let himself really do wrong!
toilet
At this moment, Liu Yichen is very much like a soldier preparing to go to the battlefield! I saw that she had a hood on her head, a mask on her face, an apron, rubber gloves on her hands, and finally even a brush for washing the toilet in her hand!
Other Ye Bufan can still understand, but what the hell is this toilet brush? Rubbing your back?
Just when Ye Bufan was puzzled, he only heard a sound, and Liu Yichen turned on the bath bomb.
Ye Bufan subconsciously hid elsewhere, but Liu Yichen directly blocked the direction of movement with a toilet brush!
Ye Bufan looked at the toilet brush and was a little speechless, although he hadn't bathed the cat, but it was too to use the toilet brush! Fortunately, the toilet brush is new, so I won't have too much burden on my heart, otherwise I may be disgusted to death!
Liu Yichen looked at Ye Bufan motionless and let himself nourish it with water, and said with some surprise: "Hey, why is Xiao Huang so well-behaved this time!" I'm getting a little sick. ”
Liu Yichen saw that Ye Bufan did not resist, and slowly began to put the toilet brush aside, and then carefully flushed Ye Bufan!
"En~ comfortable! The water temperature is just right, it's still too cold to wash outside! Ye Bufan closed his eyes and began to enjoy the goddess's service for himself, but before he could feel comfortable for a few minutes, the water suddenly stopped!
Ye Bufan opened his eyes and found that Liu Yichen was pouring something like shampoo into his hand. Just when she was wondering, I saw her wipe the thing that looked like shampoo on it, and soon a lot of foam began to rise on her body.
Liu Yichen rubbed Ye Bufan's hair and said, "Xiao Huang is really good this time!" Then he sniffed the foam on his hand: "This brand of shampoo smells so good!" ”
"yes, I'm comfortable too, even better if I don't have gloves." Feeling the massage of the goddess, Ye Bufan couldn't help but meow.
Since Ye Bufan was very cooperative in the next thing, the process of taking a bath was also smooth, and the only thing that made him unhappy was the rubber gloves! So that he can't really feel the touch of the goddess.
"It's finally dry, I'm so tired" Liu Yichen wiped the water on his forehead, and then said: "It seems that I have to buy an automatic pet drying box, I'm so tired!" ”
On the other hand, the current Ye Bufan is really satisfied! The goddess was busy with herself throughout the whole process, and she didn't complain, this is simply the pinnacle of life! No, it's a cat!
"No, I'm going to take a shower too, my body stinks!" Liu Yichen sniffed the clothes, and then rushed directly to the second floor!
Xiao Hei looked at Ye Bufan, who was taking a bath, leaned over and sniffed and smelled, until Ye Bufan was a little annoyed, and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Xiao Hei said a little overwhelmed: "Are you Brother Xiao Huang?" ”
Ye Bufan was asked a little inexplicably by Xiao Hei's words, and said, "You don't know me when I took a bath?" Do you felines have dementia? ”
"It's not!" Xiao Hei shook his head: "I look at you like Brother Xiaohuang, but the smell on your body is not like it at all!" It smells good, but it's not what it used to be. ”
"I see!" Ye Bufan then understood why Xiao Hei kept smelling it, so he explained: "The reason why the smell on my body has changed is because I used shampoo in the bath just now!" ”
"Shampoo?" Xiao Hei asked suspiciously, "What is shampoo?" Also, why did you take a bath and go to that room with your master? Wouldn't it be nice to lick it yourself? ”
"Forehead......" Ye Bufan was stunned by Xiao Hei's series of questions.
Just lick a few times! Let's not talk about whether the hair is dirty or not, what if you have bad breath? When the time comes, it will be covered in the smell of saliva, how uncomfortable!
No, even if Lao Tzu is a cat, then he must be a fragrant cat, a Chu Liuxiang cat that is rampant in the cat world, so that I can attract thousands of girls and let them beg for hugs!
Ye Bufan said: "To put it simply, the shampoo is for us to bathe, and the fragrance on my body is also derived from the shampoo." As for the two questions behind you, what I want to say is that even if Lao Tzu is a cat, he must be a fragrant cat, a Chu Liuxiang cat that can attract thousands of girls, as for the stinky cat that smells of saliva all over his body, forget it! That's not for me! ”
Speaking of which, Ye Bufan can already fully imagine that a group of young girls are vying to hold their own happy days!
"Hey, hey, hey, it's so distressing!"
Ye Bufan raised his head and smirked there, and even Ha Lazi flowed out!
Xiao Hei was frightened by Ye Bufan's sudden smirk and took two steps back! Xindao: Why is it stupid to ask a question? I still hurriedly ate cat food to suppress the shock, and by the way, I pretended that this matter had nothing to do with me!
Xiao Hei ran away quickly with his cute little short legs, and in the end, only Ye Bufan and a cat were left giggling in place.